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Joined 03-11-07, id: 1235715, Profile Updated: 08-16-09
Author has written 50 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X-2, and Kingdom Hearts.

stopping at a drive thru order box

Voice: Welcome to Muse in the Box; may I take your order?

Me: Yeah, I'll like one inspiration for a story for Reno and Yuffie, with a side of sex and a beach. And...um, let's see. No onions. Cheese fries and a diet vanilla Coke.

Voice: That's one Reno and Yuffie story with sex and a beach, 86 the onions, cheese fries and a Diet Coke with vanilla. Is that all for you today?

Reno: I want a Kinky Meal! They have free sex toys in them!

Me (sighing): And one Kinky Meal for a manchild.

Voice: That'll be 1,500 braincells. Please pull around to the first window. Thank you!

Later that day...

Me: Hey Reno...I meant to ask you...what was your free sex toy in your Kinky Meal?

Reno (grinning): This...a vibrating cock ring.

Me: SWEET! How does it work?

Reno: Great! Yuffie really liked it and me...well...heh heh.

Me: Details are not necessary. I already have an image in my head. So, what other toys come in the Kinky Meals?

Reno: Let's see, they have a French Tickler...

Me: Nice.

Reno: A 10 inch, 5 speed vibrator...

Me: Yeah...sweet.

Reno: A butt plug for the yaoi enthusiasts...

Me: Um...gross...but sweet...

Reno: And of course, a Diving Dolphin.

Me: Wow! And I can collect all five?!

Reno: Sure! Hey, let's visit Muse in the Box today!

Me: Okay!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Okay...hi. I'm AmazonTurk. You probably remember me from such writings as Sephiroth's Network, Bad Puns, Of Voodoo Dolls and Fortune Cookies, and my continuing work What Happens in Costa del Sol.

So, a little bit about myself...I'm weird. Yup. Pure and simply weird. My Muses consist of really cute fairy people who fraternize with the likes of Reno, Rude, Rufus, Vincent and sometimes Sephiroth. Reno has a tendency to get them drunk...

Reno: Hey! I do not force the tequilla down their throats! I simply offer and they drink it like freakin' water deprived hippos!

Me: And then you try to take advantage of them...

Reno: I can't help it if I'm dead sexy and they can't keep their sweet little inspired paws off of my sexy body.

Me: Okay, why did you just adopt the accent of Fat Bastard right there?

Reno: Dunno.

Me: Oy. Anyway...yeah, see? I'm weird. But I've come to find out that this place is a sanctuary for the weird such as myself. I have met many disturbed (and by disturbed, I mean gifted) individuals on here, just like myself and it makes me smile that...I'm not alone. Not anymore.

Reno: RIP OFF!! You just stole Cloud's line at the end of AC!!

Me: RENO!! BLOW ME!!

Reno: cough Plagerism cough

Me: Anyway...I have an almost two year old daughter who is completely obsessed with AC and will scream until she get's to "watch Tifa again!" Which I think is cute. Oh, and her favorite thing to say (that she repeated from me) is "Vincent's sexy!"

Reno: BWAH HA HA HA! Vincent has a two year old lusting after him! BWAH HA HA!!

Me: She doesn't lust! She's only two! Besides, she's just repeating after me!

Reno: BWAH HA HA!! Vincent has a twenty-eight year old lusting after him! BWAH HA HA!

Vincent: And that's a problem...how?

Me: HA! (sticking tongue out at Reno) Bite me, Turk boy! Thanks Vincent.

Vincent: A pleasure.

Me: Anyway, I hope you guys like my work. If I get out of line...sorry. Just doing what the Muses (drunk they may be) tell me to do. Yeah, so review my stuff because my ego is hungry and needs to be fed. SEE YA!

July 18, 2007

Voice: Welcome to Muse in the Box; may I take your order?

Me (screaming): Reno, if you do not shut the fuck up, I'm going to turn this car around and drive your ass back to work!

Reno: You're a mean Mommy!

Me: I'm not your Mommy, dammit! If I was, I would so put you up for adoption!

Voice: Uh...may I take your order?

Me: Oh...heh heh...hi. Yeah...let's see...ummm...I need a really steamy lemon for Tseng and Elena with extra sensuality and sexual magnetism...

Reno: If it's for Tseng you better get something to pry that stick outta his ass.

Me: SHUT UP! Okay, uh, some chili cheese fries and a Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper.

Reno: I want a KINKY MEAL!

Me: And one fucking Kinky Meal, dammit!

Voice: Okay...I have a really steam lemon for Tseng and Elena with extra sensuality and sexual magnetism, an order of chili cheese fries, a Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper, and one Kinky Meal. Is that Kinky Meal for a boy or a girl?

Me: Either...he has no preference.

Reno: HEY!

Voice: Okay! That'll be 2200 brain cells! Please pull around to the first window.

Me (driving to the window): Reno, so help me, the next time I get you food, it will be poisoned.

Reno: You're just pissed off that the hot guy at the car wash thought my ass was better than yours.

Me: SHUT UP!

Voice (now a person): Here you are! Have a great day!

Me (throwing Reno's Kinky Meal at him): What'd you get as your sex toy?

Reno (rumaging in box): Wicked sweet! Bondage gear!!

Me: Hmmm...they must have switched themes. Cool. (taking a drink) DAMMIT! This is not Diet!! Can this day get any worse?

Reno: I gotta go potty!

Me: DAMMIT!!


November 1, 2007

Oh...my...GOD!! McDonald's stole my idea for sex toys in the Happy Meals! I went and got my daughter a four-piece chicken McNugget Happy Meal yesterday and they now have the new Bee Movie toys. Guess what was her toy?! A grasshopper looking thing with a LONG NOSE and you turn this dial on him and he VIBRATES!! They put a vibrator in my daughter's Happy Meal! They are giving away (cheap) sex toys! I am laughing my ass off over here!!

Reno (pouting): I want one!

Me: You have all of the ones from Muse in the Box! They don't have McDonald's wear you are.

Reno: They don't?

Me: No, it's like McShinRa's or Rufus King or Mako Burger or something like that.

Reno: Damn. You get all the good restaurants.

Me: But you get materia and summons and really cool weapons and sexy villains and you get PAID to kill people. I answer phones.

Reno: Sucks to be you. Want to move in with me?

Me: ...okay! (moves to Edge)


February 11, 2008

ATTENTION FAN ARTISTS!!

I have a dire need for someone with exceptional artistic talent to do some fan art for my fics! PLEASE! I would love to pay you, but alas, I'm a starving fanfiction writer. Well, not starving...I do have a day job. I just moonlight in Squeenix Land. Anyway, I propose an exchange...if someone would be willing to create some art for me, I will reward you with one-shots of your chosing. A fic for a pic! And when I make it big in fiction/movies/RPGs (the last one could come true...I have a friend...), I will remember you! Any type of fic, I'll write it for an exceptionally good pic. I'm not talking stick figures or stuff my pre-pubescent cousins can create. I'm talking ART! I have physical descriptions for my OC's, but I want paper and ink representation. As for the fics, I'll even do yaoi/yuri/pro-Aeris(th). I've never written any of those, but I'm willing to do it for the pics. If you're interested in the 'AmazonTurk Fic for a Pic!' offer, please PM me! Thanks, Sentients! Peace out!


AT's Log; FanFic Date, February 26, 2008:

Ugh. My Muses have decided to abandon me. I hardly have any inspiration to write this profile update. Hmmm...what always gets my Muse Mojo going? Ah ha! Conversations With The Red-Head!

Reno: Sup?

AT: Sup?

Reno: How's it goin'?

AT: It's not.

Reno: Oh? Sup?

AT: No inspiration.

Reno: (flashes AT) Better?

AT: (blinks) What am I looking at?

Reno: Oh no you didn't!

Rude: I believe she did.

AT: (glomps Rude) Sup, Sexy?

Rude: Not Reno, obviously.

AT: (snickers at Reno in the cold)

Reno: You really are not nice.

AT: I know this.

Okay, conversation with red-head ended up being insulting of red-head. Guess what I have in my cubicle at work? Yes, I work in a cubicle. I was promoted from receptionist to Sale's Assistant, so I get my own cube in the Sales Department Collective. Anyway, as you can tell, I'm...odd. Eccentric, even. Okay, I'm just weird. So, in my cubicle, I have a plethora of oddities. 1) A five headed dragon incense burner. I named the heads; Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz and Cloud, or Sephy and The Puppets; 2) A styrofoam skull with a cigarette in it's mouth. It's an anti-smoking message. You know, you smoke, you gonna DIE. 3) Bondage Bear. I am proud of Bondage Bear. Remember in my fic 'Caged Canary' in the outtake reel where Kuja said I was evil and I told him I punched a CareBear? Well, not only did I punch said CareBear, I put black electrical tape over its eyes, over it's tummy and tied its hands and feet together. And these are the items that reside in my cubicle. Oh, and on my background, I have the ShinRa Electric Power Company logo displayed proudly. My bosses think I'm a member of a cult or a coven or something. (snickers) What they don't know can work to my advantage. And my screensaver says 'This Screen Saver Has Been Sponsored by the Society to Promote the Consumption of Bovine Discharge. Got Milk?'

I know. I'm so cool.


AT's Log, FanFic Date, March 29, 2008:

TMI time. One week out of the month, I HATE being a girl. And this is that week. So, to appease the PMS gods, I offer this sacrifice of homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. (places offering of cookies on PS2 Alter) Oh, divine PMS gods, if thou wishest for me to devour this plate of super yummy and delicious homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, give me absolutely no sign at all. (no sign is given) Thy will be done.

Reno: Hey! I want some cookies.

AT: Back off, Bitch! THEY'RE MINE!!

Reno (taking out EMR): Oh, Bitch...it's on like Donkey Kong!!

AT: What the FUCK!!

(we assume fighting stance and THE BATTLE FOR THE COOKIES BEGINS!!)

AT: Fire 3!!

Reno: REFLECT!!

AT: AAAAHHHH!! Oh HELL no!! I summon...IFRIT!!

Reno: SHIT!! Ow ow ow ow ow ow!! Cure 2!!

AT: I summon...Bahamut!!

Reno: Regeneration!!

AT: I summon...Shiva!!

Reno: Damn!! How much MP do you have?!

AT: 9,999,999,999 and I stole something from FF-X where all my magic and summons are only 1 MP.

Reno: SHIT!!

Rude: MORTAL KOMBAT!!

Reno/AT: What the FUCK?!

Rude (shrugging): I felt left out, so...MORTAL KOMBAT!!

Me: Bio 3!!

Reno: I'm poisoned!! Ow...okay, I summon...ow! I summon...ow! I summon...ow! I summon...

AT: Get on with it!!

Reno: Ow!! I summon, Ixion!!

AT: That's from FF-X, you idiot!

Reno (grinning): You can steal, so can I!! THUNDAGA!!

AT (absorbing the attack): Lightening absorb...ha ha!!

Reno: SON OF A BITCH!! OW!!

AT: I'm just gonna attack your ass!! Actually...pilfer gil!!

Reno: You are so cheating...LANCET!!

AT (laughing): You just learned Menstrual Cycle!!

Reno: FUCK!! I'm bleeding vaginally! OW!

Rude: MORTAL KOMBAT!!

Reno: OW!!

AT: Kay, I'm gonna switch weapons now...PIKACHU! I choose you!!

Reno/Rude: What the FUCK!!

AT (shrugging and crying): I'm hormonal, okay?

Reno: Whatever...ow!!

AT: Pikachu...quick attack!!

Pikachu: PI--KA--CCHUUUU!!

Reno: Waterga!!

Pikachu: (dies)

AT (dropping to knees): NNNNOOOOO!!

Reno: Regeneration...ow...and esuna...hehe...doublecast.

AT: Riiight. Gyshal greens!

Reno: I'm not a freakin' chocobo!!

AT: Oh...right.

Reno: Oy! EMR to the ass!

AT: OW!! I summon...Seymour Guado!!

Reno: He's not a summon! He's a dead maester!!

AT: HORMONAL!!

Seymour: Death awaits you.

Rude: FINISH HIM!!

Reno (dies)

AT (jumping up and down): I win! The cookies are mine!!

Rude: MORTAL KOMBAT!

Seymour: Death awaits you.

Rude (dies)

AT: Cookies! Cookies, the cookies are mine!!

Seymour: Death awaits you.

AT (dies)

Seymour (eating cookies): Ummm...not bad.

(walks away)


AT's Log, FanFic Date, June 28, 2008:

So, I'm laughing my ass off over here because of my poll. Two people think my OC Kandi sucks! I think it's cool, because it means she's like a real character. She's got some fans, she's got some haters. Righteous! Everyone's entitled to their opinion, so if you think she sucks, cool.

Kandi: What?! Who thinks I suck?!

AT: It's an anonymous poll, Kandi. I don't know.

Kandi: We'll just see about that (proceeds to hack into fan fiction site)

AT: (sighs) Anyway, if you haven't voted, please do. If you have...thanks! There is a method to my madness here, so rest assured, those who care, you'll learn the reason for it soon enough. In the meantime, scroll down and check out some of the fics my loved/hated OC is featured in. Also, I am collaborating a fic with dantesdarkqueen and teh maniac entitled What Might Have Been. It explores the events after Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity IF Sephiroth, Zack and Cloud had never gone to Nibelheim. Check it out! It's a pretty damn cool fic! Laterz!


AT's Log, FanFic Date, July 26, 2008:

So, I had my ten-year high school reunion two weeks ago. It was kinda lame, but it was still good to see everyone again. Anyway, I got voted 'Most Changed'! How hilarious is that?! Funny what cutting your hair and poking a couple holes in your head will do, huh? Yeah, but I have changed a lot in ten years. (That's depressing.)

Reno: You're old!

AT: (sighing) I know. (pitches face forward onto the desk)

Also, I got promoted at work, which is why I haven't been updating as much. So sorry for that. Yeah, I'm training to be an Account Manager. Nice, huh? Real grown up sounding job. The facts all point to it...I am now...an adult. (cries)

Reno: You're old!

AT: You're pixels!

Reno: (gasping) I...I am?

AT: Yep. You can be deleted with a virus or simple key sequence, Buddy Boy.

Reno: That's depressing.

AT: Shall we be depressed together?

Reno: (curls into fetal position) Yeah.

AT: (curls up beside Reno and sings 'Time of Your Life' by Green Day) Class song.

Reno: You ARE old.

AT: (begins to press 'Delete' button)

Reno: I'll be good.


AT's Log, FanFic Date, October 4, 2008:

(author stalks through her list of fics, trying to find a particular OC of hers. Finally spots head of red-streaked brown hair.)

AT: YOU!

Kandi: (turns around and glares at her creator) You wanna take me to the gay bar?

AT: I...what?

Kandi: That's how the song starts. 'You! I wanna take you to the gay bar! I wanna take you to the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!'

Reno: (pops head in) Can I come, too?

AT: No! No bars. She can't go to bars because she's pregnant...

Kandi: True that.

AT: ...and so am I!

Reno: What?!

Kandi: (paling) It's not mine!

AT: Don't be ridiculous. I know who the father is. Same guy I've been with for six years.

Kandi: Ha! I've been with Rude for nearly ten years.

AT: Funny. You've only existed for about a year.

Kandi: And still...we have back stories to pull from.

AT: I really hate OC's sometimes.

Kandi: I'm your brain child.

AT: I worry about my brain.

Kandi: So...how far along are we?

AT: I'm five weeks along. I'd say you're a little further than that. But...I may correspond our pregnancies to make life easier in my poor hormonal state.

Reno: That is, if she starts writing again.

AT: I'm trying! Pregnancy hormones are worse than meth for Muses.

Kandi: Whatever. I'm hungry. Later bitches.

Reno: (turns to AT) So...is the kid mine?

AT: (snorts) You wish. (walks away)

So, readers...yes, I am pregnant. Woot! My plan work perfectly. I knocked up my OC, and that triggered my own pregnancy. Mwah ha ha! My evil plan worked. Now, if my plan to shift the power of Squeenix charactors to my own hands proves successful, I will then attempt to take over the world! Because I have learned the way to do that. The world is primarily ran by straight men. So, in order to get to them, I need something that will make their minds mush. And what is that secret weapon, you may ask? L3581an pr0nz! Oh hells yeah. The world...will be MINE!


AT's Log, FanFic Date, November 24, 2008:

Bondage Bear has a friend! Her name is Dominatrix Bear (Cheer Bear). She has a black electrical tape corset complete with riding crop! She's hot! Also, I have a secret admirer/stalker at work who keeps leaving me gifts in my cubicle. First gift was a gargoyle figurine. I named him Vincent. Second gift was a set a miniture katanas, three of them. They are displayed on Sephy and the Puppets. Third gift was today; another gargoyle inspired piece. This one is an oil burner. I have no idea who this person is, but...they give me things so...meh. Keep 'em coming, Baby!

Funny thing is...everyone knows I'm married and knocked up. Kinda wierd, ya? Oh wellz! Everyone have a great Thanksgiving! I will be in Tennessee starting Wednesday, so...probably no updates...but you're all used to that, right? >_


AT's Log, FanFic Date, June 14, 2009:

OMG...I haz more Spawnz now! o_0 For those of you who didn't know (or care...whatever, meh), I had my baby on May 23rd. A little girl named Kami. She's pretty darn cute, too! So, horrayz for me, my belly is (somewhat) gone!

Oh and yayz also, I updated O:A! W00T en stuff! Ahem...okay, let's be a little more mature. Hello. How are you? I'm fine, thank you.

So, hopefully, I'm back. I still have three weeks left of maternity leave, so if Spawn #1 and Spawn #2 cooperate, I will hopefully be inspired to write some more. I miss my Turks. I miss ordering them around and sending them on silly missions. And I miss Reno's ass. It's a fine ass. Let us bask in Reno's assy glory.

bask, bask Okay, I'm good. No. Wait. bask There we go! bask One more for good bask measure. bask

Okay, yeah...and away we go!

bask


AT's Log, FanFic Date, August 16, 2009:

I'm beginning to hate this site and some of those who inhabit it.

That is all.

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Adjusting by dantesdarkqueen reviews
It's been a few days since they moved in together. But there's always that pesky adjustment period when it comes to combining households... Ties in with AmazonTurk's fics and mine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
At Last by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Finally, he's ready to show her how he feels. CloTi, lemony goodness abounds!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Need you, Want you, Miss you, Love you by RenzokukenZ reviews
Giftfic for Aranae. Songfic of Daft Punk's "Something About Us" Cloud has something to confess to Tifa, but things don't go as planned. R&R. No Cloud bashing in reviews!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Guys Night In by RenzokukenZ reviews
Giftfic for MysticSpiritus. This is what happens when you leave the guys from the game alone in one place with their own minds to entertain them. Not a yaoi, so don't get your hopes up. R&R. Flame and die. Possible OOC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
7 by Serenitychan13 reviews
This is a bit of a poem from Reno's POV to Yuffie. It's a side piece to AmazonTurk's What Happens In Costa del Sol. Hope you like it! Flamers will be referred to Rude and Joel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Don't Drink the Hot Cocoa by MysticSpiritus reviews
SLATRF offshoot. There's something wrong when your wife drugs your morning cup of hot chocolate. Beware the weird humor!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Look to the Future by Kd Zeal reviews
Side-story to Operation: Assassination. Magni and Rufus on a roof-top at night. Short oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Rufus - Complete
Turk Spawn Story Night? by RenzokukenZ reviews
TSMN hosted by Renzo and Shirah. Minus the Movie part. R&R.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Movie Night with the Innocent Lambs by MysticSpiritus reviews
Turk Spawn Movie Night hosted by Nilto and Randak. Complete with taboo topics and a surprise phonecall. Surprise doesn't always mean good either.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Grief, Hate, and Madness by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Grief becomes self-loathing. Self-loathing becomes hate. Hate becomes madness... It's a race against time as Zack and Co. work to find Akalara before it's too late, and an ex-girlfriend has her revenge. Formerly "Meet the Parents." MysticSpiritus' AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,104 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Zack F. - Complete
Weapons and Onesies by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Giftfic for AmazonTurk. K&K and Zack & Ak go shopping for their babies! But Kandi and Zack don't like the looks of this place... Takes place several months after "Grief, Hate, and Madness."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Zack F. - Complete
Cute Little Nosy Menaces by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Picture this: Saturday night. You're alone with the person you love. Incense wafts through the air. Silk sheets grace the bed. You're all set to make sweet love... But there's an intruder of the cute, fuzzy variety. Giftfic for MysticSpiritus. SephXOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
Have I Ever Steered You Wrong? by taggerung0254 reviews
Vincent is having to deal with many uncomfortable things, such as friends, conversations and love advice from a demon. Yuffentine, from both Yuffie's and Vincent's POV. Rated for language and adult situations.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,708 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Movie Night by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Giftfic for MysticSpiritus, one of two. It's Turk Spawn Movie Night at Akalara's apartment! What, oh, what could possibly go wrong with seven kids when there are two adult Turks watching them? What indeed...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Like Mother, Like Daughter by dantesdarkqueen reviews
They say parents raise their children they way they themselves were raised, since that was the only model they knew. How hard can it be to break the chain and be a better parent than your own? OCs, based on AmazonTurk's "Operation: Assassination"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Shower Songs by MysticSpiritus reviews
Giftfic for The Sacred and Profane. Reno hears his lover singing an interesting tune in the shower.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Tifa L., Reno - Complete
Homecoming by rameau reviews
A Spin Off for AmazonTurks Operation: Assassination. What will happen when a new recruit gets a mysterious phone call and fails to notify her fellow Turks of her absence?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Movie Night and Horny Pirates by MysticSpiritus reviews
Giftfic for AmazonTurk. Rude and Kandi have a seaworthy adventure ... kind of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Rude - Complete
Missing Effects by The Sacred and Profane reviews
Reno has lost his EMR. Who could be responsible? Reno/Yuffie oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Horrors in the Bridal Shop by MysticSpiritus reviews
AU centric. Three pregnant ladies and their boss muse over the men and their growing bellies.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Seed by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Cloud and Tifa want a baby. But Cloud is infertile. To get a baby, Cloud tells Tifa to have sex with as many men as possible until she gets pregnant. But when she does, who's the father? What are the men's reactions when they find out thetruth?AU EXPLICIT
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tifa L.
The Shoopuf in the Room by PrettyGothGirl reviews
RG: Rikku and Gippal conveniently meet and both are thinking about the same thing, but they aren't talking about it.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
Defiled! by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Request-fic for teh manic. Three guys, a bottle, and a game of Truth or Dare. What heinous events shall be set in motion? Ties in with "Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity". Rated for nudity and mouthy jerks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Big Date by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Valentine's Day sucks when you can't spend it with the one you love. But romance is not the only type of love out there... Ties in with AmazonTurk's Operation:Assassination" A day late, but hey, it's still really fluffy and romantic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Streaks of Crimson by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Pain is familiar to us all. But to some, it is a weakness that cannot be shown. When the anguish in her heart becomes too much to bear, how does Akalara cope? Graphic, rated for self-inflicted wounds. Companion piece AmazonTurk's "Operation Assasination"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Next Step by wideopeneyes reviews
Rikku and Gippal have been best friends since childhood. Gippal is growing frustrated with Rikku's inability to see him as a man rather than a friend, but convincing her they're perfect for each other is going to be a problem.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,708 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Gippal, Rikku
Confessions of a Broken Heart by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Her heart is divided, her mind is troubled. Caught between two men she loves, but only able to choose one, what is Akalara's thoughts on her sorrows? Her son is more than willing to comfort his mother. Ties to AmazonTurk's Operation:Assassination
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Botanical Haven by Sulcal reviews
AmazonTurks' Operation: Assassination ficverse. His flat near between Edge and Old Midgar has become something of Magni's safe place. OCcentric, rated for language oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
First Kill by Kd Zeal reviews
Standalone drabble in AmazonTurk's Operation: Assassination ficverse. Rookie Turks Magni and Wei talk about the past. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Music of the General by MysticSpiritus reviews
Giftfic for G.P. Larue. Set in the same AU of Sephiroth's Honor. This is the last ditch effort to find out what's on Sephiroth's mp3 player.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Annoyances by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Somebody has a very cruel sense of humor when it comes to Christmas gifts... Pity Cloud and Tifa! PITY THEM!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Play with Fire by dantesdarkqueen reviews
He is exactly like the element he controls. Hypnotic. Compelling. But most of all, dangerous. What does a girl do when he has her in his clutches, to gain freedom? Even when her heart belongs to another, can she deny her desire to play with fire?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Axel, Kairi - Complete
Gin and Rummy by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Set in MysticSpiritus' AU, giftfic. Three fatherstobe discuss their wivesfiances, impending fatherhood, and marriage plans over gin and cards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Reflections by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Two sides to a mirror, two sides to a man. Zack reflects upon the enigma that was Sephiroth, with a little bit of Angeal and Genesis thrown in. Some spoilers for Crisis Core. Mostly canon, but not quite.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Green Beans by NonMetallicMetal reviews
I don’t know why it is but Tifa always makes me eat my vegetables. I really don’t mind, well, most of the time. She does cook very well, and who could complain really. Told through Denzel's eyes. Cloti. OneShot as far as I know. Please Read and Review.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Peeking by PrettyGothGirl reviews
RG: The Commsphere Network is boring... Gippal spies upon Rikku and says the most important words of all.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,947 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
Tour of Duty by puellanerdii reviews
And every kiss he gave her tasted of goodbye. Zack x Aeris. Character death, mild sexual situations.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Cashing In by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Another reject from Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity. Ever wonder what Seph did with those sex coupons Kandi gave him for his birthday? Booze, smut, and partnerswapping galore! Nobody below 18, please
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Return of the Green Sludge by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Zack's secretary decides she's sick of being the fuckee. She wants to be on the male side of things for once. How does she pull this off? With green sludge, of course! Genderbending smut, brief mention of mpreg. Sortakinda request fic, but also not.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Zack F. - Complete
Friend, Foe, or Fatuous by CornCob reviews
Insults are traded. Things happen and the Bosses are dragged in. There's no turning back now. Zack, Reno, Seph, Tseng, and Vincent. PreNibelhiem
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,997 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Zack F., Reno - Complete
How to Maximize Your FF7 Fanatacism by Sael reviews
I am a venerated FF7 veteran. I can play Aerith's Theme in every key on the piano, and I memorized the entire Advent Children script in three different languages. For all you wannabe veterans out there, I'll show you how to maximize your FF7 fanatacism.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Pretty In Pink by Valentine'sNinja reviews
Elena is tired of trying to catch Tseng's attention so with the help of Reeve and Rufus she makes Tseng see that there are a few things under the Turk uniform that he hasn't seen. Oneshot! TsengElena
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Tseng, Elena - Complete
Waiting On The Stars by rEckLeSsLy.cOnFIneD reviews
[Cloud x Tifa] For tonight, she seemed more preoccupied with the heavenly lights. For tonight, he seemed more preoccupied with her. [oneshot]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Kodak Counterattack by Ari Eli reviews
Oneshot. This is what happens when customized abilities go horribly wrong...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Tidus, Wakka - Complete
Dancing with the Turks by Shadowgirl1 reviews
Tseng and Elena pull guard duty on Rufus as he attends an event with ballroom dancing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Tseng, Elena - Complete
Seven Final Fantasies by Alamrin reviews
Yuffie just can't seem to stop fantasizing about the man she adores. Will these fantasies ever come true? Will the FINAL fantasy ever come to pass? My first fic please R&R! Yuffietine, rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Moving On by PM32004 reviews
Set after the events of Dirge of Cerberus this tells the story of the heroes reuniting to search for Vincent. Cloud also has a question to ask Tifa if he can survive long enough to ask it....Part One of a trilogy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
A Spectacular End by Meilan Firaga reviews
It is Tifa and Cloud's one year engagement anniversary, but who's to say that everything has to end well? Rated M to be safe. CloudTifa, implied future TifaRude. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Tifa L., Rude - Complete
Whiskey and Wine by Sixth Night reviews
Midnight in Edge, Seventh Heaven is empty save for one unexpected customer. A little conversation, whiskey and wine. A memory simply isn’t enough. [ RudexTifa ]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Tifa L., Rude
Tifa's Bogus Journey by s'C'urvy 'K'at reviews
Tifa has finally taken all she can stand with all of the fanfic cliches she has to face. Now, in her desire to 'mix it up a bit', she cuts a swath of terror and destruction through all genres, and no overused idea is safe. Up now: The Evil Tifa ARF Clich
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,965 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Tifa L.
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Operation: Assassination reviews
The Turks are recruiting new members. Their initiation? Assassination. Submit job application within.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 133,206 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Part of Life reviews
Our favorite FF7 characters and their takes on the most...unsavory parts of life. Requests are LOVED! Rated M for Lemon.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,166 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/30/2007
Dealing reviews
Short story of how Rude and Kandi got together after the events of Nibelhiem. Ties in with Operation: Assassination and all past fics between myself and dantesdarkqueen...who is AWESOME!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Rude
Reunited, And It Feels So Good reviews
Rude gets back that which was wrongly taken from him. One-shot for now; could be persuaded to write more if there is a demand for it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Rude - Complete
Queen: The Final Fantasy Album reviews
Freddie Mercury, please forgive me! A collection of parodies of Queen's greatest hits, featuring mostly Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz. Featuring such hits as 'Jenovian Rhapsody', 'We Will Clone You' and 'We Are the Remnants'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Kadaj, Sephiroth
Would You Remember My Face? reviews
Sweet little one-shot with Zack and his OC daughter, Andria. Follows same AU as Operation: Assassination by me and Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity by dantesdarkqueen and all little one-shots, side stories, etc. pertaining to that AU as well.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Zack F. - Complete
No Guilt, No Remorse reviews
I’m supposed to be emotionless, to possess no feelings. I think then that I must be broken. Masturabation, voyeurism. AkuRoku. If you don't like it, you have every right not to read it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
In Which Roxas Gets New Pants reviews
Axel has a patience problem. And Roxas has no pants. Lemon...yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Who Knew? reviews
Lyrics trigger memories, some good, some decidedly not. Rated for language. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Song Worthy reviews
Due to certain circumstances, Axel is forced to move in with his best friend, where he discovers somethings about Roxas he never knew. Warning: Yaoi; don't like, stay out. Peace.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Saturday Morning reviews
Reno's got Axys for the weekend. Just a typical Saturday morning with Reno and his daughter, Axys. Eating cereal, watching 'toons. Yeah, things are good.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Reno - Complete
They're the Heroes reviews
Zack and his secretary encounter some of those opposed to SOLDIER. Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Zack F. - Complete
Come Together reviews
Gift fic for Freedom Rionach for being the five-hundredth reviewer for O:A. Contains yaoi/yuri. If you don't care for that particular style, feel free to not read it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Honor reviews
Honor was not a word to be taken lightly in her culture. Even a commoner could become a hero in Wutai. And it's queen could become a disgrace. Warning for character death and suicide.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Reaction reviews
How does Revan react to Akalara and Reno's night together? Gift fic for dantesdarkqueen. Based off the chapter 'Lemons' in 'Part of Life'.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Trick or Treat? reviews
Over-due gift fic for teh maniac. Tifa, Yuffie and Cloud go Trick o' Treating!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
The Anti Bride reviews
Set in MysticSpiritus' AU. Kandi is not the traditional bride. So why is everyone after her to plan a traditional wedding?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
A Day Not Meant for Celebrating reviews
Kandi hates her birthday; given an assignment away from the office, she encounters someone who could make her feel worse or better. No Aerith bashing...I promise!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Aerith G. - Complete
Ready or Not! reviews
Oh Shiva, what the hell have I done?" Kandi starts having second thoughts about asking Rude to move in with her...on they day he's moving in with her! Oh, what's an OC to do?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Rude - Complete
The Finger reviews
Various characters get The Finger throughout the game. Read about their reactions here. Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
TSMN: Hosted By the Bald Man & the Vending Machine reviews
The title says it all. Seven kids, two Turks...oh...my...GOD!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Afternoon Off reviews
Pre-Nibelheim. Kandi and Akalara have the day off together for once. How will they spend it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Not Spoiled, Just, Well, Maybe Spoiled reviews
Reno and Tifa have a discussion on them both spoiling their three year old daughter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Reno, Tifa L.
The New Sword reviews
Zack's kinda dating Aeris. What happens when she and his hot secretary meet for the first time?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Zack F. - Complete
So, I Get to Spread 'Em for You? reviews
Based on MysitcSpiritus' AU. A pregnant Turk's trip to the OB/GYN.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Daddy Daughter Dance reviews
Valentine's Day sucks...especially when your school is having a Daddy Daughter Dance...and you're the only girl who's father can't make it...since he has that annoying affliction called death. Poor Andria.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Rude - Complete
From Honey Bee to Turk reviews
A little back story on Kandi and how she came to be Zack's secretary in the first place. Small one shot that wouldn't leave me alone. Rated T for swearing and mentions of abuse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Zack F. - Complete
Turk Teacher Conferences reviews
The road to successful learning begins at home. The Turk Spawn show their parents around the ShinRa Educational Facility, introduce them to their teachers and await the dreaded meeting with the Principal. Are Turk kids REALLY that prone to violence?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
My Favorite Things reviews
Yes. I did it. I jumped on the holiday fic bandwagon with...A SONG PARODY! Forgive me, Muses! I have desecreated yet another classic. At least I left Queen alone for once. Just...just read it. If ya wanna. Yeah.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Talking and Tattoos reviews
Gift fic for Chocobo Jnanee involving Reno and his daughter Axys. A little fatherdaughter bonding. Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Reno - Complete
Caged Canary reviews
Companion piece to MysticSpiritus' fics 'Sephiroth's Honor' and 'Honorable Mentions'. One of the guardians has a...problem.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,010 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Computer Problems and Nice Guys reviews
Just a little oneshot that wouldn't get out of my head. ZackXOC. Based off timeline of dantesdarkqueen's 'Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity'. Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Zack F. - Complete
Discovery: An Operation: Assassination Subplot reviews
Snooping through Tseng's files leads to a shocking discovery for one of the new rookies. How will she deal with the knowledge that she's a...father? What punishment is in store for breaking and entering into Tseng's office? Find out within.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
We Will Clone You reviews
Another QueenFFVII song parody. Freddie Mercury has decided to inspire me instead of haunt me.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
Separation reviews
Due to a freak Lifestream ejaculation, Cloud finds himself face to face...with himself. Rated T for cursing and all around stupidity. May become a three parter if the Muses go on a drinking binge...again. Guess what? It happened!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
ShinRa Migraine reviews
Tseng's headache never seems to go away...does anyone care? Elena does. Summary sucks, but story is much better. Rated M for a steamy dream and a little hand action. No longer a one shot! Dire need for TsengElena and I will help fill that need!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Tseng, Elena
A Turk and a Lab Rat Walk Into A Bar reviews
Gift fic for Kd Zeal. Complete idiocy. Tseng attempts to get Seph drunk...get your minds outta the gutters! Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tseng, Sephiroth - Complete
Hard Knock Life reviews
Denzel and the Geostigma Orphans perform a beloved classic. And I've had entirely too much sugar.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
The OneTime Thing reviews
Gift fic for moonstarlight. Based on my other fic, Part of Life. Yuffie and Vincent find comfort in each other's arms during the Deepground conflict. Rated M for LEMON.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Milk and Cookies reviews
Paine has had it with Brother's obsession with his cousin. Warning: Reference to serious Oreo binge. May cause craving for said sandwich cookies. This may be classified as a crack fic...but, meh.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Brother, Paine - Complete
Would You Like Some Eggs With That Hash? reviews
Elena has to get rid of some seized material and Reno offers to help! Rated M for swearing and for drug use.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Elena, Reno - Complete
If Everyone Cared reviews
Songfic about Rude's death and how Reno deals. Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Next Contestant reviews
Songfic to Nickelback's Next Contestant. Rated T for swearing and violence. Cloud hangs out at the bar and doesn't like how Tifa is manhandled. Reviews are loved!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
What Happens in Costa del Sol reviews
Reno meets Yuffie at Costa del Sol. Booze, beach...yeah, you do the math. Rated M for sexual content in later chapters. Reffie smut is GGGRRRREEEAT! NOW COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Midgarian Hillbillies reviews
Yes...it IS that stupid. Mild swearing. Ugh...seriously...need...sleep.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
Bad Puns reviews
Elena and Rude pull a pun on Reno. Rated T for swearing and drug and alcohol references. Totally random and slightly idiotic, but short enough you won't want to shoot yourself for wasting time to read it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Reno - Complete
Of Voodoo Dolls and Fortune Cookies reviews
Reno pisses someone off and revenge is sweet. Rated M for swearing and a mastabatory display in a ritzy restaurant. Now that's classy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Reno - Complete
Melting the Ice reviews
Turk, snow, Vincent, NAKED! Alcohol, cursing, lemons not the fruit either...or is it a citrus? Rated M for all that fun stuff that everyone wants to read, even if they don't admit it. Demons are cool.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Vincent V. - Complete
Caffeine is Detrimental to Your Health reviews
What happens when Rufus bans all caffeine from the Turks? Nothing good...lots of funny...nothing good. Look! A giraffe! Rated T for swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Sephiroth's Network reviews
The truth behind the Chorus. They're Sephiroth's Network!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
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