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Joined 03-11-07, id: 1236041, Profile Updated: 10-20-09
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Just call me Jordan, 'cause it's easier to remember than all those old ones I used to use

I come on here sometimes if I'm really, really bored

Augh school come on keep me busier why don't you so I can pretend to have a life lol

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Is It Really Better This Way? by InvaderWeb reviews
As if by a twist of fate, Sakura's team ends up training with other ninja groups. This week's students: Gai's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 260,798 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
A Third Chance by TK Grimm reviews
[SasoSaku] When given a strange book from an old friend, Sakura unlocks the doors to her past lives. Both of them. On her third chance at life, maybe she can use the information to help her achieve what she could not before. Mostly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,243 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/25/2007 - [Sasori, Sakura H.] [Pain/Pein, Konan] - Complete
Glimpses by LavenderSkies reviews
Supplementary to the story "Searching". A collection of vignettes showing glimpses into the new lives of Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Orihime, and the rest of the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,359 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Love is Blonde by Szabotage reviews
Love is a Bang! A renegade ninja with a penchant for art and explosions meets a headstrong kunoichi who likes flowers and bossing people around! At long last, a New Chapter! Itachi confronts Deidara and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
The Mysteries of Life: Ninja style! by EcoliandDahChihuahua reviews
The Naruto Cast have a few mysteries of life on their hands, and they consult the person they know will answer truthfully. COMPLETE, questions are no longer accepted.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Interior of a Heart by kauzchen reviews
Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
Midnight Tears by Kodukadvakch reviews
“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,863 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Death Note: Mu by Clockwork Artichoke reviews
Set after the story's climax in the yellow box warehouse. Light wakes up in Mu, the whole 'nothingness' place you go to after you die. Things happen. Going to mark this as done, simply because there'll never be any more. Probably.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Soldiers by HK-Revan reviews
They were soldiers, toys nothing else. Until she came and changed them. A star that shined bright. A star that refused to flicker and die. They were Espada and she was just a girl called Orihime. What comes around, goes around.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,323 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
An Artful Deception by Rhaella reviews
They suggested befriending some locals to help build her cover. They certainly didn’t expect she’d accidentally choose a wanted criminal instead. Dei/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Naruto Online by Almighty-Hanako-Chan reviews
Welcome to the internet, where love is found, threats are made... and Naruto characters are attacked by rabid fans! GaaSakuNeji NaruHina - T for excessive swearing! On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,085 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Fragile by Dani-san reviews
Sakura has been missing from Konoha for close to a year and a half now. No one knows what happened to her and eventually most gave up looking for her, save a certain dark haired Uchiha. What happens when he finds her? SasuSaku CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Can't Get The Help These Days by Von Doomsatan Productions reviews
It's days like this are the reason why Ulquiorra doesn't have Fraccion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
In Black Crayon by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
During The Time Light Was Chained To Ryuuzaki He Kept A Journal, In Which He Wrote His Most Deep And Vehement Thoughts. [Antagonist!Light] [Oblivous!Ryuuzaki] The SugarFixated Detective Through The Eyes Of Yagami Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
Shadow of the day by Hitsuiro Issa reviews
Another Death note drabble. Raito thinks back to everything that had happened. One thought enters his head- what is there after death? Is it just Mu? Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Childhood's End by Nilahxapiel reviews
Because he was not always the greatest detective in the world. Once upon a time, he was just a little boy named L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2007 - L - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7039 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Coming out of the Closet by nocturnalMusings reviews
Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
This wasn't in my contract! by Ebil Chameleon reviews
[COMPLETE!]Sakura is sent to Suna by Tsunade for a special mission to help make peace between the two village's. She is shocked to see that Gaara is the new Kazekage. And who said anything about an arranged marrige?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,882 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Corrupted Blossom by melancholy.LOVER reviews
She is desperately trying to forget the dead faces of her parents. The blood, the slaughter, the sin, her mistake that she can't erase. Nightfall is when her mistakes are repeated and she claims yet another innocent victim...SasXSak CHAPTER 17 IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,649 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
An Unstable Relationship by Amthyst Rose Dracoanias reviews
Subaku no Gaara was a lonely child locked inside of his own body with a demon that wanted nothing but fear, blood, and pain. Haruno Sakura was a young, abused kunoichi who was tired of living for the sake of others alone. In fact, she was tired of living.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Extenuating Circumstances by Crimson1 reviews
Obligatory Sex Epilogue! What happens to Raito after the manga? Heaven or Hell? Not quite. Here's what you've been waiting for, an M rating. Enjoy! Please R&R.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,070 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Blue by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Gaara's eyes widened and he stumbled back, triping and falling in the process. It couldn't be! He was dead! He killed him! Yashamaru... A scream ripped itself from his throat. Rated for angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
Quintessence by Okobo-chan reviews
Gaara and Sakura are caught in a veritable spiders web of political formalities during the composition of a renewed treaty between Konoha and Suna. Sarcasm and bluntness just might save the day, or what's left of Sakura's sanity. [GaaSaku] Post Time Skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
As Long As There Is A Chance by ashford2ashford reviews
Why does Rock Lee keep going abck to Sakura after all those rejections? No longer a One Shot. SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by archchic reviews
Will two strong and individual spirits be able to give up their private lives and future dreams for the sake of their homelands? Will they be able to make a marriage work or prevent war from engulfing both their lands? [Gaara x Sakura, Alternate Reality]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,392 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Tears of a Forgotten Summoner by Rose Northe reviews
What if the world called Spira is corrupted by lies? What if the meeting of the summoner girl and Zanarkandian boy was manipulated to appease those lies? What now would happen when the lies start to corrode away? Tidus x Yuna: Chapter 13 posted
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,325 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Tidus, Yuna
Cloudless Sky by x Ino Fan x reviews
When the Akatsuki capture Shikamaru and blackmail him to join them in their scheming, Shikamaru is shot down into a place that he would never fit into, that is, until a certain kunoichi risks her life to change him back...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,903 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by InvaderWeb reviews
Lee wonders what it would be like to have Sakura as his own and contemplates on talking to her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Cursed by Life Revised by Snow Tigra reviews
When a person is born in death, they are cursed by death, for life. Gaara had always seen the spirits around him and they'd never bothered him before. But that was before he met Haku and things took a turn in his horrible life for the worst. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Gaara, Haku - Complete
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Perversion of Innocence reviews
Bumblebee is a bad bot indeed. No I don't mean it that way, or maybe I do. Read it to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bumblebee
A Little Time Together reviews
Light and the rest of the investigation team , save L and Misa, are off the the US to find the whereabouts of another Death Note. How will L handle this situation alone, and with only a Light obsessed woman for company? Slight LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - L, Misa A.