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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Do you know what I just figured out? In Dragon Ball, at the end, Goku and Vegeta used earrings to fuse together by putting one in Goku's left ear and the other in Vegeta's right. You know what that means? Vegeta's Goku's uke! ZOMG!!

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Hi! waves madly You don't know me, I'm not mental or anything but here is some stuff you never knew, or particularly wanted to know, about me!

Gender: Male

I live in: New Zealand

Orientation: Gay. There now, that settles the basic boring crap. You may call me Flamey (everyone does and if the don't, they should! menacing glare). I wrote a fanfic! Yay for me! I love yaoi and my favourite pairings are (in no particular order): GaaraxSasuke, GaaraxNeji, HakuxGaara, ItachixKakashi, IrukaxKakashi, SasukexSai but my favourite is definitely SasukexNaruto. I'm not sure why but I just like the idea of polar opposites to be together and for Naruto to melt the icy shield covering the kind and warm personality we just know Sasuke has deep down. Under fifteen feet of pure white snow. giggles

My favourite Bands are: Placebo, Nightwish, Emilie Autumn, Nine Inch Nails, The Tea Party, Pearl Jam, The Cranberries, The Doors, System of a Down, The Red Hot Chili Peppers (Before By the way mainly), Crash Test Dummies, 7 Mary 3, Alice in Chains, Type O Negative, Rob Zombie and the list goes on.

Favourite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Hana Kimi, Hellsing, Black Cat, xxxHolic, Card Captor Sakura, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Loveless, Vampire Knight, Jisatsu Sakuru, Akumetsu, Shaman King, Fairy Tail, Dragon Ball. I also like a large array of random yaoi animes like Ai no Kusabi, Sensitive Pornograph, Papa to Kiss in the Dark, Gravitation, Boku no Sexual Harrassment, Naruto (Gyahahahahahahahahahaha!)

Likes: Yaoi, Writing, Reading, Using Capitals inappropriately, Listening to Music, The colour Black, Animals, Sarcasm, Cynicism, Sleeping, Watching movies, Cooking/baking and making people feel better.

Dislikes: Religious nutcases, Preps, Emos, anyone under the age of 25 claiming to be a goth, My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Fall out boy, any other bands I dub as emo, People who don't like anime or trash talk it, racism, sexism and anyone who finds homosexuality offensive.

So, hope you read and enjoy my stories!

Movie quotes:

The Princess Bride

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something - Westley

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die! - Inigo -

Haha! You fool! You fell victim for one of the classic plunders, the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this; never go against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! - Vizzini (No idea how to spell that) -

Drop Dead Fred

Mother: And the prince held the girl in his arms and said: "Will you marry me?". "Yes," she whispered. "I will be your princess."

Five-year-old Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Mother: Of course Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: How do you know?

Mother: Because, the princess was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.

Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.

Wayne's World 1

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life until that night. Why is it, that if one man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, but if a man kills another man in the heat of passion, it's called murder? - Glen

You know, I once thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored - Wayne

Stacey: hands Wayne present Happy anniversary!

Wayne: Stacey, we broke up two months ago.

Stacey: Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out.

Wayne: Well it does actually.

Stacey: Aren't you going to open your present?

Wayne: If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.

Stacey: Open it.

Wayne: Opens present What is it?

Stacey: It's a gun-rack!

Wayne: A gun rack? A gun rack? Cha right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns to necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

Stacey: You don't like it, fine. You know, if you're not careful, Wayne, you're gonna lose me! Marches off holding gun rack

Wayne: I lost you two months ago! We broke up! Get the net!

Stacey: Hey Garth. I'm worried about Wayne. You know what I think it is?

Garth: That you're mental?

Stacey: laughs You know him best. What do you think I should do?

Garth: Get over it, go out with somebody else.

Wayne's World 2

I was in a place like this once. Sri Lanka, formally Ceylon, two o'clock in the morning, looking for five thousand brown, peanut M'n'Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. Then Jeff Beck (no idea what the name is so go with it) pops his head round the door and mentions this little sweet shop on the edge of town. So, we go, and, it's closed. So there's me and Keith Moon and David Crosby breaking into this little sweet shop, right? But instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger! I managed to take the tiger out with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, now that's a different story all together. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. But, in the end, we got the M'n'Ms and Ozzy went on stage, and did a great show. - Del Preston

Naruto

Not just for stealing my most gorgeous gourmet meal...Or calling me a fatass...Most importantly...I won't forgive anyone that...INSULTS MY BEST FRIEND!! - Chouji

You feeble minded old man! Give me back my arms! - Orochimaru

Cry. Yell. Grow angry. Fight back. Do whatever you want. I choose to sit here quietly - Sai

She's strong...And scary...I bet she's single - Kabuto

(Okay I'm stopping this now as I'm pretty sure no one is even going to read all this crap)

Lyric Quotes:

And them's the breaks for we designer fakes, we need to concentrate on more than meets the eye.- Twenty Years - Placebo

This is not a black and white world, to be alive I say the colours must swirl and I believe that maybe today, we will appreciate the beauty of grey.- The Beauty Of Grey - Live

Don't try to look so wise, don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'cause you will hate yourself in the end. - Wind - Akeboshi.

She swore she heard the voice of Jesus, telling her it was wrong to keep it. And one more thing, it looked like me, back when it breathed, rest in peace. Until the rapture comes to meet us. - Rapture - Hurt.

You are one of god's mistakes, you crying tragic waste of skin. - Song To Say Goodbye - Placebo

The ocean is full, 'cause everyone's crying. The full moon is looking for friends at high tide. The sorrow grows bigger when the sorrow's denied I only know my mind. I am mine. - I Am Mine - Pearl Jam

Oh how I wish, for soothing rain; all I wish is to dream again. My loving heart, lost in the dark; for hope I'd give my everything - Nemo - Nightwish

You're gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact. You're gonna end up hooked on smack and then you're gonna die! - Life's Gonna Suck - Dennis Leary

I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down down and the flames went higher and it burns, burns burns, the ring of fire. The ring of fire - The Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash.

Grey would be the colour, if I had a heart - Something I Can Never Have - Nine Inch Nails

In my world, love is for poets. Never the famous balcony scene. Just a dying faith on the Heaven's gate - Swanheart - Nightwish.

I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor, if I couldn't count on men to slap my ass anymore. - Thank God I'm Pretty - Emilie Autumn.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

I am also co-founder of POYT (People's Organization of Yaoiish Tendancies) Please write "I am a proud follower of POYT!" if you like yaoi. Especially if you love yaoi and if you are a yaoi fangirl then it's your obligation to support us! Viva la POYT!

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Breaking Boys by Aiko Kohanako reviews
This is Naruto set in present day, attending college. It has a different tone from my other stories. Rated for content, language, future situations, and yaoi/gay love. Much more hard core than my other stories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
kibitionist by Dharc Ness reviews
A certain brown haired boy likes to show off, and a certain blonde haired boy likes to watch...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,689 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
To Admire the Sinful by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sequel to 'To adore the Hellish'. Will getting back together with Gaara only cause the same problems Naruto had to deal with in high school? Oh no, these problems are on a much bigger and public scale! GaaraNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Only Silence by vernajast reviews
Iruka is never mission sex. That was what Genma had told Kakashi. How did he know? Angst, debauchery, friendships, and a happy ending. I'm horrid at summaries, but I promise it's a good story...Eventual KakaIru but others leading to it. Past YonKa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,128 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Dead Boy's Poem by Kellye G reviews
UNFINISHED! Hm... Depressing? Well, I can't really explain the story. It's NaruGaa, I can tell you that. A bit on the emotional, girly side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
pending by Kellye G reviews
UNFINISHED! Raito and L get married, then they have three beautiful children! Of course, what would life be without creepy neighbours and crazy vampires? Full summary inside. There's mpreg, cross-overs, OCs, and people who think Raito isn't gay.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Light Y., L
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost Enough by Kellye G reviews
AU After taking the fall for Sasuke, Itachi killed their entire family, brutally stabbing his father to death. He's sent to an asylum, and Sasuke is sent to live with Dr.Hyuuga and his family. Years later, Sasuke tells Itachi about his engagement...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consequences by Taita reviews
Plauged by a demon, Naruto is sent away to boarding school. Love, comfort, sex, worship, revenge, all are reasons for starting a relationship, but which is the right one? Warnings and Ratings included in chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,538 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The child named Demon by Yellow kiwi reviews
Gaara's life is far from normal. His father puts him through alot of pain, while his siblings try to ignore that fact. But when Gaara meets the new kid in school things start to change. For the better or worse? Read and find out. Yaoi, NaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,663 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
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Teenage Angst reviews
Gaara is the new kid at Konoha High. He has to cope with an abusive father and other problems. Warning: Contains yaoi, character death, violence and rape. It's still happy though! Pairings NejiGaa, SasuNaru and more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,901 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Cathartik reviews
Gaara is the outcast at Konoha high, yet seems to have caught the attention of the school's most popular boy; Uchiha Sasuke. Will he find true love with Sasuke? A story of lust, loss and love. AU high school fic. Warning: Contains yaoi lemony goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,484 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Gaara
Strange Attractions reviews
A Crack fic courtcase between Naruto and Sasuke over the rights to their children. Contains yaoi lemons, mpreg and cussing. Don't read if this offends you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Like Yoghurt and Strawberries reviews
Hinata finds herself lacking and so looks within herself and does some muchneeded asserting. Written for Kellye's birthday. Pure Fluff. Oneshot. Mild Shojo ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
My Kashichan reviews
Itachi visits Kakashi at night. Fluffy smut, only slightly pointless. Yaoi lemon. KakaIta. Oneshot lemony goodness. Written for a friend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete