BeachBum84
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Joined 03-08-07, id: 1233731, Profile Updated: 06-27-08
Author has written 19 stories for House, M.D., Kevin Smith, Incredibles, Drake & Josh, and Psych.

I'm a dark, twisted, quirky, music addict with an over-active imagination. I love to travel and I love to make people laugh.

I appreciate reviews because I'm desperate for attention. Feel free to point out any flaws, I know that I don't have the most polished writing style. Feel free to e-mail me with any suggestions or questions.

I now have an account at Fictionpress.com under the same Author's name as here. If you like my stories here, it'd be cool if you could read and review my regular fiction. :)

Random Updates: 6/28/08

Make sure to leave lots of reviews on all my stories because it's my birthday and it would be a nice thing to do for me!! :)

If I don't reply to reviews, it's because I'm absent minded and forgot to. If I reply weeks later, it's because I'm absent minded and just remembered I wanted to reply.

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Day 29 by asteroidbuckle reviews
The day he leaves rehab, it rains. NOT SLASH. ANGST. You have been warned.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by therubyone reviews
This two-parter tells what hopefully might have happened after the events depicted in the great Season 4-Drake and Josh episode THE WEDDING. Humor, fluff, family relationships, family wedding, rated T for Teen for implied and mild boy slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
A Small Life by asteroidbuckle reviews
Drake Parker's life isn't what it used to be. Future fic.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,347 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Five Senses by asteroidbuckle reviews
Josh appreciates all five of his senses. One-shot. Mild D/J slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Quality of Darkness by asteroidbuckle reviews
Drake fights against the demons inside his head. Caution: VERY DARK, so read at your own discretion. Rating is between T and M. COMPLETE!
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,411 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Dead Man's Float by MusicalLuna1 reviews
This WaterWorld is like the movie Waterworld. Low-budget. When Shawn gets roped into a job at a waterpark, it's murder, meyhem, and madness galore.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
14 Valentines by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Juliet gets fourteen Valentines from a very special someone.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Valentine by g0shawk reviews
Shassy. Valentine's Day doesn't turn out quite the way anybody expected it to...
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Watching Him by Ayden Brooks reviews
House watches Wilson. It grounds him. It was something he could believe in. Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Wilson's Initiation into the Cripple Club by IzzBot reviews
House is angry. Wilson is angry. People get thrown down stairs, vicodin are taken, and eye patches are worn. Their screwed up relationship through House's screwed up point of view. Slash, but mostly vague.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Darkness' Embrace by Sushi Chi reviews
Shawn didn't think he could bleed that much blood...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Scenes from an Unplanned Life by asteroidbuckle reviews
Life after Belleview High School. Where has it taken the boys? Future fic. NOW COMPLETE!
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,383 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Instant Messages by OuEstLaCraie reviews
The ducklings IM each other. Originally a oneshot, now expanded by popular demand, AND, there's a plot in there somewhere now, too! Enjoy, and please lemme know what you think.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - A. Cameron, R. Chase
Things To Do Before You Die by thedeadparrot reviews
In which Wilson turns thirtyeight and a half, thinks about kittens, and doesn't have a midlife crisis. But not necessarily in that order. Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Super Nacho Flavored Cheeze Brand Squirt Cheeze by DemonSurfer reviews
Oh dear, Purple likes his squirt cheese a little TOO much...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Purple, Red - Complete
The Game by Arwen Jade Kenobi reviews
What is the Game? Are you sure you want to know?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Because Series by BethTX reviews
A few short vignettes because sometimes...just because. Some humor, some angst. HouseWilson, but nothing explicit.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
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Sing Me Anything reviews
A series of vignettes inspired by songs. They range from really sweet to depressing.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,018 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/28/2008
Random Moments reviews
Shassie Slash. Random moments between Shawn and Lassiter.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
If You're Happy, I'm reviews
Spoilers for episode "Lucky Thirteen". House's thoughts at the end of the episode.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - G. House - Complete
Always the Last to Know reviews
Mrs. Hayfer’s actually being nice to Drake; that can’t be good. He’s always the last one to know.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Makes Me Happy reviews
Twenty-six year old Drake Parker is just trying to find the things in life that will make him happy.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,496 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Five Stages reviews
Slash. Josh tries to deal with his feelings for Drake.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
A Dramatic Hero reviews
Shawn saves Juliet from getting shot. Shules.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Drunk With Power reviews
Lassiet. Short fic that takes place after the episode 'If you're so smart, then why are you dead'
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened reviews
SLASH. Something happens when Shawn, Gus, Juliet and Lassiter go to a bar. Shassi.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Following The Clues reviews
Juliet has a secret admirer. Now she just has to follow the clues to find out who it is.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Juliet oH. - Complete
One Week reviews
Wilson is angry and House can't remember why. How long could Wilson really stay angry at him? House/Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Life of a Superhero Mom reviews
A look at the challenges of being a superhero mom.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
Name Game reviews
[OneShot] House is bored. So, he sings and ponders names.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Accident reviews
Oneshot House's reaction when he finds out that Wilson was in a car accident.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Inevitable reviews
Slash. Sequel to Probability. It started with a simple invitation and a case of beer... but some things are just inevitable.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Days like these reviews
[Oneshot] People just seem a bit more cheerful. It's been several long months since we've had weather like this.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Where I stand reviews
[Chasing Amy] I'm in love with my best friend. The realization hits me like a ton of bricks... [Oneshot]
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Probability reviews
Oneshot. A conversation between House and Wilson after the episode 'Top Secret'.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Pain reviews
Oneshot about House dealing with pain.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - G. House - Complete