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Joined 03-08-07, id: 1232819, Profile Updated: 02-26-10
Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, CSI, and Bible.

Notice: This page and all the fics on it have been abandoned. The author will not (as far as she can tell) be returning to them. Apologies.

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Not From The Stars Do I My Judgement Pluck reviews
ABANDONED. A series of moments during which various people stumble across Harry and Sev's relationship. Story style and tone changes with character POV. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Is Misery Made Beautiful? reviews
Music is the window to the soul. It brings out emotion and bares one's wounds of love for the world to see. Harry and Severus have more scars than bandages. HPSS Written for Rice-Ball247’s Slash Drabble Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Kissed A Girl reviews
Well, it was actually the other way around, and it wasn’t as great as Harry’s dorm mates made it out to be. Maybe he should’ve taken a leaf out of Snape’s book and hid in the dungeons until Valentine’s Day ended. HPSS, HPMany, Slash & Het
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tumble Down reviews
ABANDONED. Bored in the time of his adult self, fifteen year old Tom Riddle takes a walk around suburban Surrey, only to have a black haired, green eyed beauty fall for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Touched By His Noodly Appendage reviews
Hermione, for all her brilliance, was rather capricious. When she goes on a hunt for the 'perfect' religion, Harry introduces her to Pastafarianism. Yes, Pastafarianism. ---Rated for possible offensive content. Read at your own discretion.---
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Make Me Sick reviews
What they have is too intoxicating, too explosive, too dangerous to walk away from. They are inextricably intertwined, two souls that will forever be linked far beyond anyone's imagination. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fall Darling reviews
It was a well known fact that Harry Potter could not fall in love. He was charming, witty, and handsome, but he was also a danger magnet, scarred beyond repair, and capable of making anyone feel inadequate in comparison. HPSS. Sequel to ‘Smile Love'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alius Dies reviews
After three years of believing him to be dead, Severus finally has his Harry back. What does he do? Why, he kicks the little bugger out on his arse, of course. Post war. HPSS Second in the ‘Suum Fabula Carmen’ series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Smile Love reviews
It was a well-known fact that Severus Snape did not smile. He was surly, hateful, cruel, terrifying, mean, and just about every other descriptive trait with a negative connotation in the book. He was not happy, and, therefore, did not smile. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Are You Serious? reviews
A question asked by an angry Harry leads to some interesting responses. Only, Harry doesn't get the joke. HPSS, RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lux lucis Meus Candela reviews
Severus Snape has lost everything. He has been stripped of his magic, his title, his job... Most painful of all, he has been stripped of His Harry. Post-war. Part one in the 'Suum Fabula Carmen' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Iam Vos Animadverto reviews
I turn the pendant over in my hands, watching as it glints in the sunlight. To me, it is a symbol of power and protection. To anyone else, it is simply a five pointed star. I look up at Jesus once again. He is gone.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Three Routine Questions reviews
The Las Vegas crime lab graveyard shift had a routine. Every morning, after shift ended, there was a short period of time during which they tended to converge in the locker room. During this convergence, three questions were asked, for conversations sake.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Can I Have A Kiss? reviews
Potter had done the most unPotterish of things that a Potter could do. He had kissed Severus Snape. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Dirty Cauldrons and Soap reviews
Severus was not aware of how seductive washing up was. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sunshine and Kisses reviews
I have never seen anyone look so dumb.' Harry grinned, and replied, 'I still know how to turn you on.' Shameless SSHP fluffiness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Couldn't Stop reviews
And Harry couldn’t stop this game, this intricate web of lies, deceit, and passion. He couldn't stop twisting the knife, digging it deeper into their chests. He couldn't stop. And he didn't want to. HPSB, HPSS Not a threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Your Star reviews
No matter how hard he looked, Harry couldn't see his star. Edited Version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Flying reviews
Harry wants Severus to fly with him. Severus has other ideas. HPSS Pure fluff and dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nothing reviews
In a world where everything needs to be newer, faster, and stronger, one lost teenage girl fades away... Saracentric
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sara S. - Complete
Gil Grissom reviews
Gil Grissom did not have feelings. Gil Grissom did not have personal relationships. Gil Grissom did not have feelings for Sara Sidle. Gil Grissom was in denial.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Gil G. - Complete
Pretty Harry Potter and the Lamb to the Slaughter reviews
Pretty Harry Potter, had a pretty face, and when his husband died, there was nothing out of place. Pretty Harry Potter, with his pretty lies, watches with a grin, as his husband dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Too Late reviews
And it was in the shadow of Hogwarts, their home, that Harry Potter slipped a ring onto a crying Severus Snape’s finger. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Think of Me reviews
Hermione was perfect, Severus was her husband, and Harry knew it wouldn't last. Mentions SSHP slash. HGSS romance. HGLM implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Awkward reviews
After the fight with Ron at the Yule Ball, Harry decides to comfort Hermione. Too bad he's an awkward, fourteen year old boy. Or perhaps luckily. HHr fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting reviews
For a Hufflepuff, Cedric was pretty impatient. CDHP fluff! Companion fic to Oblivious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Wrecking Ball reviews
Every time Harry got close, Draco would throw up his shields again. He must have been taking lessons from Snape. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oblivious reviews
Harry was oblivious. So much so that Hermione just wanted to shove him into Cedric's waiting arms. CDHP fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete