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Joined 03-11-07, id: 1235847, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
Author has written 30 stories for Bones, X-overs, Twilight, Misc. Tv Shows, Glee, and Avengers.

Hello, people of fanfiction. I am Squint-la. That's a name I never use anymore, but when I change my penname, I lose readers. So I will continue to be Squint-la.

Where else can one find me?

On Tumblr: squintla

On deviantART: megakat

On Formspring: megakatze

On Fictionpress: katairawhitlock

Note: Some of my stories may be x-posted to IHeartXanjen. This is a mutual agreement and not plagiarism.

What do I write about?

Bones: Most of my fics for this are abandoned, but I'm continuing Mind Games at least. (HALLELUJAH!)

Twilight: I have several fics for this that I plan to continue. Stay tuned.

Harry Potter: I don't have any up yet, but there are a few waiting on my hard drive. I write Drarry, Neviluna, and Remus/Sirius with some Remus/Tonks.

Urinetown: I would have way more fics for this if the fandom was bigger/existed at all. As it is, I have a few drabbles that are 100% crack. I write Lockstock/Barrel with appearances from my OC Sunny and my friends' OCs Lou Lou, Jingles, and Fanny.

Glee: There are more of these to come. I'll probably continue the ones I have as well. I write Kinn, Purt, Klaine, and Faberry.

Dalton: Fics about a fic. Ficception. I write Jogan and Rane. I also have a long one in progress starring some of my OCs and the twins.

What do I listen to while I write?

Every author has an inspiration playlist. I usually play Pandora, which for me has stations of the RENT soundtrack, Lady GaGa, Katy Perry, Panic! At The Disco, the cast of Glee, and Elton John. I also listen to Best Nauticals, Starkid, and anything on the Dalton soundtrack.

What does my penname mean?

"Squint-la" is a nickname meaning that I'm a squint (aka a person with a high IQ and good reasoning skills). The "-la" part is both Jewish (which I am not, but my best friend Fudgeface is) and a New Pretty suffix from Pretties.

Which stories am I going to finish?

You've Taken Everything (Glee; Kinn, some Kurtofsky; mpreg)

(POSSIBLY) Now who the heck saw THAT coming? (Twilight; Rosalie; starring OCs)

(POSSIBLY) All In The Family (Twilight; Jasper, Embry/OC; starring an OC)

Miracles Happen (Twilight; Volturi, Marcus/Didyme; starring OCs)

Mind Games (Bones; Zack/OC; starring OCs)

AnnoyingLa's Mini Account! (X-overs; only if Annoying-la writes more cracky fic for me to post.)

What else am I going to write?

I have a list of no less than 17 stories that I plan to write eventually. That is all I have to say.


Random Quotes and Conversations with Friends

"OMG! Golf balls look like eggs! Eggs are eaten much on Isle Esme! i.e., Golf Ball! Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!" -Fudgeface

"Just once I'd like to see a bumper sticker that says, 'My child's a moron!" -Chris Colfer

"I just saw a man at a conference making large gesticultions!" -Fudgeface

"That's 'cause ours is like, 'Woohoo!' and yours is like, 'The dead man's blindness!'" -Kid in the hallway

"Every time I get injured, I measure its severity by asking myself, 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'" -Chris Colfer

"Pants are for squares!" -Kiah

ONE DAY IN MATH:

Mr. Grassel-Mr. Abeles broke my fingernail today.
Dan Saffell-What was he doing with your hand?
Class-(laughs)
Grassel-I swear I will crush you someday.
Saffell-That's not possible.
Grassel-Oh, it's not?
Saffell-Nope.
Grassel-Well I don't know. Maybe I'll just crush your leg slowly one day. Then the other leg. Then your head.
Me-That's something I'd pay to see.
Saffell-How much?
Grassel-Doesn't matter. I'd do it for free.
Me-(grins)
Grassel-And by the w
ay, it's none of your business what he was doing with my hand.
Class-(laughs)

ANOTHER DAY IN MATH:

Grassel-Yeah, it wouldn't be negative unless iTunes owed you money. How might iTunes owe you money...Zeela?
Zeela-If you sued them.
John-Why would you sue them?
Alec-It's America, man.

IN SEMINAR:

George-Yeah, and if you rearrange the letters in "glass" you get "slags."
Zeela-I think we should...try to...rearrange letters in words to create...super words, and use the super words to...take over...the...

Me-I think she's broken. *slap Zeela over the head*

AT DREAMWRIGHTS:

Chris-Hahahaha!
Jared-Hahahahaha!
Random kids-Hahahahaha!
Me-Why are we laughing?
Emily-'Cause Chris is?

DURING A WILD TEXT RAMPAGE:

Me-ZEELA IS STALKING KURT HUMMEL!!!
Zeela-Uhhhh, how’d you guess?
Me-I can’t believe you started stalking Kurt without me! *shun*
Zeela-Ya, but it was so he’d stop stalking Edward’s Volturi mom’s nephew in law :)
Me-Finn’s related to Edward?
Zeela-No, mom’s nephew IN LAW.
Me-But what’s his name?
Zeela-Jimbo crabballs.
Me-That’s lovely. I’m certain that Burt approves of this.
Zeela-Burt?
Me-Kurt’s dad.
Zeela-K then
Me-That’s from the show. I didn’t make it up I swear.
Zeela-Burt is a lovely and truly poetic name.
Me-…

DURING THE SAME TEXT RAMPAGE:

Me-ZEELA IS STALKING KURT HUMMEL!
My Mom-The poor little misguided girl that she is!

AT MY CONFIRMATION PARTY:

Ryan-This bow is awesome!
Aunt Mary-So, we'll remember that Ryan wants a pink bow for his Confirmation?
Ryan-No, pinkish PURPLE.
Me-Don't make me remind you of your new nickname.
Aunt Mary-All the single ladies!

AFTER CHRISTMAS:

Ryan-I got new Axe body wash. It has Brazilian hot mud and dragonfruit extracts!
My Dad-*Sigh* I am SO signing you up for football next year.
My Mom, Nana-He could be the kicker!
Mom, Nana, me-*LOL*

WHILE DISCUSSING NEW MOON:

Me-You know Aro? The creepy Italian dude who laughs like a chick?
Brittany-Yeah.
Me-Sulpicia's his wife. Which proves he's not gay.
Brittany-No, he's gay, he's just using her as a cover.
Me-Well, she did cheat on him with Carlisle...
Brittany-(Laughs) She knows he's gay, that's why!
Me-No! (Laughs) Well, he cheated on her with Jane...so he's not gay, he's just a pedophile.
Brittany-I love you.

WHILE LOOKING AT SOMETHING BY SUNNI-SIDEUP ON DEVIANTART:

Me-(Reading) "It's not shipper art ew slashers get away!!"
Brittany-Hey!
Me-I'm a proud slasher!
Brittany-I'm a prouder slasher!
Me-Yeah! (Highfives)
Both-(Laugh)

WHILE WATCHING GLEE:

Joey-Is that a guy or a girl?
My Mom-Who, Kurt?
Connor-That's a guy.
Me, Brittany-*LOL*
My Mom-Well, he is wearing a...what is he wearing?

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7567 - Favs: 7,926 - Follows: 7,486 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Story Time by GennaWeasley reviews
BASED ON/RELATED TO CP COULTER'S DALTON! Imagine that all of us crazy Dalton fans were living in an enormous mansion, & each time a new chapter was finished, that evening was Story Time... Welcome to Warblerland.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
MySpace Love by CoachLover18 reviews
What happens when our favorite characters discover MySpace bulletins? A pretty random story that takes place on MySpace. R&R
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 24,170 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/13/2009
Don't Cry For Me by debraelq reviews
Sequel to Xanjen's one-shot You'll Never Know. Why did the words from that crumpled note still haunt Kurt? Starts with Kurt/Blaine but will eventually be with Kurt/Dave.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,670 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Shh! Hush Little Secret by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Kurt never imagined something like this was possible. He thought that because he and Finn were both guys that it wasn't possible to create anything. Now, poor Kurt is stuck with a huge secret that will change his and Finn's life forever. WARNING MPREG!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,941 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Fireworks and Justification by preposterousnotion reviews
"Why won't you just stand still and let me love you rather than insisting on keeping wandering off?" Oneshot. 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
How the Doctor Shows His Love by Mist2393 reviews
The Doctor and Rose have watched a Disney movie, and the Doctor re-evaluates how he's been treating Rose recently. And so he sets out to prove his love for her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Understanding by haveyouseenmyhaggis reviews
During the Year That Never Was, the Master's drawn to the Doctor's room when he hears him crying. They end up, less than nicely, discussing the time war. [Doctor/Master, dark themes]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Remember Me? by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
When the Doctor ran away from Gallifrey, he left something behind. The Master. Now the Master's angry and feels like the Doctor's forgotten him and how they were. What could happen when they're locked in the same cell?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Broken Down by Theolivergirl reviews
Based on Cpcoulters Dalton. My take on how Logan and Julian get together. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Movie Date by Seb James reviews
CP Coulter's Dalton!verse! Julian asks his blonde boyfriend out on a date, but it turns out a little unexpectedly... Fluff! Julian/Logan, Jogan. Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Excuses by Alittica reviews
Based on Cp Coulter's Dalton. "It had started with a few too many drinks, as so many mistakes do. And that's what this was. A mistake. They were sure of it." Derek/Julian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Perhaps Nargles Are Behind It by The Aluminum Monster reviews
Shortly after the war, Luna and Neville discuss their relationship and feelings for each other, and wonder what the future holds. Based off of the final glimpse of Neville and Luna seen in the DH 2 film.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Notes in Class by QueenOfWonderland reviews
Draco and Harry pass notes in the classes that they have together. But during one class, something happens to Harry, which lands him in the Hospital Wing. Bad at summaries! Better than it sounds. First fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexy as hell by misseeweasley reviews
Harry's a tease, Draco's delectable, Remus and Sirius are doing god knows what, Hermione and Ron are cute. Just read it, hopefully it'll give you a laugh. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Awkward Summer of Brotherly Love by particularly good finder reviews
Five times people think Kurt and Finn have gotten way too close over the summer, and one time Finn and Kurt realize that people are talking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Things I Would Like To Do To Kurt Hummel by specsO-O reviews
Blaine can't quit thinking about Kurt in dirty ways. So he decides to write down his fantasies in a notebook. How will this turn out?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Drums by particularly good finder reviews
Kurt and Finn can't stand to be around each other. Not because of any animosity they have, no - because of the hot, dizzying tension between them is so strong that they can't concentrate on anything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Unrequited, Unknown, and Stolen by Shan at Warblerland reviews
Based on CP Coulter's Dalton - Pairing: Logan/Julian. The stories have been told from Julian's side. But maybe he wasn't the only one who had been unrequited all this time... Logan stole whenever he could. And he stole from Julian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Russian Roulette by Shan at Warblerland reviews
Based on CP Coulter's "Dalton" - Pairing: Logan/Julian. Julian knows just enough to win one game. But it was one he was supposed to lose. Warning: death
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Breaking Point by Shan at Warblerland reviews
Based on CP Coulter's Dalton - Pairing: Logan/Julian. Tension stretched to the breaking point-Logan was going to stop Julian from leaving Dalton Academy. Especially now that he knows the truth.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Jogan x 50 by pretense reviews
50 Themes, 1 Sentence each. Dalton!verse fanfiction.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Twilight Idol by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The Cullens, Tanya and her clan, Sam's and Jake's packs, and the Volturi have a singing contest hosted by ME! Canon pairings. Takes place 5 years after BD. Slight OOC. Chaos, hilarity, and mystery occurs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,042 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harmless Fun by Stellata reviews
When Kurt slaps Finn's ass in front of the whole school, Finn decides to teach Kurt a lesson. But what Finn begins turns into something a lot more complicated - and more fun - for both of them. Kurt/Finn slash. AU season 1 and onward.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,457 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H., Mercedes J., Quinn F.
Detention by dorydafish reviews
KURTOFSKY! "I only know two gay guys. Blaine and you. Do you seriously want me to pick you?" Kurt asked half-joking, but his smile dropped when Karofsky took a little too long to reply - COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,832 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Drunk Text by Victoria1127 reviews
Finn gets drunk one night and texts Kurt. An entire story in text message format.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Talking In Your Sleep by EltonColferLuvr reviews
When Finn developes feelings for Kurt, he doesn't know what to do. He tries to hide it, buit what will happen when Kurt accidently finds out for himself? Rated T just in case. Note that this is NOT the sequel to either of my other stories!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Got to Love your Family by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Pin the tail on the donkey, muffins, pink mini skirts, a fluffy teddy bear, and toothpaste. What does this have to do with the Cullens? Oh well, They still love their Family! Nessie and Jacob will be included. Bella is vampire. After BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Kurt's April Fool by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt plays the April Fools' joke to end all April Fools' jokes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Words We Never Said by falafel-fiction reviews
Oneshot. How Finn and Kurt's fight in the basement might have gone if Burt had not been there. Spoilers for 'Theatricality'.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Gay Pride And Hors D'oeuvres by particularly good finder reviews
The members of New Directions discover the fun of chat rooms. Finn/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Pride by broadwaypants reviews
The entire trip was Finn's idea, and Kurt's positive that that makes him the best brother ever. I mean, come on, the sky's practically puking rainbows and Finn's totally cool with it so, yeah, he's the best brother ever.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
All the Right Reasons by debraelq reviews
Kurt has 304 reasons to be with Finn. Set in the First Kiss universe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Kurt Hummel, I choose you! by KurtGleek4Life reviews
Finn is preoccupied playing his DSi, and he won't tell Kurt what he's playing. Why?... Kurt/Finn fluff and crack.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
these pretty, pretty flowers on my skin by particularly good finder reviews
"The bruises bother his father. And the blood sends Finn into a rage. Kurt doesn't understand their anger; blood and bruises and broken bones – they're so human. Don't they want Kurt to be human?" Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Unity by Victoria1127 reviews
Mr. Schue decides that to ensure team unity, Slumber Parties must be had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Day of Silence by broadwaypants reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Poison Running Through My Veins by EltonColferLuvr reviews
What would happen if Finn loved Kurt? Rated T to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
The Adventures of Gay Kid and Frankenteen by particularly good finder reviews
It was a little-known fact that Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel were best friends in second grade. In fact, both boys nearly forgot about that early friendship, until one fateful day when they stumbled across a box in the attic...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Strategically Placed Hospitals Are Awesome by broadwaypants reviews
Journey: Wanked, in which lots of things are strategically placed, lots of things are ripped off of Sectionals, and Jesse St. James is super-spraying Armpit Man! Don't take any of it seriously.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
gestures by tofuparty reviews
Weeks after the Finn/Kurt drama of 'Theatricality', Kurt's STILL not speaking to him. Finn gets advice from Artie on how to win Kurt over. Several epiphanies happen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Step on it, Cupid by Atsu Tenshi reviews
"And tonight I just ruined my chances with Sam. Did you know that Finn threatened to cut off his dick? His dick, of all things! And it's not funny!" When Burt drags Finn to spy on Kurt's first date, jealousy ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H.
A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes by TechnicolorZebra reviews
Glee goes to Disney. Finn and Kurt end up sharing a room. Finn/Kurt obviously. Written for finnkurt's fic exchange on Livejournal. Rated T for some swearing and boys kissing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Marked by JeSuisClandestine reviews
Oh great. Rachel's been marked, and so has Kurt. How will the two clashing competitors get on in a tight-knit school? Rachel and Kurt friendship, mostly drabbles. Enjoys!
Crossover - House of Night & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010
That White Shirt by rhapsomylo reviews
It was months ago, that incident in the shower room. But then why is the guilt still there? MAJOR Kurtainn, complete! / Written and posted before Theatricality!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,875 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Mom by JeSuisClandestine reviews
Puck hits a nerve. *Drabble alert!*
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Secret Relationships Aren't Always So Secret by TechnicolorZebra reviews
Yet another prompt from glee fluff meme on livejournal. Five Displays of Affection That Went Unnoticed And One That The Whole School Saw . Even though it's really just the Glee Club. Rated T for slight sexual content. Finn/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Bittersweet by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
Yes, she likes the idea of thinking of herself as some sort of Anne Boleyn, the royal lover against all odds. But unlike Anne, she is not planning to get her head chopped off.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 55,049 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Jane, Aro
Janes Just Want to Have Fun by the muffin man's daughter reviews
Volturi randomness. GayAfton,Dora,Beyonce,JaneCasting,IM,Jane'sDiary,Tangelos, etc. Pretty much what the Volturi do when they're not "saving the world."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jane, Alec
Wait, Who Are You? by gleekadee reviews
Puck makes a mistake when pulling someone in and having a closet make-out. SLASH. Multi-chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,327 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Good Memories don't mean happiness by fudgeface reviews
Esme's old husband different character than any you have heard of comes back post breaking dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
I Want To Impress Her by JeSuisClandestine reviews
Kurt and Tina have a discussion about Tina's love life. Oneshot with possible sequel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kurt H., Tina C.
Kurt's Wardrobe by JeSuisClandestine reviews
There aren't just clothes in Kurt's Wardrobe - Kurt Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Never Going To Hear the End by gleekadee reviews
Kurt's first kiss was an absolute disaster... so when the Glee girls find out, they can only start thinking of ways to convince Kurt that kissing is not terrible. Mostly K/P but there are technically other pairings such as K/anyone, A/T, and S/B
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Beautiful? by twilight-jasper's the best reviews
This is a fanfiction about Rosalie. I had a random idea that i think would fit Rosalie perfectly. I SUCK at summeries so read to find out. WARNING:eating disorders
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rosalie
He's My Father? Are You Serious! by Jrocknpoppingirl reviews
Camui Orihime, AKA Mai, has lived in an orphanage for all of her life until one day, she finds out that her father is actually Gackt, the famous singer. read on to follow how she copes with going from the bottom of life to the very top. dis-continued
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Dilemma: When Burt Hummel Meets Kurt's Boyfriend by Atsu Tenshi reviews
Burt who is still getting use with his son’s sexual orientation is dreading with the latest dilemma; Kurt wants to introduce his boyfriend to his father and is inviting said boyfriend for dinner on weekend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Master Cuddles by The Winged Lion of Coruscant reviews
In which the Doctor is a teddy bear and the Master practices the ancient art of ninja-cuddling. Slashy, cracky, pointless FLUFF. Master/Doctor - that would be Simm/10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Didyme: What Really Happened by TeamUnderdog reviews
Didyme's last day from Marcus's, Didyme's, and Aro's POV. Please read and review! Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Didyme, Marcus - Complete
Tactic by GreatHeartRapture reviews
Kurt decides to use the time in which Finn isn't speaking to anyone but him. Short, fluffy Finn/Kurt fic. One shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Give In by GreatHeartRapture reviews
Those damn pills. Finn starts feeling antsy for Kurt but puts the blame of his feelings on the 'vitamins' Terri gave the Glee gang. Finn/Kurt. Will write more chapters if people would like.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H.
That's What I Go to School For by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
There are three students who give principal Vanessa Wolfe wrinkles. - What happens when you put the Volturi and some other Twilight characters in a high school and turn and twist everything slightly? AH/AU. Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Aro, Jane
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I Honestly Love You by IchigoPudding reviews
Set after Ballads; Finn could not deal with this. Could not deal with these feelings. Kurt/Finn slash themes
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Notice by daisychains123 reviews
Puck doesn't realise, but Kurt notices a lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Volterra's Tower by Amata le Fay reviews
The tale of the lives of the Volturi females. Will the Volturi finally meet their end? And why? DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sulpicia, Athenodora - Complete
Round Robin Challenge Denouement by DannyFan66 reviews
Hey people...Here it is, finally. The last chapter of the Round Robin I posed to my author buds. Lonelygoatherd had computer trouble, so she had to pull out. It's been fun and we'll definately do it all again really soon... Let me know what you think!
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Vampire Tennis by fudgeface reviews
This is extremely random. it's a play-by-play of humans playing vampire baseball, only it's tennis, soooooo, well it's just really random, but hopefully funny. Please review, and if you say something negative, please have a positive thing to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Mind Games by DannyFan66 reviews
There was a challenge over at RUNHP and I decided to do it a chapter at a time here first. Rules inside. Niles has an accident and wakes up believing he's married to CC...
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by RidingOrangeTides reviews
C.C. accidentally falls down the stairs due to the drowsiness from her Prozac. The concussion causes her to regress, and thinks that she is a little girl again. What's more, she thinks Niles is her daddy. N/CC - no implied incest, LOL. T for language.
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Carlisle, the Volturi and a Roman Bath by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
The real reason why Carlisle left the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
Miss Pixie by Liv. The. Night. Writer reviews
Jasper is working at McDonald's when a beautiful stranger catches his eye. AH, One-Shot, JasperxALice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Day Caius Started Taking Yoga Classes by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
The title says it all. Random stories about the Volturi finding themselves in crazy situations doing things they would never do. Includes philosophic Felix, drunk Sulpicia, speechless Aro and a creepy baby.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Caius, Aro - Complete
Got to Love your Brothers by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Remember when Edward said that he had asked Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle about sex in Breaking Dawn? Well, what really happened in the "brother to brother" moment? WARNING: you will laugh. For little red dragon-fly’s That's my sibling! contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Nudist Colony by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Thoughts by Estelle Rabon reviews
Aro always thought of himself as too rational to ever lose his focus. But lately, a certain guard member has been distracting him... and now it's easiest for him to not think anything at all. Jane/Aro.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Aro, Jane - Complete
No More Mobile Phone for Alec by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
Alec gets a mobile phone and likes to call his sister at the most inconvenient of times, so an annoyed Aro decides to put a stop to that. Aro is cunning, Alec is naïve. And Jane is not as innocent as her brother believes her to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Aro, Jane - Complete
10 Punishments for People Who Don't Read Twilight by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Are you sick of people who don’t read the "Twilight" series and still have the guts to tell everyone that it’s a terrible, mushy and unreadable book- BECAUSE ITS NOT! This Fanfiction explores 10 punishments for this and other Twilight related crimes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
concrete angle by robin-alison reviews
this is an all human jasper/alice story. alice is a child in the 3rd grade who is beaten dayly by her mother. Jasper in in her grade, him and her teacher try to help but can they save her? find out. rate t for child abuse. song fic, concrete angle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I'm Not Edward's Girl by fudgeface reviews
This a slightly altered version of "I'm not that girl" my friends seem to like it, so read it!
Crossover - Wicked & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward - Complete
Her Secret Past by BonesFan12 reviews
Brennan has a secret about her life as a teenager. What will Booth do when he finds out?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/19/2008
flying objects by Bones on the brain reviews
the J-team have some fun throwing thing around all squint squad and parker cutness some chapters are ooc. review are love ppl plz R&R
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Children May be Very Perceptive or Rather Silly by Anomalous One reviews
Urinetown. Some things about Little Sally bother her police officer companions, but they can overlook those. Vaguely LockstockBarrel.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
A Letter to Niles by Dreamweaver74 reviews
What happened between the time of Niles' and C.C.'s big fight and later that night? Perhaps this......
Nanny - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
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The Spark That Lit The Flame reviews
It started out with a momentary lapse in judgment, a rush of post-battle adrenaline, and just a little too much alcohol. All of a sudden, Tony ended up with more than he bargained for. Now he had an illegitimate child, an indefinable relationship with the God of Mischief, and no idea how to handle any of it. But some things have a way of working themselves out in the end.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
You've Taken Everything reviews
This couldn't be happening. Kurt refused to believe it. He knew what the symptoms meant, of course. And they would have made since had he been a girl. That was probably what scared him the most. Warning: mpreg and references to rape.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
New Year
Daltonverse. At one of the Tweedles's New Year's Eve parties, between the alcohol and the euphoria of the moment, it would seem that Logan and Julian found themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time. Rated for suggestive themes and teen drinking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Mother's Day reviews
Daltonverse future!fic. Two little girls meet for the first time. Implied Jogan/Rane.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Matchmakers reviews
Prompt-fill for the Glee Fluff Meme on LiveJournal. Puck and Kurt fall for each other while matchmaking Quinn and Mercedes. First Glee fanfic in English I've written in a while, so go easy.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Kurt und Blaines Erster Termin reviews
Eine kurze Geschichte über Kurt und Blaine. Ich habe das im Deutschklasse letztes Woche geschreibt. Entschuldigen Sie mein schlechtes Deutsch; es ist nicht meine erste Sprache, und ich habe wenig Training hatten.
Glee - Rated: K+ - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Last To Know
My story version of a drawing by airagorncharda on deviantART. Don't worry, I got his permission. Kurt comes out to his mom on the anniversary of her death. Only K plus because I don't think homosexuality is a mature subject. If it offends you, go away.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H.
Theatricality
Deleted scene from The Jock, the Dancer, and a Not-So-Innocent Pixie. Kat gets theatrical...in her own unique way. Birthday gift for Crazy Little Yaoi Fangirl.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kurt H.
Beautifully reviews
Spoilers for Theatricality. Finn may not be able to reciprocate Kurt's feelings for him, but that doesn't mean he doesn't love him. Based on the song Beautifully by Jay Brannan.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
She's Special reviews
Slight spoilers for Sectionals. Santana isn't happy about Brittany telling everyone about their "relationship," so she gives her a little talking-to. Rated T for mild suggestive dialogue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Now who the heck saw THAT coming? reviews
Crappy title, I am aware. The Cullens meet a vampire who can change them into humans, temporarily. And we all know which one wants to be human and why , but will Rosalie get what she wants, or end up killing Kat? Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Rosalie
All In The Family reviews
This is kinda weird. Jasper gets a phone call one day from Tasha, a half-vampire who is related to his now dead human sister. Imprinting and mild randomness. plot may be obscure at first, but stay with me. Rated for safety, may change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie
Miracles Happen reviews
WARNING: bad summary ahead! Kat from NWTHSTC visits Italy with the Cullens, and discovers an extent to her power that no one predicted. Volturi/Virgo centric, mostly canon pairings. Rating may change later. SPOILERS--you've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Didyme, Sulpicia
Mind Games reviews
After learning that Zack may not be as guilty as we thought, Sweets recruits the help of Brennan's new grad student to free him from the Loony Bin. Some drama ensues. First fanfic, currently being re-written. Rating may change.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Zach A., L. Sweets
100 years worth of journals reviews
I saw the extended scenes for Twilight and had an idea: what if Bella read Edward's journals? This is the story of what she finds out. Rating may change later on, I have to see where I end up going with it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Names for Baby Girls reviews
Very old idea, written before Angie and Roxie broke up. Angie has a discovery one day, and it's not exactly easy to hide. I fricken SUCK at summaries. Origin story for Allycin from Watching Reruns on Netflix. T for safety.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Angela M.
The Jock, the Dancer, and a NotSoInnocent Pixie reviews
They said we'd never be together. But stranger things have happened, even without involving a psychotic Pennsylvanian. Slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
A New Dawn Breaking reviews
**MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!** Something of a Breaking Dawn parody for Nessie and Jacob. Being a six-year-old with the body of a teenager, a boyfriend who lives in your house, and a father who can read your mind isn't the best situation. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Random Isle Esme Excursion! reviews
Not the greatest title, it's the best I could do. Five families from various TV shows win a vacation for 6 to Isle Esme. So with 10 Cullens and 30 other people, there's no telling WHAT could happen! Spoiler alert, rated for brief suggestive language.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009
13 going on 32 reviews
Claire Gibbons wakes up one day and discovers that she is Angela Montenegro, a 32-year-old version of herself and a forensic artist. What will the squints think of their "new" coworker? WILL BE CONTINUED...YAY?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Angela M.
The Time Machine reviews
Hodgins is feeling bored so he decides to build a time machine! What will the squints see in each others' pasts?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009
Friends in DC reviews
My friends, brother, and I visit the Jeffersonian! How will the Squints react? TOTAL RANDOMNESS.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
My Father? What? reviews
This was a prompt by Purinsesu-Hakaru that we did prewriting for in Language Arts class. Kitty-who is like Kat-is a 12-year old orphan who discovers that she not only has a father, but a relatively well-known one. Crappy summary but please read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009
The Twilight Yearbook Story reviews
Ficlet to go with my Twilight yearbook on DeviantART. The Volturi, Cullens, Denalis, and Virgos have picture day, and it doesn't go too well. With a crappy photographer, insane vampires, and a ton of sugar, there's no telling WHAT could happen! RANDOM.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009
Watching Reruns on Netflix reviews
Several little girls watch Bones. All characters know about the show. K plus for episode synopses. Crappy summary, just read!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Sylvestia reviews
This is a little oneshot I wrote as an original story, but the main character seemed like Zack so I changed a few things to make it Bones-y. The real reason why Zack never drives. Rated for violence.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
Cunningham Muffins reviews
Contest entry fic. Kat and Zeela from Who The Heck Saw That Coming bring muffins and share with Alice and Nessie. Nessie finds a YouTube video to watch. WARNING: BD spoilers and painful randomness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
What's So Special About Bloody IceSkaters? reviews
This is a fluffy oneshot I wrote one day at the end of science class. Funny things come out of my brain when I'm waiting for the lunch bell. Bones and Booth are trapped in Bones' apartment and they decide to pass the time by watching hockey.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
AnnoyingLa's Mini Account! reviews
So my brother, Annoying-la, wrote this story one day and of COURSE I had to publish it. It has serious issues. There may be more chapters, each an individual story. PNs publisher's notes are written by me, ANs are written by Annoying-la.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009
5 Signs Your Cat is Spoiled reviews
just something i felt like writing. cute oneshot about Angela's relationship issues. R and R plz!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Angela M. - Complete