Blue Funk
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Joined 03-12-07, id: 1236720, Profile Updated: 05-18-18
Author has written 23 stories for Kingdom Hearts, One Piece, Zombie-Loan, Digimon, and Inception.

May 18, 2018 note:

Hi friends! After logging into this account for the first time in seven (!!) years, I've found that a lot of you have been reaching out to me, trying to find me, etc. Although I will most likely not be moving back to to post works, you can find me on my AO3 (xaves) or my tumblr (kyrolen).

Thank you again for reading, for enjoying things I wrote a long time ago, for all those amazing artists that created actual art for me (LARA! I miss you), and for all of your support. I may have moved on from a lot of these fandoms that I wrote for, but that doesn't mean I value the writing, the memories, or your feedback any less. If you find me around, feel free to shoot me a message or say hi! I'd be happy to reminisce or tell you what I planned for ending some of these crazy stories I had brewing in my head. Love you guys! BYE.

-Blue


Blue Funk: aka Lera. ftw.

Writer. Blood Type AB. Quite teh silly. A roflcopter master.
-Shooper of da whoop
-Haz pet cactus.
-Doing it for the lolz.
-Does barrel rolls daily.
-Gave up her soul to T.M.Revolution
-GOTCHA!

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Special Discount:
By the lovely Lara: Look at the kitteh! : Glowstick love

From my Putt-Putt : AkuRoku Speshul : Aqueous Discombobulation

SINthetic:
From Lara: Number Two : Distressed Namine at the end of Ch. 1

From the ever awesome V: "Early Morning Chat" : "Don't let me feel..."

Halcyon Days:
By the fantastic Memorialfire on dA: Funk

Funk Inflicted:
From ViralDollie on dA: Funk Inflicted

-Giftart!-

From Lara: Axel/Roxas snowball fight : Axel under the Christmas Tree :

From Mellorine: 200 reviews for SD!

By V: X-Mas Present: Gropage

Oh, and I got spoiled beyond belief on my birthday by Julia (freak.with.a.shoe) and Lara ;_; :

From Julia : From Lara

Thank you, everyone!

