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Joined 03-07-07, id: 1232161, Profile Updated: 01-17-12
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Alex Rider.

Recent News:

I'M BACK. Three years later.

Not-So Recent News:

May 27: I am worse at keeping promises than I thought. First log in for a very long time. Love you Jen.

July 5: I am finally out of my case of the Writers' Block and will be back soon. Yes, Jen, I'm talking to you. I have a new Harry Potter story and a new Alex Rider story in the works. Keep an eye out for my updates or, if you can't be bothered, just add me to your alert list.

June 28: Yes, my lovelies, I will be back soon. Starting off slowly, I must admit, but I am still coming back. To top it off (not that many of you care - 'cept you, Jenna), I will be submitting my 21st story soon. Yay...?

May 31: I am currently on HIATUS. The reasons for this inculde, but are not limited to, my health, my schooling, my family and a severe writers' block. I am apologising on my hands and knees, begging you not to be angry if you are waiting for an update. I am so sorry if anybody was waiting - even if that was only you, Jen. To prove how sorry I am, when I can find the time and the inspiration to write, I will. :) Cheers.

See you all in a few months (hopefully sooner)!Febuary 3: A long-standing poll of mine ("Should I concentrate on one fic at a time, a pattern or randomly?") has been tallied and it has been a tie between pattern and randomly so those updates will be coming in randomly and the pattern being there isn't really a pattern, but I'm updating, so hold your tounges.

A Little Bit of Rambling About Moi:

· Has a seriously blonde personality.

· Loves swings but was never granted with a swing set as a child. Come to think of it, she was never given a sandpit, dog, trampoline or those red shoes either.

· Although, she was given a pool until her Daddy pulled it out of the ground just as she finally realised she loved swimming and the hottest summer in years came.

· Suffers from continuous clumsiness and bad luck.

· Should wear reading glasses, but doesn’t.

· Wishes she could have played soccer as a child but knew she would have tripped over the ball anyways.

· Loves action movies with lots of fighting, guns, explosions, hot guys and the occasional romance-comedy.

· Loves to read (like most of the people on this site) but can never really find the time.

· Cut all her hair off because she thought she could save money on shampoo.

· Seems to be a trouble magnet and is always blamed for things she didn’t do.

· Hates the world some times because she can not physically marry Captain Jack Sparrow or Scarecrow in the Scarecrow series.

· Wishes she could run the world for one day, just to see what it would be like.

· Knows it would only be one day because nobody would last much longer under her rule.

· Would like to point out she never gives her real name over the internet, so those of you who think you know me, don’t be so sure.

· Is a Beta Reader, although she isn’t very commonly asked for her services.

· Cries in almost every movie or book, even if it isn’t a sad one.

· A bit of a drama queen.

· Will be surprised if anybody has read this far.

· Has just realised she has been speaking in third person and is wondering why she won’t just stop already.

· Has decided to keep talking like this because it’s sunk in.

· Is scared of insects, ONLY when somebody else gets scared.

· Is obsessive compulsive and claustrophobic.

· Will wind this up now because her fingers hurt.

A Little Bit More Rambling, This Time About My Writing/Other People’s:

· Likes stories about the Founders and the Marauders.

· Rarely ever reads anything about the ‘Golden Trio’ because she finds them boring after so many books.

· Is a very strong Tonks/Lupin supporter.

· Is a very strong Lupin supporter, period.

· Updates whenever she can get a break from the very busy life she leads.

· Owns the Fic Orphanage where you can hand over those pesky fan fictions that you don’t want anymore to somebody new with a fresh idea in mind.

· Has many more ideas ready to unleash but has wisely decided to stop starting new stories because they are getting harder to update.

· Loves Lily/James, Tonks/Lupin, Sirius/OC and OC/OC relationships.

· Hates Mary Sues and would like you to tell her if any of her OCs turns Mary Sue-ish. Please.


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Darks Academy by Mufasa Lives On reviews
It was hell - brick, dusty and isolated. The people were slowly becoming twisted, strange events occuring shortly thereafter. And Alex was there. Stuck in the middle.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,414 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Dance Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
The story of Dorcas Meadowes about how she joins The Order Of The Phoenix, get’s romantically tangled up with Sirius Black and why Lord Voldemort killed her personally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Sirius B., OC
The One Where They Go to Disney Land by nannygirl reviews
The title says all! My first Friends Story! Please review!New scene added! Finally!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,784 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Always by SharkiesGirl reviews
The beautiful flower escaped his reaching hand and began to drift quickly along with the wind. The boy released a small gasp as he stood up and ran after it. The flower, though, always hovered out of reach.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sharing by Bad Mum reviews
It is the closest he can get to explaining that sharing with Fred is not like sharing at all, because Fred is the other half of himself." Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthdays project, and to celebrate Fred and George's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
It’s not until he’s pushed up against the couch, his hands entangled in her unruly black locks and his lips smashed against hers in a way that is anything but sexy and yet so desirable, that Sirius Black realises he’s destined for recklessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Shower Thoughts by Tyem Marodyor reviews
Ever wondered what the Marauders, Lily Evans and her two friends thought in the shower? It only takes one question, and they all want Lily to answer...and soap gets in Sirius' eyes. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by The Reviews Lounge reviews
[Reviews Lounge forum collaboration] Several different oneshots, each by a different author, about a canon character and what they want for Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone, and please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,549 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
30 Or So Signs You're Obsessed With Twilight by Fionasaurus reviews
Not and Original title or idea. Difference between my list and everyone elses? I have done or plan on doing EVERYTHING on this list.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Rainbow Magic by The Reviews Lounge reviews
[William Wordsworth: My heart leaps up when I behold, a rainbow in the sky] This is a Reviews Lounge forum project, consisting of oneshots, each by a different author about a different character, all inspired by the word rainbow. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 64,037 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Rise and Shine by pronk-the-conqueror reviews
Waking up is hard to do...unless you're Lily Evans. Staying awake can be rough...unless you're James Potter. So what's a night owl to do when he can't catch the early bird?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Chasing Angels by The Room of Disquieting Muses reviews
Teddy Lupin had no intention of dying in a blaze of glory. [Round Robin Collaboration, eventual TeddyVictoire.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
The Way Women Work by Queen Biatch reviews
Marauder Era. Sirius fought with his brother and the Slytherins are out for revenge. Remus was caught in the crossfire and now...he is a little more feminine. Thank God for pillow fights, face creams, chocolate and sleep overs because poor Lupin has PMS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Remus L.
This Diamond Ring by Scarlett71177 reviews
Harry and Remus fib about their mission to buy engagement rings and get caught in their lie by Ginny and Tonks. HarryGinny, RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lily's Stalker by Tyem Marodyor reviews
There's a stalker at Hogwarts! And they're stalking Lily Evans! And if you think you know who it is, let me tell you, you're wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,896 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Taking Care of Business by HOLLOWpoint headers reviews
Lily Evans's world has completely fallen apart. Desperate to hold together what's left of her family, the 17 year old gets a job at a corner cafe in Bath. Little does she know, the Potters are on vacation in Bath and they happen to love that little cafe:D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Red by SparklingEyesWithACrazyMind reviews
JPLE ONESHOT tragic, in my mind, but I think it's also sweet...ok, let's just agree that the summary sux, but please R&R, it won't take long, because this is really short. again, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Kafuffle by slam a revolving door reviews
[Oneshot]'Ay, don’t look at me'The painting of Shannon Howl – Famous Healer protested.'S’not my fault that yer wife was stupid e’ough to have yer as a ‘usband' Join the Marauders as they await the birth of Harry J. Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Carabella Avenue reviews
Jasmine Potter is the most recognised Squib in the world. Her brother is James Potter and her father is a famous Auror. She leads a normal, Muggle life. When somebody moves into Number 12, everything's different. Lane Chelsea is going to change her world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - OC
The Nice Day reviews
Drabble. Written for SharkiesGirl's Challenge It was a nice day. He just wasn't living it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Mission Improbable reviews
Alex Rider and Laura Nickleson are too different. Alex is strong and brave, Laura doesn't know how to cross a road. When you place them on a mission, sprinkle in some SAS members, stir in Sabina and add a few crazy extras, you'll end up with a BIG mess.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,340 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
Two Bouncing Baby Boys reviews
Remus and Sirius are missing from Hogwarts, and to top off Lily's stress, two familiar babies show up. Mel and Christie help her look after them, but will James figure out what has happened before they get too attached? JamesLilly, Marauder Era, No Peter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007
Falling into Place reviews
“Where’s it going to be this time? Columbia? New Zealand? We’re going to live with sheep, aren’t we, Mum?” Donna's life was a mix of family secrets and constant moving, all in the name of her safety. But now that she's started Hogwarts, it's her decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2007 - OC
Escape Plan reviews
Salazar Slytherin leapt up from where he was quietly sitting in his common room and dived behind the couch. He heard footsteps, causing him to crawl quickly away, down and around the corridor. [Rainbow Challenge for ReviewsLounge. Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Salazar S., OC - Complete
He Walked reviews
He walked. It was cold, wet and rainy. But, still, he walked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Remus L., Ted T. - Complete
The Ghost of Laughter, I Can Remember reviews
He was still young. He deserved to live more than anyone I knew. He was special, unique, somebody who should live forever. But he didn’t. Not in the way I hoped. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Warming to the Potter Charm reviews
Lily and James. It all started with a kiss...after that it's history [Challenge set by Cuba, a very silly story].
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
My iPod Nano reviews
Music is what feelings sound like. “I’ll stay, Tonks. As long as you won’t slap me again.”[A collection of songfics. All chosen randomly of my sister's iPod Nano]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2007
Mr Darcy reviews
Friday Knight and her gay friend, Jai, decide to give up magic until they can find a partner and settle down for a while. For two pure bloods, it's a lot harder than it seems. When Mr Darcy, Friday's boss, comes into the picture, things suddenly get weird
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - OC
I Love You, But Please Die! reviews
Have you ever met one of those kids whose mother is over protective, embarrassing, moody and yet only wants what's best for their ‘darling little baby’? Well, I am one of those poor human beings. It sucks, especially when you're going insane. Marauder Era
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Do the Hokey Pokey reviews
Four year old, Voldy was killed by a falling tree. Very tragic. Now, the most evil thing remaining are bad dates, boyfriend stealing tarts, bad hair days, talking highheels, Hokey Pokey comps and that evil, old cow around the corner. AU. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2007
Rainbow reviews
Remus' parents always wondered why he liked the rainbow so much... [OneShot. From a Reviews Lounge Challenge. DH Spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
What is Love? reviews
Gabriella Lupin never met her father. Her mother had always told her that he was a lovely man...Written before Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
My Hero Stayed Silent reviews
Marauder Era. She doesn't talk, but Tory is just like every other teenager. Embarassing mother, crazy friends, only girl in her suburb. Only her hero stayed silent. And now, she finds her voice. But will her hero find his? JamesLily, RemusOC, SiriusOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - OC
Memoirs of the Jealousness that is Me reviews
Lily is really jealous. All her friends have boyfriends and she wants one. The only problem is that Potter is the only available option. Written as Diary Format. Lily allows her envy to take over and finds herself in a few awkward situations. LJ, MPPOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Lily Evans P.
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned reviews
Sirius thought everything was back to normal. Lily, James and Harry were alive. Voldy was dead. Sirius wasn't in Azkaban. He was rich, handsome and successful. Only problem is, he forgot her. You know what they say, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007
The King, the Maids, the Jester and the Stablehand reviews
King Sirius wants to be the richest, Maids Lily and Jayne want to run away, Jester Remus wants to keep his head and Stablehand James wants to make a living. When their worlds collide, everything changes. A different type of fic. Marauders Minus Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
In the Shower with Sirius reviews
Sirius always has a knack for trouble. Falling through the ceiling, walking around naked. No, it's not like that, you perverts! Parody of In the Shower with Andy by Andy Griffiths. I disclaim everything
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
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