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Author has written 15 stories for Sweeney Todd, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

For those of you who don't know me:

Name: Scarlett

Gender: Female

Age: 15

I like musicals, movies, reading, playing viola and electric bass (I'm learning!), singing, drawing, writing, designing.

I have a slight obsession with vintage hats. My collection currently holds 16.

You can also find me on FictionPress under the name of Wonka's Scarlett Lollies, and DeviantART under the name of scarlettdarling (just click on my homepage).

I am generally a pessimist, but when it comes to real life situations, I am so sickeningly optimistic that it borders on denial.

I am also a hopeless romantic, sometimes so much that I irritate myself.

I am so absentminded that it may cause harm to myself or whoever happens to be in my care at the moment. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I've developed Alzheimer's at an early age.

I am a bipolar Sweeney shipper. Some days I'm Sweenett, some days I'm Sweency, some days I'm Bency, some days I'm Bennett.. Heck, some days I'm Turpanna!

I have a morbid fascination with asylums and insanity.

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Ten Character Test!

1)Sweeney Todd
2)Edward Scissorhands
3)Dracula
4)Draco Malfoy
5)Mrs. Lovett
6)Scarlett O'Hara
7)Ginny Weasley
8)Beetlejuice
9)Maximum Ride
10)Jack Skellington

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) was stranded on the toilet because she was out of paper?

I'd laugh my ass off while she threatened to make me into a pie.

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Dracula) and Number 7 (Ginny) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

Dracula, stop trying to suck Ginny's blood! Ginny-- No, not the bat-bogeys... oh bugger.

3. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

How the hell did you get here!! I do NOT want you in my pipes. :0

4. Number 2 (Edward) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

Edward Scissorhands! Squeee!

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Jack Skellington) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?

my life is now complete!! XDDD

6. Number 3 (Dracula) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

gulp. I'll pass, thanks.

7. Number 9 (Max) killed Number 4 (Draco) right in front of you?

Okay Max, I know he gets annoying but that's no reason to break his neck!

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 (Scarlett O'Hara) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

Yay!

2. Number 1 (Sweeney Todd) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

No. No thanks. I think I'll pass on that.

3. Number 10 (Jack) and Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?

This will all end in sex. Just don't be too rough, guys!

4. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

Definitely not.

5. Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?

No, he'll probably just chop it up... but he means well!

6. Number 4 (Draco) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Max)?

Nope. She would probably kill me, then Fang would bring me back to life and kill me again. And Draco would probably die again, as well.

7. Number 1 (Sweeney) and Number 3 (Dracula) to operate heavy machinery together?

No way! There wouldn't be a single person left alive!

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) asks Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?

I would totally let them go!

2. Number 7 (Ginny) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

Sure, Ginny. Oh my gosh-- Voldemort! runs away

3. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) and Number 9 (Max) are fighting over you. What happens now?

Max would so kick Beetlejuice's ass. But then I would run away.

4. Number 1 (Sweeney) tries to kiss you. What do you do?

Swoon. And then get murdered with Mrs. Lovett's butcher knife.

5. Number 3 (Dracula) confesses his secret love for Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett). What do you think of this?

Given her fetish for blood-covered murderers, she'd probably accept.

6. Number 6 (Scarlett O'Hara) is cheating on Number 7 (Ginny) with Number 3 (Dracula), and you find out about it. What do you do?

It's only for his money. She'll come back to you soon, Ginny! XD

7. Number 4 (Draco) proposes to you. Your reaction?

Meh, you're all right. I'd much prefer Sweeney or Jack, though.

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Sweeney) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?

Dancing for Mrs. Lovett. She's got Johanna dangling over a pot of boiling oil... he has no choice!

2. What if Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) tied Number 4 (Draco) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?

Hahaha... this is funny. Draco probably insulted Kim. He had it coming.

3. ...and then Number 8 (Beetlejuice) and Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?

Huh. Doesn't surprise me.

4. Number 10 (Jack Skellington) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?

Heeheehee... burning pumpkins.

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 (Maximum Ride) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?

If I did, I would die... but I wouldn't anyway!

6. What was Number 6 (Scarlett O'Hara) in prison for?

Soooo many things!

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Draco) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

Slap him. Then point behind him and scream "Hey look, it's Voldemort!"

What Would You Do If...

1.Number 1 (Sweeney) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hey, careful with that razor...

2. Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) asked you to go out with him?

Yes!! You're too adorable to resist!

3. Number 3 (Dracula) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Ahhhhh!! Away with you! runs away wrapped in towel

4. Number 4 (Draco) cooked you dinner?

It's not poisoned, is it??

5. Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Don't you have a sexy barber to molest??

6. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) got into the hospital somehow?

Ha! Serves you right, creeper.

7. Number 9 (Max) made fun of your friends?

Enough with the smart mouth!!

8. Number 10 (Jack Skellington) ignored you all the time?

Noooooo...

What Would They Do Under The Following Circumstances?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Sweeney) do?

Join them.

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Dracula) give you?

He'll lock me in his castle and suck my blood.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Draco) do?

Run screaming, the little ninny.

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) do?

Laugh and throw meat pies at me.

6. You're about to marry Number 10 (Jack Skellington). What's Number 6's (Scarlett) reaction?

Ooh, is he rich? starts plotting to steal him

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Ginny) cheer you up?

Challenge me to a Quidditch match

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Beetlejuice) calm you down?

By trying to rape me

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Max) support you?

By having my back... and beating up anyone in my way

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Jack Skellington) do?

Back away slowly...

Relationship Part

1. Number 1 (Sweeney) is all you've ever dreamed of.

Hells yeah!!

2. Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Maximum Ride). Your reaction?

Dude, don;t even try it.

3. You're dating Number 3 (Dracula) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

No way! I'd be dead... they'd be dead... he'd be happy, though. And full.

4. Number 4 (Draco) loves Number 9 (Maximun) as well. What does that mean?

She already killed you twice, PLEASE don't give her a reason to do it again!!

5. Number 6 (Scarlett) appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

And that's supposed to be news to me??

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Ginny) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

She's jealous XD

7. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

He's right.

8. Number 9 (Maximum) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?

Been popping Valium again?

Friendship Part

1. Could Number 1 (Sweeney) and Number 6 (Scarlett) be soul mates?

Totally.

2. Would Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) trust Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett)?

He probably would, even though I'd definitely tell him not to.

3. Number 3 (Dracula) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Ginny) come along?

Harry and I wouldn't let her even if she wanted to!

4. Number 4 (Draco) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Jack). What happens after that?

Draco dies. (again.) This time by way of flying vampire doll.

5. Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) and Number 1 (Sweeney) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Uhh... Serial Killing 101 and Home Ec.

6. If Number 6 (Scarlett) and Number 3 (Dracula) cooked dinner, what would they make?

Blood-filled teacakes.

7. Number 7 (Ginny) and Number 9 (Max) apply for a job. What job?

Fighting bad guys...?

8. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) gives Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) a haircut. Is that OK?

Lol, her hair's a mess anyway. Why not?

9. Number 9 (Max) sketches what Number 6's (Scarlett) perfect boyfriend should look like.

I don't think Max is very good at drawing.. but the guy would probably be standing on a pile of money.

10. Number 10 (Jack) and Number 8 (Beetlejuice) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Um... I really, really don't want to know.

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Beyond Redemption by unamuerte reviews
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Just a Joke by Bow to me Fools BOW I SAY reviews
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They Never Asked by Angel1876 reviews
He loved her. She loved him. One shot.
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Curiouser & Curiouser by Blonde Gingernut reviews
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Mood Rings by Enula reviews
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The Quotation's Relevance to Character by Magical Shovel reviews
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Through the Looking Glass Once More by Aras Potter reviews
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Up From Wonderland by Je Love You reviews
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The Hatter Matter by vintage88 reviews
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All The Same by Random-Battlecry reviews
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Debts, Drugs, and Graves by g-robber2056 reviews
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Upon Her Return by Vampyrlvr reviews
SPOILER ALERT! What could have happened at the end of the movie.
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Illusions That Confine Us by Ratty Darling reviews
After his revenge, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got married and are now living by the seaside. But not everything is what it seems. Will Sweeney Todd grow to love his new wife? Or will their relationship remain the same? Sweenett/Toddett X3
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Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
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The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
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Shallow Sleep by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Drabble, songfic. Bellatrix dreams of her master as she wastes away in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Nightmare on Fleet Street by Marzi reviews
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I Might Need You by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. When Sweeney hurts Mrs. Lovett and loses her affection, he finds out he might need her after all.
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Teach Me To Submit by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort has found a mate for Nagini but she rejects the male snake, so Voldemort uses Bellatrix to give his pet an example of mating with a lowlier creature than oneself.
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I'll Be Your Castle by We Can Be Gorgeous reviews
Angel can't find anyone one day, but they're plotting something special! One shot. Pure and utter fluff.
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Coming Out Of My Cage by SPEEEEEEEAK reviews
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The Final by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. AU. Lily resorts to surprising measures to protect her child from Voldemort.
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Out From the Ashes by BlackRose108 reviews
Complete--In an alternate ending, Aang, Katara, and Zuko strive to save their friends and what's left of the world from the impossible fate that not only Ozai, but Aang, brought upon the world. KATAANG, MAIKO.
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This Conspiracy by BlackRose108 reviews
As an alternate ending to season two, Katara and Aang are trapped in Ba Sing Se, and must face some harsh truths about the state of the world and how they can fix it. KATAANG, SMELLERSHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Drabbles by ranDUMM reviews
Drabbles based on quotes from the HP books, set by Twin Exchange Forum. Fred/George pairing just for Twin Exchange; no main pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Fred W., George W.
the Rose by Eliza Spootkitten reviews
I suck at sums. Mrs. L finds a girl who seems strangely familiar. Will she be able to help her and herself by starting a new life with Mr. T and Toby? too many genres to pick just 2. Mark/OC, A bit Sweenett. Other genres: angst, hurt/comfort, family,drama
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,169 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Eleanor L.
52 Pick Up by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. When you knock down a house of cards, you have to at least try pick them up again. House asks Cuddy if she knows what question hookers always ask him.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Go Ascend With Ivy by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Extended version of God Called In Sick Today. Max and Fang have been playing mom and dad to the flock for a long time, but what will happen when Fang gets Max pregnant? Max x Fang, with Iggy x Max onesided. NOW COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Shall Drip Rubies by Ratty Darling reviews
A moment between Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd was quite romantic, until Anthony Hope burst in and ruined it. But... What if he hadn't? Rated M for violence, sexual scenes, and death. But hey that's life for ya... Toddett/Sweenett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 57,962 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Masquerade Massacre by Ratty Darling reviews
Sweeney Todd has finally found his way to the Judge, and with the brilliant plan of Mrs. Lovett and the rescue of Anthony, will he be able to get his revenge and free Johanna all in one night? Toddett/Sweenett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
One Winged Angel by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Iggy's human girlfriend from Virginia, Tess, finds out she is pregnant after the flock disappears. Will she give birth to an avian hybrid, a normal human, or a complete genetic disaster?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Iggy - Complete
The Screwed Up Escapades Of A Crappy POTC Fanfic by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Are you tired of crappy Pirate fanfics? Overly dramatic happenings, OOC characters, and unrealistic situations? Well here's a fanfic just dedicated to purposely messing things up and making it funny! Warning: I AM in favor of JE. Rated T for adult humor.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
God Called In Sick Today by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. When the Erasers come to capture Angel, they take Fang and Max instead. Why? I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Your Sugar Sits Untouched by Ratty Darling reviews
A short little story about Mrs. Lovett being haunted by the ghost of Sweeney Todd. Based on the poem "Ghost" by Emilie Autumn. Toddett/Sweenett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Sweeney Song Parodies! by Hannah95 reviews
I am now parodying Sweeney songs! No song is safe... A REAL UPDATE THIS TIME I SWEAR
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008
Blind Game Again by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Without knowing the exact purpose of what she is doing, having only been told that this is the way to save her master, Bellatrix is sent back in time to adopt and raise Tom Riddle. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Sky Above The Sky Below by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. 37mm series but can stand on its own. Spilled pearls. Did he break something? Only her heart, but she doesn't know that yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Hate Every Beautiful Day by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. 37mm series, but can stand on its own. Three words say so much about a marriage that failed before it began.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Sweeney The Unicorn by Crazygirl99 reviews
No, he's not a unicorn. This is possibly the randomest thing in the world. Sweeney Todd and Charlie the Unicorn crossover. Yes, it can be done.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Midnight Rendezvous by Ratty Darling reviews
An almost poetic story of lust, love, and desire. Who will be the first to fall in this mixed up world of revenge and illicit sex? You'll never know unless you read... Toddett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
POTC Sparrabeth Moments: Parodies by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Yes, we've seen all the Sparrabethy scenes, and we love them, but have you read the Sparrabeth Parodies? This is a collection of Sparrabeth scenes, all written as funny, make you wet yourself parodies! R&R! Guaranteed to make your day! M for adult humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Death Drinkers 3 by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. The usual group, plus Snape, gets called to the Dark Lord's room for drunk funtime. This time the game is Describe Your Sex Life With Song Titles. Warnings for drinking and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Idyll in the Parking Lot & Epic in the Food Court by wertherfieber reviews
A modern day story. Faced with rigid mall police, embittered eyeliner wearing rivals, a slew of disgruntled food court employees and her own beloved father, will poor Cosette ever be united with the love of her life?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Cosette, Marius
Slither by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Bellatrix is surprised to discover that Lord Voldemort loves his snake. Physically. Rated T for sexual references/bestiality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Black Hole Hearts by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Unhappy people have affairs. LuciusxBella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sweeney Todd:Characters Held Hostage By The Writer by Sweet Lunacy reviews
I know it's been done, but I thought I'd try my hand at a parody
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Covered by BlackRose108 reviews
For the fans of my "Fire War Renaissance" story some snippets of Toph's life before she became the Blind Bandit and her relationship with a certain butler. Toph x OC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Toph - Complete
Of Moons and Strings by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to One Night. The tale of how a young werewolf left her pack to chase after love, and ended up becoming Mrs. Lovett instead. How will Sweeney Todd react to the secret past she reveals? Sweeney x Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
That's the Throat to Slit by Obscure Bird reviews
Based on Mrs. Lovett's suggestion to kill Anthony and keep Johanna. What if he got the chance? Alternative ending.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,622 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
A Case of Mistaken Identity by JIN-HayTeR reviews
Sweeney Todd meets somebody who looks like Judge Turpin, but something isn't quite right. Chaos ensues as a bunch of familiar characters make their appearances as Sweeney Todd STILL tries to kill Judge Turpin. Now with a very suprising cameo appearance!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
They all deserve to die, even you Mrs Lovett by Shitty Chicken Gang Bang reviews
What it'd be like if Sweeney Todd beats up Mrs Lovett. a little violent, but not too bad... He's drunk and won't remember any of it the next day... Which doesn't help when everyone soon discovers the secret of Mrs Lovett's meat pies.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,580 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Welcome to the Grave by Little Mae reviews
Mrs.Lovett survives the night,and Benjamin Barker never finds his Lucy. Johanna and Anthony pay a visit to the listless Sweeney Todd. What disturbing facet of human nature is brought to light next?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,144 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
All We Know by BlackRose108 reviews
When Ozai becomes the new President he decides to rid the world of the other nations, and will do anything to get his way. But Aang, a small farmboy and his new found love intrest Katara just may be able to stop him. KATAANG-On Hiatus, will be revisited
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Aang, Katara
Simon's Miracle Elixir by purple.skivvy reviews
A song parody based on the books, and inspired by Sweeney Todd. Simon invites the girls to meet his most amiable mistress. None other than the Green Fairy.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Dude, Where's My Shop? by SapSorrow reviews
A short piece of silliness....Sort of Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Just Want You To Know Who I Am by SamanthaSavvy reviews
Mrs. Lovett POV. why is it that everything that she does for Sweeney goes unacknowledged? She loves the fool, but he doesn't even care. Nellie's almost to the point of suicide. eventually sweenett... i think...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
The Sea, and Your Knee by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett discuss their future, without being interrupted by Anthony. Full of songs! NOW COMPLETE.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
You lied by Xcrazy0chicX reviews
Alternate ending. Mrs. Lovett is more sensitive of Lucy and does not die! This is my first fanfic, so be nice.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
Leaving by SamanthaSavvy reviews
AU Nellie/Ben Fluff :D So this is set before Sweeney gets sent to jail, & Nellie is reminicsing about when they first met and stuff. & again, I'm horrible at summaries, so just read it :
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008
Pussy Cats and Toast by underarrest39 reviews
sadly a re-submit. i decided to change it slightly and make it more realistic. Mrs. Lovett loves customers but not this customer!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Sweeney's Nightmare by Crazygirl99 reviews
How was Sweeney feeling during By The Sea?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
This Is Hell by Lobsters forever reviews
Sweeney Todd, we have been expecting you". "Where am I"? "Where you belong"! "Your punishment is Nellie Lovett. She will never escape your mind, when you breathe, you will breathe her". Hell is actually what he thought it would be; Hell. Toddett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2008
Suitable Gifts by Defying.Expectations reviews
Valentine's Day. Mrs. Lovett remembers the occasion, of course, but Mr. Todd doesn't until she reminds him. Almost Sweenett/Toddvett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Race to the Nut House by pebbles1234 reviews
A country is in dire need of some interesting canidates. A scientist has an idea. What would happen if Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney Todd, Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorshands, and others were forced into a race? Chaos would inevitably ensue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Fire Awakens Darkness by BlackRose108 reviews
after aang once again runs away katara finds herself with what might be the last hope for the fire nation ruled world aang left behind. but no one said it was going to be easy. KataraAangAzula triangle-story closed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Katara, Aang
Sweet Raptured Life by Martin Baker reviews
Set during Voldemort's final battle in DH. A poorly aimed hex from Hermione wonds Draco fatally. DracoXHermione, songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
SWEENEY TODD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
Did you happen to order a SWEENEY TODD unit from our catalogue, and are worried that you might not be able to get it to function? Not to worry! We're sending you this guide along with your order!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Tra La La by BeBopALula reviews
Anthony interrupts a very tired Sweeney Todd with a very cheerful song. What will happen? Answer: Bad stuff.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sweeney T., Anthony H. - Complete
Gone With the Wind, Condensed by The Pixess reviews
A friend asked me to explain the plot of Gone With The Wind to her. Knowing that she would tune me out if I got into all the gritty details, I made this: a condensed version of the plot, humorstyle. No offense intended. Threatened if I didn't post!
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
The End of Something by Martin Baker reviews
There's a time when love can see you through everything, and a time when one must move on to bigger and better things. Follow Harry and Draco through the love story of a lifetime. R. and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Phantom Lovely reviews
Sweeney was not killed by Toby on that fateful night, but Nellie lies in ashes at the bottom of her oven. A mysterious voice revives her and gives her the chance for revenge on Todd as a ghost only he can see.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Black Velvet reviews
Bellatrix and Rodolphus were forced to marry by their parents, who wished to see their families joined. When Bella joins the Death Eaters, Rod joins to protect her from what he believes are the unwanted affections of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Alice reviews
Expounding on what James mentioned about Alice's past.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, James - Complete
Masquerade reviews
A oneshot about Turpin's masquerade, from Lucy's, the Beadle's and Turpin's view.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Lucy B., Judge Turpin - Complete
Midnight reviews
Midnight follows Nellie's story from pre-Johanna era to the story we all know. Telling her fantasies, her reality, and her dreams of one day being able to call the only man she loves her own. Rating upped for rape violence and sexuality.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Eleanor L.
100 Words, 100 Stories reviews
A 100-story collection of 100-word drabbles. Sweenett, Sweency, Sweenettcy, Johanna/Anthony, Johanna/Turpin, whatever strikes my little fancy.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
Over And Done reviews
What is there to do when your life's purpose is done? A mental monologue as Sweeney's mind unravels after the Judge is dead. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sweeney T. - Complete
I've Never Had Dreams reviews
What Johanna lives through at night...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Johanna B. - Complete
What Could Have Been reviews
An alternate ending set in Barker era.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L.
By The Sea reviews
A little twist on By The Sea. Heh heh heh. Slight adult graphicness.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
She Talks To Angels reviews
An angsty song fic featuring The Black Crowes. Nellie's story. Drugs and infant death.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
What is That? reviews
What exactly does Nellie feed Sweeney and Toby...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Sweeney Todd Thanksgiving reviews
The screwy antics of a Sweeney Todd Thanksgiving.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Necklace reviews
The little cameo necklace Nellie always wears marks both memory and reality. Now Sweeney remembers its secrets, and there might be hope...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Christmas: Nellie Style reviews
What will Nellie get Sweeney for Christmas? Some adult humor...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
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