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Joined 03-07-07, id: 1232103, Profile Updated: 03-30-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Godzilla, and Mediator.

Hello!!

I can't come up with anything to write here, but since some people have actually looked at my profile, I figured anything would be more entertaining than a blank page.

So. A little about me. I'm a raging fangirl, but despite this obsession, I still manage to be ridiculously smart. But not intelligent. I am, quite seriously, the stupidest smart person you will ever meet. Seriously. I run into walls, trip on nothing, and have no sense of direction or street names (other than the route to school I've driven hundreds of times).

Pay attention to this: 'Creepy Stalker!' will no longer be published under Mediator; it's now in Crossovers under Mediator & Twilight as 'Edward is a Creepy Stalker!' I may change the title later to reflect the actual plot, but that's what and where it will be for now.

So people have some sort of an idea about what is going to happen in Edward vs. Mothra:

Jacob finds out that moths feed on cloth - in other words, clothing - and Mothra stares starvingly at Jake's pants (for the cloth. not any other reasons. . . ).

When Jake sics Mothra on Edward, Edward reads Mothra's thoughts and finds that they share a bond of reluctant chastity (there aren't many giant, mutated female moths around for some reason).

This is just a preview of wonderful things to come. Hopefully after reading this, people will actually go on to the SECOND chapter (and the third, and fourth, and so on. . . Kudos to those of you who have gotten that far. Especially since I like the fourth the best so far, and you're missing out if you don't read it).

Now, back to me.

I go to a little in California, I'm a senior, and I harbor vague hopes of going to the Ivy League (sorry, censoring details because I've just been struck by a bout of irrational paranoia) next year, on the off chance that I'm part of the lucky seven point one percent. I went there over the summer for a month and it was AMAZING!! Yay. Surprisingly, I actually have the grades for this.

So, I know I just posted a new story, not even: I just did the bare minimum, posting the bit that came into my head at the moment, but I'm busy panicking over some monumental news that I will receive at about 2pm tomorrow afternoon - college admissions for the Ivy League schools. Basically, I'll either find out if I'm going to my other top choice for sure or if I have to somehow decide between one and the other. How I'm going to turn down either one, I don't know. So, that's my excuse. I'm a bit of a nervous wreck.

But, on the bright side, I actually have an idea of where 'Edward is a Creepy Stalker!' might be headed (with a plot and everything!), so I should get the ideas down on paper before that plot meets the same fate as 'An Unpredictable Future' has (I used to know what was going to happen in the second chapter of this. now I have no clue. . . it may have been a Jasper POV, but I'm blanking on the details :( ).

So, I've got all that going on, plus an essay due Wednesday, an orchestra concert friday, and prom saturday. . . but I've also got a free 6th period every day since we finished the yearbook and now have study hall.

As a nice and pathetic end note: please review my stories!! You have no idea how happy seeing a new review would make me. Unless you've written a story yourself and humbly begged readers to review. Then, please take pity on my plight. (they've even made the review button nice and obvious for you :) )

Jilliane

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Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Recollection by Adeleste reviews
The doctors said it was amnesia, but there had to be something else. Something else the world just wasn't telling me. And who was this Jesse? Reviews are appreciated.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,499 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
The New Kids by A.Ash reviews
The Cullen family starts high school for the first time since Renesmee has been born. Will she learn to love Jacob the way he wants her to? Or will she meet someone at school and repeat the history that brought her Mom and Dad together? *sequel is now up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,063 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Away Laughing on a Shiny Volvo by Vision in Blue reviews
Georgia and Jas manage to sneak off on a bus in Hamburger-a-gogo-land. Instead of New York City, however… they end up in Forks, Washington. Georgia Nicolson/Twilight crossover.
Crossover - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26/2009
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
Attics to Eden by GildedButterfly reviews
An EmbryxOC fanfiction, because you can never really have enough Embry. Addie moves to Forks with her parents and four brothers, hating the small town just like Bella did. But her salvation comes from a different kind of mythical creature... DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Embry
Under the Sheets by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Another Twilight parody to the tune of "Under the Sea" from the little mermaid. Bella's just bitter that Edward won't have sexy time with her. Stupid, inconsiderate vampire!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Ode to a Fanpire by LolliliciousLolly reviews
From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
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Creepy Stalker! reviews
Mediator/Twilight crossover: Suze and Bella are stepsisters living in Forks. Jesse is confused by Edward's strange nighttime habits. Pre-series. Canon couples. A preview of a full story I'm going to write.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Edward is a Creepy Stalker! reviews
Suze and Bella are stepsisters living in Forks. Jesse is confused by Edward's strange nighttime habits. Pre-series. Canon couples. A preview of a full story I'm going to write.
Crossover - Mediator & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Susannah S., Bella
Edward vs Mothra reviews
Read ch 4! It's the best! Pre Eclipse. Jake, upset with Edward's persistent presence in Bella's life, hires a hit man, er, a hit-moth, reasoning that moths are attracted to bright, shiny things, so what better to fight a bright, shiny vampire?
Crossover - Godzilla & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Jacob
An Unpredictable Future reviews
Alice Cullen has always been happy with her life and marriage to Jasper, but when Alice foresees the love of a human, not even she can predict what the outcome will be.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete