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Joined 03-10-07, id: 1235102, Profile Updated: 01-01-09
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Mortal Instruments.

Hi! You many know me as Marcy from the Lex and Twilighed, or you may not. Either way, I still am ;)

I'm a happily married 26 year old mother of two adorable little boys. I'm currently in the process of writing an original YA Urban Fantasy (or 2 ) but sometimes other author's characters take root in my mind and won't leave me alone until I tinker with them. This had never happened before I read Twilight, and after writing several stories for that fandom, I thought I was over fanfic for good. Enter Cassandra Clare's Mortal instruments series. Jace and Clary have taken up residence in my head, and aren't leaving me any room for my own characters! I hope the move out before NaNoWriMo starts in November!

I most often write from minor character POVs, because it is just such a challenge and a treat to get in their minds, and to look at how the different aspects of the story affect them, as well.

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Definition: Life by Warui-Usagi reviews
After a seemingly permanent seperation from Ian, Wanda is all the more overwhelmed by her emotions and their control over her body. Now, trapped under the constant scrutiny of Comforters and Seekers, she tries hard to hide her secrets…with no real sucess.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ticking Clocks by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
The ticking clock is a slow agonizing count down that reminds Jacob his time to save Bella from a fate worse than death is coming to an end. For now, only in his wildly vivid dreams does he confess his love to her. She needs to know, he needs to tell her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seven by Alaylia reviews
It's been seven years. Seven years since Nessie's birth changed Jacob forever. And now, she's doing it again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,936 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Take by Alaylia reviews
Part 4 of "Need". Jary and Clace experiment with the rune that broke down boundaries.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Take Me on the Floor by BooksAreLove reviews
Simon and Maia have developed a special bond from their experience on Valentine's ship. Will things develop beyond friendship as they spend more time together?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008
Tabula Rasa by Shanne reviews
It’s time for Alec to start anew. He knew it. It’s just… well, he didn’t think a clean slate would be taken so literally. And figuratively as well. Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fluffy by dorothywrites reviews
Christmas!fic. Alec doesn't really celebrate Christmas, but Magnus got him a present and won't take no for an answer. Alec/Magnus. Written for Ari and Marcy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Dialect of Truth by Alaylia reviews
Set after/towards the end of COG. Jace confronts a new reality based on a new truth.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Indulge by Alaylia reviews
Sequel to "Need". Jace and Clary continue to struggle with wanting things they shouldn't.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Midnight Meeting by BooksAreLove reviews
Isabelle meets up with Meliorn in the middle of the night for some special time. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
By Any Other Name by Alaylia reviews
Clary hides in the greenhouse and witnesses the feelings that Jace has been hiding from everyone, including himself.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Fire by Alaylia reviews
At a ball in the Glass City, Jace and Clary dance around their feelings.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Spiders by Belle26 reviews
After a hard day studying, Clary takes a long and well-earned shower. But she's not alone.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by Marcy and Roo reviews
This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Burn Beautiful by kajibot reviews
After Bella is turned, a million problems arise. The werewolves are furious, Victoria is still thirsty for revenge, and suddenly, Edward and Bella's relationship takes an unexpected turn, bringing them somewhere neither of them have gone before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,673 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
In Search of Absolution by BellaEncantada reviews
Takes place during Edward's tracking of Victoria during New Moon. Opens in Texas, ends in Rio de Janiero, Brazil. Rated T just in case for bar scene, mature themes. Some Spanish phrases, dialogue, translations in Chapter Notes. Edward's P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Facade by Warui-Usagi reviews
A series of short stories from the perspective of those friends and family that Bella was forced to leave behind. Have they managed to cope with her absence? And how are their lives progressing without her? Chapter 2 now posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
The Souvenir by blondie AKA robin reviews
During his time away from Carlisle and Esme, Edward encounters someone famous, well infamous. A darker side of Edward... Response to sillybella's President's Day Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Empathy by Warui-Usagi reviews
When you’re an empathetic vampire struggling to maintain the “vegetarian” charade so much more than the rest of your adopted family, sharing a house with a bloodthirsty newborn probably isn’t the best way to cope. Oneshot. Post Eclipse. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Welcome to Breaktown by Likeasunburn reviews
Original fiction & characters, refrences Twilight characters only. Sometimes people use being beautiful to get what they want out of life. Sometimes being beautiful costs a person their life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Greatest of These by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Bella has a dream that leaves her confused. What does it really mean?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Responsibilities by be my escape1 reviews
What is it like for Jacob to know Bella wants to become one of them? “She would already be dead, Jacob. She wouldn’t be the Bella you love. She would be a leech, a soulstealer.” It wasn’t going to end like this. I ran faster, trying to out run my fate an
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,022 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006
Glimmering Girl by shobbs reviews
Taylight Fanfiction Challenge: Just how powerful is the melody of music? After a day spent with Alice, Bella finds love in a band.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Add To Your Hypocrisy by Likeasunburn reviews
Taylight Lexicon Challenge 1. Cullen Closet Hanson Fans: To her, image IS everything.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Mmmett Bop by Incantare reviews
Rosalie's repair work on Emmett's Jeep leads to her discovery of something hidden in the glove box...what are the results? One shot.Taylight Fanfiction Challenge 1. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Crimson Tears by Tee2007 reviews
This is an AU story. Set during CH 10 of New Moon. What if Jacob and the pack hadn't gotten to Bella in time? Will Jacob still be able to save her? Chapter 2 now up! Bella hunts in an unusual way and is Victoria coming for her? Will Alice find her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Africa by katje13 reviews
The Cullens go to Africa to celebrate Emmett and Rosalie's 2nd wedding... chaos ensues. Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT! Stephenie Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007
Awakenings by pelirroja reviews
Carlilse and Esme, how did it all begin?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
Mother's Day 1986 by Tee2007 reviews
Esme's Mother's Day with the Cullens 20 years ago. Dedicated to all the wonderful mothers out there.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Shell by Warui-Usagi reviews
AU: Jacob couldn’t have been more right. He knew this would happen. There really was nothing left of Bella anymore…at least, not of the girl he once knew and loved. Something else had taken control of her body: cold, cruel and horrible as it was…Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Black Moon by Tee2007 reviews
New Moon told in Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/2/2007
New Moon Karaoke by LindaRoo reviews
The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
The Darkest Days by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
From the moment he picked her up off the blood laden ballet studio floor, it was a race to save her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
An Angel's Torment by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
Edward's thoughts and fears come out while he watches Bella sleep. What does the monster inside him have to say? Can he accept Bella's fate of becoming a cold one? Angst & Fluff. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
For you, My Love by kajibot reviews
Their love was clearly invincible. Nothing could ever come between them, not even death. So, what happens when one day, Edward learns that no matter what he does, he cannot save her. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Emmett and the Motorcycle by MidnightWalking reviews
New Moon spoiler somewhat. Now that Charlie knows about Bella's motorcycle, what will she do with it? Read and find out. The final chapter is ready for reading and reviewing. Information added story from Emmett's PoV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Chasing You by Warui-Usagi reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's made her choice. And Jacob's made his. She's trying to let everything go. And he's fighting with everything he has to hold on. BxExJ. Complete. Winner of Best Future fic at the Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,140 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Epiphany by MidnightWalking reviews
A oneshot of Emmett after he learns Bella is dead, and what happens when he finds out Rosalie called Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Emmett - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
The Chasm Between by Alphie reviews
Edward watches Bella as she sleeps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Relax reviews
Magnus helps Alec unwind. Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fearless reviews
How the scene at Luke's might have played out if Magnus hadn't so effectively halted Alec's confession the day Clary created the Fearless rune. Implied Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Right Jolly Old Elf reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Bridges of Stone reviews
Alec finds himself where he never thought he would be...back at Magnus's door.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Of Illusions and Fairy Tales reviews
In Idris Clary reflects on the events of the past, and Jace helps her discover what the future might hold. Jace/Clary. Set after Chapter 1 of City of Glass
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Perchance to Dream reviews
Jace has promised to be a brother, and only a brother to Clary. He intends to keep that promise, but in the private confines of his mind, he can see her as he longs to. Oneshot. Jace/Clary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Where's The Love? reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Quiet Lamentations reviews
What are the minor characters of the story feeling and thinking during pivotal scenes? Get inside their heads and hear the unsung sorrows and joys that percolate there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
Spinning Wheels reviews
The Reflections of Billy Black. How does it feel to be so involved in the situation, yet so helpless to better it? This will be a series of oneshots from Billy's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/22/2007
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