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Eden Revisited, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Slap
by ConantheBarbarian'sgirl reviews
"DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME? OR MAYBE YOU JUST ENJOY SUFFERING MUDBLOOD, PERHAPS YOU EVEN WANTED ME TO..." his voice trailed off and his hand reached out to touch her face. Hermione shut her eyes, her heart pulsing, but the next moment he slapped and threw her away from him. Eden by obsessmuch parody. Must be Eden fan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,795 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/18 - Published: 2/11 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M., Severus S.
Lucius and the Shrink
by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
by incorrupted reviews
She breathed...what else could she do in a world where nothing turned out as it was supposed to? Warning: adult themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Red Roses for a Queen
by Leafey reviews
After the war, a destitite Ginevra finds that marrying Lucius Malfoy is her only chance for survival. LuciusGinny HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Ginny W., Lucius M.
by aviddaydreamer reviews
True ownership is a complicated thing, but Lucius Malfoy has always been a patient man. Warnings: Slightly dark, or maybe very dark, depending on your perspective, nonviolent, nongraphic non-con--lots of nons there, implied mental instability, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deception & Concealment
by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
My Order of the Phoenix Parody
by MuffinPuppet reviews
I was doing homework, but I got distracted and accidentally wrote a parody of OotP--okay, it was just an excuse to watch it again. If you like spoofs that shamelessly rip on the material and people that bring us such joy, R&R. Or check out my GoF one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
My Goblet of Fire Parody
by MuffinPuppet reviews
GoF was on TV on Sunday and I was seized anew by the urge to spoof it. If you're like me and can't get enough HP spoofs, R&R. Edit: A ton of people favorited but not a lot have reviewed. I like reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
by SqueakyPen reviews
Seven years after Draco Malfoy commits an atrocious act of brutality in a dark dungeon cell, he surrenders to the Ministry for undisclosed reasons, and finds himself at the mercy of Hermione Granger, who has secrets of her own. WARNING: Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
by Immortal Ophelia reviews
Hermione Granger is about to set off with her two best friends to find a way to defeat Voldemort. But even before she could start her search for Horcruxes, she meets someone totally unexpected...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,137 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
by CiderDrinker reviews
Merlin Mordred daydreams about Mab. MabMordred, somewhat one sided
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
by jessa-beth reviews
ONESHOT: While wandering through Hogsmeade over the summer, Hermione runs into one Lucius Malfoy. His attempts to terrify and intimidate her turn into much more than just that, however, when threats turn subtly into a cruel seduction. LMHG...weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
by Natasha-Von-Lecter reviews
The dark side has triumphed, leaving Hermione Granger little better than a slave to her former Potions Master. But owning a body doesn’t mean owning a heart, and she must deal with the unfortunate repercussions of following her own. Dark DubCon NonCon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Largo al Factotum
by RainbowCookie318 reviews
Days in the life of flamboyant Lucius. No plot. Chapter Five is up! Lucius and Company go to the karaoke bar!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort
by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Think before you Avada Kedavra
by Kimmeth reviews
It's very easy to do stupid things in the heat of the moment, especially when you're angry… what would've happened if the end of COS was a little different. Rated for language. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
A Keen Observer
by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
by AngstPuppies reviews
Being possessed by Tom Riddle wrought changes in Ginny Weasley no one could have imagined. Six years after first finding the diary, she's reached her goal. Now, Harry and Order face their most difficult challenge: fighting a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,326 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
by Progenitor reviews
A beautiful flower blooms in the hands of a silverhaired Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Right Down to the Blood
by Katy Cantin reviews
ONESHOT. LMHG. Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor just for the attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
by KatieBell70 reviews
Sirius is bored and lonely and Tonks is hopelessly in love with his best friend. One night she makes him an offer he can't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Cabin Fever, or Death by Snorkacks
by Araminta Melliflua reviews
A black-disc-penguin challenge--Luna and Lucius stranded in a cabin...snorkacks...dueling...arts and crafts...total weirdness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Lucius M., Luna L.
All Fall Down
by angoradebs reviews
...'Her blood is on his robes and on his hands, but he doesn't care because he's tripping over his best friend's corpse and somehow Hermione doesn't matter anymore.' Seamus Finnigan wants to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Seamus F.
My Uncle The Murderer
by Phantom Quill reviews
My secret project - why I've been away for so long! Letters between Lucius Malfoy and his favourite neice - Tonks. A sequel to Visiting Hours but works as a stand-alone. A real easy read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Lucius M., N. Tonks
Hinge of Fate
by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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What is left, when the brightest flame burns out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Severus S., Ginny W., Voldemort
The Fall of Man reviews
You may not eat fruit from the tree in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confutatis Maledictis reviews
You are Bellatrix Black. You are not afraid of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Year Five at Warner Brothers reviews
‘A feast of righteous anger, razor-sharp wit, and fictitious ramblings. Blends nonsensical musings with low-brow immaturity and perverse lustful speculation. I, personally, would never miss such lulz.’ – From a review by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy reviews
During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
The Victim reviews
Lucius muses on the matter of her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Year Four at Warner Brothers reviews
Mercilessly mocks the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Obscenity and profanity and shipping wars - oh my!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Year Three at Warner Brothers reviews
A.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy reviews
The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and, most importantly, his image problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
Falling through Darkness reviews
Ginny Weasley will do anything to forget her past. Anything and everything. GWRL, GWTR, GWLM. WARNING Self harm, cross gen sex, hints of non con, under age drinking and self induced vomiting. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete