Greetings, small and insignificant person! You have permission to bask in my glorious glow!

In other words: Hi! Nice to meet you!

Well goodness me, how boring my old profile was. But I've redecorated.

Some stuff about me

Name: It varies from "Chugsy" to "Lulu" depending on who(m?) I'm with, and my mood. Hence my annoyingly vague and indecisive penname.

Age: It keeps changing...

Current location: The computer, in my house.

As a fanficcer...

I love romance fics. What?! I'm a teenage girl! I like funny stories too. I very rarely read scary or sad fics.

At the moment I mostly read Marauders-era HP fics. I ships James/Lily and Remus/Sirius...which is just masochistic because I am painfully in love with Sirius to the point of banning my friends from saying "serious".

I also read Phantom of the Opera (Erik/Christine all the way), Artemis Fowl (undecided ship-wise) Casson Family (so adorable! Why has no-one read these?) Twilight (pointedly ignores Breaking Dawn) and occasionally Shakespeare or Little Women.

I have a very vague idea of a multi-chaptered MWPP fic.

I am not a very good reviewer...

I am a Grammar Nazi.

And...

I like dancing, speaking other languages, most types of music, nature (how sappy that sounds), the number 22, and chocolate. A lot.

All my copy-and-paste thingies

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (I've done it on horseback, too. Not one of my finer moments. The stupid horse was fine; I still have the scar.)

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Brooksilver, Catland Creator, HollyluvsArty, Pepper Lemon, Second Daughter of Eve, TheManyFacesOfMe (So many guys...most of whom are fictional. How embarrassing.)

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. (Yep, got lots of them, too!)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (All the flipping time! And usually when I'm carrying something breakable.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Well I highly doubt this statistic is part of the 23 per cent that aren't made up...but the point is I'm totally clean, and proud.)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe (As if!). Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off (Definitely!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Well, no!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you don’t have much luck with technology copy this into your profile. (Absolutely. I shriek and hide whenever my computer does something I don't understand. Which is often. As my poor family and friends have found out.)

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. (Ah, there are worse things to be addicted to.)

If you have ever purposefully done something like pushing a door labelled "pull", just so you could copy and paste the appropriate sentence into your profile...copy and paste this sentence into your profile!

Currently...

Reading: Jules and Jim, Watership Down, and The Hobbit.

Listening to: Lots of soundtracks like Chicago and Lord of the Rings.

Wishing: That I could fly. That I was prettier. For world peace (and now I feel horrible because I wrote about my looks first). That I could actually write something.

If you've actually bothered to read down to here, have a medal!