Kaoru Ichimaru
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Joined 03-11-07, id: 1236159, Profile Updated: 04-26-13
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Arrow.

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DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!! There, now I don't have keep putting that in my stories, it gets old fast.

Funny Quotes:

"Before you say anything, I'd like to remind you I'm holding an axe." -Sherlock, Elementary

"This isn't going to be high on dignity..." -The Doctor, Doctor Who

"Arkansas, come for the meth, stay because you traded your car for the meth." -Steven Colbert

"Nothing wrong with your house Mrs. Hudson, which is more than can be said for the dead serial killer on the first floor." "Dead what?" "Good news for London, bad news for your carpet." -Sherlock & Mrs. Hudson, Unaired Pilot

"If I had half a brain, I'd be twice as smart as you." -Unknown

"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?" -Unknown

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Unknown

"Look at chapter 6, it's titled 'Shut the Hell up...Also look at chapter 2, it's called 'Bite me."" -House

"92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. Are you part of the 8 percent that would laugh your ass off watching them?" -Random Internet quote

"I'm not leaving, I'm just walking away and not coming back." -Me

"Piss me off, I dare you." -Zeke when he was describing my personality

"Sanity? I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place!" -Kenpachi

"YOU ABUSE ME WITH YOUR GAY PORN!" -My friend, Random, while talking to me and my friend

"Even your sanity is insane!" -Me talking about Yumikou's sanity.

"Embrace your masculinity and DIE!" -Me summing up Mello's life in Death Note

"Sqaud 11 Perfume -- The scent of manliness!" -Me, a drawing I did for Yumikou's amusement. (I dd NOT talk about masculinity a lot Yumikou!)

"It’s easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one" -Gin Ichimaru

I'll add more later if I remember them.

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It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 720,118 - Reviews: 5265 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Owen, Indominus Rex
Brother, Mine by Beth Nottingham reviews
7-year-old Owen Grady has spent his few years on earth in a broken and dysfunctional home, but things change unexpectedly for the better when he's scouted to be a part of a behavioral study along with three other children, and four velociraptor hatchlings. Kid!Owen, Kid!Claire, Kid!Barry, Gray (already a kid!), and everybody's four favorite terrible lizards.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,284 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Velociraptor, Claire, Owen, Zara Y.
An Unexpected Happily Ever After by XTheDarkQueenX reviews
"You can't control me anymore Kagome" Inuyasha yelled, tearing at his necklace of subjugation which to everyone's surprise spilt; beads scattering as a silver light engulfed Inuyasha. 6 Months Previous "Go away Sesshomaru" Inuyasha shouted "I am not yours and I ain't no damn Uke!" "This Sesshomaru disagrees, our Father scented you at birth; you are Uke and you are MINE!"
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Inuyasha, Sesshomaru] - Complete
Beyond Description by LadyPaige reviews
Oliver's time on the Island was beyond description, being left there was beyond description, to never see Slade again was beyond description. Set in Season one, from Home Invasion to Sacrifice. NEED a editor for this story and/or it's sequel.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,667 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Slade W./Deathstroke] - Complete
YuGiOh GX Generation Next by Widzilla reviews
After Judai's journey... The truth about Judai's past. 'He' is a GIRL! Spiritshipping. Kinda x-over with Yugioh, but mostly about Yugioh GX. Don't like gender bender, then DON'T READ!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,364 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
After it All by Kalfina reviews
Ash has been raised by Giovanni, being taken from Delia as a newborn. He's trained to be the heir of Team Rocket, and his best friend is the son of Team Rocket's greatest financial benefactor, Ghetsis. As Ash and N travel together as a test by their fathers, they plan their father's downfall along with the merging of two of the biggest organizations in the regions. IdealShipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, N H./Natural H. G.] Riley/Gen, White
No Need to Fear the Cold by OC'specialty reviews
"Eight years ago I nearly killed my sister because of my powers. Every year they grow in strength, so much so that I can't control them in any regard and have to be locked up here in my room, away from any contact outside of my parents. You call that simple?" "Yes it is." - Loki thought he was alone in his abilities, until he met a special girl. Loki/Elsa AU. Oneshot.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Loki, Elsa - Complete
Hope Hates Reality by Alia D reviews
An ignored love and a destructive friendship have left Yami weary and heartbroken. Could Yami rise to the occasion when a special, little someone needs him most? And can Yami possibly find a happy ending at the same time? Monarchshipping / Baby Yugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,945 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Yami Yūgi, Atem] Yūgi M.
Peripheral Reality by Shinsun1 reviews
A KakaKu fanfiction. Goku, while at SSJ4, pushes his power too high and accidentally rips a hole in time and space, transporting him to a completely different dimension, where he is rescued from the brink of death by... himself. Kakarot, a young Super Saiyan on Vegeta-sei, finds him, and he fights to deny his attraction to the stranger named Goku as he is betrothed to another.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,312 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Goku
Brotherly Love by CherryNinja reviews
Sequel to my "Proving" fics. Raditz is surprised about how well the strange relationship with Vegeta and Kakarot is working, even though he had to get used to his brother being part of it. But somehow he can't shake the feeling that Kakarot is starting to come on to him. Kakarot/Raditz PWP
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Goku, Raditz] Vegeta - Complete
Finding Destiny by Yaoi Scribe reviews
On a planet where Rank is everything, the lower classed Saiyans struggle for survival up against an Elite with a vicious streak. As an Elite, Tora wasn't planning on getting involved in anything...until he found Bardock *warnings within* *1st Person POV*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Toma, Bardock
Never: A SesshomaruXKururugi Oneshot by HiddenXEmotion reviews
Written for a Friend. Kaname's wish of returning to the Feudal Era has finally been granted to find out that everything as progressed over the years. She believes that everything is in peace again but it seems that Naraku still had a small surprise up his sleeve, even after all these years and that surprise has its sights set on the Shinigami weilder.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sesshomaru, Naraku - Complete
Mating Instinct by Jack Solo Black reviews
The Doctor gets caught unawares by a biological trait... Jack just happens to be there...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Drawn Together by Kamiyashi reviews
Kaiba deals with his Yami obsession by drawing yaoi doujinshi featuring a human Blue Eyes White Dragon and Black Magician who have an uncanny resemblance to them. What Kaiba never counted on was Yami finding out and wanting to reenact his favorite scenes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,885 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Living with Oneself by Yaoi Scribe reviews
Goten is having trouble adjusting to being gay. Pushed way too far, he makes a wish on the Dragon Balls and is sent the last person anyone else wanted to see; Raditz. *Summary doesn't do justice* Yaoi, Noncon AU OOCNESS abounds. Unbeta'd.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Eternal Dilemma by Yuki Arashi Hitsugaya reviews
Toshiro has a younger sister with some CRAZY friends! She finds out that a mysterious man is after her. Bum bum bum! OC's paired with Ichigo, Byakuya, Kenpachi, Kisuke, and Shuuhei. Uses stuffs from No Blasting Idea! T for language. Please give reviews!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
Remember Me by Princess Sin reviews
After being thought of as dead, Inuyasha is sold into slavery but fate in the form of a storm sets the little hanyou adrift at sea. Where he is rescue and brought to a foreign with no memory of who he is or where he comes from.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,742 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
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Alone reviews
Crappy title, I know. After loosing Tommy and Diggle, Oliver is unable to cope and shuts down. Can Felicity convince Diggle to help save the billionaire? Can Oliver even be saved? Spoilers for "Home Invasion".
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch, John D./Spartan
Cursed Love reviews
A woman's scorn is nothing to laugh at and Seth learns that the hard way. He and his lover Atem are cursed for the rest of time to never be together. Their love cant be stopped but how many lives must they live before they can be together? Yugioh GX & 5ds
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba
No Blasting Idea! reviews
Gin, Aizen, Yumichika, and Toshiro all have younger sisters, that now have to attend the human school where a few of the 13 Court Squad Guards teach. Evil has penitrated the Soul Socitey, and seek to kill the four girls.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen