The average person can easily understand that when it comes to living in a crime-infested city like Brockton Bay where villains carve out their own personal fiefdoms, treating life like a game can get you killed. It's kind of ironic, then, that Greg Veder has always been far more serious about games than he ever has about life. (Worm/The Gamer AU) [Updates Once a Week]

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?

Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything.

Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?

Anakin gets himself some professional help...

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.

A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.

A newly resurrected Severus Snape finds himself in a post-War world where everything has apparently been made right, thanks to a new Ravenclaw student. However, something about this happy ending feels horribly wrong...

Because of something happening when they were babies, Harry Potter and Harry Dresden's lives are inevitably linked together. The results become evident only a few years later and they are unexpected, problematic and quite a little entertaining for both.

Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS

Circumstance victimizes Harry one more time, as both Hermione and Ron are petrified during second year. Of course, coincidence just happens to pitch in as well. "Figglenorf got your tongue?"

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Akane and Ranma just got married, being forced by their parents that is. How will they cope being so young and still having to live like a married couple? R/A

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Guardian spinoff and Sailor Moon crossover. My first full dive into the worn path of SM Ranma crosses! Let's see how many characters I can totally corrupt...

Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

A place for me to put ideas that may or may not make it to full story status. If you can call some of the things I'm working on 'Full Stories', anyway. And one-shots now, too.

Iori Yagami fell in love with and married Nodoka Saotome while training under his evil master, Happousai, along with Soun and Genma. Together they had a son, Ranma. How will the young Yagami deal with what he is, and what he has become?

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Death and chaos have been sown throughout the Eastern world. Guess who's job it is to clean up?

She knew her life had been ruined because of Harry Potter. But there was nothing she could do about it... or was there?

Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.

Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!

"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."

A lonely young girl takes her Poppa’s advice on the best way to snag a boyfriend. Too bad her Haruka Poppa had just been kidding around. Ranma & Sailor Moon crossover.

He was abandoned by the Dursleys in New York City. Found by an Italian mobster surrounded by ravens, he grew to be the most powerful Don that New York ever witnessed. Absolutely ruthless and feared by all, what happens now when he is found by Dumbledore?

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.

Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

While searching for Jusenkyo, Genma and Ranma get a wee bit lost.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.

People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.

The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.

Harry gets a phone call, post Turn Coat... and sets off on a rescue mission.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.

Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.

They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

AU. "Most boys confine themselves to throwing a punch in these situations Your way is much more interesting." Harry loses his temper at Slughorn's party.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

During Buffy's absence during the summer before senior year, Xander realizes that without a Vampire Slayer, they are rightfully and truly doomed. Luckily, he has a plan...

Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.

In which James Potter II attempts to impress his cousin Dominique with French. Is anyone else thinking 'failed plan? Oneshot.

AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.

-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.

Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.

AU-Born a fire demon, Harry's raging firestorm destroys Voldemort. A dysfunctional and curious crow demon from another dimension pops up to investigate, and is given Harry to raise and train in his new powers. In retrospect, it seemed like a good idea.

Inspired by the actresses in the later seasons - Buffy's friends help her to face a personal demon every bit as dangerous as the ones she fights every night.

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

AU OOC. The story of Henry Porter continues. Fourteenyear old Henry faces new dangers and challenges at Hogwarts when an unknown enemy places him in the Triwizards Tournament.

Ranma, while in the Cat Fist, is rescued and healed by the Sailor Senshi. Shame about the amnesia and, wow, hasn't anybody ever been nice to this guy? Rated M just to be safe.

Crossover: Harry Potter, Lovecraft Shadows in London run deeper than they ever did in Nerima. Ranma begins an epic tale of good, evil, and the vast twilight between them. Summary inside. DEAD

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.

Abused by the Dursleys and demonised by everyone in Little Whinging, Harry finally snaps. His retaliation lands him in St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. Four years later, a very different Harry is introduced to the wizarding world.

Cowritten with Drakuzz. As usual, Genma's past comes back to haunt him in Nerima. But for Ranma, this may turn out to be a blessing. Chapter 9 is now up.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.

HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?

Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.

Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS

What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G

After the events of HBP the staff of Hogwarts decided to listen to the Sorting Hat's advice and promote InterHouse Unity by giving each student a 'partner' from a different House. Needless to say that trouble is already waiting, right? AU after HBP.

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

A friend asked me to explain the plot of Gone With The Wind to her. Knowing that she would tune me out if I got into all the gritty details, I made this: a condensed version of the plot, humorstyle. No offense intended. Threatened if I didn't post!

Starting right after HBP, Harry begins the journey to the final confrontation with the help of his friends. HL RHr but not a big part of the story

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

A possible future scenario ...

Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.

OneShot Companion piece to The Blood Tipped Feather: Learn the circumstances behind Luna's Mothers Death. Luna centric, Trajedy.

What if Dumbledore was wrong about the people the prophecy applied to?

Sequel to Children of the Night. Bruce and a pregnant Selina clash over crimefighting and their relationship, all the while contending with a new threat to the city of Gotham.

What really happened to Dudley Dursley the summer of 1995. A one shot companion piece to The Blood Tipped Feather.

Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!

Ranma made another bet with Nabiki? Won't he ever learn? Well, at least this time it's a bet on an Anything Goes Martial Arts fight between Ranma and Nabiki. Surely our pigtailed hero is capable of defeating Nabiki, 'aint he?

Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?

Dean has a new project. Seamus is determined to find out what it is. Then Seamus corrupts a small child and Dean realizes that sometimes you have to let go. One shot.

Sequel to HPDA. The summer before 7th year, Harry begins his formal Auror training, goes through magical puberty, and catches himself sleepwalking far too many times for it to be a coincidence....

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.

Ranma’s engagement to Nabiki would be tough enough without her tomboy sister Akane. Unfortunately the two girls are literally inseparable they're conjoined twins!

Ranma's mother wonders why he doesn't have any...

Buffybot follows a dragon to another world. Wackiness ensures.

COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.

Set in 2050s Berlin, a teenage boy finds himself being chased, with a mysterious credstick, a painful head wound, and no memory of how he got either.

AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry's life. COMPLETED

Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.

COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.

Dawn does a spell to make Xander like Spike more. It doesn't work as she expected.

Hermione makes a discovery about one of Englands grandest professions

Ranma Accidently downs one of Hikaru Gosunkugi's concotions with amusing results.

[Story Complete] The true reason Genma was cursed to turn into a panda. A very short story on the nature of Jhusenkyou's curses. Please comment

Harry and his friends gradually discover a growing friendship with a certain