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Joined 03-09-07, id: 1233881
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY! HEHE!

Take this little angel

And keep her close to you

She is your gaurdian angel

Sent to watch over you

Hello Everybody!! This is crazy, psychotic review girl!! -happydance- I hope you like my stories and reviews and such. Let me introduce myself.

Name: Rachel

Nicknames: TripleG, JGG, Rae, Rae-Rae, Rach, Godzilla, Bigfoot, Tall person, BFG,etc.

Birthday: December 10th

Age: 13 or not...

Description: reallllly tall. brown...well lets just say that hair eyes shoes clothes and everything that could be described as brown

phone number: PSHHH!! You WISH!!!

address: No WAY Im gonna tell ya that!! I already got a stalker!!!

Weird facts: so abnormally tall that looks older than she really is, has HUGE feet, almost blind, gets REALLY obsessive over certain stuff coughtwilightcough, gets sugar high easily(without any sugar!!shhh), is crazy, LOVES FANFICTION!!

I am probably the youngest person on here. I wont get onto detail cause WHO WANTS TO KNOW?????

Anyways, I am completely random in everything I do. I love to read and review stuff. I constantly make a lot of plots and schemes in my head, half of which will never get onto paper and two/thirds of what does get onto paper never makes it onto the computer.

Some people call me perfect because they think I am good and do everything flawlessly...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

So anyway. Heres some stuff from my story(s?) that will some time get on here:

Two halfs and a Quarter:

Rachel's Locket from Chapter 3: www.billbarnes.com/product.asp?product=9448

Rachels/Kanas house: http://baharris.org/historicpolandspring/MansionHouse/MansionHouse.htm

Cullens house: http://www.starrettmansion.com/exterior.html (tip: Click on the vitrual tour, its really cool!!!)

Rachel's spot: http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/1004379734014935560TrJIGdXPwO

Rachel's dress: http://www.onlygowns.com/purchase/productdetail.asp?cgmain=102&cgsub=131$prodid=189

And just for fun: The bite link

http://world5.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=59106860

Random quotes from random people at random moments of my random life

"Yeah, nothing like a good fart to make you feel better." -My awesome and kinda dorky dad.

"Hows your day?" -me to... everything. (What? It's my sloganish... thingy... majig!)

"We're off to see the wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Forks.
we hear he is a wiz of a wiz
and he has a few pet storks
if ever a wonderful wiz there was
Carlisle he was
because because
because because because because
because
because of the wonderful things he does!
we're off to see the wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Forks."

-my friend and fellow author, thenvylover (who also is kinda dorky sometimes)

"Randomness isn't a descripton, its a lifestyle." -me

"Fear isn't a lifestyle, its a description." -my annoying sibling as he was reading this (otherwise known as western8)

"Hitler did it all wrong." -my boyfriend who we call E. (you will never guess his real name... Grrr... mine!)

"You hate hitler for all the wrong reasons." -me to E after his "comment."

Must copy and paste A.S.A.P.!!!!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, Vampiress225

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have fallen down the "up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this onto your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

Paste this in you profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your cat has ever bitten you for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your mom has ever clamped down on your ear while curling your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you have fallen off your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

80 of the human population is lazyyyyy. If you are part of that "special percentage" that is too lazy to update your stories, copy this and paste it into your profile and have it stand as a threat to update.

If you have ever forgotten to update your story for so long that you forget the plot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd seriously consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

\If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when:

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

If you have ever copied and pasted so many things into your profile that you end up repeating yourself and you are so lazy that you don't go back and delete it, copy and paste this into your profile.

So that is my awesome post-it site page that will be forever-in-progress forever as I find cooler stuff to put in it.

I AM NOT ON ANY MEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRRR...

Talk to ya later, my PEEPS!!!!

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Love, Insanity? by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
"They do what they want, Toris. Even when we're sane, we're crazy in here. You take care of an old person or a sick person because they can't do it themselves. But we are neither of those things. Once we're here we're stuck. And they do what they want."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,287 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Grounded? by twilightobsessed428 reviews
Edward and Rosalie get grounded. How? Read to find out. Off its unofficial hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006
Winning Love in a Game of Dice by kokoro77 reviews
Roxas never believed in pirates, never believed in violence. In two rolls of 6 dice, he'd better start believing, seeing as he became 'property' and 'slave' to a rowdy, red headed captain.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,884 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Breathing In New Air by Waterandsky04 reviews
c Edward and Bella have finally given into that one moment of passion and she gets pregnant without him knowing now three months later she moves away in one night while Edward is hunting but when he sees her 13 years later how will he react to her. Finish
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,406 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
Sequel to Not Another Bella and Daughter Story. It's now eleven years after the incident and Alice Swan is eager to become a vampire, will her overprotective 'parents' even let her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,015 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Bella's Power by Cullen ACTIVE reviews
Edward keeps his muchanticipated promise & turns Bella. But what if Bella had a power so unique that it could change the predicted happilyeverafter? what about the treaty? & Charlie? Victoria? & most importantly Edward & Bella's wedding?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007
Take A Bow by respektor reviews
Bella, the violin prodigy of Forks, is forced to play a duet with Edward for the steadily approaching talent show. They didn't hit it off so well when they first met, and sparks are bound to fly. But can they do more than make beautiful music? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
She Will Be Loved by xSakuraxBlossomx reviews
Alternative Universe. Edward stumbled upon four year old Bella in a car accident in Maine, her parents did not survive. Edward immediately feels the connection between them and refused to let her go, greater summary detail inside in chapter one. Please R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
The Story of a Girl by Jaime Snyder reviews
Raven's daughter is different from everyone else, but she doesn't know or care why. All she wants to do is find out why some teenage boy is being so nice to her. And how do her parents' pasts fit into all of it? She's sure to find out sooner or later...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 128,093 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Raven - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
The Train Ride by Megmae reviews
What would happen if Bella left Forks without meeting Edward, and on her way back to Phoenix meets a total stranger and finds her self falling madly in love? "I don't know what Edward is, but he definetly isn't an ordinary human."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Noble Flesh by Lilith Filth reviews
Through Carnage and Crown
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,617 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007
Living in Maine by Topaz Rose Petals reviews
Edward never came back, Jake and Bella hooked up, and Bella graduated. But now she has to go away to college...in Maine. What if, after a few years, the Cullens come and see that she has a baby? Please review but please no flames. rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
La Bella Italia by TheVelvetVoice reviews
Do not read. Sucks. lol. seriously. I'm too lazy to delete it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007
Ouran Dream Series '08 by lfangirl111 reviews
Even the members of the Host Club have to sleep. We all realize this in a part of our brains... but what are their dreams like? I have the easy way to find out. Randomness and possible fluff within! Act now and you can get our new invisble plushie free!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
America's Best Couple by lovexmylime reviews
Bella is entered into ABC, Americas Best Couples.Will she pair up with Edward or Jake?Will she win or will she mess up?To be the best you got to have brains... enough brains to use a straightener and a thong.All Human. ABC made by me don't steal, just ask
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
My Black Blood Flows by Janie JuneBug reviews
Edwar... I opened my eyes and saw everything from a new angle. A vampire's angle. Rated T for cursing, violence, and some adult themes & situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tremble For My Beloved by Solemnly.Swear reviews
What if, on that first day in Biology, Edward left his cell phone behind? When Bella goes to his house to return it, Jasper loses control, and life as Bella knew it is changed forever. BellaxEdward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,555 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You by kirstie23 reviews
Through the wonderful use of Myspace, Bella, living in Florida and Edward, living in Forks, become the best of friends. Once she moves to Forks things change and Bella knows her life will never be the same. Feelgood romantic story. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Aro Universtity by Alunamai reviews
What happens when The Cullens are forced to go to College ... ran by the Volturi? With dorms shared with the Werewolves from LA Push... is Bella planning a hostle take over of the Volturi... read and find out! Rated T for Fluff and language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
Everything Changes But You by kirstie23 reviews
Bella leaves Edward and Forks after she finds out she's pregnant. She returns when their son is born, but she soon discovers that things have changed and she's not sure she's quite ready for her new life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,215 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Karaoke Night by Angel Vampress reviews
Alice invites Bella over for the weekend to do some singing... lots of very nice songs Disclaimer I don't own any of the songs, cars, characters or anything else copyrighted
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
1,000 Ways to Annoy Our Favorite Potions Master! by LunaSky reviews
To those who guessed Slughorn, I'm gonna Avada you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Juvenile by Darc Oblivion reviews
Is he just trying to infuriate her? If so, it worked. And now he's going to pay. [AU][Namixas.] [Who knew love could bloom in a prison?]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Naminé, Roxas
The Art of Music by Allana2112 reviews
Bella is a little jealouse of all of Edward's talents. She think she isn't good at anything. But with Edward's help she finds that she has more talent then she gave herself created for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Memories by blackirises reviews
AU.edward left. bella attacked & changed. but what if she and the cullens meet again 10 years later and she doesnt remember her human life? will love conquer all? what is victoria planning? RxR. first fanfic. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS WHILE I EDIT & FINISH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,617 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
Not Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
I was tired of all of the Bella's daughter falls in love with Edward stories so i made my own. Voted Best On Site by some random people you probably don't even care about... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Dreadful Mistakes by misskiana reviews
Edward messes up and changes Mike Newton. What will happen in the Cullen household when two vampires lust after and love the same human?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
Vampire Idol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
The Cullen's have their own version of American Idol! It involves: cross dressing Emmett, Rosalie with a gun, Edward being emotional over Clay Aiken, Mike in a ninja suit, Edward as a horse, Emmett as a cowboy, and so much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Gag Gift Day by theenvylover reviews
Bella gets dragged into another Cullen family tradition with some disasterous results
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Pool Side by Tigrin92 reviews
The inuyasha gang is suddenly in the real world but there in my backyard while i am swimming aka. Miroku is there. I don't on the inuyasha characters only my personal ones.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Hate or Love? by Vampireacoholic reviews
This is a story about Bella living in Forks her whole life and her parents never slpit up. Now Complete! SEQUEL IS UP NOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,386 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Thing by esthermarie reviews
You have had the human's point of view. The vampire's point of view, and the werewolf's point of view. So now ladies and gentlemen, and those of you in between, I give you the car's point of view. Starting with the Truck. A.K.A. the thing. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007
Grease Is The Word! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Forks Community Theater Club is putting on Grease! And once again, Edward messes up everything by trying to do the right thing. Can he fix it? READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
The Revenge Of Isabella Marie Swan by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] A oneshot. The Cullens take Bella to the beach on a cloudy day, but Bella decides to make her own fun when there, fun involving revenge on a certain Emmett Cullen...rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Your Arm Around Me, Never Too Tight by Dazzled by toppaz reviews
Edward left. Bella graduates and goes off to Art College in Oregon. Her past is always there, but she lets it out on paper. What happens if she learns how to play piano? And what if NOT by accident the two lovers just might meet again. Prev. I drew you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007
Confusion by ginnyharryxoxo14 reviews
Edward finally agrees to change Bella. But now that's its so close to the actual event, Bella has doubts.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007
Unexpected Warfare by yourlastregret reviews
what if Bella was too late to save Edward? How would her life pan out five years later when she meets someone from her past? Will she be able to remember her love? Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,085 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
iPod, youPod by DropsOfTwilight reviews
Oneshot. Cute Edward and Bella oneshot. COMPLETE, a little bit of fluff and humor, just enough to my liking. READ AND REVIEW! Featuring: Here in Your Arms, by HelloGoodbye.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Tao Ren, Chinese Chick Magnet by ninzor reviews
Ren has millions of crazy fangirls. In order to escape their wrath, he comes up with all sorts of plans, from feigning death to a fraud romantic relationship with Pirika! When all his plans fail, his last resort is to disguise himself as a girl!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Ren T.
Tears Of A Rainbow by kittycatgirl2388 reviews
Sequel of Glass Heart Bella is getting married, and of course nothing go right. So how well she get through a new set of problems? From charlie seeing her, to everything going wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007
Pool Wars by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
To Bring Her Roses by DropsOfTwilight reviews
Twist on Edward and Bella's breakup. Fluff should be evident, without going overboard. Just be paitent. Updates will come relatively quickly, so hopefully you guys like it! CHAPTER 7 IS UP! PLEASE read beginning AN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Five O'clock Shadow by Acelover reviews
This fic is set a month and a half after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. When Bella is still struggling to process what has happened, a strange figure comes to her in the woods...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Valentine's Day: BakeOff by Amiiix3 reviews
The Cullen family and Bella sit around, bored one Valentine's Day, when an idea finds its way into their midst. A Valentine's Day Bakeoff! Each member of the family attempts to retain their human cooking abilities in order to win the competition. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Deadly Desires by DorkusMaximus reviews
Tee.....hee! Read it and you shall find out! After New Moon, duh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
The Art of Breathing by Paprika30 reviews
Pain. Unimaginable pain branches out from my neck and spreads throughout my body. Pure agony, and I wanted this. Oneshot for the time being. BellaEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
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Two halfs and a quarter reviews
What REALLY happened when Rachel Black went off to college? After she gets transfered to the university of Cinncinatti, tragic news hits the Black family. But what happens when things aren't what they seem? Over 1500 hits! Caution: In editing process!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007
A Wonderfully Horrible Death reviews
My take on how hard it was for ... Well... you'll get it later... NOT A ONESHOT...may continue in other stories.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
THE SUPER AWESOME DISCLAIMER ADVENTURES! reviews
OVER 900 HITS! The title pretty much explains itself. VERYY Approprate for almost any age, but T, just in case. Don't wanna ruin your innocence [taken from Two halfs and a Quarter]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
A Loving tune reviews
A simple ExB flufshot....or not... might continue....into danger...... What happens when Bella thinks Edward will leave her again. R&R. A special treat to my first reviewers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007