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 PM . Follow . Favorite Joined 03-10-07, id: 1234711, Profile Updated: 05-29-10
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

victoria ;D

Wow...it's been so long...and fanfiction's changed so much! Hehe, I guess that's what happens when I take a break as long as this.

After looking at my old stories though...no idea. I can't really believe I made those to be honest XD so sadly I probably won't be finishing them...but hopefully I can try again and start submitting new stories on here. Thanks to those who favorited me before; I hope you guys will like the upcoming stories.

Oh, but just so you all know I haven't been keeping up with the Naruto series since I stopped writing, so my knowledge of it is still very limited. If it ever comes up that you want to tell me some things that's been going on I would love to hear and fix it in my stories. Thank you so much ^^

NOW FOR A BRILLIANT MATH LESSON...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

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Start Over reviews
One-shot not that good XD SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quick Kiss reviews
SasuSaku one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forgive Me reviews
Sasusaku eventually. Sasuke cheats on Sakura then tries to get her back. Bad summary I know. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hi, He's Back reviews
Summary: Sasuke came back and finds out Sakura can hold a grudge. ‘Clear’ by Miley Cyrus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love, as Pictured reviews
read if you like. summary inside. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uzumaki Sakura? reviews
Sasuke gets a note from Sakura. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do You Care? reviews
sasusaku Sakura meets Masaki,will Sasuke care? first fic so it won't be that good.I'll say it's T but I don't really know
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete