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Joined 03-08-07, id: 1232607
Author has written 25 stories for Princess Diaries, and Perry Mason.

I've written for a while, but never fiction.

Turns out, this is fun!

I own none of the characters I write about and never make any money from them. No copyright is implied.

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TCOT Savvy Secretary by E. Wallace reviews
A bit of accidental eavesdropping changes the course of Della Street's life.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,287 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Obstacles by Lt.AliciaWashington reviews
Clarisse/Josef centered, starts with the events of PD I with a little twist- please read and review!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,730 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008
The Queen's Diaries by You're Still in Poems reviews
The story of Clarisse Renaldi and the events leading up to her marraige to Joseph at the end of The Princess Diaries 2.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,791 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Clarisse R., Joe
A Better Fix by Catalina More reviews
It's a late night at the station and Beckett needs some caffeine. She takes a break to get a soda, but returns having tasted something completely different... Caskett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Something Old, Something New by Prettycrazy reviews
My first try at a NCIS story - and since I've become a Jibbsoholic ofcourse this is a Jibberish story. Now you have the final chapter! I hope you will enjoy! Merry Be-lated Christmas!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,839 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
What if Joe were a King? by twisted-coil reviews
Just a little fun...not sure how far I'll be going!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,031 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Monker reviews
Clarisse and Joseph have to deal with being away from each other for an entire month while they are each being tested by their own separate frustrations. C&J story, full summary inside.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Clarisse R., Joe
Mercy on Me by sitarra reviews
‘Oh Lord, have mercy on my soul, For I have walked a sinful road. So I’m gonna get down on my knees, Beg forgiveness to help set me free. Lord, have mercy on me please’ Updated and fixed.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Worlds Apart by JanetAndrews reviews
Joseph and Clarisse are suddenly worlds apart from each other. Are they strong enough to fight? Or strong enough to let go? Slightly AU with introduction of two new characters. Now COMPLETE - updated with two chapters!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,077 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
The Thin Spy by BitShifter reviews
Steed hunts for clues. Emma sees a ghost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
A New Year to Remember by bluegirl-783 reviews
Clarisse decides to go out to the Winter Palace for New Year's eve and, of course, Joe goes with her. What would happen when they, who have always denied their feelings for each other, are alone out at the palace?
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Because I'm in Demand by Clarisse Renaldi reviews
Driving home in Joseph's arms after a tiring day...
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
I found a fragile package in the mail by Monker reviews
One shot. C&J towards the end. Joseph and Charlotte help Clarisse with some of the daily mail. Joseph and Clarisse have a serious conversation about past hardships. Not as boring as it sounds.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Out for the VisCount by RevSue reviews
Joseph & Clarisse romance: Beginning shortly after the first movie. A look at some of the intrigues in Genovia and a national disaster in the making ...
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,302 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
The Lazarus Heart by Wiccagirl24 reviews
A kidnapping, an old foe, an old friend, an unlikely partner and a bottle of wine that saves the day. post series SteedPeel
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Healing Heart by bluegirl-783 reviews
It was one of the worst days of Clarisse's life and now, a year later, she is remembering every moment of that dreadful day...the day when she lost her son....Thankfully, Joseph is with her every step of the way.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
I Love The Thought Coming Home To You by Clarisse Renaldi reviews
Joseph is on the plane towards Genovia and he is thinking about his new life with Clarisse...
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Flashback Past Present and Future by Shakayla reviews
This is a story that gives glimpses into our favorite characters past, present and future starting from the moment Clarisse asks Joseph to marry her.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,474 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Interludes and Everafters by Whimsicle-1 reviews
Can a brief interlude between Oliver and Grace lead to a lifetime of love? R&R welcome.
Annie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
The old way by romancebunny reviews
What if Joe tried to date Clarisse the old way ?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006
Two worlds by JanetAndrews reviews
Sometimes you need a push in the right direction and so does Clarisse. Slightly AU with a crossover to a character most Julie fans will know. Focussed on the love story between Joseph and Clarisse updated with chapter 3 and 4. COMPLETE
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,981 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
From Duty to Love I by Moggie reviews
[CJR][Backstory][Part I] He never expected to fall in love.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005
Til Death Do Us Part by crtjester reviews
Set between the movies...Clarisse finds herself needing her head of security in more ways than one.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
In The Winter by Little Obsessions reviews
C&J, joint venture betweed crtjester and Little Obsessions. It's a how they got together story. Enjoy! rated M to be safe, not really that bad.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,490 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005
In the end by twisted-coil reviews
Clarisse and Joe the story that wasn't in the movies. NOW COMPLETE!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,226 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Mistakes, Misapprehensions & Merriment by RevSue reviews
Written by three of us, based on the first PD movie. Where was Joe and what was he doing while Clarisse and Mia toured San Francisco?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Clarisse MUST Marry! by RevSue reviews
AU: What if Viscount Mabrey had brought up the old law A woman cannot be queen lest she be bound in matrimony one year after Rupert's death, just when Clarisse had left Joseph and Mia in San Francisco and returned to Genovia to await their arrival in a
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,418 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Different Worlds by Lucretia Skelington reviews
They meet, finally! A comparison of Clarisse and Joseph before they met. Based on the movie. COMPLETE Rated to be safe. CLARISSEJOSEPH
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,379 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Pull the Other One! by RevSue reviews
From the Princess Diaries movies ... how does Joe perceive the happenings in A Royal Engagement?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
After the attack by Lythande1972 reviews
Missing scene from Gaudy Night. Dorothy Sayers doesn't spend nearly enough time letting Peter worry about Harriet. Mine is an angst story, so I get to cut to the chase and make him wallow! :) Enjoy.
Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
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TCOT Midlife Crisis reviews
After she was acquitted on murder charges, Della and Perry left the courthouse with Paul Jr. What happened after that?
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Perry M., Della S. - Complete
TCOT Squirming Secretary reviews
Yet another high-brow literary masterpiece, rife with moral dilemma, ethical conundrums and open philosophical debate. And if you believe that...
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
TCOT Felonious Financier reviews
A case from Mason's past comes back to haunt him. A person from his present haunts him a bit as well.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,742 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
TCOT Candied Secretary reviews
It feels like I spend as much time trying to come up with a summary as I do coming up with a plot. Especially since this story is short on plot...
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
TCOT Afterhours Assignation reviews
The heartwarming story of a boy and his dog and their transcendent relationship in the face of hardship and heartbreak. This life-affirming story will have you smiling through your tears. And if you believe any of that, you're in for a big surprise!
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
TCOT Spurious Haircut: Epilogue reviews
What happened when Perry confronted Della's former boss? Hopefully this satisfactorily answers that question.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
TCOT Discontented Devotee reviews
Third installment in the "ten years later" stories.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
The Case of the Spurious Haircut reviews
A sequel to TCOT Elevator Enticement. Time marches on.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
The Case of the Elevator Enticement reviews
Perry and Della become acquainted. Thanks to the elevator.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
TCOT Dubious Bridegroom, Extended reviews
Summary? There's supposed to be a summary? I never know what to say! This is a story about Perry Mason and Della Street. They do stuff. Together. Except, not always. Just go read it! And leave a comment.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,398 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
The Case of The Knotty Problem reviews
Short piece - just a scene that could have happened early on.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010
The Case of the Wintery Evening reviews
Winter's arrival has Della feeling a little down.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009
Della's Fortune reviews
The fortune teller's story was different from the one Della told. Whose was the truth?
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Miscalculation reviews
Della makes a motion. Perry overrules it.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
San Cayetano reviews
Once upon a time there was a king. Things sort of went downhill from there.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,769 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Remote Control reviews
Clarisse has always had problems with technology. But it has seldom paid off for her in such a big way.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
The Satin Was a Bad Idea reviews
I've no idea how to summarize this one. Just read it and let me know what you think!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008
The Poisoned Crown reviews
The monarch was murdered. Who'll save the Queen?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,277 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Old Ghosts II reviews
Don't bother reading this one.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Old Ghosts reviews
Slouchy little story about an afternoon at the beach. It's frightfully fluffy. Hope you enjoy it.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007
Share and Share Alike reviews
Once upon a time...
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,922 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Holiday reviews
Clarisse takes a vacation. Joseph is on a working holiday.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
Standing in the Sun reviews
One shot. Too short for words.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Friday Night reviews
Clarisse is bored and determined to have some fun.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2007
The Last Night reviews
Rupert is losing his mind. Clarisse needs a bodyguard. Joseph rides away.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete