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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.
NAME: Rachel. Most of my friends call me Rae, or RaeRae though.
AGE: I look older then I actually am.
ALSO. I'M A FAILURE. SO I RARELY UPDATE MY STORIES. I'M SORRY.
"I'm worse than evil, I'm the author."
" If you join the dark side there is a chance that you will not die by my hands( the cookies are pretty good too)"
"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk."
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
"I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life."
"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died."
"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."
"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precede to tell you exactly why it isn't."
Curiosity killed the cat...but then again, a cat has nine lives.
Curiosity killed the cat, but its satisfaction brought it back.
I met up with fate... she doesn't like me very much...
"Your revolver has six bullets, but your fists never run out of terror"
He who laughs Last thinks the Slowest.
"Reality is nothing that stops to exist when we stop believing in it."
I've lost my sanity ... have you seen it?
"If at first you don't succeed, pretend it never happened and try again"
"Stop making the same stupid mistakes and start making new ones"
"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Good Heavens! It's the ultimate freak show!
When some one tells me to jump, I don't say, "How high?", I say, "GO FUCK YOURSELF".
Sorry about being late, I got lost on the road of life.
There are three kinds of people:
"100 years from now...nobody will care."
"Sometime's the key to wisdom is not to answer every stupid question that somebody asks you."
When captured birds grow wiser, they try to open the cage with their beaks, they don't give up because they want to fly again
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.
Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
Listen to the voices in your head. They will be the destruction of the world.
If child abuse is illegal, why do we go to school?
"There is always one true inner voice. Trust it".
Angry people need hugs(or sharp objects).
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
I wonder what it's like to be a slice of cheese.
When life gives you lemons ask for a refund.
I'M NOT CRAZY, my reality is just different than yours.
It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.
You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!
SAVE THE EARTH! (its the only planet with chocolate).
My imaginary friend thinks that you have Mental Problems.
Hell is full of retarded kittens.
Gotta love Boys who wear Black Eyeliner.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Sorry, I missed church I was busy practicing witchcraft. And becoming a Gothic.
OMG! the rains wet.
You're about to be a strange smell in the attic , or basement, or alleyway , or where ever I can put your body.
DON'T HIT KIDS! No, seriously. They have guns now.
DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE! it kinda hurts
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
OMG! snow is white.
Blackmail is the answer to everything.
When your a fat little kid, there are no more see-saws...only catapults
"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
You're only young once; you can be immature forever.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes!
No matter where you go, there you are. Huh?
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??
If crimefighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privilege
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the movie.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
I'm knot dumb!
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at a butt kicking contest."
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"All the men in my family were bearded and most of the women."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me".
What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Illiterate? Write For Help
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Normal people worry me
If you die, I'll kill you!
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate."
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...
-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
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~HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG~
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
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Also, me and 3 of my friends have a joint account. We are... hold on, gotta go see if I get it right.
Yes, I believe that is it.