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Author has written 15 stories for Sweeney Todd, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
For those of you who don't know me:
I like musicals, movies, reading, playing viola and electric bass (I'm learning!), singing, drawing, writing, designing.
I have a slight obsession with vintage hats. My collection currently holds 16.
You can also find me on FictionPress under the name of Wonka's Scarlett Lollies, and DeviantART under the name of scarlettdarling (just click on my homepage).
I am generally a pessimist, but when it comes to real life situations, I am so sickeningly optimistic that it borders on denial.
I am also a hopeless romantic, sometimes so much that I irritate myself.
I am so absentminded that it may cause harm to myself or whoever happens to be in my care at the moment. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I've developed Alzheimer's at an early age.
I am a bipolar Sweeney shipper. Some days I'm Sweenett, some days I'm Sweency, some days I'm Bency, some days I'm Bennett.. Heck, some days I'm Turpanna!
I have a morbid fascination with asylums and insanity.
Ten Character Test!
What would you do if:
1. Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) was stranded on the toilet because she was out of paper?
I'd laugh my ass off while she threatened to make me into a pie.
2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Dracula) and Number 7 (Ginny) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
Dracula, stop trying to suck Ginny's blood! Ginny-- No, not the bat-bogeys... oh bugger.
3. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
How the hell did you get here!! I do NOT want you in my pipes. :0
4. Number 2 (Edward) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
Edward Scissorhands! Squeee!
5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Jack Skellington) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
my life is now complete!! XDDD
6. Number 3 (Dracula) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
gulp. I'll pass, thanks.
7. Number 9 (Max) killed Number 4 (Draco) right in front of you?
Okay Max, I know he gets annoying but that's no reason to break his neck!
Would you allow:
1. Number 6 (Scarlett O'Hara) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
2. Number 1 (Sweeney Todd) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
No. No thanks. I think I'll pass on that.
3. Number 10 (Jack) and Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
This will all end in sex. Just don't be too rough, guys!
4. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
5. Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
No, he'll probably just chop it up... but he means well!
6. Number 4 (Draco) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Max)?
Nope. She would probably kill me, then Fang would bring me back to life and kill me again. And Draco would probably die again, as well.
7. Number 1 (Sweeney) and Number 3 (Dracula) to operate heavy machinery together?
No way! There wouldn't be a single person left alive!
1. Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) asks Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
I would totally let them go!
2. Number 7 (Ginny) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
Sure, Ginny. Oh my gosh-- Voldemort! runs away
3. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) and Number 9 (Max) are fighting over you. What happens now?
Max would so kick Beetlejuice's ass. But then I would run away.
4. Number 1 (Sweeney) tries to kiss you. What do you do?
Swoon. And then get murdered with Mrs. Lovett's butcher knife.
5. Number 3 (Dracula) confesses his secret love for Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett). What do you think of this?
Given her fetish for blood-covered murderers, she'd probably accept.
6. Number 6 (Scarlett O'Hara) is cheating on Number 7 (Ginny) with Number 3 (Dracula), and you find out about it. What do you do?
It's only for his money. She'll come back to you soon, Ginny! XD
7. Number 4 (Draco) proposes to you. Your reaction?
Meh, you're all right. I'd much prefer Sweeney or Jack, though.
1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Sweeney) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
Dancing for Mrs. Lovett. She's got Johanna dangling over a pot of boiling oil... he has no choice!
2. What if Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) tied Number 4 (Draco) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
Hahaha... this is funny. Draco probably insulted Kim. He had it coming.
3. ...and then Number 8 (Beetlejuice) and Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
Huh. Doesn't surprise me.
4. Number 10 (Jack Skellington) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
Heeheehee... burning pumpkins.
5. Would YOU tell Number 9 (Maximum Ride) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
If I did, I would die... but I wouldn't anyway!
6. What was Number 6 (Scarlett O'Hara) in prison for?
Soooo many things!
7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Draco) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
Slap him. Then point behind him and scream "Hey look, it's Voldemort!"
What Would You Do If...
1.Number 1 (Sweeney) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Hey, careful with that razor...
2. Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) asked you to go out with him?
Yes!! You're too adorable to resist!
3. Number 3 (Dracula) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Ahhhhh!! Away with you! runs away wrapped in towel
4. Number 4 (Draco) cooked you dinner?
It's not poisoned, is it??
5. Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Don't you have a sexy barber to molest??
6. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) got into the hospital somehow?
Ha! Serves you right, creeper.
7. Number 9 (Max) made fun of your friends?
Enough with the smart mouth!!
8. Number 10 (Jack Skellington) ignored you all the time?
What Would They Do Under The Following Circumstances?
1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Sweeney) do?
2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Dracula) give you?
He'll lock me in his castle and suck my blood.
4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Draco) do?
Run screaming, the little ninny.
5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) do?
Laugh and throw meat pies at me.
6. You're about to marry Number 10 (Jack Skellington). What's Number 6's (Scarlett) reaction?
Ooh, is he rich? starts plotting to steal him
7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Ginny) cheer you up?
Challenge me to a Quidditch match
8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Beetlejuice) calm you down?
By trying to rape me
9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Max) support you?
By having my back... and beating up anyone in my way
10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Jack Skellington) do?
Back away slowly...
1. Number 1 (Sweeney) is all you've ever dreamed of.
2. Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Maximum Ride). Your reaction?
Dude, don;t even try it.
3. You're dating Number 3 (Dracula) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
No way! I'd be dead... they'd be dead... he'd be happy, though. And full.
4. Number 4 (Draco) loves Number 9 (Maximun) as well. What does that mean?
She already killed you twice, PLEASE don't give her a reason to do it again!!
5. Number 6 (Scarlett) appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
And that's supposed to be news to me??
6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Ginny) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
She's jealous XD
7. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
8. Number 9 (Maximum) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
Been popping Valium again?
1. Could Number 1 (Sweeney) and Number 6 (Scarlett) be soul mates?
2. Would Number 2 (Edward Scissorhands) trust Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett)?
He probably would, even though I'd definitely tell him not to.
3. Number 3 (Dracula) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Ginny) come along?
Harry and I wouldn't let her even if she wanted to!
4. Number 4 (Draco) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Jack). What happens after that?
Draco dies. (again.) This time by way of flying vampire doll.
5. Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) and Number 1 (Sweeney) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Uhh... Serial Killing 101 and Home Ec.
6. If Number 6 (Scarlett) and Number 3 (Dracula) cooked dinner, what would they make?
7. Number 7 (Ginny) and Number 9 (Max) apply for a job. What job?
Fighting bad guys...?
8. Number 8 (Beetlejuice) gives Number 5 (Mrs. Lovett) a haircut. Is that OK?
Lol, her hair's a mess anyway. Why not?
9. Number 9 (Max) sketches what Number 6's (Scarlett) perfect boyfriend should look like.
I don't think Max is very good at drawing.. but the guy would probably be standing on a pile of money.
10. Number 10 (Jack) and Number 8 (Beetlejuice) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Um... I really, really don't want to know.
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