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Joined 03-11-07, id: 1236225, Profile Updated: 09-07-11
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Alex Rider, X-overs, and Power of Five series.


Name: Sorceror Nobody

Real Name: Sorceror Nobody... oh, fine. It's Jacob Turner

Age: At least as old as this universe, if not more.
In an equivalent comparison to humans, however, I guess you could say I'm 21

Gender: Male (again, by analogy with humans)

Location: England

Nobody Traits:

Type: Sorceror Nobody (not to be confused with Sorcerer Nobodies)

Rarity: Unique

Rank: None, because a high enough rank has not yet been defined

Subordinates: All lower Nobodies. Also most Heartless. Limited control over Organization members, when I can be bothered

Element: Sort of generic, including all the Organization members' elements as well as several extra

Weapon: Mainly my powers, but I do indulge in Keyblades, Chakram, Kunai, Sephiroth's Masamune, etc. occasionally

Other abilities: Well, I can solve Rubik's Cube pretty quickly. My record is 1:51 so far, if you care

Favourite Things:

Games: Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy II, Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core -Final Fantasy VII-, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Final Fantasy Tactics A2, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates, Dissidia Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts II, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, Kingdom Hearts Re:coded, The World Ends With You. See the pattern yet? I also enjoy (and have) most of the Crash Bandicoot games. Also Pokémon Diamond... I may not be a fanatic anymore, but Pokémon remains classic.

Books: House of Leaves (Mark Z. Danielewski), Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), Edge Chronicles (Paul Stewart and Chris Riddell), Alex Rider and Power of Five (Anthony Horowitz), A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket), His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman), Mortal Engines quartet (Philip Reeve), Keys to the Kingdom (Garth Nix), Artemis Fowl (Eoin Colfer), and several others, many by some of the same authors.

Films: The Matrix trilogy, the Shrek films, the Harry Potter films, the Pirates of the Caribbean films, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Bruce Almighty, the Scooby Doo films (more the second one) and FFVII: Advent Children. I'm okay with Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within as well. It wasn't brilliant, but I didn't hate it. Also, like the above section, Pokémon is still decent.

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, House, Lie to Me, Lost, and occasional Simpsons and Futurama. Buffy and Angel are okay too. In contrast to the films and games, however, I couldn't care much less about the Pokémon anime series. Survivors is decent. I also enjoy programs such as Have I Got News for You, Mock the Week and QI.

Click here to visit my forum! Yes, I know there's a link to "My Forums" at the top of my profile, but do I look like I care?

Check out my videos at . Guess what? Yup, lots of KH and FF.

My Fanfictions

Kingdom Hearts Weakest Link - A game of Weakest Link, with ten characters from the KH series as contestants. Rated T for possible language and violence, especially since Sephiroth is in it and already been annoyed repeatedly! The idea for this just randomly came to me while I was on my A2 Biology Fieldwork, and I decided which characters to use as well as sketching out initial ideas for their self-introductions. Still technically on hiatus, but with occasional updates keeping it alive. I have no intention of giving up on it, and I do have a few questions and incidents planned, but they're all for later in the fic.

Switching Sides - A teaser for a crossover fanfiction between Snakehead (Alex Rider) and Evil Star (Power of Five). Two characters in very similar situations get inexplicably swapped over. Something very weird is going on... Rated T because of there being mortal injuries involved.

Inexistent Misadventure - Intended to be a totally random series of events, involving whichever characters and canons I feel like throwing in, purely for the potential lulz. Rated K for the moment, but practically guaranteed to be revised to T within the first few chapters, and possibly to M later on. I have no idea where it's going to go, because I plan to make it all up as I go along.

-> Inexistent Misadventure is also hosted on KH Fanon Wiki ( That's actually the "main" version of it, since being on a wiki allows a lot more content flexibility than does.

Random Character Fic List/Quiz

MechaUltimaZero did this after he saw Darek Metaltron's version of it, and I'm a boring copycat :P

List 12 people from any fandom.

