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Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

(formerly Kapu37)

Hey, wassup?

I am working on a few things right now at my own pace which, sadly, is very slow. But fear not! Even if I'm not in a writing mood, I'm always in an editing mood. So if you need one, I am always available as a beta reader.

Anyways, feel free to message me about whatever. I like...uh...talking. Y'know. Something like that.

So...ttyl?

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Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,828 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Grimlock, Prowl - Complete
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Kiss of Language by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
Babies come from WHERE! by Camfield reviews
Alien gestation and birth. ALIEN GESTATION AND BIRTH. Spike was tempted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
Event Horizon by Dracoqueen22 reviews
TF: Prime, Post S1. Ratchet and Sunstreaker are forced to reveal a hidden truth while the Autobots struggle to come to terms with the conclusion of their last battle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,466 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Dungeons and Dragons by Birdiebot reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker attempt to teach Ratchet how to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Doodling About A Certain Someone by Cornmaize122 reviews
Optimus is amused. Prowl is embarrassed. ...And Jazz is oblivious. R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Gemini by FairladyZ2005 reviews
G1: Sunstreaker is ordered to Cybertron. Sideswipe is stuck at Autobot City. As the events of Transformers: The Movie loom ever closer, how do the Twins deal with their long separation? A pseudo-sequel to The Art of Death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,064 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Overprotective by Jalaperilo reviews
G1. Silverbolt is on the recieving end of some brotherly affection in the form of a chewing out. Bolt/Spot. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Silverbolt, Slingshot - Complete
Sink or Swim by Molten-Ashes reviews
So what do you do in this... Swimming Pool you speak of?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Bond of Convenience by Sideslip reviews
Arranged bonds were unusual but not unheard of. This one was different from all others because it was arranged by the High Lord Optimus Prime. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sunstreaker's Top Ten Pick Up Lines by ice around the moon reviews
Sideswipe comes across blackmail gold.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Frosted Windowpanes by Meta-Akira reviews
It's Christmas Eve in Cherrygrove. A White Christmas is certain, but he has no one to spend it with. Well, that might not be the case for long when he bumps into Lyra... SoulSilvershipping. Merry Christmas!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
The Christmas Bell by R. Herring reviews
Skywarp researches the mysteriously powerful human, Santa Claus, in an effort to curb his increasing homesickness—much to the annoyance of Thundercracker. A surprising gift from an unexpected source raises everyone's spirits.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Awkward Confession by SeEmYaWeSoMeNeSs reviews
Her expression went from amused to thoughtful. "You know, back when I was eleven, I totally would've been swooning all over you. Funny, huh?" SoulSilverShipping. T for Silver's language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Unusual by Kakawot reviews
"That's not true, Sam. Prowl, for example, sucks at chess." - Oneshot, '07-verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sam Witwicky, Prowl - Complete
Herculean by romdeau
Prior to the outbreak of Cybertron's planet-wide civil war, Sunstreaker was a gladiator in the games held between the city-states. Drabble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Murdermobile by KillforKlondike reviews
"What the hell did you do to my Hyundai?" "We put in offensive devices in it." "SO YOU PUT A GRENADE LAUNCHER IN IT!"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Barricade, Megatron - Complete
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
Scare by Neirthen reviews
In which Prowl is afraid of spiders, Ratchet is afraid of snakes, and Red Alert is just afraid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Fun and Games by QoS reviews
The Stunticons have a RPG session, which Dead End does not enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dead End - Complete
The Soul of Christmas by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Silver's having a rotten Christmas, and birthday, but when he's roomed for the night with a girl named Lyra, perhaps his holiday won't be so bad. [SoulSilverShipping; Silver/ Lyra. Oneshot.]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone] - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Request by Beregond5 reviews
G1. What's a small favour between friends?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Just Right by Arcturas reviews
Kind of like a slashy Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except that "Goldilocks" is a pair of Lamborghini twins. And the "Three Bears" are a family of Datsuns. Guess who the baby bear is? Very loosely G1-based.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Playing with Fire by Sergeant Duck reviews
Not enough Red Alert and Inferno fics...I am doing my part to change this. Rated for future chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Defenders by vericus reviews
G1, slash - They knew what they were getting into when they decided they wanted Bluestreak. Only one mech thought to warn Bluestreak about what he was getting into when he decided he wanted them as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
Brotherly Love by P.A.W.07 reviews
The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can't help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male's mind could perceive. One-shot. 2007movieverse. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Prowl, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
REM by rrdt reviews
Sam dreams, and in his dreams, things aren't the way they're supposed to be.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Mine by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2008 - [Mirage, Hound] - Complete
Traffic Stops by Tobias reviews
Bryan and Kasey team up with Barricade and Prowl to see who can rack up the most points by writing traffic tickets. ONESHOT. Slight JazzProwl at the end.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Whose Idea Was This Anyways? by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Someone suggests a paintball fight to the autobots... unknowing of the chaos that would soon ensue.... rated for complete crack.. seriously.. you're brain's gonna die.. and transformer cussing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Quantum Pony Express by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse: Mild crack fic When the Autobots, along with Sam Witwicky and Captain William Lennox, drive to 'The Seattle Movie Motor Convention' to investigate a Cybertronian signal, they encounter a surreal situation. Sam couldn't be more excited.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
101 Things To Do Before You Die by Dreamchylde reviews
You asked for it! Ficlets about Jazz and Rachel's vacation after 'Thrown to the Front Lines'. Cute & fluffy tales as they drive cross country. It's so nice to spend quality time with the one you love, especially when no one is trying to kill you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Curse of the Furby by Wacky Walnut reviews
Bumblebee buys a Furby, need I say much more? Humour attempt. Now with final chapter. Hehe bless their little cottons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Stick by PuraJazzBot reviews
[Movie]Bumblebee gets run off the road and ends up stuck and unable to transform. Now it's up to Jazz to help him. More mild JazzxBee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Stargazing by Isabeau1 reviews
2007movie Bumblebee spends an evening feeling a little homesick.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Starscream: Babysitter Extraordinaire by sonofwolf reviews
Starscream gets assigned to watching two captured Autobots...our favorite twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Haunting by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Side story for The Romance No One Saw Coming. Where exactly does Jazz go on peaceful nights?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jazz - Complete
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
The Color Purple by Red Tale reviews
G1 When Bumblebee is injured in battle, Spike has to get a ride from a different yellow autobot. And somehow that leads to the color purple. Sunstreaker and Spike how many people put these two together…nobody, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Revenge is a dish best served … orange? by Wyntir Rose reviews
[G1] Smokescreen discovers that sometimes a prank doesn't turn out as you planned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Dual Disasters by Amilyi reviews
[G1] Ratchet discovers the difficulty that is twins. Please 'Read & Review'. Thank you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
0700 hours at the Ark by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Prowl has an...interesting day
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Spooked by MariaShadow reviews
G1, one shot. Jazz gets to have a little fun...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Storm Warnings by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Jazz tells the story of the First Twins. Real? Or merely superstition? You be the judge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
A Bot's Best Friend by DesertCat87 reviews
G1: Sideswipe finds a stray dog and gives him a home. If Sunstreaker will allow it anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2005
Sunshine And Roses by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) Sideswipe learns that you should always be careful of what you wish for
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2004
Transformers: Robots In Disguise (Season 2) by Phantom 1 reviews
Possibly one of the first TF:RID fanfics to be put in here, featuring new old enemies, and new old allies. R/R to find out what I mean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 11/23/2001
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Bluestreak's Clues reviews
G1. Bluestreak overhears a conspiracy within the Ark and leaves clues for Prowl to decipher. Mild crack. Prowl/Jazz and Sunny/Blue, but only if you squint.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Syndrome reviews
Any self-respecting doctor would rather go offline than join the Decepticons-right? Enter: Spotlight, your exception.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
Hell Hath reviews
G1 Someone from the twins' past has come back bent on revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete