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Author has written 26 stories for High School Musical, Suite Life series, and Gossip Girl.
I am No One Reads Bad Fanfics, also known as Dezi, De, Kay, SoNotEmo, and Suffering From Writer's Block
Next Update Day: January 14th, 2009.
Featuring: Two Years and Counting
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List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Blair Waldorf
2. Chuck Bass
3. Nate Archibald
4. Georgina Sparks
5. Dan Humphrey
6. Jennifer Humphrey
7. Rufus Humphrey
8. Eric van der Woodsen
9. Lily van der Woodsen
10. Serena van der Woodsen
12. Vanessa Abrams
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, but that would be interesting.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think she's a cool character, but hot is pushing it.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That's kind of impossible...
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Not in the show.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dan/Serena. Dan/Lily would be like a modern Greek Mythology pattern thing going on there.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Rufus would be stunned at the image; Vanessa would be embarrassed; Chuck would probably just smirk and laugh.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Maybe she came back for him after all.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I don't know
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A song about suicide probably. I dont know
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Serious femslash love triangle, beware.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Blair and Rufus are in a happy relationship until Lily runs off with Georgina. Blair, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Agnes and a brief unhappy affair with Vanessa, then follows the wise advise of Dan and finds true love with Nate. (WTH? It's a Nair fic?!)
What title would you give this fic?
Blair's Grand Nightmare
15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd feel like the writers of Gossip Girl had lost their mind. Not every pairing between Humphrey and van der Woodsen should and can work.
Kay or Dezi