Okay then...

1. Kefka Palazzo, for the awesome

2. "Lightning" Farron, for the sexy

3. Axel, for the awesome

4. Terra Branford, for the sexy

5. Artemis Fowl, for the epic genius

6. Sephiroth, for the epic awesome

7. Captain Jack Sparrow, for the epic awesome

8. Cissnei, for the sexy

9. Zexion, for the awesome

10. Aeris Gainsborough, for teh lulz

11. Dr. Gregory House, for the awesome

12. Auron, for the awesome

I think you can probably see a bit of a pattern here...

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Sephiroth and House? That could be... interesting. "It's never lupus... but it might be Jenova cells"? If there was one, I'd definitely read it to see how it turned out. Even if it was pure crack, which seems quite probable, does it not?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Immeasurably hot. No scale yet devised can cope with this level of sexy.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?...

Auron and Cissnei? Interesting. I'm not sure what I think of it as a pairing, but it could work. I might like to see that fic happen...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Several of my favourites on here involve the Organization, and thus Zexion.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Light and Sephy? I think the universe would asplode from overload of awesome.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Artemis and Zexion or Aeris? It depends. If this is a pairings question, Aeris, because although I have nothing against yaoi, I don't see it working for Artemis. Besides, Aeris would fascinate him... he's like a smarter but far more moral version of the entire Shinra Science Department put together. If this is just a crossover fic question, definitely Artemis and Zexion, because that would probably be an awesome scheming double act. They would be one hell of a team.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Captain Jack walks in on Light and Auron? Probably a threesome, savvy? Either that, or Jack gets a slap in the face ("Might've deserved that one")

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Axel and Aeris? Well, Axel's similarity to Reno might provide a starting point... and they are both in the KH-verse, so it's not unfeasible. I have no idea which direction it would go in, but I don't think it should be a pairing, so probably a bunch of amusing antics bordering on, but just shy of, crackdom.

Tiring of spending most of her life in the company of guys with outrageously spiky hair, it's quite simply the last straw when Aeris meets Axel. Though she tries to avoid him, events conspire to keep the bickering duo together through a wide array of bizarre antics. Extreme hilarity ensues.

One could also make a pairing, mind you. The summary for that is "Ansem Retort".

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Kefka and Cissnei? I really hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

That's a difficult one. I expect it would drift into yaoi territory with Auron being comforted over the loss of Jecht or Braska. Besides, neither Captain Jack nor Auron is exactly the comforting type, so I really don't see this one working. Actually, if you only want a title, then that's not so hard... how about "A Sparrow's Aid" or something like that?

11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I'm not sure how an Artemis/Lightning/Terra fic would work out, and I certainly don't know if anyone on my friends list would write one. Perhaps I'll issue it as a challenge to OOCMaster.

12. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Aeris: "I LOVE YOU, SEPHIROTH!!!" ...from an AU crack fic or something.

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kefka, Sephiroth and Auron?

Warning: Contains so much awesome that your head and computer would both asplode just from reading this warni- ah, crud. Look at the mess you just made. Brains everywhere. Tch.

14. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Aeris: "So, you're an ex-soldier, are you? My last boyfriend thought he was, too."

Lightning: "...are you bi?"

15. What is Six's super secret kink?

Sephiroth? I dare not answer this. I'd rather not suffer "death by fanboys/girls".

16. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

House and Zexion? If House was drunk AND hallucinating from Vicodin AND Zexion used an illusion to appear as Cuddy or something. Has to be all three, otherwise hell no.

17. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

"Kefka and Zexion are in a happy relationship until Zexion runs off with Terra. Kefka, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 'Greg' and a brief unhappy affair with Auron, then follows the wise advice of Artemis and finds true love with Axel"

Evidently, Kefka is consistently gay (believable enough), and seems to quite like Organization members. The one-night stand with House would probably require similar conditions to the above question, although Kefka would be wearing the Pretty Princess set from Dissidia rather than using illusions, and the affair with Auron would probably be very unhappy. Wisdom from Artemis is plausible... although, then again, relationships advice from Artemis? Perhaps not.

Zexion definitely has the right idea, though. Snagging Terra? Damn, he's good.

Title: Diary of a lovelorn harlequin

18. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Captain Jack and Axel? Dear god, that would be the beyond hilarious crack to end all crack. I genuinely can't decide who tops, because it would probably alternate on a minute-by-minute basis as each of them repeatedly one-upped the other in a glorious display of epic ROFLMAO WIN!!!

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Hmmm... I've read a couple of short Artemis Fowl fics, but I can't remember how long ago that would be. I haven't read any stellar ones... but then, I can't say I've looked very hard.

20. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Captain Jack and Cissnei? I might actually quite like that. It'd be interesting, to say the least.

As a reward for reading all of that, you get a metaphorical cookie. Not a real one, because I can't send those through the internet, and they're too nice to give away anyway :P

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Everybody Loves Balthier by RenegadeZabuzaMomochi reviews
After the final battle with Vayne, Balthier and Fran are expecting, Penelo and Vaan are engaged, Basch learns how to tie his shoes and Ashe becomes a Muslim. Join in on the adventure, on Everyone Loves Balthier!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Balthier, Fran
The Annals of Darkness: Light's Growth by Shire Folk reviews
Part III. The pieces position themselves for what will be the greatest conflict since the Keyblade war. Darkness troubles hearts of many, including Sora's. None will be able to escape the conflict against Maleficent. Light prepares, and Darkness gathers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 1,006,164 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie K. - Complete
Shards of Memory by Drake Clawfang reviews
Cloud and Terra join forces to battle Kefka and Sephiroth as they search for their Crystals. Along the way they must confront their troubled pasts before their secrets cause the other's demise, and discover the higher destinies set for them. An alternate telling of the game's events from their POV. Not a typical shipping fic, romance is subtle.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 267,070 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Terra B. - Complete
A Clash of Heroes by Mengde reviews
Cosmos and Chaos fight a war eternal, but the face of the conflict will be forever changed when the Goddess of Order calls for aid from two proven warriors. Before Tidus, there was Auron… and before Cloud, there was Sephiroth. This is their story.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,655 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sephiroth
Flame Verses Fool by Feebee-Weebee reviews
SEQUEL TO "SEEING DOUBLE." Okay, it's been a while since Axel left Reno in an "awkward position" and now Reno wants revenge... and a little of his dignity back. What happens when their two paths meet again?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Reno, Axel
Organization Boredom: XIII in RuneScape by Morgan Midnight- The Solar Fox reviews
The original XIII members of the Kingdom Hearts Organization get stuck in RuneScape. Watch what happens! R & R
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 9/28/2007
The Day the World Stood Chibi by Riku's Dark Vampire Girl reviews
What happens when Sora, Riku, and Organization XIII wake up to be chibis? Just who's the person that made it that way? An idea I've had and will try to update constantly. Maybe funny.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Sora
Seeing Double by Feebee-Weebee reviews
COMPLETE! Reno meets Axel when he is stranded in Midgar. What happens when the two of them are forced to work together in order to let Axel escape? FFVII and KINGDOM HEARTS II
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Reno - Complete
The Annals of Darkness: The Beginning by Shire Folk reviews
Part I. A normal life is first in the minds of Sora, Kairi, and Riku before they are thrust headfirst into another plot for Kingdom Hearts. Maleficent is back, and her nefarious plans could cost Sora his heart, in more ways than one. SXK RXN RiXYuf
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 378,598 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Annals of Darkness: A Week of Troubles by Shire Folk reviews
Part II. With Maleficent returned and brandishing the powers of Kingdom Hearts Sora and Kairi suddenly appear in Radiant Garden in a coma in the arms of an enemy. With Sora missing an arm and unable to call the keyblade can they ever recover their hope?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 257,590 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
An Earthly Child by amitai reviews
Doctor WhoAlex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord. NOW OFF HIATUS!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,862 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Alex R./Cub
A Day in the Other Life by AnimeAries402 reviews
For one day, she's not a queen, merely an ordinary person. And for one day, and an old friend isn't stealing treasure, but instead her heart. Vaashe
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,862 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - [Ashe, Vaan] [Penelo, Balthier]
Wheels on the Bus by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
AU. An eight hour bus ride together when they can’t stand each other. Wonderful. SoraKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
My Guardian Angel III: My Fallen Angel by R.A. Pointless reviews
Ever since His sacrifice 2 Years ago Kairi has been in a seemingly neverending depression. However one night a mysterious man greets her in her dorm room with a message from her fallen angel...Sora. --Indefinite Hiatus--
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Sunrise by OOCmaster reviews
A Kingdom Hearts crossover. A strange man washes up on Besaid, and Rikku can't help but feel connected to him somehow. But who are the strange people in cloaks, and what do they want with Spira?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Rikku
The Hollow Bastion Fan Fiction Academy by Rain Urameshi reviews
In which badfic!Authors are painfully instructed in the ways of proper fanfiction writing. A Miss Cam authorized OFU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005
The Lost Keyblade by Priest-of-Gaia reviews
Sora is determined to find out who stole his keyblade. It has to be either Riku, Kairi, Tidus, or that guy at ther fish market. Following is a collection of completely random, and I mean random stories including stealthy Sora and riding a moose.SoraXRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sora, Riku
Con Artist by Priest-of-Gaia reviews
Riku is a con artist. He is masterful in the art of seduction. But what happens when a boy comes into his life and causes Riku to second guess himself. Even worse, what happens when the company he works for, expects him to go as far as murder.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,920 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Riku, Sora
Sora vs Sephiroth: How It Should've Been by Eternal Smasher reviews
A crazier version of the battles between Sora and Sephiroth. Rated for language and blood. Let me know how this one is. Please? Update? No way...I swear, after this I'm done.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Different things a Dalek could be good for by lozza1989 reviews
title says all.NO FLAMES PLEASE.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Apocalypse by OOCmaster reviews
A KHIII story. Sora, Riku and Kairi think they've saved the worlds but a deadly new threat has risen, and the Heartless are stronger than ever. Can the trio fight against The Coming Void, and maybe find a little love along the way? Sokai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Kairi, Sora
Doppleganger by cheri1 reviews
10Rose Post Doomsday AU: Rose is trapped in the alternate dimension trying to live her life day by day. But fate brings her and the Doctor back together although things aren't always what they seem. FINISHED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,952 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Gender Mishap by cycathewise reviews
KC sequel! Selphie´s at it again! When Sora is turned to a girl his life gets a little harder. If school isn´t hard already, he also has to deal with one of his enemy hitting on him! RikuxSora, a little RoxasxSora Yaio FINALLY Updated!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sora, Riku
For Me by Luna Lovegood5 reviews
Rose has a request for Martha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
The Strife Family! by kurogane05 reviews
The Strife Family as little kids! Jenova is exhausted after her fifth and is soon going to have her sixth child... who will it be? It's a surprise! What kind of trouble will Cloud and Sephiroth get into? Just read and find out. thanks JZ for helping me wi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Problems with Sephiroth: The Princess's Tale by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
Part III of III. Kairi plans to return and eat lunch with her boys. She does not expect to find both boys gone and a one winged angel sitting in the kitchen with a bowl on his head.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Kairi, Sephiroth - Complete
The Doctor makes a House call by Cute Gallifreyan reviews
10th Doctor and Rose make a housecall to Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital and meets Doctor Gregory House. [House M.D. Crossover fic][Complete]
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,504 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Interrupted by Yuffie by HetLemony reviews
A different ending to my oneshot Relax. Same warnings as before, graphic Cleris lemon.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Spira's Doorway by Priest-of-Gaia reviews
When Sora, Riku, and Kairi find the mysterious doorway to Spira, they are seperated. Donald and Goofy are too late on stopping them from meddling in this world. How much can change with the keyblader involved in Final Fantasy X. SoraxRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sora, Riku
Bothering Sephiroth by iheartmwpp reviews
Oneshot. Sora doesn't feel like pressing triangle to get Sephiroth's attention, so he tries everything else he can think of. My first solo fic, please be brutal.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sephiroth, Sora - Complete
Relax! by HetLemony reviews
Aeris is worried about Cloud and wants him to relax. Problem is, her massage turns a little passionate. Graphic Cleris lemon
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
My Guardian Angel II: An Angel Among Us by R.A. Pointless reviews
Sora begins life anew on Destiny Island. Forgetting all about his true self, Sora becomes Sora Hikari, a boy who goes to Destiny High same as Kairi. This sets off a chain of events that leds to the near destruction of everything. SXK
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
My Guardian Angel by R.A. Pointless reviews
Kairi's life isn't going her way. She's only got a few friends and the boy she likes doesn't even notice her. That all changes when she meets her guardian angel, Sora. RXK then SXK
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Show and Tell by Elycat reviews
“Of course, you really can’t blame me. I had a troubled childhood.” And so Ansem arouses Riku's curiosity, and so Riku delves into the twisted territory of Ansem's memory to discover a tale of good, evil, silverhaired six year olds, and... kindergarten.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Problems with Sephiroth: Reverse Rebirth by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
Part II of III. Sora's problems with Sephiroth affect others too. Unfortunately for Riku, this mostly means him. So much for lunch.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Riku, Sephiroth - Complete
Key Cat by cycathewise reviews
Never trust Selphie with a magic book. When Sora is turned to a cat and is forced to keep it a secret no good can happen. Especially if he has to live with Riku! RxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,806 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Platinum by Life Returns reviews
The story of how Sephiroth came to the Coliseum from FFVII world. It starts off in FFVII, but it is KH, rest assured. See the pain and suffering he had to withstand to go fight Cloud!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sephiroth
Sorin by Koken reviews
Slightly AU, YunaxTidus, RikkuxGippal, PainexBaralai, Set after the events of FFX2 there are people held captive, meyhem yet again, and lots of sexual tension.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,558 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Baralai, Paine - Complete
Problems with Sephiroth by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
Part I of III. Sephiroth challenges Sora to a duel during lunch. The aftermath of Sora's escape is somewhat chaotic, to say the least.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sora, Sephiroth - Complete
Where's the Keyblade? by Fairy Godmoose reviews
Insane oneshot. Right before Sora's rematch with Sephiroth, he loses his Keyblade, and has to find it ASAP. Unfortunately, due to Kairi, a pig, and yours truly, the task is harder than it seems.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Expect the UnExpected by RikkuFF10 reviews
Experiment 9A- a combination of Sephiroth and Cloud. But what could possibly turn out from this experiment? Starts getting interesting in the later part of the chapters... Gets more serious! mwahahahaah...funni at first, though.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,461 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003
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Inexistent Misadventure
It's an easy "life", being a supreme transcendental nonentity... but what happens when Sorceror Nobody suddenly finds himself lost in the multiverse, powerless to return to the Void? Answer: Hilarity. Rated K for now; will become T, or maybe even M, later
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,958 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010
Kingdom Hearts Weakest Link reviews
Ten characters competing for up to 27500 Munny. Ever wondered what would happen if Weakest Link did Kingdom Hearts? Now you can find out! Rated T in case of possible language and probable violence. This fic is set after KHII with some CoM characters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 9/28/2007
Switching Sides reviews
A teaser for an Alex Rider/Power of Five crossover. Parallels are drawn between events in Snakehead and Evil Star, and something very strange happens as a result... Rated T because it involves mortal injury of characters.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete