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Joined 03-10-07, id: 1235017, Profile Updated: 06-15-08
Author has written 7 stories for Simpsons, TV X-overs, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Fairy Tales.

I

Have

Returned!

Not that many people care anyway, but I needed to put something here.

I write humour on here; usually parodies of something. In reality, I just say funny witty things and only write about serious stuff. I say serious stuff on occasion as well.

One of my favourite authors is Douglas Adams, author of The HitchHickers' Guide To The Galaxy. He manages to make you think and laugh at the same time.

If something you read from me sounds familiar, look it up. It may be a quote or line from a song, I tend to do that a lot.

I love music.

This has gotten entirly too lame, so I'll leave the browsing of pointless stories to you. My advice, the newer the better.

-star42430

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Wacked out Christmas Special by cloudthatlookslikeacrown reviews
Now, I don't own Christmas, or anything else in my story. But this is my idea, and I worked hard on it, and the title doesn't even give the best parts away...
Specials - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
The Simpons Meet the Griffins by gamefreak95 reviews
The Simpsons meet the Griffins, basically. No FlamesTrolly Polly, this means you! Please R&R.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2007
How Long Can They Take It? by ImitationPirateShip reviews
What happens when our favorite pirate crew goes camping? Watch Jack's new dance moves, LOTS of maple syrup that tastes like rum, and Norrington acting COOL woah ? All of this and much much more, in one halarious and pretty awkward story.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
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FairyTale Disaster reviews
What happens when you morph together a bunch of classic tales and set them to modern times? Read and see.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008
Simpsons of the Carribbean reviews
Last Time, The Simpson were captured by POTC Pirates. So what happens when Rum loving Jack meets Beer loving Homer?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
Simpson Report 3 reviews
The Simpsons... meet the POTC? find out what happens once reporter star42430 regains consecutivness
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
JackInTheHat reviews
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Late, I know. So what heppens when Jack Sparrow has an online convo. with TheCatInThehat? Let's see... Guest starring Oreo7735 as Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Stuck in schooland the TV reviews
So, Its a boring day in school, when Professor Dumbledore gives me detention. Wait, thats not right...
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007
Simpson's Report 2 reviews
Contineing to report on the town of Springfield, star42430 wakes up after the great glow.. must read first one to understand! Homer left his keys in the door again..!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Simpson Report Part 1 reviews
star42430 is reporting from Springfield, keeping the world or at least fanfic updated on the progress of the town untill the movie
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete