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Joined 03-14-07, id: 1237946, Profile Updated: 08-09-09
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Bones, and House, M.D..

Weeeeeeell if you haven't noticed, I've had a really bad case of writer's block for, oh, about the last year. It really really really really sucks. Every time I try to get inside of Temperance's head I just...can't. It's quite frustrating. But don't worry, I haven't given up on writing completely. I'm still doing some original stuff. Haven't posted too much of it really, just a few things. Mostly I just write a couple pages here and there, and it's always about stuff that's going on in my life at the moment, with a little stretch of course. Anyway, i'm wether-bee over on deviantART if you really want to check it out.

I've been keeping busy with work (I'm an office girl at the local airport) and dance (ballet, pointe, tap, jazz, hip hop, and most recently BALLROOM!!) and getting ready for my SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL!! After that I plan to go to college in Madison. I've got my eye on pathology.

Anyway, my name is Megan. I live in Wisconsin. I'm 17 and recently single and loving it. I love reading, writing, dancing, photography, cheering on my Packers, horseback riding, and flying, though I don't get to do it nearly enough.

My goal is to have Close Your Eyes updated by the time school starts again. Wish me luck, and hold me to it!!

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Six Stages by goldpiece reviews
While working a case, Booth and Brennan go through Angela's six stages in very unconventional ways
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,382 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/28/2006
Bathing Beauty by jaed621 reviews
A bath that changes everything. BB Tastefully sexually explicit. Please Read and Review.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,762 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/6/2006
One More Shot by BtrixMcG reviews
One shot of pure smut. Brennan shows Booth a few skills he never knew she had
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Snapped by blc reviews
M-rated smutty smut smut. B/B, of course. Booth's control over his obsession snaps. Perhaps OOC. One shot Drama/Romance, and did I mention lots and lots of smut? Disclaimer: Bones is the property of Fox and its producers. The smut is all mine.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Vibrator, the Witch and the Painting by sylvanawood reviews
Are there sex toys in the wizarding world? A bushy-haired witch is determined to find out. And what do the paintings have to do with it? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Well, this is Awkward by goldpiece reviews
Booth and Brennan try to take a chance at romance, with interesting results.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,221 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Never in a Dream by mia101 reviews
Booth's dreams keep getting disrupted and he isn't very happy about it. What happens when he gets interrupted for the last time? A little humor and fun to balance out all my angst...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Unwell by only-more-love reviews
Yup, the mighty Temperance Brennan was sick. Takes place after Season 3, Episode 4. x Booth and Brennan x Now COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,631 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
You Want Me by GiorgiaKerr reviews
Booth has some fun teasing Brennan, but what if it actually works? BB oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Happy Holidays: SuperBowl Edition by nekkidboothinc reviews
Booth and Brennan score at the Super Bowl. Sixth in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/9/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Four Places Booth Wants to Kiss Brennan by only-more-love reviews
Four Places Booth Wants to Kiss Brennan--And One Place He Did x Exactly what the title says. x
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Mortification by Alias424 reviews
The door opens with a practiced bang and the swift scent of cherries. HouseCuddy oneshot
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Potions and Prejudice by slipper balloon reviews
Hogwarts a la Jane Austen. Alternate universe after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,512 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Tutelage of Hermione by Operamuse reviews
In order to overcome her fear of physical intimacy, Hermione gives Severus permission to take up the role of teacher once more by giving her a crash course in love making. Short fic about SSHG. There will be lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cuddy's Pair by CSI Clue reviews
House perscribes a few things to help Cuddy relax.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by DaLiza reviews
When Brennan's bad seed boyfriend is murdered, Booth becomes the prime suspect and his feelings for his partner are put on trial.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,378 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
engaging staff through professional feedback by ellixian reviews
The word is 'boss', House. Get used to it. Now justify your existence.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Popcorn by Caddy Link reviews
Brennan goes to the movies with a date, but they're not alone. Surely something good can come from projectile food and bickering in the dark. BB
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The One by SSJL reviews
Brennan and Angela talk about soulmates. Pretty unlikely that Brennan will change her point of view, huh? We'll see!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
His Mystery by Squillyfer reviews
Bones is not as naive as everyone thinks
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Once upon a time by Ampersand Ellipsis reviews
Booth tells Parker a bedtime story. My entry for May’s CBPC.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Red Light Fever by Queen-Of-Sins reviews
They were as close as they thought they could be. That changed in a night. My First 'M' BB
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Weak by Nyzoe reviews
What really happened between Snape and Tonks the evening she accompanied Harry to Hogwarts? A story of disappointment, shattered innocence and last hopes. Not exactly SSNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
Fruit Juice by goldpiece reviews
After a hard day at work, all Brennan wants is a peach. This story is very much an M. do not read if you have delicate sensibilities.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,684 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Hit Me by Lexxicon reviews
It's a gamble....
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
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As it is Now reviews
A series of one-shots detailing all the flirting, teasing, joking, playfulness of the BB partnership.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Lonely reviews
You know how to close that hole, how to fill it in. But you don't.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - T. Brennan - Complete
Close Your Eyes reviews
One night changes everything.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
White Tank Top reviews
The first time she wore that shirt they'd ended up naked on the floor in her living room. Now she's wearing it again. BB
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Bundled Up reviews
Sequel to 'Camping Trip.' Another weekend getaway for Booth and Temperance leads to snowball fights, discussions about love, and of course, endless cuddling possibilities.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Twas the Night Her Life Changed reviews
Just some BB Christmas fluff. CPBC NovDec.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/14/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Just Fine reviews
CBPC September. A tragic accident pulls the whole team together in ways they never thought possible.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Mud reviews
CBPC August. When a vacation gets boring, Hodgins comes up with the perfect plan. The only problem is getting Temperance to agree.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Camping Trip reviews
Booth somehow manages to convince Temperance to go camping with him. Hilarity [and a romance!] ensues. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,636 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Twenty Things reviews
Booth knows better than anyone just how challenging it is to spend the day with Dr. Temperance Brennan. So how does he do it?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Dwawing reviews
CBPC July It's raining and a three year old Angela is beyond bored. So what is there to do? With a crayon in hand the possibilities are endless.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Annoying Antics reviews
House is being annoying. Again.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - G. House
Women are like Peanut Butter reviews
My CBPC entry for June. Booth tries to teach Zach a little something about women.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Promises Broken reviews
Hermione returns to London after being gone for seven years and finds Harry married with a child on the way. What secrets does Hermione's absence hold? And what is Harry's wife hiding? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,038 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Only Me reviews
Booth reflects on his seemingly unattainable partner.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Red Water reviews
This had to be the worst day Temperance had ever had. Major angst.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
When Pigs Fly reviews
We want to throw a pig out the window! Hodgins and Zach are planning another experiment, what did you think I was talking about?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Weak reviews
Brennan's having a hard time dealing with another lonely Mother's Day. Will Booth be there to support her? Of course.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Perfect reviews
Angela's scheming again...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
Getting Ready for Bed reviews
Harry was amazed at how she could make something this unsexy so incredibly hot. Total fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken reviews
Hermione's injured. Badly. She doesn't want anyone to come near her. Snape has a few problems of his own. Can they help each other to heal? Rating may change for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Brownies reviews
Think of all the dirty, naughty, fun things you could do with brownie batter. Now add Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something to Live For reviews
Hermione's father gives her some advice before her wedding. Short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
A New Day reviews
Sequel to Another Day. Does Snape get the woman of his dreams? Does Hermione get Snape? Does Harry get Hermione? Have I confused you yet?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Day reviews
Just another crappy day in the life of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ink reviews
Ron's trying to finish up his homework and Fred and George are having a great time 'helping'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - George W., Ron W. - Complete