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Author has written 30 stories for Bones, X-overs, Twilight, Misc. Tv Shows, Glee, and Avengers.
I changed my pen name so Eamon can't find me. My profile will stay up for posterity.
What do I write about?
Bones: Most of my fics for this are abandoned, but I'm continuing Mind Games at least. (HALLELUJAH!)
Twilight: I have several fics for this that I plan to continue. Stay tuned.
Harry Potter: I don't have any up yet, but there are a few waiting on my hard drive. I write Drarry, Neviluna, and Remus/Sirius with some Remus/Tonks.
Urinetown: I would have way more fics for this if the fandom was bigger/existed at all. As it is, I have a few drabbles that are 100% crack. I write Lockstock/Barrel with appearances from my OC Sunny and my friends' OCs Lou Lou, Jingles, and Fanny.
Glee: There are more of these to come. I'll probably continue the ones I have as well. I write Kinn, Purt, Klaine, and Faberry.
Dalton: Fics about a fic. Ficception. I write Jogan and Rane. I also have a long one in progress starring some of my OCs and the twins.
What do I listen to while I write?
Every author has an inspiration playlist. I usually play Pandora, which for me has stations of the RENT soundtrack, Lady GaGa, Katy Perry, Panic! At The Disco, the cast of Glee, and Elton John. I also listen to Best Nauticals, Starkid, and anything on the Dalton soundtrack.
What does my penname mean?
"Squint-la" is a nickname meaning that I'm a squint (aka a person with a high IQ and good reasoning skills). The "-la" part is both Jewish (which I am not, but my best friend Fudgeface is) and a New Pretty suffix from Pretties.
Which stories am I going to finish?
You've Taken Everything (Glee; Kinn, some Kurtofsky; mpreg)
(POSSIBLY) Now who the heck saw THAT coming? (Twilight; Rosalie; starring OCs)
(POSSIBLY) All In The Family (Twilight; Jasper, Embry/OC; starring an OC)
Miracles Happen (Twilight; Volturi, Marcus/Didyme; starring OCs)
Mind Games (Bones; Zack/OC; starring OCs)
AnnoyingLa's Mini Account! (X-overs; only if Annoying-la writes more cracky fic for me to post.)
What else am I going to write?
I have a list of no less than 17 stories that I plan to write eventually. That is all I have to say.
Random Quotes and Conversations with Friends
"OMG! Golf balls look like eggs! Eggs are eaten much on Isle Esme! i.e., Golf Ball! Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!" -Fudgeface
"Just once I'd like to see a bumper sticker that says, 'My child's a moron!" -Chris Colfer
"I just saw a man at a conference making large gesticultions!" -Fudgeface
"That's 'cause ours is like, 'Woohoo!' and yours is like, 'The dead man's blindness!'" -Kid in the hallway
"Every time I get injured, I measure its severity by asking myself, 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'" -Chris Colfer
"Pants are for squares!" -Kiah
ONE DAY IN MATH:
Mr. Grassel-Mr. Abeles broke my fingernail today.
ANOTHER DAY IN MATH:
Grassel-Yeah, it wouldn't be negative unless iTunes owed you money. How might iTunes owe you money...Zeela?
George-Yeah, and if you rearrange the letters in "glass" you get "slags."
DURING A WILD TEXT RAMPAGE:
Me-ZEELA IS STALKING KURT HUMMEL!!!
DURING THE SAME TEXT RAMPAGE:
Me-ZEELA IS STALKING KURT HUMMEL!
AT MY CONFIRMATION PARTY:
Ryan-This bow is awesome!
Ryan-I got new Axe body wash. It has Brazilian hot mud and dragonfruit extracts!
WHILE DISCUSSING NEW MOON:
Me-You know Aro? The creepy Italian dude who laughs like a chick?
WHILE LOOKING AT SOMETHING BY SUNNI-SIDEUP ON DEVIANTART:
Me-(Reading) "It's not shipper art ew slashers get away!!"
WHILE WATCHING GLEE:
Joey-Is that a guy or a girl?