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Joined 03-09-07, id: 1234274
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.
...Hi. Unless you're Zahariu then you probably don't know me... which is a good thing...for you. But if you want to know me (yeah, right) then take 2 minutes out of your day (or night) to read this:

Random stuff about me. woohoo.

Name: Gaara-Loves-Plywood. Duh.
Age: old enough to know how to light things on fire
Current Residence: Your closet
Occupation: College student at Harvard University. Right...
Day or Night: Night. Without a doubt.
Coke or Pepsi: ... Red Bull
Llamas or Whales: wth?

Well that was random. Whatever... onward!

Loves: wolves, fire, drawing, writing, music, Ramen and pocky, being weird, and my dog. That's it. Oh, and plywood. Can't forget that.

Dislikes with a strong, burning passion: Commercials, Barney and Dora, small children who won't shutup, people in general... the list could go on forever.

My Fav People on Zahariu Uzumaki and Symorene. Go see them.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, and Hellsing. Yay Alucard!

Fav Character: Gaara! He's so cute- I mean, deadly! Envy, he... well I don't really know what to say about him. He's just automatically awesome. He has cool hair. Hidan is pretty awesome too.

Well it's been random, and I'm gonna leave now. Good luck in life. You're gonna need it.

Update: You wanna know something sad? I have over 90+ hits on my fanfic Midnight Snack yet I only have 6 reviews... how dissapointing.


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Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 226 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
pan tostado by BisquickBismarck reviews
no, axel. that is not awesome. [riku.axel][crack][drabble][revised: 20.7.06]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Axel, Riku - Complete
Midnight Snack reviews
A quest for a snack goes horribly wrong. A Kankuro! Fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kankuro - Complete