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Joined 03-13-07, id: 1237742, Profile Updated: 07-09-13
Author has written 4 stories for Discworld, and Firefly.

Once upon a time, when I was a wee little high school student, I wrote fic gleefully and often and posted it all on here. Now I'm in grad school and do a heck of a lot more deleting of old stuff than writing of new. When I do write actual fanfiction, it's mostly Discworld and mostly about one-shot villains and supporting characters that nobody remembers, and in the rare case that it isn't Discworld it's probably filks about Firefly.

I'm basically a horrible amalgamation of Malicia Grim, Ted Flutter, and the Watch Igor, and that's the way I like it.

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
Times in the life of Saul Ramkin-Vimes and Samantha Vimes by Seiya234 reviews
What if Sybil Ramkin was born Saul Ramkin, and Sam stood for Samantha as opposed to Samuel? So, Various incidents in the lives of Sir Saul Ramkin-Vimes, his wife the Commander of the City Watch, Duchess of Ankh, Lady Samantha Vimes, and their daughter, Little Sam. Massive new chapter at 23! (and smaller one at 29)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 37,454 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R.
cockwilly by Jim from IT reviews
"Can you feel me Sherlock? Can you feel me inside of you?" He sucked in a snarling breath, his melancholy, abundantly stiff nipples pressed to Sherly's decadent collarbone, "With my cock-willy."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Man of Principle by Thescarredman reviews
You know how sometimes you look at something familiar, but from a different angle, and you realize you don't know it at all? Badger is like that.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,741 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Badger - Complete
Thanks for everything! xxJim by thequeergiraffe reviews
In which Moriarty steals Mycroft's cake. Probably the silliest thing I've ever written. One-shot. No smut; it's cake! C'mon. That's sick.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
dickweenie by Jim from IT reviews
Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Desperate Measures by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Enjolras's father is trying to control his son, and he's finally found a way: forcing a marriage. Needless to say, Enjolras is not happy about this and takes matters into his own hands, creating a whole new set of problems along the way. ExE
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,906 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras
Love me So:A House x Dobby romance by berry1234 reviews
House x Dobby. And I put it into the House section because there are more characters from House in it!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011
Proudest Possession by Fanless reviews
A boy and his marble — and the spell it cast. By no means does Gawain come away unscathed from playing with Teatime's eye for years...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Andy S.
Shiny's in the Smile by todisturbtheuniverse reviews
She looks down at the apple, and smiles quietly, but it ain't enough; Mal can't see it in her eyes, and that's where he likes it most. Set directly after "The Message". One-shot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Mal, Kaylee - Complete
They Think So Small by Raven Aorla reviews
The Eleventh Doctor has been traveling with Amy, Rory, and a reformed Master, but when Amy fiddles with a mysterious piece of tech, the Ponds are turned back into children and the Time Lords into old versions of themselves.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 5th Doctor - Complete
We've Got Your Bunnies by Come Lady Death reviews
Kaylee smuggles a pet on-board. She gets help keeping that fact from the Captain from an unexpected source. Written for whedonland's Storyteller challenge.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kaylee, Zoe W. - Complete
Different by salamalander reviews
Everything's different after Miranda, and River wants the old Kaylee back.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kaylee, River - Complete
Cunning Artifice by Fanless reviews
In the Ankh-Morpork of a distant future, there lives a brilliant scientist and two men who are not all they seem. AU!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sam Vimes, Carcer
Glad to be Grey or Miserable to be Miscellaneous? by duchess-susan reviews
Nobby and Reg find themselves in each others company more and more. This is, I believe, the very first Nobby/Reg romance ever. Read before you flame.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Nobby N., Reg S. - Complete
That's All I Wanted, Thanks by Fanless reviews
Carcer gets impolite. Vimes is not amused. Swing sees the whole thing. Carcer has an alarming dream.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Carcer, Sam Vimes
Music With Fanfic In by meggie272 reviews
Yep, another iPod shuffle meme. Features Carcer/Teatime, Polly and Maladicta, Victor Townsend, Lord Hong, Vimes, Carrot and Angua, Hex trying to figure out love and a bad taste in music. :
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010
Those Violent Boys by Fanless reviews
What they're up to, what they've done. Teatime & Carcer drabbles. Actual rating may vary between chapters. All sorts of allusions, including pairings. Newest: Carcer plays chess and wins — sort of.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Carcer, Jonathan T.
A Broken Tale by duchess-susan reviews
A series of drabbles for Teatime. Just something that happened when I started typing, really.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Jonathan T. - Complete
Perfection by Gothgirlreid reviews
Am I under arrest?" How exactly did Owlswick Jenkins end up in the Tanty?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
Feltily Ever After by pro-prodigy reviews
The life and times of two very unique hats and thus proving that Holmes and Watson's romance is a byproduct of their various haberdashery. crack!fic
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Hindsight by The Writing Bean reviews
Post-Hogfather. Mr. Teatime's ghost contemplates life, death, and what comes after. Reworking of an older fic, to make it a standalone piece.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jonathan T., Death
Revolution Maybe by KindKit reviews
Vimes wants to go home to the life he's chosen, but his younger self may choose something else entirely. Spoilers for Night Watch. This story is basically gen but includes some same-sex content.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Clay of My Clay The Dorfl Truth by A.A. Pessimal reviews
This never happened. It depends on a differnt person being there at the end of "feet of Clay". But he wasn't. So it's a horrible little fantasy from my horrible little mind. It's about sex. Not just gender. A different sort of sex. Read on.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Of Cats and Conmen by Gogol reviews
It might have been Fate, but it was probably Fortune. Two old friends, fellows, and famous fraudsters meet in the Watch's cells. And if one of them is a pwetty wittle putty tat and the other a respected citizen, well, what of it? Everyone needs a day job.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
The Patrician didn't have by Estelle Tiniwiel reviews
... well, let's just say there's a song about it.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Havelock Vetinari, Flamingo and Boy by Gogol reviews
Series of snapshots covering the supposed life and times of Havelock Vetinari. Read at your own risk.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
In Dreams by SpamWarrior reviews
In dreams, we are all mad...Susan has a nocturnal visit from a certain departed Assassin. Susan x Teatime. Please, don't kill me.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Promises to Keep by Ethereal-Journey reviews
A promise made has to be kept. Set after Night Watch.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Indiscretion by Schamrodia
Le contexte du premier meurtre de Tooms en 1903
X-Files - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
St Wossname's Fire by SpamWarrior reviews
The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence. Features just about everyone who's ever been in a Discworld book for more than two pages. PHEER, I tell you.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
Lessons Learned by Charlie Yubari reviews
Followup to The Kind of Little Boy. Jonathan Teatime learns a little more from his punishment that the Guild masters perhaps hoped. Some very mild violence.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
In The Eye by Charlie Yubari reviews
Some unexplained accident had taken the other eye, and the missing orb had been replaced with a ball of glass. The story behing Jonathan Teatime's eye. Warning DO NOT READ if you have an eyesquick.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
The Kind of Little Boy by Charlie Yubari reviews
The other children didn't often play with young Jonathan Teatime. Except on one occasion. Implied sexual situations.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Avocado Kedavra! by jennifer snape reviews
The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Chance Encounter: a vignette by Beth Einspanier reviews
Sometimes the short answer says more than the long answer...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2002
Iced Tea or Rootbeer?? by Katrina1 reviews
What would happen if there really was iced tea in the bag instead of rootbeer? I know this has been done before, but you'd be surprised. Also includes Tooms, a bra, and a very disgruntled Mulder....
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2001
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A Demon on Both Shoulders reviews
Days in the life of a monster-what was, what is, what could have been. Drabble and short-fic anthology. Latest: Carcer stands on the scaffold, counting the minutes he's got left. Drabble.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Carcer
Space Shanties reviews
A collection of Filks about the 'verse, all to the tunes of traditional seafaring songs.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010
Thicker Than Water reviews
Just before his hanging, Carcer receives a visitor. A much-extended and altered version of an old drabble.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Carcer - Complete
For Good Measure reviews
Carcer gets his head examined.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Carcer, Findthee S. - Complete
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