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Vis Arcana by Rinjou reviews
"Send me back! Send me back to my world!" Hitomi's wish had been fulfilled and everything she went through on Gaea had become a dream. After waking up in her old school's infirmary, she knew exactly what would happen in the next few hours, but not once again. She never left Earth that evening—and yet, the tarot cards had shown her the long and distant separation…
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,081 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/8/2018
Burning Bridges by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Maybe when we're done with endings this can begin. Roxas-centric. Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,349 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Axel, Roxas
I Hate Everything About You by SharpiesInAGayRainbow reviews
Maybe that's just your Hollister cologne." "Maybe your eye-liner's too thick." They were supposed to be mortal enemies... FOR BLUE FUNK. love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sweet Motivation by Memorialfire reviews
Winter strikes and Axel has come down with a cold. It is now up to his ever loving boyfriend to nurse him back to health using unique techniques. AU . Semi-crack . Akuroku . M for Smut
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Couple of the Night by ClumsyMooseProductions reviews
Leather pants, a darkened club, and a boy named Roxas. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Top Floor by KandKL reviews
Sasuke is sent to a mental hospital for treatment for his special condition. If the doctors and tests don't kill him, his fellow patients might. Except for a certain blondehaired boy...SasuNaruSasu eventually with some NejiShika. Rated for languagecontent
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,100 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 183 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Citric Acid by moose.with.a.shoe.productions reviews
Mustang got up from his desk and stalked over to the blonde boy. “I told you to lock the door, Elric.” RoyEd with a side of EdRussell. Yaoi. Lemon. Citrus. Hot smutty mansex. Can we get any clearer?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Desperation by A Spot of Bother reviews
It's time for a different approach.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Age of Consent by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. College was supposed to be about higher learning, the occasional frat party, and growing pains. No one ever warned him the growing pains would be brutal.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Exhale by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Roxas never thought a lighter and a bus stop would land him where he was, spilling his guts to a total stranger in the middle of a snow storm.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Twisted by morbidvoid13 reviews
Axel wants Roxas. Roxas isn't budging, despite what his genitals say. Zexion's the teacher, and Demyx the new student, a rather nice victim. Sora's thrilled he and Riku hit it off well, but something's wrong. High school right? Akuroku, Zemyx, Soriku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Escaflowne: Mirrors by Jameson reviews
After the series ends, things are not quite right on Earth or on Gaea, and it will take everyone on both sides of the parallel to sort it out. Hitomi runs into doubles of her friends on Earth...Will they help her save Van?Unfinished Ep 21... Ep1 edit up!
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 233,650 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 7/29/2002
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Conspecificity reviews
It was bad enough being seduced by a man wearing loafers and a shirt with palm trees on it. It was even worse to realize that he didn't want him to stop. Arthur.Eames
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Special Discount reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Lights Out reviews
How do you seduce a man like Ken 'The Rocket Ichijouji? For the record, asking Tai Kamiya for advice and typing '58008' into an upside-down calculator are not recommended methods. Ken/Davis
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Daisuke M./Davis, Ken I. - Complete
Short Notice reviews
It must have been the comforting atmosphere and the warm smell of coffee wafting around him that caused him to blurt it out. “I’m going to ask Yolei to marry me.” Davis/Ken
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Daisuke M./Davis, Ken I. - Complete
The Ineloquence of Marriage reviews
She said Roxas was going to be married in a week, whether he liked it or not. The catch was, the bride-to-be was a he.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Absinthe reviews
Lord help me now. I think the handsome devil has me caught. The handsome devil whose eyes carry along the empty husk of a soul he was not able to salvage. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Amaranth reviews
Come now..." Axel breathed out, sinking to his knees as he reached up to undo the gag. "Let me hear your voice." But even then, it still wasn't enough.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Halcyon Days reviews
Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone has their own muse. Perfectly common. But Axel made the mistake of allowing his muse to almost get into Roxas's pants, and that, in itself, is not common at all. AkuRoku, slight RikuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,335 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Axel, Roxas
SINthetic reviews
Help me, he whispered. I was too shocked to speak. I don't want to feel, he said. I couldn't move. And then he kissed me. It felt warm. Too bad he was sick. With Syns. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Entregarme reviews
This is called entregarme," Axel murmured as soon as they were in position. Their hips pressed together softly and the dancer's lips came hovering dangerously close to Roxas's ear. "To surrender, or give oneself up to the leader's lead."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Sub Dio reviews
The sun never sets in this city. This city under the open sky. :AkuRoku:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Bump in the Night reviews
And it all started out with a silly 'Welcome to College' teddybear. [SeiferZexion, slight Zemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,501 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Seifer, Zexion
Nephilim reviews
Three tiny little words. I was sold. -Akuroku, slight Roxion-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Funk Inflicted reviews
Roxas is one incredible creature. He's been denied all the best. And Axel is going to bring sexy back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Nihility reviews
It was an act of desperation. It had no point or explanation. It just was.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Axel, Sephiroth - Complete
A Season of Giving reviews
Axel sees him when he's sleeping. He knows when he's awake. He knows if he's been bad or good, and he most definitely has been bad. Oh, Axel is coming on to Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Game of Strategy reviews
The atmosphere? Intense. The players? Fierce. The prize? A leash and collar on the loser. The game? Chess. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Desperate Measures reviews
From life flashbacks to CPR to haunting nightmares to kisses from strange redheads. Roxas's life was being turned upside down just because he had nearly killed himself. Who would've thought? [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Formalities reviews
Chika wants to hear his name. But he doesn't just want it spoken. He wants it screamed out. And not just by anyone. Oh no. He wants Shito screaming his name.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
A Fashionable Façade reviews
Axel grasped both of Roxas’s shoulders. He leaned in closer, ignoring the flickering candles in the dark hall that were creating eerie shadows. 'Take off your mask, then.' He said softly, watching for the blonde’s reaction. 'End this masquerade.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Heat reviews
He was getting hotter by the second, but any wrong move could instantly turn him cold. [Akuroku] For 8.13 day!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Take a Guess reviews
There's one small thing that's causing Zoro a mountain of problems, and its name ends in an 'i'. One shot, ZoSan.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Web of Night reviews
It was over, Axel thought, retreating from his fight with Roxas. There was no chance of his friend returning. That's when a speeding blur of blonde whacked into him, unwilling to let the past go. But these kind of actions always have consquences. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,799 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete