Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
Tragically, I am afflicted by plot ideas of the oddest nature, usually simple a character that strikes me as fantastic- that I then write about. These usually kind of die and I leave them to gather dust in my hard drive, as I have previously attempted to post and write them but then failed miserably as the particles of inspiration that followed weren't of the same vein.
I tend to write Harry Potter, simply because I am in love with the magical world that Rowling created and I love to play in it for my own amusement.
Sirius Black is a character I regard as possessing serious awesome, and as such I like to think of him as straight because I love awesome characters but don't write slash. That said, I actually do think that Sirius being gay is supported by canon, just not in a terribly obvious way.
Another character I'm up on my soapbox about: Ron. In just about every story that I've read, he's stupid, useless, hardheaded and with an inferiority complex larger than Deathly Hallows. Admittedly, it is rather canon of him but only the canon in later years when Rowling felt the need to throw some character flaws to make up for Hermione being a Sue- earlier he's actually a nice bloke and people don't give him enough credit. In most stories, he's little more than a plot complication and his character has bugger-all depth- I'm not saying that he has to have unmentioned, soul-wrenching angst, but portraying him as uncomplicated rather than shallow would be nice once in a while. In far too many stories the guys are acted by overanalyzing girls with deep voices- can we have a simple, down-to-earth boyfriend in the house please?
And a final HP note: the Snape fanfiction explosion didn't relate to the books in any way, but to Alan Rickman's superb smexifying of the role- he really is just a slimy git in the books, ok? he's not secretly interested in Shakespeare and he doesn't play the piano! Severus Snape has no style- it's Rickman that does.
Excerpt from 'Nine men and a little lady', a LoTR fanfic about a Mary Sue Tenth Walker
Today the Fellowship moves on. A great evil passes from my domain, and a vast dank shadow lifts from the hearts of my people.
Oh, and the One Ring is leaving, too.
V for Vendetta
"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having!"
Avatar: the Last Airbender
"Really, Prince Zuko, couldn't you shoot them down with something more fragrant?"
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.
So that's all for now, but feel free to enjoy my stories- I'm rather pedantic about grammar and spelling, so you should harbour no fears for the lack thereof.
THE WORD DECIMATE MEANS 'TO REDUCE SOMETHING BY ONE TENTH'
DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE WHAT IT SAID THERE? ONE FUCKING TENTH
IF WHAT YOU MEAN IS 'A LOT MORE THAN ONE FUCKING TENTH' THEN SAY ANNIHILATE OR DESTROY OR ERADICATE
NOT FUCKING DECIMATE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE