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Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Tragically, I am afflicted by plot ideas of the oddest nature, usually simple a character that strikes me as fantastic- that I then write about. These usually kind of die and I leave them to gather dust in my hard drive, as I have previously attempted to post and write them but then failed miserably as the particles of inspiration that followed weren't of the same vein.

I tend to write Harry Potter, simply because I am in love with the magical world that Rowling created and I love to play in it for my own amusement.

Sirius Black is a character I regard as possessing serious awesome, and as such I like to think of him as straight because I love awesome characters but don't write slash. That said, I actually do think that Sirius being gay is supported by canon, just not in a terribly obvious way.

Another character I'm up on my soapbox about: Ron. In just about every story that I've read, he's stupid, useless, hardheaded and with an inferiority complex larger than Deathly Hallows. Admittedly, it is rather canon of him but only the canon in later years when Rowling felt the need to throw some character flaws to make up for Hermione being a Sue- earlier he's actually a nice bloke and people don't give him enough credit. In most stories, he's little more than a plot complication and his character has bugger-all depth- I'm not saying that he has to have unmentioned, soul-wrenching angst, but portraying him as uncomplicated rather than shallow would be nice once in a while. In far too many stories the guys are acted by overanalyzing girls with deep voices- can we have a simple, down-to-earth boyfriend in the house please?

And a final HP note: the Snape fanfiction explosion didn't relate to the books in any way, but to Alan Rickman's superb smexifying of the role- he really is just a slimy git in the books, ok? he's not secretly interested in Shakespeare and he doesn't play the piano! Severus Snape has no style- it's Rickman that does.


Excerpt from 'Nine men and a little lady', a LoTR fanfic about a Mary Sue Tenth Walker

Galadriel's Journal
Lothlorien, February 15, 3019

Today the Fellowship moves on. A great evil passes from my domain, and a vast dank shadow lifts from the hearts of my people.

Oh, and the One Ring is leaving, too.

V for Vendetta

"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having!"

Avatar: the Last Airbender

"Really, Prince Zuko, couldn't you shoot them down with something more fragrant?"

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

So that's all for now, but feel free to enjoy my stories- I'm rather pedantic about grammar and spelling, so you should harbour no fears for the lack thereof.


THE WORD DECIMATE MEANS 'TO REDUCE SOMETHING BY ONE TENTH'

DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE WHAT IT SAID THERE? ONE FUCKING TENTH

IF WHAT YOU MEAN IS 'A LOT MORE THAN ONE FUCKING TENTH' THEN SAY ANNIHILATE OR DESTROY OR ERADICATE

NOT FUCKING DECIMATE

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why. In-progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,552 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W.
The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
The North Remembers by SilverRavenStar reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,085 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Jayne Cobb and the Man Beneath by candyflavordlies reviews
Jayne Cobb is a complicated man with a filthy mouth and a dirty mind and quite a few redeeming qualities. Series of one-shots revolving around Jayne and his convoluted sense of life, humor and justice. Rated T for language/inappropriate topics. No 'ship.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jayne
Hiding by Serene River reviews
Post-BDM. River's mind, now more or less unfettered by the secret of Miranda, is wracked by her Reader abilites. Where does she seek sanctuary aboard Serenity? Jayne's room, of course! I'm a Rayne-aholic, and that's what this will be. Rating WILL change.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,659 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/24/2008 - River, Jayne
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 8,145 - Follows: 8,784 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ma Bête Noire by Kitsune Heart reviews
"My Black Beast." The thing which you hate the most. For Butler, a weakness: something a bodyguard should not have. For Minerva, a mistake: something geniuses do not make. Of course, every rule has its exception.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Butler, Minerva P.
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
It All Started When by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
Dumbledore requests that all students and staff write a personal secret onto paper to be posted around the school. Hermione takes the opportunity to reveal her deepest feelings and Severus finds himself looking within his darkened heart. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
5 Times Loki Meddled in Darcy and Steve's Relationship & One Time by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
AU: During the events of the Avengers, Darcy and Steve (but mostly Darcy) hit Loki over the head (repeatedly) and release him from Thanos' control. Loki is eternally grateful. For Loki, gratitude means meddling. Darcy x Steve. Darcy!Loki!BFFs. CRACK
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,859 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
Skipping by missmissa85 reviews
You don't just skip through sixty years of American history. The results are often quite painful, as a young intern has to explain to an Army captain out of his era. .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,265 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Lupus Iuvenis Praevalet by GardenerKing reviews
But here's another way it could have gone. AU, obviously.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,520 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Robb S.
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Just as friends, obviously by ofwingsandthings reviews
Modern AU where Arya is 17 and Gendry 22. In which Ned Stark finds Arya's car missing at an early hour in the morning, and is told that she is probably at Gendry's, leading to some very uncomfortable misunderstandings and a string of events that will change their relationship forever.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,980 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Crossing Stars by DuchessOfDementia reviews
AU. Arya Stark was not 'trapped' in a marriage. The word 'trapped' would imply that her husband actually cared that she kept slipping out in the middle of the night to see Tobho Mott's strapping young apprentice.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Arya S., Gendry
Differences by Asidian reviews
Loki comes to realize that he and his brother aren't treated the same.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Eyes by Tince reviews
The Girl, the Merc, The Couch. Trouble? -*A generous helping of Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by sandie.eggo reviews
Full title: Ariadne's League of Handsome and Extraordinary Gentlemen. Summary: Five times the men of Inception come visit Ariadne at school; her friends wonder who these men are.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Teeth by Tince reviews
Fresh fruit: the good, the bad, and the unpredictable. - *A healthy serving of Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
That Thing On Cyrus by The Frisky Firelily reviews
One shot sequel to Jayne and Simon's Excellent Adventure. Because people wanted to know about that thing on Cyrus. Cameron and Badger have a new business partner to introduce to the crew. J/R, S/K, M/I.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jayne, Simon - Complete
Jayne and Simon's Excellent Adventure by The Frisky Firelily reviews
When Jayne and Simon are left stranded they have to get over their previous hatred in order to survive. NOT SLASH. S/K, R/J, M/I, Z/W memories Post-BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Jayne, Simon - Complete
Doing The Dishes by HD is not High Definition reviews
The Titans favorite soap opera? Why, Kid Flash and Jinx of course! Looks like today's episode will be about doing the dishes. Who will win the battle? Random ONESHOT KFxJ
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2011 - [Jinx, Kid Flash] - Complete
I Got Yer AU Right Here by Thescarredman reviews
A collection of what-if Firefly story snippets inspired by Fallshirmjager, who has since changed his name... Coincidence? I think not.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 8,107 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Post-BDM. Epilogue added.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Letters to Logic by Miss Rosie Real reviews
Wally/Jinx and Dick/Kori. Love impairs judgement. C'est la vie.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Sadalsuud by Enchantable reviews
Moviefic! The day before his wedding to Tamina, Dastan finally tells her the truth about what transpired between them in the alternate time.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,329 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Why We Fear John Casey by Nightfawkes reviews
The volleyball incident at last year's employee picnic.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Seven in the Morning by RabulaTasa reviews
AU It's seven in the morning, do you know where your neighbor is?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4269 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Moment In The Basement Of The FotS by Jason's Favorite Madwoman reviews
Okay, I always wondered why the heck Godric took so long to rescue Sookie. This is a little drabble on what he was doing on what he believed was his last night alive. I think it's funny, but, ya know.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Godric - Complete
Chivalry Isn't Dead by magisterquinn reviews
[AU] A class discussion gets a little personal too for Rachel Roth. What’s with all this talk about clichés? And who said that chivalry was dead? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Jayne's Big Damn Secret by veshengri reviews
Jayne... has a secret. It's a good 'un. Get him in a turrible fix someday...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jayne, Inara - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Amateur Night by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In which the girls of the Watch go out on the town with friends and a very special guest and make some noise. In the Blue Cat Club, someone long missed returns to Ankh-Morpork, helped by two disreputable Gods. An unforgettable girls' night out.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Terror by thewordweaves reviews
Sam Vimes had never known terror until he realized that it was inevitable that he ask Sybil Ramkin to marry him. A look at the proposal that was so tragically left out in the books. ;
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Prodigal by Dyce reviews
PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jayne, River
The Vimes Wedding by Roruna reviews
Things can go quite wrong at weddings. Especially this one, the Vimes-Ramkin wedding was the event of the Ankh-Morpork social season. When all was said and done it really was a miracle that the best man didn't lose the ring. Enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Regina by The Creatress reviews
Tom Riddle is a lonely, but focussed first year who finds a mysterious diary in his trunk. It talks to him. Her name is Ginevra. As he grows closer to her, things start happening. Threats, attacks, murders... And Tom can't remember where he was last night
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
The Couch by jane0904 reviews
Picking a plot bunny from badkarma00's excellent JAYNE COBB'S GUIDE TO THE MARRIED MAN, here a little tale for everyone to read. Short and sweet.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Full Circle by KinkerBelle reviews
Rayne. One ShotVingettes. Just a little ficlet that wouldn't stop trying to eat my brain. Reviews are love.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/27/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Up On Your Feet by Lucifer's Garden reviews
Jayne surprises the crew by giving River a rather heartening gift on her birthday. Post BDM, pre Rayne friendship.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Should've Known Better by TheShoelessOne reviews
[Post BDM] Hard strawberry wine and a fiddle tune brought them together on a balmy summer evening. Oneshot, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Heart's Blood by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Lithiníel wanted to die. Therefore, Sauron desired that she should live. What happened next defied all expectations.... Set approximately 40 years before the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,554 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sauron - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Deadpan Love by Gwaihir10 reviews
Raven very calmly takes charge of a relationship with Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,443 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Secret Life by atruwriter reviews
When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy. [ABANDONED - TO BE DELETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Vice and Virtue by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sequel to SENSE series. Rayne. A series of interconnected oneshots based on the vices and virtues of this strange new relationship. COMPLETE!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,276 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Robin and Marian by TheShoelessOne reviews
River and Jayne play a game. Including Wash as an unwilling Little John. Rayne, oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Only In The World of Dragons by atruwriter reviews
Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,206 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
He Could Always Read Her by atruwriter reviews
Harry could always read Hermione's face like a book. Before long he was using her expressions to gauge whether a relationship should end or continue. Finally, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly deny him. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Without Words by nubesdelchocolate reviews
Rayne, Jayne was a man of few words, River had too many that never came out right. A series of short fics
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Nawat by Personification of Fluff reviews
Or: the Importance of Pocekts A short story about Nawat while separated from Aly. Contains spoilers to Trickster's Queen and some sexuality.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Hat Trick by Missy Jade reviews
[PreRayne] The first time his hat goes missing, he’s sure it’s his imagination, since he wakes up the next morning to see it lying near Vera... [Fluff, with a sprinkling of angst]
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Key by princat reviews
Two ex soldiers, a fugitive doctor and psychic, a mercenary, a mechanic, a flyboy, and a high class whore...and these are the good guys. Plotline loosely based on the movie Sneakers. Post BDM, and in my 'verse, Wash is alive. Canon plus Rayne development.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,466 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 6,680 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bank Job by Dyce reviews
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
User's Guide and Manual to V by Evey1812 reviews
Based on the 2005 movie. Congratulations on your purchase of a V Unit!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
The Whole Of The Thing by Dyce reviews
After Miranda, Jayne sees River differently. Vignette, complete.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Ba Xiu by slaygirl101 reviews
Jayne finally decides what he has to say to River, and the rest of the crew finally decided to stay out of his way. Last part of the Chinese Word series, Rayne
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/30/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Dark Angel by RomanceGuru reviews
RayneJayne&RiverHalloween.For the LJ Cobb&Tam challange.“She’s so cute when she’s being all psychotic and playful.” R&R :
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Faking It by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Flashfic. WashZoe as newlyweds. She practices a small deception, and he calls her on it. Inspired by a scene in the shooting script for 'Trash' that never made it onscreen.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Let it Flow by sevangel reviews
A few months post Early, River's fascination with a certain merc comes out. How will the crew handle the genius's sudden craving? How will Jayne? A more animalistic look into my favorite pairing, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,465 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Jayne, River
Crazy's rescue mission by sevangel reviews
When River has to rescue some of the crew, a secret she's been hiding comes out. As a result, there's only one person left on Serenity that she trusts, a man they call Jayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,912 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - River, Jayne - Complete
Dark Ramblings, A Dark Lord's Diary by Shikatanai reviews
After loosing his first diary to an overzealous, stupid brat, Lord Voldemort decides to try his luck one more time. Of course, this time he's even less sane than during the first go around. postHBP. Dearest Diary...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Voldemort
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Making Mr Right by magisterquinn reviews
[AU]Imaginary boyfriends never go out of style, because when you’re making Mr. Right nothing can go wrong... BBxRae RobxStar CyxBee KFxJinx TerraxSlade. A sappy Vday romantic comedy along the lines of “Sex and the City” [Complete]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,931 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Kinfolk by mnemosyne23 reviews
No one messes with the Cobbs. RiverJayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3009 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One Man's Weeds by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Jayne gets Zoe a present, postBDM. Takes place after 'Blooming Cactus' but can be read as a standalone. Flashfic, complete.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Jayne, Zoe W. - Complete
The Planets Will Turn by thekidwiththehelmet reviews
River gets hooked on soap operas and decides the use them as a guide to seduction. RiverJayne
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Alpha to Omega by mnemosyne23 reviews
Immediately post Serenity. The alphabet of hope, redemption, and loss. RiverJayne. CHAPTER 6 UPLOADED 012506
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,321 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Jayne, River
Blooming Cactus by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Six months postBDM, Zoe confronts her feelings about those events after Jayne says something to her. Then Jayne gets shot...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Zoe W., Jayne - Complete
The Unexpected Houseguest by volta arovet reviews
No one really knows when Kid Wicked first moved into the Titans Tower, and the Titans are learning just how hard it is to kick a teleporter out.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Kyd Wykkyd - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Equilibrium by beautifool reviews
A fullbodied fic with a heady aroma of JayneRiver and slight undertones of JayneKaylee and KayleeSimon. Post Serenity. Yes, there are spoilers. Comments appreciated! complete
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Cerberus by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Niska decides to take vengeance on Mal by stealing a crewmember or two to sell into slavery. Jayne has to figure out how to protect River while he's being tied up and tortured...A couple of alternate scenarios added.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Jayne, River
Marriage Counseling 101 by mnemosyne23 reviews
River and Jayne are having a fight, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire. Mal, RiverJayne, Zoe
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2005 - River, Jayne
Lover by clumsy eloQuence 666 reviews
ONESHOT PersephoneHades. maybe persephone didn't mind her captivity all that much...maybe it brought out the best side of her. rated M for sexual content. sort of reflective. R&R
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by mnemosyne23 reviews
an indeterminate future, young Abigail Cobb watches her family come apart at the seams. RiverJayne
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Jayne, River
The Talk by mnemosyne23 reviews
Mal's tired of the ship being overrun by children, and decides to have A Talk with his crew. RiverJayne, SimonKaylee, ZoeWash, implied MalInara. Rated for bawdy humor.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Mal, Jayne
Trick or Treat by mnemosyne23 reviews
Halloween foof! It's Halloween, and River spreads the festive cheer to the rest of the Serenity crew in her own unique way. All characters, all major 'ships, no Serenity spoilers.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2005 - River, Jayne
Blood Drops by Michmak reviews
Simon sees, Simon knows. What does Simon think?
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005 - River, Jayne
Expert by Michmak reviews
“You can use me, if you need to,” she whispered as she slid to the floor and walked towards him. “It’s your job, after all. Your hands could make me work.” First story in The Little Things series
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Jayne, River
CAPTAIN MALCOLM REYNOLDS: User's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The evil technical advisor returns! In honor of Serenity the company presents yet another entirely twisted User's Guide, this time to everyone's favourite Manly and Impulsive Browncoat, because he is So...Very...Pretty. PG for mild innuendo.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Mal
Elsewhere by KateShines reviews
Jayne and River bond, the crew gets a job, the weather's rotten. COMPLETE.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,084 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Jayne, River - Complete
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nothing Goes as Planned in the 'Verse by Lady Cleo reviews
When a crazy girl slashes your chest and months later you find yourself dreaming about her in exotic settings, you don't go telling the world about it, much less your crewmates.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Never a Normal Relationship… by Lady Cleo reviews
While setting down on Jayne’s home world things go from messed up to screwed up for Jayne, River, and the crew of Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,947 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
A Marauder's Memory by Adelaide E reviews
Lily had seen past the charm and sexy hair, and thought them immature boys. To them, she was a fearsome but lovely girlfriend. As he recalls teenage amour and antics, James hopes his son will endure the same enjoyable aggravation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and A PotterBlack's Role in Life by Bobboky reviews
When Harry turned 16 the one thing he did not expect was to be summoned to Gringotts to become Head of two old and powerful Families, become an Ambassador for the Goblins, and get engaged. (let alone engaged four times)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,652 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Perspective by Lokaia reviews
Very light JayneRiver. First of a 30-part series for the LJ community 30Kisses.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2005
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
A Tangled Web by Nienna Nir reviews
The twins catch their sister flirting with Estel in the garden and decide to break them up for their own good before Elrond finds out. Of course, things don't go as planned... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,884 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Saying Sorry by Adelaide E reviews
Ron Weasley, it must be admitted, has a great deal to learn about the opposite sex. How fortunate that one member of the opposite sex is willing to teach with excess volume him to say the most important words of self preservation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Selfinsertion O'BuggerSubtlety and the PSSS by Nights Mistress reviews
The true story of the Philosopher's Stone. Follow Selfinsertion O'Bugger-Subtlety in his attempts to wreck havok on the English b#$%#@s who rule his homeland. Involves shot owls, terrorists!Hufflepuffs and explosions. Lots of explosions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003
Imaginary Romance by She's a Star reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Ginny and Harry become roommates, but are still nothing more than friends. Will things change between them, or will Ginny find romance with a certain blonde-haired former Slytherin? Decisions, decisions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,067 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Valar Must Be Crazy by Doris the Younger reviews
An INANIMATE OBJECT falls into Middle Earth. Tenth Walker? Not hardly!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,942 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Badger Resistance by Nights Mistress reviews
The sixth year Hufflepuffs are not particularly impressed by Harry Potter or his DA. So, they decide to form their own study group, reasoning that they would learn more. As politics starts to interfere with Susan Bones' life, the Badgers are left with a d
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,753 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
A Girl Like This by She's a Star reviews
Awkward librarian Evelyn Carnahan stumbles upon a discovery that leads her to a legendary city, and her once-boring life becomes filled with adventure, bickering fests with attractive American men, and . . . resurrected mummies? What fun.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,144 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Evelyn C.
Penny for a Kiss by drama-princess reviews
Survival, love, and memory become strangely blurred for prisoner-of-war Ginny, who cradles a single gold galleon in her hand to remember who she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rear Echelon Commandos by sersi reviews
The Serenity is boarded and Jayne must retake the ship. He's not too thrilled about the crew he has left to work with.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2003
The Gentleman by VR Trakowski reviews
Jayne takes up a challenge
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Jayne, Inara - Complete
Dong Ma? by ThatGirlIsabel reviews
Mal listens, Jayne glares and Simon understands. PG13 just to be safe.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Mal - Complete
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/8/2002
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The Real Reason Why reviews
In the Harry Potter books there are many gaps and flaws, as would be expected in such a broad narrative- here's the humourous solution to some of the most common ones, such as why they're stuck in the 18th century and why Ron never talks about his cousin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011
How to logic it up with style reviews
An extra ten minutes makes all the difference... Harry does the Triwizard Tournament without Hermione's assistance. Is he screwed? Probably. Will it be amusing to watch? Definitely. Come and join the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Harry P.
Imladris Found! Boromir's Daily Musings reviews
Sequel to Musings While Lost. Boromir's thoughts, torments and amusements while waiting for the Fellowship to set off: Paranoia, unfortunate allergies, androgynous elves, conspiring hobbits and a rather irritating Aragorn all torment the poor guy- enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Boromir
Musings While Lost or Imladris Is Hard To Find reviews
Boromir goes to Imladris for a dream- and spends most of the trip hating himself for it. Read as he is tormented by his horse and the Man-hating wilds of Eriador. Who knew that Rangers were so untidy? NOW WITH SEQUEL!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Boromir - Complete
Ginger biscuits reviews
What do a Dark Lord, Hermione Granger, moral relativism, an 'abracadabra' charm, hidden magical cities and a psycho 15-year-old have in common? Ginger Biscuits, of course. Hermione talks to Tom to organise a peace treaty and ask why- set after fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G.
The snake's den reviews
A chance comment by a kindly Ravenclaw changes Harry's perspective completely... Just a little thing, possibly amusing but mostly disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2010
10 reasons reviews
10 reasons for everything, beginning with... 10 reasons I love Severus Snape, definitely a joke. Please don't interpret anything from my first chapter as serious. Anyway, please read, enjoy and review! Also, feel free to read my other stories...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007
Finding the Release and a different room reviews
. Basically, a short, funny in my head fic which involves Juliet, Holly and Artemis. No pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete