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Joined 03-08-07, id: 1233504
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

'bangs head against wall until she sees you'...heh..heh.. so you're here to learn about me huh?... okay nevermind the stupid question, Welcome to my awesome profile/lair/thingie-ma-gigger. Everything on here that isn't a story is about me 'slaps self' ok so if you are reading this then I should already know you're not as retarded as the kids at my school. anyway... wait why am I talking to you all? I probably don't even know any of you(shut it and shove it Jessica!)... oh well I've done stranger things 'looks at multiple holes in the walls and smiles sheepishly' okay if you haven't figured it with all the little's I'm an insane random rpger who if she actually believed in god, heaven, and hell would most surely go to hell.

Yes I don't believe in any of that christian crap and I'm not a satan worshipper. I believe somewhat into polytheism(belief in more than one god) and my religion is kinda odd, I'm a Native American Wiccan, which is probably the second worst religion combination since NAs hate Wiccans and believe they perform nothing but black magic(which I take no part in) how this is the second worst is be cause the worst religion combination would be christian/satan worshipper.

Any way now that I've cleared that up back to my insaneness...on to the favorite stuff since for some reason that interests you all... pervs

Top 10 Quotes:

10.Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - PotC

9.Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. -Eleanor Roosevelt

8.I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence. -Edgar Allen Poe

7.It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain

6.If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? -unknown

5.If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't, it never really was in the first place. -unknown

4.If you love something, let it go. if it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it :D -unknown

3. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. -unknown

2.Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. -unknown

and my very favorite...

1.Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Favorite Anime Pairings:


Hinata and Naruto (One of my very favorite )

Sakura and Sasuke (again another big fave)

Temari and Shikamaru (it's very cute to me, and age doesn't matter!)

Ino and Sai (My favorite of the Ino pairings... why? not even I know)

Ino and Chouji(sp?)

Ino and Shikamaru( ugh I don't really like them but if the fic has SasuSaku and HinaNaru I'll hold back my lunch)

Tenten and Neji (KAWAII!!!!!!!)

Anko and Kakashi ( I really don't know why but nya!)

Tsunade and Jairaiya(sp? i suck at spelling -_-')

Death Note

L and Light (hands down doesn't matter who's on top I freaking love this couple!)


Kagome and I nuyasha

Sango and Miroku

Kagura and Sesshomaru

Older Rin and Sesshomaru

end of favorites because it is now 1:04 in the morning... bye!


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Deviance from the Norm by Ninetri9 reviews
First Fic. Travelers from alternate worlds come to Tokyo3 to aid the pilots in their fight against the angels. AS pairing, as well as HT, and MK LO AND BEHOLD, I HAVE RETURNED
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 136,232 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Giving what I didn't have by dasonone reviews
After returning from a mission Naruto stumbles upon a lady with a child. Her dying wish is for Naruto to take care of the child, who holds a secret. Some AU and OOC for good reasons...-pairings later- -future NaruHina- -ADOPTED BY Studebaker1960
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,539 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Changing It To Fit by Spoof-Fuzzy-Bwii reviews
As Hinata lay dying, the only person left that Naruto truly cares about, he does something incredible. Now Hinata is given a chance to change the course of events to fit into her views on what should have been. Mostly Hinata's PoV NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,045 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Weapons and White Eyes by AmethystDreamer reviews
Chapter 35: Silence. Tenten waits for words that will never come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Killer's Instincts by CakeKarma reviews
Light is suddenly overcome with the urge to dominate L. You can guess the rest.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9164 - Favs: 6,611 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Crack in the Smiling Mask by cbee reviews
A short oneshot featuring Ren and Kanae. After Dark Moon is finished filming, Ren is missing Kyoko and wants to get closer to her.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Story Time by NarutoHinata17 reviews
This is about Naruto telling his son a story of how Naruto found out Hinata's true felling about him naruto Couples-NaruHina,SasuSaku,NejieTenTen,ShikaIno,ShikaTemari after the ShikaIno break up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
30 Kisses: Sakura and Sasuke by wrinkledgreenpea reviews
She had stolen his heart. He had broken hers. But no one ever doubted that one day, they would end up together. 30 kisses for the cherry blossom and her avenger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just Fed Up by LIFELOVELAUGHREAD reviews
“Oh, like what?” I ask. He just blinked at me. “Hinata-chan, you’ve changed. I don’t know if it’s good or bad, but please. Tell me this” he said. Searching my eyes. “Do, you love me?” Summary Inside. NaruHina. Only 3 Chapters. Swearing. 1st Chap Up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Scavenger Hunt by InfestedByPurple reviews
xX:OneShot:Xx Ino has a Chritsmas party, but her plan to kiss Sasuke goes all wrong when he takes matters into his own hands with the help of Shikamaru. Hinata wins, getting her the impossible dream. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthdays are Torture by IMNG reviews
When L agrees to let Raito spend the day outside of headquarters for his 18th birthday, he never imagined this would happen. Watari and the rest of the investigation crew sure didn't plan this out well! LightxL and LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Light Y., L
It's the Thought That Counts by Bloom Flower reviews
Raito got L a gift but L reminds Raito of the disasters of his past gifts.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fruity Surprise by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito happily comes into work one day, only to be faced with the most horrid scent he'd ever encountered. And while he innocently wanted to work painfree, it seems he can't come to work without ending up in a suggestive position with L. CRACK. YAY.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Destinys Splinter by Masumi-Chan reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Neji got a splinter?Well whos gonna help him get it out!Lots of confusion an a Lee who cant seem to get his mind out of the gutters...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mistletoes of two seasons by Lord Cynic reviews
Cynic's cranky at Christmas, so Mashu has a NaruHina for you! Sort of like Cooties in terms of format, and it is a oneshot for all intents and purposes. Probably really bad. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Saves editing time this way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
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Mello is Resident Evil Number 1 reviews
Just two guys enjoying each other's company a bit too much... Rated M:For Cruel kisses and Rough Smex. Yaoi. MattxMello. Lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
That Glorious Time of the Month reviews
Hinata is pmsing and going wacky Neji escapes but with Naruto to replace him what will happen a dedicated pmsing oneshot of NaruHina love to SlightlyBroken14, here's a really late bday present chick!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.