Morrigan Saint
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Joined 03-13-07, id: 1237163, Profile Updated: 02-18-10
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Vampires.


-eyes you suspisciously-


It's not like I'm a NERD, or anything? I don't write these things! Fanfiction is so LAME and I totally don't read it! Fanfiction is lame! Nerds are lame! Totally, totally lame! And...


Okay, fine. I'm the biggest nerd in this hemisphere. I've even got glasses. And braces. But I've got really big boobs, so it kinda evens itself out.

Anyways! Welcome to my little corner of the subculture (you know I'm right) known as Fanfiction. I'm pretty bad at keeping to the "fan"-part... I guess I just like inventing original characters too much. But hey, maybe it's time to start a new life!

Latest fic: upcoming, in a sort of fairy-setting. I'm not really sure how to handle it because I suspect I'll drag in some modern versions of LOTR-characters. It's more than likely that it'll be crap, but what the hell, crap makes the world go round.

Last song I listened to: "Running up that hill" with Placebo. 25 times. (No, I'm not kidding. It's not my fault it's pure musical genious.)

Last time I cried: Yesterday, when I noted to a girl I sort of know that both of our parents had magically disappeared. "Twilight zone-y" I commented, and she squealed: "Edward Cullen is so dreamy!" Cue tears of frustration. If the Armageddon arrives in 2012, please, let it absorb Mrs Meyer and her fanatic followers first. In that case I will be perfectly happy and content with the end of the world.

General description: I'm four meters tall, I've got purple skin and a third eye in the middle of my forehead. You should see the looks I get from people walking down the street. (No, okay, I'm 1,75 meters tall and built like a frickin amazon, due to me being addicted to adrenaline and my relatives all being busty beauty queens. All the genes except for the T&A ones got lost somewhere along the way. I've got thick messy dark hair and lightblue eyes, a combination that doesn't look nearly as exotic as it sounds. Most people suspect I'm Russian or French. When I say I'm swedish, they laugh mockingly, and go "Swedish? Very funny. You're not even a blonde." Stupid prejudices.)

Books: Stephen King, Stephen King, Stephen King, Stephen Ki- wait, whaddaya mean other authors? Oh, fine. J K Rowlings, Libba Bray, C S Lewis, Michael Crichton, Derek Landy, F X Toole, Stieg Larsson, Isaac Asimov, and lots of swedish authors none of you have ever heard of. Tolkien isn't in there for a reason. Sorry, old pal, I love you, but your language is just... HEAVY.

Likelihood of me getting on your nerves: oh, so very, very high. I pride myself on being highly annoying, whether it's my taste in books, my somewhat liberal views on sex and religion, or my general attitude concerning Edward Cullen (see, girls, I've had a real stalker. It's not as much fun as it sounds. I promise. And getting proposed to at the age of 17? Not very romantic either. Mostly weird, actually.), I promise you, there's always something that will bother you about me. I'm very, very sorry in advance.

...okay, no I'm not.

Let's all have a blast! Because, let's face it, God is a bisexual Jack Sparrow, wearing eyeliner, smoking a cigarett with a mouthpiece, with his feet up on a chair and his boots off, wishing us all a hell of a good time.

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Newfound Clarity by BregoBeauty reviews
Jackson and Lisa take two separate paths-only to wind up in the same spot. But can time heal all wounds? Eventual JxL.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 74,646 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - [Lisa R., Jack R.] - Complete
Million Miles by Atlas Lightyear reviews
When a meteor falls to Earth and Tabitha, dragging her brother Cole along with her, go to investigate it, something happens. Now lost in ME, will they even survive long enough to find each other again? They might. . . .with the help of some new friends.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Frodo B., Faramir
Music of the Night by rejoice489 reviews
“Ah, Melanie. Sweet Melanie.” The vampire laughed again. “How sweet is your blood.” Loosening my feet from underneath the vampire, I kicked him off me. He fell to the floor, a malicious grin on his face. I shuddered; his face still resembled Alex’s.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,708 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
First Impressions by H. L. Whitemere reviews
NextGen fic. Follow Rose, Scorpius and Albus during their years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Can old prejudices ever truly disappear?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Scorpius M.
Unrequited by Moondancing Millie reviews
A modern day Shakespearean tale featuring the next generation of Mediator characters! Jock Romeo Slater didn't care for wallflower Juliet De Silva when she was alive. But now she's dead he can't get her out of his mind.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Granddad Weasley Would Never Forgive You! by Hanneli reviews
For those who think Jo was hinting at a future relationship between Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. The prologue is set at their first meeting, when shy little Scorpius begins to develop a crush on the talkative girl he meets on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Kiss by Siriusly Amused reviews
A collection of one shots. Each focusing on a random pairing's first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,859 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
I'm Still Here by wildkidlexie reviews
Teddy Lupin wasn't always the man nineteen years later after the war ended. Teddy had also been a boy confused, scared, and alone. Life without parents isn't easy. Having a werewolf for a father isn't easy. How would Teddy feel in this situation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Mirror Mirror by Lacklustre reviews
Rose’s midnight musings are interrupted by an old family foe. Oneshot. Scorpius Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Lexie-H reviews
In their final year at Hogwarts, the Marauders have set loose on the castle, a fact which promises to make seventh year the most memorable of them all! LJ romance, laughs and generally a lot of fun... check it out! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,763 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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The other face of the shadow reviews
A girl running for her life from the one who will never let her go. How did it come to happen? How did it come to that, that one of them has to die? Read & review!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009
Huntress reviews
Slaying vampires is her purpose in life, the reason she's still alive. She had met so many; none have survived. None but this one. Read & Review!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008
Sleeping on the couch reviews
A 400 year old vampire takes pity on a girl who has lost her family and takes her in... But, after a while, he realizes he just might have taken on a little to much for him to handle. Read & Review!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Spring of '45 reviews
Oneshot! A russian soldier, when Soviet is on the brink of winning ww2, gets a little more then he bargained for when he enters a german house to look for gold and women... Read & Review!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Fallen angel reviews
No vampires in it! I didn't know where to post it... Oneshot: An angel falling from heaven. Okay, the summary sucks, but the story is good... :P Read & Review!
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Asias Story reviews
There are no vampires in this story! This is the story of a horny devil, a prude angel and the poor girl stuck in the middle...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008
Aleandra reviews
He has lived for so long he no longer remember his mortal life, but yet, he has never seen anything like her ever before...Please R&R you guys! I ll try to update as often as I can.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,019 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
First kiss reviews
Okay, this is quite simple some first kisses. Read and review! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks