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Author has written 67 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Hobbit, 10th Kingdom, and Silmarillion.

Hello,

I'm Scottish (NOT British) and have been a member here for a while but only recently started writing fanfiction.

Most admired Authors:

J.R.R. Tolkien, from Silmarillion (which, I confess I was always hesitant to read because I thought it would be too laborious, but I was absolutely hooked from the first page) to LOTR and beyond.

J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books are like visual drugs. I keep reading and just want more, more, more. Seven just aren't enough to satisfy my appetite for the world she's created.

Jane Austen - I love all her books (except Northanger Abbey). Her works are timeless.

Most loved Films: LOTR, Star Wars, almost anything with Kevin Spacey (brilliant actor).

Thank goodness for fanfiction. Or rather good fanfiction - not a lot of the self-insertion, slash, incest & teacher/student relationship drivel that unfortunately finds its way to this website. Where I come from incest is a crime, and adults in improper relationships with children are thrown in jail. I also believe that if Tolkien or Rowling had intended their characters to be superpowered or slashy, they would have written them that way. Some of the stories posted here have nothing more to do with the universe they are supposed to represent than sharing a name with their characters. And that's sad.

My favourite literary character of all time is Samwise Gamgee. Quiet, modest, unassuming and self-deprecating, he appears to be no more than Frodo's dim but loyal servant at the start of LOTR. By the end of the trilogy however, we realise he is much more than that: Strong, faithful, unshakeable, relentless and good. He just wants to take care of business then get poor Mr Frodo home in one piece. And he won't let anyone stop him!

I do like and admire Frodo - but he's the ethereal, saint-like hero that a bad girl like me could never aspire to be. Sam seems more real. He loves, but he's also flawed; displaying anger and hatred at times (specifically Smeagol/Gollum who he refers to alternately as Slinker or Stinker); he has to dig deep before he can find any sympathy for Gollum, not managing it until the slopes of Mount Doom. It's easier to relate to someone who has at least one flaw than poor, perfect Frodo.

Neville Longbottom is my favourite HP character. He reminds me a lot of Sam Gamgee, perhaps that's why I like him. But he is also a strong character in his own right. We should have seen more of him in the books - but then I suppose I shouldn't complain, at least she didn't kill him off (still reeling from the deaths of Hedwig, Fred, Lupin AND Tonks).

Although I'm practical and prefer to stick to canon when writing, I also love to read a good AU or time travel - but only with canon pairings. Snape-as-Harry's-father is just daft. Why do people who write such stories always name Lily and Severus' son Harry James Snape? Following naming traditions in the Wizarding world, if Snape was Harry's father, his eldest son's middle name would be Severus and not James. Snape would rather die than name his child after his school nemesis.

Spelling and grammar can make or break a story and it's impossible to read one when these are poor. I use UK English and check my own fics before posting, so any mistakes there are all mine. I'd like to think there aren't any, but no matter how thorough one is, something always seems to slip through! So, sorry in advance if you spot one.

Please feel free to leave a review if you enjoyed any of my fics (or even if you didn't). Constructive criticism - sent with a genuine desire to aid in my development as a writer - is always welcome. But be warned: those who issue critique without helpful pointers - with the sole intent of being spiteful - will be regarded as flamers, and promptly blocked from my account.

So please, grab a cuppa, take the weight off your feet for half an hour, and peruse a fic or two. I sincerely hope you enjoy what you read!!

Bye for now!

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Neville Longbottom and the Sword of Gryffindor by Imbeni reviews
EWE story detailing the adventures of Neville Longbottom during his seventh year at Hogwarts, while the Trio is off horcrux hunting. Parallels cannon closely. Features Ginny and Luna in extremely prominent roles, as well as showing what happens to other characters at the school. Please review, they are life blood to a fan fiction writer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,685 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Neville L.
Things They Should Have Said by Maran Zelde reviews
What happens when Harry's back is turned? Luna defends Filch, Neville asks McGonagall about his parents, Hermione hears horror stories about Apparition, Dean almost figures out the Muffliato jinx, and the core DA members know more than they should. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Of Pots and Plants by CheleCooke reviews
Neville Longbottom didn't think he'd return to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but when Minerva McGonagall turns up on his grandmother's doorstep offering his NEWT results and the Herbology teaching position, he can't think of a good reason to turn it down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Neville L., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,368 - Follows: 13,025 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Prince of Ithilien by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Thranduil has met and terrorized most of his son's non-Elven friends. But this is his first encounter with the Prince of Ithilien. Characters: Thranduil, Faramir, Legolas and Aragorn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Faramir, Thranduil - Complete
An Open Letter from Lucius Malfoy by Imbeni reviews
Lucius wishes to clear a few things up to the fan fiction community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
Potential by meira16 reviews
He will never be a brilliant student or a perfect grandson. But perhaps magic is more than what it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Neville L., OC - Complete
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Faramir's Family by Shipwright's Trick reviews
Faramir spends some time with his family. Boring title and summary, I know, but if I say any more I'll give the story away. Also, I'm terribly sorry for using alliteration in the title.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Faramir - Complete
Dissent Rising by KelliLeanne reviews
Set eight years after RoTS, young Princess Leia's first visit to Coruscant is marred by political intrigue and a terrorist threat. Complete
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,637 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Leia O., Darth Vader
The Native by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
The relationship that started it all - Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her. Sybock & Spock will be featured. Starts with Sarek's first Pon Farr - first two chapters are angsty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 138,041 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 5,537 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
On the Shores of the Sea by MerrytheHobbit reviews
The thoughts of Sam as he leaves Middle-Earth. Post War of the Ring
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Samwise G. - Complete
Search for the Broken Soul by InkandPaper reviews
After making the decision to leave Hogwarts, Harry finds himself faced with a dark and difficult year. His only chance of survival lies in the destruction of the scattered shards of a broken soul, and the undoing of Voldemort's immortality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,332 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Absence by sesquipedality reviews
Augusta Longbottom does not attend the trial.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Asking for Roses by Dogstar101 reviews
Neville thinks his summer will be much like any other: working in his grandmother's garden and other lonely pursuits. After leaving Hogwarts many months before, Hannah Abbott believes she is trapped and isolated for good. They're both mistaken. PreTDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,762 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
The River by Indigo Bunting reviews
The Fellowship must cross a river before it can enter the land of Hollin. When disaster strikes, Sam and Legolas find themselves trapped between the river, a party of malicious strangers, and each other. A story about friendship and sacrifice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 143,512 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chained Souls by Theowyn of HPG reviews
Harry must discover how Voldemort cheated death. He faces Death Eaters, shadowy Ministry officials & suspicions that threaten to tear his own allies apart. But the answers lie in the mind where victory can only be won by freeing the chained souls. SEQUEL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,287 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Exile by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU. Intertrilogy. Sequel to Misunderstood! The Republic is dead. The Empire has risen. The Jedi Order is in shambles. So now what? Chapter 33: Lonely Little Boys
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,322 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Mutual Mysteries by mari4212 reviews
Even friends don't always understand each other. Neville and Luna, post book seven, no spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
The Gain of a Loss by Miss Elisha reviews
The war is over, and the many losses have driven many people closer together: Ron and Hermione, Harry and Ginny, Fred and Angelina. Where does that leave George? Written preDH and now AU. Outtakes and oneshots are also posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,880 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enemy Within by Theowyn of HPG reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,220 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Drifting in the Shadows by yellowrose reviews
Sam and Frodo find themselves as members of the orc army. But what happens when only one makes it out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,944 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Misunderstood by Quill of Molliemon reviews
Yeah, another one of those fics where Ani starts out on the Dark Side. But there is a twist, of course. Find out about the biggest secret of the Jedi Order... Now COMPLETE! Check out version 2!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 233,236 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Fall of the Sith by Souderwan reviews
Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,710 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Love and Levity by KatieBell70 reviews
Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Force Bond 3: Son by KittandChips reviews
Third in the series of an AU where Luke is raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is getting older and struggling to come to terms with what awaits in the future.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,715 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 5951 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,831 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Force Bond 2: Threat by KittandChips reviews
Luke finds himself moving in with a moody, secluded Sith Lord who is also his newly found father. Vader has his own set of challenges to overcome, as he struggles to come to terms with his fatherhood.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,739 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 8/31/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Sunshine and Roses by shireling reviews
Faramir helps Sam to find peace and healing in Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Faramir, Samwise G.
Fourteen Days by rabidsamfan reviews
Fragments of what happened and what people were thinking between the time that Frodo and Sam fell unconscious at Mt. Doom and the time Sam wakes at the field of Cormallen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Samwise G., Aragorn
Force Bond 4: Jedi by KittandChips reviews
AU. Fourth in a series where Luke has been raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is caught between his loyalty and love for the man who raised him, and his desire not to become a Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,975 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Moment of Truth by Dien Alcyone reviews
Neville discovers his spine, with a little unexpected help from Professor Snape. Set in fourth year, but doesn’t really have anything to do with GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Severus S.
SW Episode II: Insert Pretentious Title Here by Jedi-Jae reviews
Complete - finally! Anakin and Padme discover their love in the shadows of the build-up to the Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,031 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2002 - Published: 3/15/2001 - Complete
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Not Quite A Maia reviews
Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time & Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dûm. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 551,620 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Neville L., Molly W.
Valiant reviews
Nine drabbles for some unsung heroes of the War of the Ring, making the 'Nine' Trilogy now a Tetralogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013
Hollow Victory reviews
As the West celebrates the fall of the Dark Lord Sauron, Sam and Frodo struggle with the memories of violence and betrayal left to them from their final moments in the Sammath Naur. Sequel to 'The Cusp of Victory'. UK English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
CFC: Wizarding War Heroes Special Edition reviews
Roll up! Roll up! Be the first to get your hands on Delphinius' Delights Special Edition Chocolate Frog Cards depicting the heroes of two Wizarding Wars!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Remus L., Neville L.
I want to be a Weasley Twin! reviews
The Sorting Hat seeks a change of employment. But what job could ever be good enough for it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Darkness Falls reviews
A collection of wee ficlets from the Enemy's point of view. Chapter 5: A Barrow-wight is outmatched with a song. UK English. Hopefully canon.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Witch-King of Angmar
Owl Post reviews
Letters between friends, family, lovers and more at various periods after the Second Wizarding War. Mainly Drabbles. Chapter 16: Neville receives an unusual request ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
Superharrywentballistichexedme soferocious reviews
Voldemort laments his final battle from beyond the grave …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
A Month of Sundays reviews
Some love (and other) stories will never be written in the stars. And with good reason ... A series of HP and LoTR/Hobbit/Silmarillion crossover drabbles and vignettes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012
Birthday Greetings reviews
Fred is remembered fondly on the first April Fool's Day after his death. But by whom?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Complete
Celestina: The Lost Album reviews
A selection of possible songs from Celestina Warbeck's hit album 'You Stole My Cauldron, But You Can't Have My Heart'. Take with a healthy pinch of salt! UK English.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009
It's A Kind of Magic reviews
It's December 1990, and Alice Cullen runs into one Professor Albus Dumbledore whilst on a shopping trip in London. Prequel to 'Food, Glorious Food'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Albus D., Alice
The Bats and The Bees reviews
Seth has yet more delicate questions for the Cullen clan. But this time, he gets more than he bargained for. Sequel to 'Talking Bull'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Seth, Esme
Talking Bull reviews
Seth and Emmett discuss basic functions. Very basic functions ... Breaking Dawn era ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Seth, Emmett
Daily Prophet: Breaking News reviews
Front page headlines from the Wizarding world's best-selling newspaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
Concerning Sam reviews
It is the 14th year of the Fourth Age and Aragorn Elessar, King of Gondor is troubled by one brave Hobbit. A study of the One Ring's possible effects on the other Ring-bearer long after Frodo has departed. UK English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Samwise G., Aragorn - Complete
Oh Fred, you're dead! reviews
A silly wee ode to poor dead Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Fred W., Percy W. - Complete
Destination Arda reviews
The Middle Earth Tourist Board is proud to present its very first guide to the most exciting holiday hotspots in Arda! So come on in, soak up the atmosphere and discover where YOU could be spending your next Summer holiday!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010
War reviews
Glimpses of each of the five Battles of Beleriand, depicted in vignettes. Chapter 1: The doom of Denethor, son of Lenwë.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Denethor
Persuasion reviews
Sometimes those pricey Singing Rings have to work hard to secure themselves a buyer ...
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Baby Boom!
The Cullens and their tentative allies in La Push react to the unexpected and shocking news of Bella's pregnancy. Drabble series, one per character, in no particular order.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Rosalie, Bella
Supergran! reviews
Neville Longbottom is about to be measured for his first set of Hogwarts' robes when Gregory Goyle's father makes the mistake of insulting him. And in front of his grandmother, too ... Excerpt from NQAM, tweaked and lengthened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Neville L., Augusta L. - Complete
Hobbit Stew reviews
A very hungry Bilbo Baggins spots something very tasty after a week of near-abstinence in the Elvenking's Halls, but getting his hands on it will not be as easy as he thinks ... UK English
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Allies reviews
Nine drabbles for friends and comrades. Third & final installment in the 'Nine' Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Elrond, Théoden - Complete
Ringbearer reviews
Nine drabbles for the Ringbearers during their time under its influence. Second in the 'Nine' Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sauron, Frodo B. - Complete
Fellowship reviews
Nine drabbles, one for each of the nine companions throughout the Quest. First in the 'Nine' Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Gandalf, Boromir - Complete
Just Rewards reviews
Professor Dumbledore stumbles across an altercation between some of his students in the dungeons corridor and subsequently attempts to teach Draco Malfoy a much needed lesson. But will his efforts prove successful? OoTP era. AU-ish. UK English.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Albus D., Draco M. - Complete
Drabble Dropouts reviews
A collection of ficlets that started out as drabbles, but refused to be constrained by word limits. Chapter 7: Pippin's insatiable hunger leads to an unexpected - and very unwelcome - lesson from some of his Fellowship companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Samwise G. - Complete
The Sea! reviews
Legolas laments. A song-fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Legolas - Complete
The Cusp of Victory reviews
The Quest is minutes from completion. The West is moments from a hard-fought victory. Nothing can stop the inevitable now. Or can it? And can one devastated hobbit live with the consequences? A tale told in multiple drabbles. MEFA 2010 nominated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Food, Glorious Food! reviews
Alice gives her family the most incredible Christmas gift of their afterlives ...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alice - Complete
Sapphire Blue: MarySue Extraordinaire reviews
Sapphire Blue. Outrageously gorgeous, unbelievably desirable, terrifically talented, and completely head-over-heels with the object of every Mary-Sue's affection. If only she could get hit by a truck and fall into Middle Earth ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Dost Thou Truly Wish To Hurt Me? reviews
The One Ring pulls out all the stops in a final, desperate attempt to prevent its own demise … Song parody inspired by the Culture Club classic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Outtakes of a Fellowship and Beyond reviews
A collection of short scenes featuring various LOTR characters. Chapter 10: Elrond is taken by surprise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,523 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Elrond, Samwise G.
Smaug Lives! reviews
Twelve-year-old Samwise gives his gaffer's kind employer a very unexpected gift ... AU. UK English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Samwise G., Bilbo B. - Complete
Getting To Know You reviews
Jake and Rosalie 'bond' in their own unique way at the Cullens' residence a few days before the Volturi arrive - and things soon spiral out of control...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Moments in Time reviews
Drabbles I originally posted on MNFF Beta Boards in response to Monthly Challenges. Chapter 2: A Weasley prank goes horribly wrong ... AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
The Lovegood Conundrum reviews
Professor Dumbledore is presented with an intriguing mystery when a very unexpected guest pops up to his office for tea. But what does this seemingly innocent visit really mean for Hogwarts and the Wizarding World at large? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Albus D., Luna L.
The DA Song reviews
What would the official song of Dumbledore’s Army sound like?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010
A Ray of Hope reviews
On Christmas Day, Carlisle makes his traditional vigil in search of redemption - with surprising results.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Rudolf the Red Nosed Snorkack reviews
A Christmas classic gets the Luna Lovegood treatment sort of ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Mum's the Word reviews
Christmas is a time for family, so Harry spends it with his. Both of them... UK English.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Yearning reviews
The day before Bella arrives in Forks, Edward reflects on the meaning of life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Hubble, Bubble, Double Trouble reviews
After the fiasco at the Department Of Mysteries, Severus Snape gets two for the price of one during a run-in with Neville Longbottom... Humour, UK English, as canon as I can make it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Severus S., Augusta L. - Complete
The Mushroom Song reviews
Pippin sings of his one true love... UK English
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Of Heartache and Hats reviews
George Weasley struggles to live his life without Fred. But help is at hand in the form of a little old woman with a very scary hat... Sequel, of sorts, to 'Educating Rita'. Rated for slight language. UK English.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/28/2009 - George W., Augusta L. - Complete
My Favourite Things reviews
Voldemort reflects on his rise, downfall and resurrection as the worst Dark Lord in history. Inspired by the Rodgers and Hammerstein hit of the same name from the film 'The Sound of Music'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
The Noble And Most Ancient House Of Longbottom reviews
Frank and Alice Longbottom display the honour and nobility that made them so popular in the Wizarding World and moved a stunned society to lash out in anger after the vicious attack which incapacitated them. Warning: Extreme violence. UK English.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Frank L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
I Will Survive reviews
Summary: CoS era - Ron meets Aragog and his charming family when Harry drags him along for a visit - and he is afraid. Very afraid... A hopefully humorous songfic from Ron's PoV, inspired by the Gloria Gaynor song of the same name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Trials of Severus Snape reviews
PoA era. Severus Snape takes a thoughtful stroll down Diagon Alley at the start of the Christmas holidays, but it soon turns into a quite a harrowing ordeal for our favourite Potions Master… UK English. Contains some dark humour. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and the Bouncing Wizard reviews
A trip to the Ministry of Magic in the Summer of 1988 leads to an unexpected meeting for the Hogwarts' headmaster. UK English. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
A Friend in Need reviews
Frodo fears his will to defy the One Ring may be fading as he crosses the Black Lands, but Sauron, it appears, does not have the monopoly on powerful golden entities... Gapfillery, UK English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
A Place to call Home reviews
Gimli discovers the Glittering Caves - and is moved to song.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Gimli - Complete
Educating Rita reviews
One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson... UK English, canon ish , humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Augusta L., Fred W. - Complete
Sixteen Going On Seventeen reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange takes on the Mother of all Weasleys... A humorous I hope songfic to the tune of the famous 'The Sound of Music' song. Slightly dark humour. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bellatrix L., Molly W.
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Asfaloth? reviews
A song composed by Bill the Pony in honour of the 'prissy elf horse'. Sequel of sorts to 'A Pony's Tale'. Knowledge of the entire melody from the original Sound Of Music song may be beneficial. Seriously AU!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
A Pony's Tale reviews
A misunderstanding causes friction between Bill the Pony and Gimli the Dwarf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,206 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
A Mother's Love reviews
Aragorn discovers the gift of a new parent. Featuring Rose and baby Tolman.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Aragorn, Rosie C. - Complete
Denial reviews
Frodo and Sam attempt to rebuild their old lives after the Scouring of the Shire. Set between The Scouring of the Shire & The Grey Havens. UK English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Shelob's Bane reviews
Gandalf explains the folly of angering a Gamgee to the Prince of Mirkwood during the journey from the Black Gates to the Field of Cormallen. UK English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Gandalf, Legolas - Complete
Much Ado about Mushrooms reviews
Merry & Pippin have trouble with a 'shy' cook during Strider's 4th Age Eriador visit. With Strider, Sam, Faramir. A 'Concerning Sam' offshoot set in the cooks' tent during Ch 13 - prior reading NOT required. UK English. BEVERAGE WARNING added on request
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Hope's Endurance reviews
Glimpses in verse of how Sam and Frodo's friendship weathered the experiences of near death, great distance and joyful Reunion. Formerly posted as 'Oh Mister Frodo'. UK English. Canon I hope. Reviews appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Fond Memories? reviews
Neville ponders the character of his former Potions professor, with some help from Harry. Post DH. UK English. Canon pairings, but only peripherally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Ode to a Star Queen reviews
A slightly humorous ditty composed by a simple cook from Frogmorton when he encounters the Evenstar. UK English. Slightly AU Or perhaps not?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Arwen U.
Hope and Light reviews
Aragorn fights for the Light after the success of Frodo and Sam in the Sammath Naur. A gift for Antane - hopefully worthy of her! UK English, hopefully canon I know I always say that..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Aragorn - Complete
His dear, beloved Hobbit Elf reviews
Follows the desperate flight from the Ringwraiths, both in the Shire and en route to Rivendell. Sam's PoV in verse. UK English, Canon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
A Not So Chance Encounter reviews
Neville has a meeting with Headmistress McGonagall to discuss his new position as Herbology professor and meets an unexpected friend. Prequel to Fond Memories? Post DH, UK English, canon compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Neville L., Albus D. - Complete
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