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I read this on another profile- I hate homophobia

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you agree, copy and paste this into your own profile. STOP THE HATE!


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

(Rather, if your mom is actually decent and did her job, then copy and paste.)


Racism is wrong and can often time destroy people's self-confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile


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The Fates Want Change by FMPtrumpets reviews
The Fates are tired of watching it. There is a storm coming, and if they want to survive... so they force them to read what they're actions are doing to themselves and their children. And they pull Percy and a few others along for the ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 435,056 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 8/10/2016
Cry On Command (Harry Potter) by UsernameFilters reviews
Voldemort has captured Harry Potter once again. He is brought into a Death Eater meeting with doesn't end in the way anyone will expect. (Attempt at Comedy, Characters may be OCC, Swearing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Not My Son by FMPtrumpets reviews
James Potter doesn't trust Dumbledore as much as he lets on. How could that change things for Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 2/6 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P.
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 57 - Words: 557,906 - Reviews: 6696 - Favs: 8,571 - Follows: 9,005 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort
Little Dragon by FCTSyndrome reviews
What if when Hagrid first took Harry to Diagon Alley he met someone who would change his life forever? Follow Harry as he learns about love, trust, friendship, and most importantly as he learns about himself. HP/CW Soul Bond Fic. Slash later on. Dumbles bashing. Past abuse. WIP. Open to suggestions. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,900 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 6,020 - Follows: 6,874 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Charlie W.]
Realization by theforbiddenforest reviews
When fourth-year Harry Potter is entered into the Triwizard Tournament to compete against wizards older than him and almost the whole school turns against him, including his best friend Ron Weasley, he decides to take matters into his own hands and take control of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L., Susan B.
To live a life by FMPtrumpets reviews
Harry's been feeling like something was being kept from him for a while... he just didn't expect the goblins to be the ones to rescue him from the Dursleys and explain. Bad Dumbledore, good Snape, slightly manipulated but still good Weasley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,418 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 10/29/2020 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Hedwig
A Plan of Deepest Subtlety and Cunning by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. When Harry Potter is Sorted into Slytherin and yet maintains his friendship with Ron Weasley, Draco and the other first-year Slytherins become aware that Potter must have a plan under that mop of hair. One so deep and subtle that the adults can't fathom it. But they can, and they shall follow Potter into victory, because someday he'll reveal that plan to them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 266 - Published: 7/16/2020 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Pansy P. - Complete
Untold Secrets by helpthehorriblelovethelonely reviews
Harry gets resorted into slytherin at the start of his second year. What happens when he gets to the common room and his new head of house tells everybody that there is a mandatory infirmary visit for all the students? Some important information about the ex-gryffindor come to light, and everything changes for Harry. Creature!au
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,152 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 295 - Published: 3/7/2020 - Harry P., Severus S., Rabastan L. - Complete
Until the End of Time by VoidRealmer reviews
[Tomarry] Harry Potter is the Master of Death, and thus, immortal. Every couple thousand years, he'll let himself reincarnate into a new dimension. This dimension is quite similar to his first one, except he has a twin brother, and the Voldemort in this world is willing to give up everything he's worked for, as long as Harry teaches him magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,381 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/7/2020 - Published: 8/9/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Annoying Little Brother by TharAmira reviews
A drabble in which Ron invites Harry into his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The People You Trust by darkpheonix31 reviews
Harry never killed or tortured anyone, yet they convicted him for the crimes and sentenced him to life in Azkaban. His friends believe him guilty, the Ministry is more corrupt than anyone realizes and Voldemort is closing in. When the Order comes across info that only Harry can help them with, they need to furlough the prisoner for his help. Can they trust him? Can he trust them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 214,503 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Fire Away by Nadia Snape reviews
"Who cares? Nobody did, nobody does-" "I will, Potter." Severus' concerned black eyes met Harry's glassy green ones. After the death of Sirius, Harry is barely hanging on the edge. Will Severus be able to fix the pieces of the Golden Boy? No Slash. Sixth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,640 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shake it, Bake it, Brew it by Blackkitten23 reviews
Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore's carefully laid plans for him crumble – Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 143,645 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 4,763 - Follows: 4,107 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Unspeakable Potter by getwow21 reviews
Ignored for his twin, Harry sets off to Hogwarts to make a name for himself. What will Charlus Potter do when he realizes he's the reason he and his brother don't have a good relationship? Fast forwards to Fourth Year. Yaoi Twincest WBWL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,603 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/8/2018 - Published: 3/26/2018
A Good Reality Check by FMPtrumpets reviews
"It's time you got a reality check." Harry said. "Reality check?" "Yes... into just what it is to be me." In which Harry is sick and tired of Ron's constant jealousy. Of course, things don't always go quite as planned. This time, though... that's a good thing. GOF AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 291 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Beating Love by RainyDayKids reviews
Percy and Jason are a pain in Nico's ass. Literally. It's two against one and the two happen to be Percy Jackson and Jason Grace so Nico's got no choice but to run. Too bad he's running out places to hide in this camp! Percy and Jason can't get enough of their adorably sexy Nico. And yes Nico is their's, only their's, and no one else's. Top!Percy Top!Jason Bottom!Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
Growing Up Wild by Triscribe reviews
When Number Four Privet Drive burns to the ground, three year old Harry manages to apparate himself to safety - and as a result, Hagrid and Minerva decide to keep him safe on the Hogwarts grounds from then on, right under Dumbledore's nose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016
The Potters Ruin Book Club by CrookshanksTheKneazle reviews
After Ginny reluctantly agrees to host Lavender and Parvati's book club at the Potter house, her husband and children sabotage the entire event, and, ironically, make her very proud. Includes a hint of Hinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
MOB by elvirakitties reviews
Formatted correctly now, I hope. What if the Dursleys loved Harry? What if Harry wasn't a Gryffindor? What if Harry had more "family"?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,251 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 6/1/2017
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 195,963 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 8,088 - Follows: 7,170 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Best Brother by Blame the Doctor reviews
Ron always thought he could never accomplish anything new or different that his brothers hadn't already done. Bill was Head Boy, Charlie was quidditch captain, Percy had the best grades, and Fred and George were the best pranksters anyone had ever seen. Little does Ron realize that his brothers consider him the best of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Ron W. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 13,907 - Follows: 13,682 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
The Aftermath by Colt01 reviews
What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46,925 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 1,444 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Doing it my way by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter was stuck at the Dursley's after the return of Voldemort, with no news and letters that didn't give him any information. Harry decided it was time to do things his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,827 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 596 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Lets Play Truth or Dare! by Blackwolflegend reviews
Harry makes a plan to trap Death Eaters and the Dark Lord it doesnt go as planned naturally. Excepting requests but you must read through first chapter so you know what's going on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 2/27/2016
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12186 - Favs: 10,484 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Family Visit by CharryWotter reviews
What would happen if Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon came to watch the first task? And what if only Snape saw the truth of how Harry was treated? My first fanfic. AU, Severitus. NOT *SNARRY* SLASH. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Harry Gets Angry by Fairywm reviews
If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Ridiculous by Winkiexx reviews
Flamboyant Harry Potter - my very first attempt at humour. What would have happened if flamboyant Harry had sat in Lupin's defence class. R&R please (I own absolutely nothing, unfortunately)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slipped by misteeirene reviews
While on vacations, Jasper, slips and attacks a teenage boy. Harry has a strange reaction to the vampire venom. Mpreg, creature, abuse, slash, rape, Harry /Jasper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,363 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 2,811 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Life at Hogwarts by daughterofathena2 reviews
A series of one shots surrounding the magical world of Harry Potter. Some are AU's where Harry's parents survived Voldemort's attack; others are just moments during Harry's time at Hogwarts and some are about the Marauders time. First chapter is a table of contents. Rated T because of some cursing in some of the chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Change, For Better or For Worse by Madness to My Methods reviews
It's the summer before 5th year and Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place. Everyone's in for a shock because Harry has changed, for better or for worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P.
Young Princes by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Harry had no idea how it was possible, however it didn't really matter. What mattered was that they were there and he would do anything to protected them. Even if that meant siding with Voldemort. Even so, he was sure that he had been suffering from temporary insanity, how else could he explain how they came to be? Yes, temporary insanity was the only possible answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 4,359 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
Uncovering Secrets by DanniCat reviews
Harry is in the midst of a final battle when an unexpected spell reveals a bond between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter. Harry struggles to gain Tom's trust while searching for the answers he needs. Who hid his bond? What actually happened that Halloween in Godric's Hollow? TR/HP MPreg Evil!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,485 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 23,048 - Follows: 9,064 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend by SideshowStarlet reviews
Young Harry is flamboyantly gay and forms a connection with his cousin. The result? Dudley loses a punching bag but gains a sassy gay friend! Based on the Sassy Gay Friend videos made by Second City Network. Now with more drabbles!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Lord Daddy by Yuudan reviews
Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after trying to kill him. How are our favourite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
After the Graveyard by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry's back in the safety of Hogwarts and now he has to deal with the aftermath of Voldemort's rebirth. With worried friends and and even more anxious family, Harry realises that maybe is wasn't the best idea to taunt Voldemort after all. Sequel to The Graveyard!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Flint by Basill reviews
Markus Flint sets into motion a betrothal contract between his line and Harry's. He never expected the Gryff to be a snake in lions clothes. Will be SLASH and may be m-preg. ps. this is a side project while working on other stories and has been in the works for nearly a year. Its better than it sounds but you will have to read and discover that for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,865 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Marcus F.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 4310 - Favs: 9,073 - Follows: 8,665 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 1,605 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 5,816 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Through Hell Or High Water by Writers-Anonymous13 reviews
So I've been rewriting this story and it just went in a completely different direction. I thought about just deleting this but I'm sentimental and I find myself wanting to keep it, as awful as it is. So this has been officially abandoned. Permanent hiatus. No more updates. I'll be posting my new story soon though. Hopefully it will be better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,228 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 4,792 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
The Trial by Emmalie19 reviews
An alternate look at the trial in the fifth book. When Harry stands up for himself and what could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 214 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Taking Control by daily-chan reviews
What if Sirius had learned about the Blood Quill and wanted answers, going to Hogwarts to get those answers. Warnings for strong language, Umbridge and Dumbledore bashing and possible OOC-ness. Rating is for possibly considered strong language. Part of the A Bond of Family series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 430 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Little Brother by hyper active pixie reviews
Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 4,309 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
He's A Slytherin by RuRuLaLa reviews
Harry gets shuffled into Slytherin, and yeah, it's not his first choice, or his choice ever, but he's always been good at making a crappy situation into amazingness. Everyone in Hogwarts seems to expect a little four eyed push over…heh, they are NOT correct.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 430 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P.
You Can't be Serious by Aridethdar reviews
Harry's name came out of the goblet and something inside him kind of... snapped. No longer is he Gryffindor's Golden Boy who would sacrifice his life for those who can't even show an ounce of loyalty! With new friends and allies, Harry is about to change the world... But will it be for the better? Who is this sexy new ally? And why is Draco eying him like he's a tasty... HP/TD/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Daddy, Don't Go! by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 7,948 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Little Weezy by John Faina reviews
Fred and George turn Ron into a much smaller version of himself with one of their experimental sweets. Harry wonders whether or not it was an accident. All of them quickly discover that Ron is not simply small, but his child-like charm is...irresistible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Okay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updates
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Yes, They're Seriously Back! by marauderette-47 reviews
Everyone saw Sirius Black go through the Veil. But several hours later, he came back out. Everyone knew about the Potters. What no one expected was for them to come back to life. Harry finally gets the family he deserves - ON TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - James P., Harry P.
Fools Rush In by londonsocks reviews
Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Year of Girls and Defeating Dark Lords Part I by New Upsetter reviews
Harry's 6th year-out of school. Harry has lived a secret life. I promised flower 123 that I would post this story up on this website so that she could read it, so here it is. I plan to update the first several chapters very soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 363,339 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., OC
Harry's Awakening by LaLaTink reviews
After his godfather's death Harry begins to rebel against the people of Hogwarts leading to a friendship with a supposed enemy, family he never knew of, new powers, a new look, new school, and a possessive veela. SLASH, H/OMC, creature!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,359 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., OC
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 6,080 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Yes, Ginevra, there is a Santa Claus by 1917farmgirl reviews
Sometimes, even Santa needs a little help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2010 - George W., Ginny W., Bill W., Fred W. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15887 - Favs: 26,422 - Follows: 11,024 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Slythering To Victory by Ebona Nite reviews
A Slytherin Harry competes in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Sort of. No horcruxes. Rated for mild language. More spelling corrections and an added Skeeter scene. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 5,043 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 4,737 - Follows: 1,100 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Very Harry Awkward Date Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 4,868 - Follows: 4,083 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Playing Dead by Lykaios Nyx reviews
AU Remus and Sirius play a game with Harry. SLASH RLSB [AU Living With arc]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hero, Villain, Saviour, Conqueror by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP: In the summer after his fifth year, Harry is tried and sent to Azkaban. The catch: He's innocent. Follow Harry as he discovers his heritage... and all that comes with it. By Aerin. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4198 - Favs: 9,018 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard... ( A/N: I started writing this story over going on 17 years ago - as of 2019 - when I was in high school. Yes, it has errors & plot holes. No, I am not fixing them in this version. )
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5307 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The New Powers by pablo5280 reviews
After Being abused by his Family Harry dissapears and returns with great powers ready to fight against Voldemort to the end. HHr. RWLB. The Chapter 15 is R because sex between 2 characters. (chapters 1 to 13 edited and revised. FIC NOT FINISHED)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 181,347 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.