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FANFICTION NAME: kyuubi ruler of all bijuu

real name: not telling

AGE: 25

BIRTHDAY: you don't need to know

HAIR COLOR: Brown

EYE COLOR: green

HEIGHT: 5 foot 5 inches

GENDER: Male

Orientation: Straight

Status: Single

FAVORITE ANIMES: Naruto, Blood plus, Inuyasha, Bleach, code geass, gundam 00, descendants of darkness, kekkaishi, vampire knight, bakugan (all seasons), blue exorcist,


FAVORITE ANIME COUPLES

NARUTO

NarutoxHinata, NARUTOxTENTEN, NARUTOxKURENAI, NARUTOxINO, NARUTOxFEMALE KYUUBI, NARUTOxHANA, NARUTOxRIN

BLOOD PLUS

SAYAxHAGI

INUYASHA

INUYASHAxKAGOME

BLEACH

ICHIGOxRUKIA, ICHIGOxTATSUKI

CODE GEASS

LELOUCHxC.C.


About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

AGAINST SKOOL VIOLENCE


use this website if you want to get info on all things naruto http:///index.php

Repost this if you laughed...
"Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who we are
Who we are
So we kill them
So we kill them
We’re Akatsuki
We’re Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
We’re GRRRRREAT!"- A Naruto fan fiction


Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time,and you could put age restrictions on reading material that is inappropriate for children so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be losing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

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What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)


LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa

17-ARE YOU PREGNANT...Wai Yu Soh Faht

18-YOU'RE CRUEL...Yu Me Ni

19-THAT'S A DOG...Mai Dog Gi

20-DUMB ASS-Wai Yu So Fa King Dum

21-GO DIE IN A HOLE...Goh Tu He Ll Yu Dum Fuk

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

HOW I EXPLAIN LIFE AND DEATH...

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Your One and Only wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, Black, Blue, Green, Yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, Black or White?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your Favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or Ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (A realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and Aggressive.

Green: Your school is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give advice to those who are down

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5, If you chose...

Black: Your life will take o a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confines in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are Spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Hidden Meanings

Kiss on the Stomach--"Lets have sex"

Kiss on Forehead--"Forever you'll be mine"

Kiss on Ear--"I'm horny"

Kiss on Cheek--"We're friends"

Kiss on Hand--"I adore you"

Kiss on Neck--"We belong together"

Kiss on Shoulder--"I want you"

Kiss on Lips--"I love you" OR "I want you"

Holding Hands--"We can learn to love each other"

Slap on the Butt--"That's mine"

Playing with the Ear--"I can't live without you"

Holding on tight--"Don't let go"

Looking into each others Eyes--"Don't leave me"

Playing with hair on Head--"Tell me you love me"

Arms around the Waist--"I love you to much to let go"

Laughing while Kissing--"I am completely comfortable with you"

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Pass this on if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-If your name is Richard Bachman
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

How To Tell If You Read To Much
-If you can name more than three books that Steven King wrote
-If you can sit through all three Lord Of The Rings Movies and then right out a paper about every little detail that was in the book but not in the movie.
-If you can read a book in your mind after reading it for the tenth time
- and finally, if your stupid to read everything on my profile.
If you can do any of those then get off this website and find one with porno videos and give your brain a rest it needs one.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR."When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Love the stupidity and randomness. NOW!

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

No i didn’t kill him, the bullets and the ground did.

I'm only wearing black until I find something darker.

Bring a stick to a fist fight,

A gun to a stick fight,

A tank to a gun fight

And don't go to a tank fight.

When darkness calls, I will answer, when my mother calls, I hide...-'

HELP! I've fallen and I can't- heeey... nice carpet.

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6,kyuubi ruler of all bijuu

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me thinking that I'm going to respond and the funny thing is that I'm sitting in front of the computer staring at the screen rolling on the floor laughing watching you IM me.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

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101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

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“Say the blessing,” Itachi instructed him once everyone was served, group briefly bowing their heads as the shark intoned the blessing.

“Thanks for the fish. Now let’s eat this son of a bitch,” the shark man growled, snatching up his chopsticks and digging in, Itachi sighing as he unfolded his napkin and spread it over his lap.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.


Man Law

1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be replayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbour’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavoured that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.

1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.

2. Your date is using her teeth.

3. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-toeye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favour of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.


100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
b) A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, Carrot, and Naruto
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary
- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,853 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 4/9/2021 - Published: 12/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Child of Gods, Reject of Men by Ronin2106 reviews
Forced to pay for the sealing of Kyuubi into his siblings, Naruto slowly dies after sealing. However,Shiva, God of Creation and Destruction, witnesses what happens and decides to save him. With his wife Parvati and Izanami, he saves Naruto, by making him more than man. How will Shinobi world react to a Child of Gods? Eventual OP! Naruto, Eventual Name!Change! Sequel is in works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 286,640 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/28/2021 - Published: 9/6/2020 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Honour Thy Blood by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 307,948 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 16,143 - Follows: 8,193 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Welcome to Mommyhood by brightredcherries reviews
Sequel to Rose By Another Name AU. It's been two and a half years since Akiza and Yusei married and baby number one is on the way. The two come to grips with working full time and planning the arrival of their child. Will the strong be successful?
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,691 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Aki I., Yūsei F.
SoaH Book 3: The Gathering Darkness by Athena'sPride95 reviews
READ THE PRECEDING BOOKS FIRST! The forsaken storm has risen, the gathering has begun and the Camps prepare for war once again. This time though there is no Titanic force or Giant's leading pitched battle. The enemies are their own siblings. As Percy and Thalia recruit exceptional Half-Bloods for a war on the Gods they are by far the deadliest enemies Olympus will ever face.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 147,747 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Percy J., Thalia G.] Annabeth C., Jason G.
Trapped in a Broom-Closet by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Two people become the victims of a sordid prank that changes their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,600 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 5,555 - Follows: 6,882 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 11/22/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
The Fox and his Rose by djs1998 reviews
What if instead of Naruto and Sasuke fighting Kaguya Naruto was able to do what no other did and was able to understand her but Sasuke being who he is did not like it so he tried to end them both but instead Naruto ends up 5000 years in the future. With the fight still going will Naruto be able to hold out or will a little reaper help him but will they become more than just friends
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,743 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Naruto U., Ruby R.] Hagoromo Ō, Team RWBY
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,025 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 4,837 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
The ritual by spitfyre1 reviews
Harry's scar didn't only contain Voldemort. A certain redhead helps in Harry's time of need to overcome his trials. One-shot, summary sucks I know if popular enough i can work it into a story. Not just a one shot if I have time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/1/2018 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Return of the Dark Knight by Crowfeast reviews
Challenge based on Naruhina 123 and Jay 3000. Naruto is an abused student at Kuoh who was left for dead by Rias but he will soon show everyone the power of the strongest being to ever exist as a member of Sona's Peerage. NarutoxHarem Rias Peerage Bashing (except Gasper).(Rewrite in Destiny Of Green Dragon God)
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,731 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Naruto U., Sona S.
Parents Returned by dracohalo117 reviews
What if Orochimaru didn't summon the 1st and 2nd Hokages, what if he summoned the Yondaime and his wife...what would happen once they saw their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,441 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 4,761 - Follows: 4,510 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U.
No More Games by VagueJester reviews
After a brutal attack the summer before his third year, Harry discovers much about his family and his place in the world. The only question is whether he will get to choose that place or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 258,167 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 5,992 - Follows: 6,698 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 9/5/2017 - [Daphne G., Harry P.]
One Thread Pulled by booklover1004 reviews
That fateful night at Godric's Hollow, Lily Potter survives. With the help of Sirius and Remus she decides to take Harry away from Dumbledore's manipulations and goes to America. Fifteen years later Harry returns to fulfil his destiny. With the help of his friends and family, the Boy Who Lived will fight a very different battle this time. Powerful Harry! Manipulative Dumbledore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,805 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 4,586 - Follows: 5,791 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 5/9/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Of snakes and lions by MikeMc reviews
A short AU story about Daphne G and Harry P. Love is often found in unexpected places all we have to do is look and keep our hearts open. Dedicated to AW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Finding Balance by Chereche reviews
A/U: Daphne Greengrass is tired of the unequal treatment being meted out to her boyfriend. On his birthday, she finally decides to act.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 522 - Published: 7/20/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 9272 - Favs: 10,049 - Follows: 8,215 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Devil of the Hidden Leaf by SavageThor reviews
During the battle on the bridge Naruto awoke Kyuubi but what if that wasn't all he awoke. A Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover of a different caliber. Like always rated M for safety reasons
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,285 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Avatar of the Four Dragons by Kyu No Ken reviews
A tale of a man that disappeared centuries ago, leaving his mark as the creator of the disciplines. Only for him to re-appear once again in a time where the shinobi no longer exists in order to bring peace to the land once again . . . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 158,793 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
Kitsune Reaper by linkmaster585 reviews
When Naruto confronted Aizen, who used the Hogyoku turning him into a vizard. It awoke something he locked away long ago, forcing him to flee. Watch as Naruto becomes the first demon shinigami as he stops Aizen's plans. NaruxYoruxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 143,792 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Heaven's Fallen Angel by linkmaster585 reviews
For 400 years, he was sealed within a sakura tree. Then one day, Uzumaki Naruto calls out to a young girl, within her dream, hoping she be the one to free him from his prison before it is too late. NarutoxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Sora no Otoshimono/そらのおとしもの - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 96,079 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Naruto U.
A Squib's Path to Revenge by TheFlowerOfTheCourt reviews
When Harry's twin sister Ivy, the Girl-Who-Lived, is on the verge of death or loss of magic after her defeat of Voldemort, it's decided they will take Harry's magic and give it to her to save her life. Read as Harry, now a squib, travels the road to darkness to re-obtain his magic and achieve his revenge. Dark!Harry; Being edited after long absence, to be resumed soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,336 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Astoria G., Daphne G.
Kyuubi Love by Yoriko Nagisawa reviews
The journey of Naruto and Hinata's relationship together. Their life of romance, action, adventure within it's destiny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The way WE live by iluvorangetulips reviews
HIATUS Sasuke and Naruto started a gang, Hinata is Sasuke's girl but she fell in love with Naruto and planned to escape but Sasuke stopped her.He ordered the gang to kill Naruto but he ran,now he's back after four years and all he wants is Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,450 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Legend of Ronin Armors by Triser reviews
Three thousand years ago Talpa was defeated... Now the armors have woken again in Konoha... The balance of the world is in the hands of teens once more. Ryo and Naruto is not a pairing, Naru/Hina/Fem!Haku; the rest of the pairings are inside.
Crossover - Ronin Warriors & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 99,177 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ryo S., Naruto U.
Lone Wolf by Anime Enthusiast reviews
After Naruto managed to retrieve Sasuke, instead of acknowledgment he was ostracized by the very people he vowed to protect. Now, as a chunnin, great changes will occur as Naruto manages to join one of the most respected organizations within the village, proving everyone how wrong they all were. Black Wolf masked Anbu Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 218,587 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 5,408 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Full Moon by Anime Enthusiast reviews
What if Kyuubi never attacked Konoha? What if Minato and Kushina were still alive? How different would Naruto's life be living with a caring family and under the tutelage of the strongest shinobi in the village? Watch as he grows into a powerful ninja, rising through the shinobi rank earning himself a feared reputation just like his father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,779 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U. - Complete
A red and White moon by bloodlust002 reviews
Naruto and Hinata part of the two most oldest and famous clans and they hate each other with a passion but will the two heirs of the clan beable to end the hate between the Lycoon's and the Vampires underworld X Naruto crossover NarutoXHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,115 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Legend of the Gutsy Ninja by g1i7ch7heory reviews
Naruto nearly kills Sasuke to bring him back, upon losing control of the fox's power. He again leaves to train with Jiraiya. When he returns, he finds not only that he has changed, but that the village he once served loyally has become the villain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Shared Pain of A Cursed Life by Narutofire77 reviews
/DONT OWN NARUTO IN ANY WAY/ what if Naruto was not the only person to have a demon sealed inside of them what if the kyuubi attacked konoha with Nibi and the Nibi was sealed inside non other than Hinata diffrent teams NaruXHina also lots of fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Naruto Namikaze: Dark Kitsune by FireStyleTerrell reviews
Naruto vanishes for five years without a word, and returns with more than a few surprises. Is he as forgiving as he used to be? Slight Naru x Saku. Main Pairing: Naru x Ino x Karin. Rated M for: Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, and Strong Violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto, the friend of many by Namikaze Minato reviews
Discontinued. For anyone who wants to, you can use the characters, jutsu, etc as long as you give me credit for the original ideas. I will make a remake of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 5,977 - Follows: 3,475 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto: Lost Arts by SavageThor reviews
After a day in the village 5 yr old Naruto makes a discovery within the Shinobi Library that will forever change him and those around him. NaruxSakuxHina NarutoStreet Fighter crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,350 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinigami by SavageThor reviews
While in the Forest of Death Orochimaru seals away the Kyuubi. This however will lead a new power awakening within the Kyuubi container. NarutoxBleach crossover NaruxHarem. Not good at summaries so please read and see. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,682 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Four Dojutsu by dracohalo117 reviews
What if the Kyuubi's chakra unleashed something long thought impossible...behold Naruto of the four Dojutsu, NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,756 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
BEMB: Path to Jonin by DarthValgaav reviews
Part two of the BEMB series. Please read the first before you start this one. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,880 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Naruto U., Rin
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
An Altered Path by SavageThor reviews
Yondaime couldn't seal Kyubi and Itachi didn't kill his clan. Hinata was never kidnapped and Hizashi never died. These three events shadow the emergance of an ancient evil and the revival of a lost power. NarutoScryed crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Scryed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Phoenix Sannin by azad439 reviews
After being trounced by a mob, Naruto is taken in and trained by the Sandaime, then at the age of 12, takes a test and is granted the title of Sannin. slight AU. Powerful Naruto.STORY HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN ADOPTED BY NARUHAREM FOREVA.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,895 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
One Year In The Feudal by AKAHERE reviews
The well has sealed for one year, now kagome must live with inuyasha. While miroku, sango, and shippo go on a year long search for Kohaku. ByGbaby808
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Inuyasha - Complete
Yoshimori's Inner Darkness by animemakesmyday reviews
DARK EVIL sorta Yoshimori not in the 1st chapter but... RATED T cause of the F-bomb maybe pairings maybe harem who knows Chappy 2 not too much improvement...
Kekkaishi - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Yoshimori, Tokine
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto, the next Shinigami Shinobi Meister by darkvizardking69 reviews
Naruto, during a mob attack, lands in an area where lord death sealed his death-scythes. how will the shinobi world fair? COME IN AND FIND OUT. rated M for a reason, but mostly violence. NaruXharem WARNING: major sakura bashing, sakura haters REJOICE.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,396 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Tsubaki N.
the change by timeturneruser reviews
what happens when you got back in time when the world has turned its back on you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P.
All For You by hermoine snape reviews
Remus had to leave his only daughter at the care of London's Childern's Home after his home his burnt down by death eaters. "I'm doing this because I love you." he told her. He left the building hearing her cries. Pairing: HP/HG COMPLETE! Updated Chapter 8 &9 7/12/16
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,217 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Return of the kuchiki clan by piercing kage kitsune reviews
Naruto is the last of the Kuchiki clan who are descendants of Kyuubi. On his fifth birthday he awakens his bloodline while being attacked by a mob.Now he must stop his uncle from conquering the world. NarutoxMokaxMizore from Rvp.No other girls bleachxover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,357 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U.
IN YOUR EYES by imadecookies reviews
[REVISED]After a mission Hinata wakes up in the hospital with no memory of her life. [Very Angst and almost heart breaking NaruHina love story]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,536 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Death of A Demon, Birth of A by Mr. Red Hex reviews
People say death is only the beginning, and for Naruto that statement happens to be infinitely true considering he now is the container to all of greatest Demon Lord's chakra. However no told him of the price that came with it. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,036 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto, dobe, dropout, idiot, jinchuriki, hero by doc6672 reviews
Naruto awakens a bloodline that no one has seen in years. With Hayate as his sensei and Ino, shino as his teamates, will he be able to save the people he loves or is he destined to lose everyone he cares about. This is the story of the Heavenly Wolf
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,248 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Fox and the Cards by jingo4754 reviews
Was remade. Only keeping this version up due to popular demand.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 132,766 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sakura K., Naruto U.
A place called home by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
All anyone ever wants out of life is love, a family and home. Sometimes these are right under your nose. Harry/Hermione romance fic. Rated T. AU from the end of GoF. Mostly fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,265 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Day It Snowed Sakura Petals by Cerulean Misty Blue reviews
R/R! Its a great story, but I'm not done with it yet.
Kekkaishi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Tokine, Yoshimori
Watch Me Grow V2 by Ero-Drak reviews
They say the will of fire glows brightly in everyone, but what would happen if the fire started to dim. What would become of Naruto?
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,595 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U.
The Guardians Revised by Konsu reviews
Naruto and Usagi, siblings from the Silver Millineum, must bring together the Guardians, a selected few from the SM, to battle Chaos and bring normality back to their lives. Along the way, they have to sort memories of the past, battle family and friends.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Naruto U.
A Second Chance, A Second Life by The Animaniac Dude reviews
While the ashes of Konoha's will of fire are still smouldering, Naruto, the Rokudaime Hokage, uses a forbidden jutsu to go and right the wrongs of the past. What will happen when gods exist and time itself bends its knee to Naruto? NaruSaku. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,943 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Soul of the Sword by Time of Rapture reviews
A bet with Yamanaka Ino spin's Naruto's life around. Gaining a friend out of chance, Naruto's days begin to get better despite his genin team that left him tied to a stump. On his first real Mission a Swordsman sees something in Naruto that surprises him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,059 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Mommy's hidden lust by ZMasterZeroX reviews
Mother lusting for her son.That s all I need to say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 645 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Before the Storm by Elder Predator reviews
Hinata decides to go to Naruto's house and does something she never expects and before she can even blink, secrets are reveled and Hinata and Naruto are in this epic battle of their emotions and pasts. For now has been discontinues. May pick it back up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Their Little Secret by HoneyFlower15 reviews
Silvia has a secret she’s been keeping from everyone, including her brother. Every night she sneaks out, with a bag full of food and water and doesn’t return until just before sunrise. And when she does return, she goes straight for the showers and doesn’
Aquarion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Apollo, Silvia de Alisia - Complete
The second seal by Rorac The Dragon Knight reviews
The night the fox was sealed Naruto wasn't the only one given a burden. see his life if he was not so alone. AU Naruto x Ino eventually. First fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Not The Half Blood Prince by broomstick flyer reviews
This is my replacement for HBP, in this there will be no hurcruxes though the story will begin with Hermione's treatment of Harry starting out as it did in HBP. In this Harry doesn't put up with it for long. Also seen are some changes in the Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ninja Love by MisterAnimeFan reviews
Naruto and his friends take a trip to Disneyland. While there, Neji and Shikamaru decides to have a little challenge. NaruxHina SasuxSaku NejixTen ShikaxIno. AU-ish...Please R&R! REWRITE FINALLY FINISHED Sept 22 2010!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,334 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2006 - [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Life Of The Great Fox Naruto Uzumaki by The Cryo Soldier reviews
Naruto meets the kyuubi at the tender age of five and discovers that he is in fact a she and wants to help him through his life.Beginning NaruKyu later NaruHinakyu Discontinued Up for Adoption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Opposites Do Attract by KatiechanXoxoXSesshoukun reviews
Kagome is 19.It has been 5 years since she fell down the well.She runs from Inuyasha,is hurt,and saved by Sesshoumaru.They have fallen in love with each other.Prologue inside.Pairing Sesshy/kags
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,535 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto by WordOfTheDay reviews
AU: Naruto is unable to become a ninja and his hopes are shattered. 12 years later, an appearance from Uchiha Itachi changes everything; having all of Konoha's secrets dumped into your brain tends to do that kind of thing. --not a xover-- R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,181 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto:Shikengon by Ero-Drak reviews
Naruto's bloodline is the most powefull bloodline that ever been known. Will Naruto master his bloodline. Book 1. I suck at summarys. Hinatas a prevert in this story. hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Gone with the wind : A Naruto story by Zaara the black reviews
Naruto dies in the forest of Death after Orochimaru puts the seal on him. Now in the world Of BLEACH more or less he'll find what he was missing in life, and then some. Naruto/Haram. Complete after 1 year 2 months.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Cold November Rain by MetalChickCrisis2040 reviews
When Yoruichi becomes a Vizard, all hell breaks loose. Can Ichigo save the woman he loves and their relationship? Or will fate have its own plans for them? Somethings just aren't meant to be, or are they? Complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,551 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Yoruichi S., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sacrifices of Shinobi by lost-in-dreams-forever reviews
Takes place after Deeds of Shinobi, war has come and life hasn't been so easy since their return. What happens when not only the Akatsuki comes knocking at you're door but the Sound also? What happens when what you fought for was lost?NarHina SakOC UPDATE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,382 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Red Rubies, Tainted Sapphire by Cute-X-Angel-X-Naru reviews
The youngest Kage and container of the legendary Kyuubi no Kitsune was killed by his best friend’s hands. Kyuubi wont let his container and lover die, saving both their lives by traveling to the past. NaruXFemKyuu. Possible Harem. Time Travel. Strong Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,331 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews
Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 6,735 - Follows: 3,704 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Her Destiny by cindygirl reviews
Complete AU, Kagome, a young prodigy, she gets pulled down an ancient well. The well however takes her back to the Heian era, 300 years before the start of the Sengoku Jidai! However, a youkai named Inutaisho kidnaps her! What will happen! SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 454,852 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Demon, the fox, and the ice maiden by Sharingan-hater86 reviews
what if the battle on the bridge went differently and the missing-nin won over team seven, what would happen to naruto. NaruxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Fox Hunter by Crimson Lion reviews
At the age of six Naruto is saved by the Dark Blade Clan of the Yajuta species and train to become the Ultimate Predator Naruhina I dont own Naruto or Predator
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,776 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
BlacknwhiteIchiRuki by Theresa Crane reviews
If you love Ichigo & Rukia like me, the series of 1 shots, & continuations that I've done are probably for you. Rated M for swearing & adult content, no complaints if you can't handle M material. *Also a 7 ch. series within* Kubo Tite Owns Bleach, not me!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 111 - Words: 288,084 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Silver Angel by Ein-kun reviews
A new clan, a new friend. A new mystery, a new enemy. Naruto's life is on the line. Hinata isn't who she seems to be. Ein and Kaiya equal to danger and secrets. Chases, captures and escapes. Let the game begin. R&R means more chapters!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Day I Was Born by biacebaolck reviews
The day they were born, Fate thought something special of them, and that is why it had them meet when they were young. But it doesn't really matter, because Life has a way of making you crawl back into the hole you came from. So does reality. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,702 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Leaf Vs Sound by TYT-G reviews
Naruto Neji and Shikamaru have gone after Sasuke once again after recieving a letter from him challaging them.They return with Sasuke but this isn't the return everyone hoped for. NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno SasuSaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,049 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
New Whirlpool Vol 1 by Arsao Tome reviews
What would happen if Team 7 back stabbed Naruto during the Wave mission. I'd like to thank Gunman for his help, with out him this story would be a train wreck. This entire story had been rewritten. Now, it is done.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,203 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto no Kyuubi by Anthurak reviews
What if things were different? What if Naruto had learned a different jutsu from the scroll? What if he had a different team? What if he had a different sensei? What if he had gotten a bit more use of Kyuubi's power? NaruHina DISCONTINUED UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hero of the Light by DemonicLove555 reviews
The descendants of the Clan of Darkness, the Uchiha have eliminated the organization Akatsuki, with the ressurection of the Uchiha will the destruction of Konoha be inevitable? Or will the forces of Light and Darkness wage war for dominance? Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,821 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Perfect Pair by mysterious-mask reviews
Naruto's back and he has a daughter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,567 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Inner Chaos by Anthurak reviews
DISCONTINUED Adopted by Tsukoyomi13
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,751 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Execution Day by hadouken5 reviews
After successfully bringing Sasuke back from the Valley of the End, Naruto is put on trial. With Tsunade and Jiraiya out of Konoha, the council calls for Naruto's immediate execution. Too bad Kami and Yami have other ideas in mind for our favorite blond
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,921 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Hidden Love, Hidden Feelings by kiwi4me reviews
Who knew a simple kiss can cause such a fuss? Maybe there is something else there hidden within this 'war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Third Uchiha Survivor by darkestdepths90 reviews
Naruto is the son of Kakashi's teammates and he watches over Naruto as he learns who he is and of the burden he must carry. Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,236 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
The Prophecy of The Child by mauigurl808 reviews
Do you believe in destiny? Some people do, or some are forced to. Inuyasha and Kagome were friends, found something more, but can Kagome stay with him? Is their bond strong enough? They desire their love, but are denied that in the end. Tragic love story
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 717,079 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Cessation by Pseudonym1390 reviews
Every life must come to an end.  For Kurosaki Ichigo, it was inevitable.  For his family, it was far too soon. IchiRuki. INACTIVE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,657 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Never Let This Go by Kyobyo4evas reviews
After Naruto is betrayed by his teammates he quits team 7 and joins team 8. No one is really sure what happened, but Naruto is different. Hinata is the only one who cares enough to try and figure out what happened, but it may lead to something greater.NxH
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Interrupted No More by Justwannacreate reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha have already mated, but it seems that everytime they go at it they don't get the release they don't get the release they crave. What will happen when Inuyasha go to Kagome's time. this is my first story. check it out and review. onesht
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Birthday Wish by kokololio reviews
Inuyasha wants something extra special for his birthday... Will Kagome give it to him, or will our favorite half-demon just have to keep wishing? Please RxR. Mature. SO KIDS STEAR CLEAR!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Little Too Late by Rubedo the Crystal Blood reviews
Naruto has had enough of waiting. Is Sakura's confession too late? Witness the stunning romantic bout between these two characters, and look for the rest of the "Another Chance" series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Winning You by Goku's Daughter reviews
Ichigo was sick of her. Sick of her scolding him and annoying him. He just wanted to win one fight. He just wanted to make her shut up. IchiRuki hotness unfolds.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The White Storm by whaleshark reviews
Naruto is beaten to near death when he is saved by a powerful warrior. He then is taken from the village to train. He returns to protect his home. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,524 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Sheer Heart Attack by MetalChickCrisis2040 reviews
What happens when Urahara turns Ichigo over to train with Kukaku and Yoruichi? Well, read and find out! R&R Please! Rated M for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
Chronicles of Age by MetalChickCrisis2040 reviews
It was something forbidden, something not supposed to be felt. But Naruto wasn't exactly about following all the rules. And when he has his mind set on something... He's sure to do it. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Tsunade S., Naruto U.
The Return by cherrybomb0388 reviews
14 years ago, He left the village filled with anger and sadness. She left the village to follow him, and to escape her abusive father. Now they have returned, but not to help their old village, but to destroy it. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
A Fox Mission by Kyuubiboy1119 reviews
This is my first fic and flames are accepted. Everyone is still gennin but on a certain mission something wierd happens to our blonde hero and his secret is told. HinaxNaru and maybe SakuxSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Apprentice of a Demon by CG1 Temporal reviews
They said he was a demon. They said he would kill them when he got stronger. So they mobbed him, they hurt him, they killed his spirit. But what happens when he comes back after his tutelage. Will their fears prove true or will they be proven false?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kurenai Knight by maverick9871 reviews
See how a simple change in time can change the life of so many. NarutoxKurenai AnkoxIruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,433 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: An angel in human form by maelstromofire reviews
Naruto dies in the valley of the end, but wakes up thanks to Kyuubi's help. Naruto's life will change drastically as Sasuke comes back willingly and the villagers no longer hate him. And what's this about being Kami's angel on earth? rating my change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto Oneshot Theatre by kyugan reviews
A collection of Oneshots on the Narutoverse, mostly request pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lessons in Love by T. A. Miller reviews
Tatsuki gives Ichigo lessons in something that will come in VERY handy in the future...Het, IchiTatsu, very lemony
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
The Begining of true happiness by maverick9871 reviews
A woman and her son arrive in the leaf village. Whats so special about them and what connection does thier arrival have with the change in the world. NarutoxHaku female Haku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Naruto's Crazy Crossover by Flames of Azure reviews
naruto has a bad life until age 4, he get to live with the hyuugas, makes some friends with the uchiha....then dies at age 9, the death god gives a 2nd chance but naruto must train with all his ancestors...major crossover. check profile to see naruhinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,706 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto and the Shinigamis by HeartlessAngel48 reviews
After Naruto dies due to his final fight with Sasuke he becomes a Shinigami. Naruto then returns to Konoha years later watch how the whole village reacts as it's dead demon returns NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,529 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Guardian by Thelow reviews
Naruto returns from his fight against Orochimaru in a great depression at the loss of a friend and bad news from the demon. Hinata tries to help him through his pain. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,722 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kyuubi N: Son of the Demon King by VFSNAKE reviews
Full Summary inside. Don't own Naruto and all that stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Utsukushii Junigatsu by MetalChickCrisis2040 reviews
Version 2 of Beautiful December. Now has chapters. Different than the chapter one. Rated M for lemon scenes and Ichigo's dirty thoughts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,680 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Yoruichi S., Ichigo K. - Complete
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Big Change by RasenRaikirinoJutsu03 reviews
Sorry Everyone. I have lost all hope of writing for this story. It's now up for adoption. I just can't think of anything more to contribute to the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,927 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Burning Leaves by Hyuugamaki reviews
Naruto, Hinata, and Lee are sent to train with Jiraiya for a Chuunin exam at Sunagakure after Sasuke leaves. Orochimaru expands his power base while a plot is uncovered that will destroy far more than Konoha. NaruxHina and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,978 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ino Crusade by maverick9871 reviews
An accident durring the chunnin exam fight between Sakura and Ino begins a new life for not only Ino but Naruto also. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 502 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Risen by SkyeParlot reviews
A NaruHina fanfic. What begins as a spy mission soon becomes a struggle for four young teenagers as they deal with the pressures of life, love, death, and betrayal. A week's time is all it takes for them to learn that life isn't always what it seems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,272 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fighting for a dream, fighting for a purpose by Zaara the black reviews
After Haku's Death Kyubi Makes Naruto an offer he can't refuse. Now going back he well change fate. Man if only he know the half of it. NarufemHaku may change to naruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Behind Blue Eyes by Ubermac reviews
Villagers attacked naruto at a young age so he befriends kyuubi. Naruto turns half demon and gains a companion i don't want to reveal the story so just read it NarutoxHinataxIno Naruino in beggining naruhina in chapter 4 and on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Don't Tease Me just Please me! by BabyKitsuneStar reviews
Lemon OneShot Starring Ichigo & Yoruichi. Yoruichi Sneaks into Ichigo's Room to wake him up in her very own seductive way, but Ichigo has had enough of her teasing. He wants her to be his first! Sorry I suck at Summaries! IchigoXYoruichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Yoruichi S., Ichigo K. - Complete
Secret Santa by KawaiiEmiko50 reviews
One Shot! INUKAG. The gang does a secret santa. A goofy gift turns into the best christmas Inuyasha and Kagome have EVER had... read it! : D XD
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Perfect 'Score' by NaNa243 reviews
What happens when Inuyasha has a crush on his teacher, Kagome? What happens when his grades are slipping?What will he have to do to raise it up?InuXKag. MAJOR LEMON!FIRST FAN FIC SO EASY ON THE FLAMES!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Girl Trouble by 4ng3legg reviews
A transformation gone wrong! Naruto is stuck as a beautiful woman! And all the boys of Konoha want to meet this new girl! How will his girlfriend take it? NaruXHina A little bit lemony at the end. Very little
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,898 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mangekyou Sharingan Naruto by Mattricole reviews
sequel to Sharingan Naruto. Will the power of the Mangekyou Sharingan take over Naruto and why is Itachi and Cloud watching Naruto? Naruhina on Hiates couse dad is getting rid of internet untill summer vacation is over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,276 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Moonlight Rage by shyxvibrant-love reviews
She turns to me and scoffs, “People always seem to know only half of the story...” "What's this got to do with us?", I snap at her. She growls and taps my forehead, "Everything!" A fire engulfs me and Hinata and I scream. Hope you enjoy! O.C.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hinata's New Life by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Hinata's father disowns her, with no place left to go she moves in with Naruto. However problems arise once Hinata's little sister Hanabi comes to live with them and falls in love with Naruto. NaruHina with slight NaruHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,133 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kitsune Kanshisha or Fox Guardian by Moonlit Novel reviews
Well here we go my first pure fanfic Enjoy NarutoFEMALEKyuubi OC&OC. Sandaime Bashing. light team 07 bashing. Haku and Zabuza live! you'll see why later. 'Chapter' 22 is the sneak peek for Return of The Clans COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,283 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Time for a Change by New16 reviews
Naruto has grown tired of the way he is treated and leaves, what are the results of this?Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Beast Within Awakened by DarkAngel819 reviews
It's a few months after Gaara's 'rebirth' but everyone is having doubts. Sakura talks to Temari and finds some VERY sus stuff about Gaara's latest behaviour. What is going on? very sus storyline! Now with chapter 6 up!.SUSPENSE SAKURAXGAARA.... r&r plz
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Card Captor Wicca: Naruto? by Dark-Magician-41 reviews
Sakura had always had a crush on Naruto since he saved her from some bullies but if his deepest secret came out. Even deeper then the kyuubi, will she still love him or rather her? FemNaruSaku FemNaruHarem YURI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,400 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Nine Months of Hell by i-luv-those-who-review reviews
NaruHina Sequel to 'Love, Tears, and a Mission'. Hinata makes a mistake with Naruto during a mission and is paying for it now. She loves him but will the relationship pull through with the 9 months and many problems? Order of fanfics in profile. ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Do You Believe in Destiny? by i-luv-those-who-review reviews
NaruHina Hinata's team on their way back to Konoha, stops in a village for the night. Just so happens destiny is on Hinata's side. A festival, a park, and a love. Do you believe in destiny? If allergic to fluff, do not read. ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Forbiden Life leads to a Forbiden Love by a Foolish Writer reviews
What if Orochimaru took care of Naruto durring the second test of the Chunnin exam so he could not interfeer with his plans laiter on in Naruto's life? Please R&R. NarutoKyuubi. Rated M for Violence and lemons :P. [MF Female Kyuubi] [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Home by caders reviews
Naruto returns after another trip with Jiraiya. Will he figure out how Hinata feels about him? Let's hope so! NarutoXHinata later on in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Naruto & Hinata: The Angel & The Demon by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
Takes place shortly after Naruto&Hinata:True Strentgh Revealed.Naruto and Hinata are finally together,but many harsh obstacles await them involving The Kyuubi,The Hyuuga clan, Orochimaru and a dangerous secret about Akatsuki.Naruhina.More pairings coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,185 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Unmasked by Dark-Magician-41 reviews
What if at the VotE NAruto had one last card to play just before the Kyuubi sent his Youkai into him. Would that make a difference or will history just repeat its self? NaruHina with a twist. Dead and up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,393 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Welcome Home Naruto by Rauchster reviews
Naruto has come home after 6 years away. What will the girls plan for his homecoming? NaruHina OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyō by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's Secret Life by jenniebennie reviews
Hinata is sent on a solomission to spy on the hidden village of sound. Her cover is as a doctor. But what happends when she doesn't come home alone. Chapter 4 has a lemon. Be warned Chapter 14 has a lemon be warned again and so does chapter 31
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,914 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unspoken Love by everlasting.rainbow reviews
Shy highschool girl Hinata has a crush on popular Naruto who's the lead singer of the band Black Moon..except he's already going out with Sakura Haruno.So what happens when Naruto gets a chance to speak to Hinata? Life can be so unpredictable.NARUHINA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Wish Upon A Black Shikon by Mr. Red Hex reviews
In the last moments of their final confrontation with Naraku, Inuyasha has a chance to set all the wrong in his past right. Taking a chance and making a wish on a corrupt Shikon jewel, Inuyasha now has a second chance at life and love. InuKag plus others
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
fugitive by aaa68 reviews
naruto leaves Konoha and naruto confesses his love to hinata but will sakura let them be to with each other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Control by naruto5626 reviews
POSSIBLY CANCELLED! The Kyuubi takes over Naruto's body, leaving him trapped in the fox's cage. Kyuubi takes his freedom and lives his own life, where he takes a liking to Hinata. NarutoKyuubiXHinata. Contains lemon in some chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
You Reap what you Sow by maverick9871 reviews
The chunnin exams start today but they dont go as people think. A suprise happens that makes everyone view themselfs. This story is graphic and mature and has abuse. Not for the weak of heart or stomach. Might make more but I like revenge agianst village.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,313 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Destiny of the Demon by Persephone Oswald Oleesen reviews
UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,031 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Deeds of Shinobi by lost-in-dreams-forever reviews
He had returned a year and a half ago only to find he had to leave again. This time leaving may not be a good thing. A new teacher and a new mission! What happens when he not only finds more powerful techniques but a new love? NarHinaSakOC CH 38 continued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,937 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
TUAOA: Life Of An Uzumaki by adngo714 reviews
Kiki Hikaru, who is she? What has she done with Konoha? What? She's a gender bender? FUNNY! Yuri lemon HinaNaru AKA Natsu. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! Character list updated June 15, 2007 Epiloque up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,681 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and Ino Choice by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto and Ino have come to a point where they are offered a choice. See what happens when they take it. NaruxIno. beware cursing and sexual coment possible others if I get enough request. Vote who you want in reviews. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,975 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Beyond the Blue Eyes by Soccerchick1551 reviews
WARNING: If you had not read Love So Sweet, you will get lost: Sonji is Naruto's 15 year old son and he's has to deal with his own personal problems
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata Dreams On by Itani reviews
This is another side of Hinata. She gets warnings and signs. Is it time to tell Naruto the truth? Is Naruto the one and only?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love at the Beach by Kilila reviews
Hinata And her friends take a trip the beach but weren't expecting some love to come with it in the process. Will sparks fly or romance die read and find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Apprentice of an Angel by CG1 Temporal reviews
Her family said she was weak. The one she loved has left. She tried to move on. What happens when her love comes back. Sister fic to Apprentice of a Demon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Overcoming Demons by lost-in-dreams-forever reviews
OneShot Her father thinks he's nothing but a demon, she thinks otherwise. What happens when a Hyuuga runs away only to be caught by the one she was trying to defend? What happens when he finds out that she tries to kill something like what's in him? NarHi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tunnel of Destined Love by SeanEddy reviews
When Hokage Tsunade reopens the Konoha Festival and Jiraiya's forbidden Tunnel of Destined Love ride that has the power to tell you at the end of the ride who you are destined to love and be with, Will Naruto end up destined for Sakura or Hinata?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,544 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Demon Brat by kyuu-potter reviews
You can only take so much before you crack as naruto will tell younow with new powers new freinds new missions naruto will make a name for himself and his new team as the greatest warriors ever seen possible crossovers gow2 avp maybe lotr naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Grown Out of You by Cecily-Chan reviews
[Hyuuga Hinata & Uzumaki Naruto] Hinata has always loved the blonde boy, but Naruto has never noticed. Being heartbroken, Hinata moved on, while Naruto finally opens his eyes and sees that he can't live without her. Four words: Hell. Has. Broken. Through.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,954 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Never ending love one shot by persefanie reviews
What would the future have in store for Naruto and Hinata, if only they would tell each other the truth?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Partners by Ubermac reviews
All of the genin in Konoha are paired up into groups of two. what will happen between the groups? NaruxHina based.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Guardian Angel by Kitsuru reviews
[Oneshot]She watched him from the shadows, one guardian angel watching over another—for, with his longing to protect even those who had spurned him, he could be nothing else. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's troubles by GreenSkittlesForGaara reviews
When Sasuke comes back, is the welcoming comittee very welcoming? sasusaku, naruhina, kakaanko, sakukiba. LAST CHAPTER IS UP! Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Elemental Ninja by azazemon reviews
A ninja wielding the elements joins Naruto for the Chuunin exams. Unknown to the others, Orochimaru also wants this ninja because of the abilities that he possess. NaruHina, more pairings in the story
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,497 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nothing is Easy in Konohagakure by Airotia reviews
Hinata is forced to marry Shino, but neither of them want to marry the other. A loophole allows her to escape it, but her only chance is to marry the future Hokage, all the while dealing with abuse and gaining confidence in herself. HinataNaruto ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
sharingan Naruto by Mattricole reviews
naruto has the sharingan but will he use it for good or evil? naruhina i lied abiut the yoai and yuri sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love, Tears and a Mission by i-luv-those-who-review reviews
NaruHina Naruto is back from the time skip. He learns Hinata's true feelings for him. Gaara's sleeping, mission in sand village. Little bit of KibaSaku, GaaYoko, Yoko my character. Fighting, unexpected ending. Sequel now out 'Nine Months of Hell'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,550 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wishing Coin by Naruhina4eva432 reviews
When Hinata finds a coin in an envelope, she finds out that it will make any wish come true. Maybe she can use this as an advantage. Naruhina. Also a hint of Sasusaku. Just added last chapter! I might make a sequel to it. I'll let you all know later on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Supreme Admiral of the Web reviews
Ten years after Orochimaru declared war on Konoha, there is no one left. Except Naruto. Armed with knowledge of the future and the help of Kyubi, he is going to go back in time, to change history, save his friends, and undo the evil wrought by Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Feelings Discovered! by BunnyMasterMomiji reviews
Naruto has no one to train with except Hinata, so why not get to know her better? Title sucks oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
No Backing Out Now by city with no people reviews
Sasusaku. Major fluff. Sasukecentric. He reflects on his most outstanding memories. How different is he now? Why'd they have to do that? Why'd he do that? And, most important, how did he end up in this sticky situation! [I repeat: MAJOR FLUFF!]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Birthday Hinata by clope023 reviews
One night Naruto is walking Hinata home from a date and the young couple get caught together by Hiashi, what will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's dream come true! by Elder Predator reviews
The story is complete, new chapters will not come, the ending will make you cry. Read this tragic tale of Naruto and Hinata. If you don't, their loss will be in vein....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 46,457 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crush, Crushing, Crushed by city with no people reviews
They were completely different. They were exactly the same. [Naruhina oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Winds Of Time by Duzh Ela reviews
Kyuubu screws up giving Naruto a chance to fix his mistakes, and right the wrongs of his past. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Warrior's Demise by blood4lonewolf reviews
Short life after Sasuke's departure, Naruto leaves to train. Time flies, love ensues, miracles happen. Tragedy follows as a child grows from most hated to the most admirable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,696 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stand Up, Hinata by BrandiAlyssa reviews
Hinata's had enough of her father and takes a beating to get away from it. Then it's Naruto to the rescue. How's Hinata going to keep from fainting every five seconds when she stays at Naruto's? Oh bother, just read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Romances by Ginnie-p reviews
Naruto discovers something on his birthday that nearly destroys him. It is then he sees something he never did before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sakura's Valentine by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
first person from Sakura on her Valentine's Day plans
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hinata's Chocolates by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
drabble about Hinata's love for Naruto and Valentine's Day's chocolates
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Missing in Action by city with no people reviews
Set in the future of the mangaanime. Maybe they would have been happy if they weren't shinobi. Spoilers are always possible, I guess. Naruhina, Sasusaku, [light NejiTen in later chapters]. Fluff, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Psych! by city with no people reviews
Hinata's gone to the psychiatrist for her annual mental checkup, only to find her normal shrink out of town and a new one in his stead! What's a Hyuuga heiress to do? Naruhina. Something like crack comedy mixed with fluff. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reason for Hesitation by city with no people reviews
Could be viewed as Naruhina or Sasusaku. It depends on the reader. I can't really explain it just read it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Hinata's First Kiss and Naruto's Second One by fanmangawriter95 reviews
The moment you've all been waiting for...Naruto and Hinata kiss! I hope there's an episode in the Naruto series where Naruto and Hinata really kiss. That would be cool. I'll tell you how I picture it in a funny way in my story! So laugh and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Her Love and His Loneliness by city with no people reviews
KakashixRin oneshot. Kakashicentric. Just read it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Shikamaru’s Sleeping Beauty by blackiecatty reviews
Everyone likes fairy tales. Some more than others. A certain blonde girl from the Hidden Leaf Village particularly likes Sleeping Beauty. ‘I hope I can find my prince charming to wake me up from this…this loveless life’ thought Ino. ShikaXIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Get back up, Naruto by blackiecatty reviews
You didn't get back up she screamed you always get back up! and for once Naruto didn't know what to say. naruto and hinata pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
They Told Me Not To by blackiecatty reviews
They told her not to fall in love with him. They told her he would only hurt her. But who ever said she could control who stole her heart. Romance. TentenXNeji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mission of Fate by Nick-kun reviews
One mission goes wrong, revealing the true monster in Naruto to Hinata. It's NaruHina, but don't worry, this story is as fluffy as a wooden desk until much later. FINISHED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
And He Never Knew by blackiecatty reviews
He loved Sakura. But Hinata loved him. And he didn't know. Did he? poetry. NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Told You So by city with no people reviews
Naruto doesn't know who his father is. He's long accepted this fact. But Sakura seems to know something, and it's troubling Naruto...oneshot drabblish thing [slight spoilers from the timeskip, fandom theories]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pandemonium by city with no people reviews
A latenight party with the entire cast of genins leads to an epic game of truth or dare! [possible pairings. not yaoi.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Darkness Seeking the Light by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
AUAfter Kyuubi is sealed inside Naruto, he is adopted by the Hyuuga clan and is raised as a weapon for the village. Some serious drama and also what could be considered some Naruhina stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006
Damn Emotions by blackiecatty reviews
Sasuke breaks Ino’s heart and Shikamaru won’t stand for it. Shikamaru's P.O.V. Beware Sasuke fans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Christmas Lockette by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
For Christmas I give you readers a little Naruhina Christmas story, for some of characters you may not know check story NHTSR Hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Pain of a Broken Promise by mysterious-mask reviews
The end is here and what is happening.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto&Hinata True Strength Revealed by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
[AU] Naruto and Hinata have returned from a year of special Taijutsu training ready for the next chunin exam. Battles will be fought.Tears will be shed. Hinata fans, this one you'll like. Definite Naruhina will progress. Also signs of other pairings.R&R P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love So Sweet by Soccerchick1551 reviews
After 5 years of training, Naruto returns home and Hinata is still waiting for him. NarHin mainly, Some Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Caught Ya! by BlackGardenia reviews
Kagome mistakingly shows Inuyasha a rather,...amusing side of herself and leads Inuyasha into hunting her down. Warning! Lemon. Psst. I do not own Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
How they met by PeacefulWarrior82 reviews
Just a little classic anime childhood nostalgiaa one shotter. Shows How Naruto and Hinata first met. My first Naruto fic so please be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2006
The Light and the Shadow of Loneliness by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
Sakura tries to fill the void in her life caused by the absence of her comrades. In her search she finds herself facing grave danger, new love, and difficult choices. [SakuraTenten] YURI. Rated M for sex, rape, violence, and language. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,809 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
A Tail of Two Bijuu by Synica reviews
After being forced by her Biju to commit the horrific act of raising the dead, Yukiko flees the Hidden Village of the Snow for Konoha, only to find acceptance in the arms of a fellow Jinchuriki. NarutoxOC, Possibly others. Complete at last!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,716 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
A Naruto love story reviews
not very good at making summarys so please read and review. i've changed the pairing cause i couldn't think of where to go next with the story. do not know when i will finish
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Naruto U.
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