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Joined 03-12-07, id: 1236749, Profile Updated: 11-13-11
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

I pretty much have this account so I can get email updates at this point.

All stories will remain unfinished, sorry if you're reading them and liking them (I've no idea why you would, they're quite terrible...)

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20438 - Favs: 13,786 - Follows: 5,621 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23137 - Favs: 15,280 - Follows: 10,828 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deadliest Catch by araeo reviews
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cinnamon Bread and Awkward Head by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. Sugar and Spice and all things awkward. Will Edward's embarrassing behaviour blow his chances with the girl of his choice? Or will cinnamon gum lover Isabella Swan know just what to do with him? O/S. AH. Second Place Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delta of Mercury by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Twilight Fanmail by SwiftLikeASpoon reviews
The title explains most. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Same Time Next Year by socact reviews
Edward and Bella meet year after year, same place and time, escaping from their lives and the people in it. What happens as the years go by? Will something come between them, bringing their ritual to an end? A/H, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,492 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 6,058 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Hopeless Case by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Charlie's POV in a moment of Bella's zombie-like months. No one ever thinks about the things Charlie saw, the things he dealt with...so let's get to know the man of little words that still cares so much about Bella. Review please! One-shot. REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Sleeping Habits by GabbyAbby reviews
They slept so differently. House's look into the three woman in his life and how they sleep.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - G. House - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Under The Piano by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Warm Again by Hidden Fairy reviews
Extended Beka and Rosto ONESHOT. A little racy n sexual. Beka gets home from a bad night in the Cesspool, and who's not going anywhere and is willing to warm her up? R&R LOOK FOR SEQUAL "Warm all over again"
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Tortall - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 198 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Sex Heals by sharp2799 reviews
Tag to “Love Hurts.” At the end of that disastrous date, House takes Cameron home. House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Those Hypnotizing Eyes by Ed.cullenator reviews
Basically, Bella moves to Forks and meets seductive Edward Cullen, who has a bad reputation. Although she has a boyfriend, Bella hangs out with Edward and could be in serious danger with the evil Edward Cullen and his hypnotizing eyes. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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The Eye of the Storm reviews
It wasn't the worst storm North Carolina had ever seen. It wasn't even that bad, compared to some of the others that had hit, but it was there, and so was he, stuck in the Morehead City Hurricane Shelter. The experience would change his life. Em POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
This Is How the Cullens Do It reviews
This story started out as a celebration of my 50th review...now it's completely evolved into something totally different! Just a buch of fluffy humor about Bella, the Cullens, and some of our favorite holidays...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007
The Cullens Go To Camp reviews
AU: Everyone's human and they're all from different places. They're all placed in the same group at Camp Don Lee. Love, drama, and pranks abound! Just wait until Emmett gets hit in the head with the boom...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
The Perfect Summer reviews
This is the story of Bella's blissful summer with Edward. You know, the one she talks about in the beginning of New Moon? A simple summer, but a wonderful one, nonetheless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,137 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Emmett Plays a Prank reviews
This is just an IM session my friend and I had and we decided to share it with you...this is bound to be interesting. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
Better Than Me reviews
Post New Moon. This is a songfic about how Edward felt when he left Bella and the agony he wishes she could have avoided.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
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