Author has written 5 stories for Misc. Books, Labyrinth, DragonFable, Samurai Deeper Kyo, and Naruto.
Because I'm bored. I figured I'd clean my profile. I'll probably do something with it later. I wonder if I can change the layout with the HTML...probably not, knowing FFN. I might put my "rules" rant back up simply because of the crappy quality of fanfics I've seen as of late. And before anybody criticize that I haven't completed any of my fanfics, let me point out that I strive for near-perfection. I'm very rarely happy with the things I write. I've been on this site for 5 years (I've been reading long before I made an account). I'm allowed to be super critical of others' fanfics. Quality doesn't mean perfect. It means believable, readable, and understandable. I consider FFN my home and I refuse to let immature tweens who can't even spell "hello" run rampant on this site. However, you can find me on DeviantArt and MangaBullet where I'll be moving my fanfics. I would post links but I got too many stalkers here already. I don't need more.
"Fanfiction is like molding clay. One shapes it into a bowl and you, in turn, shape it into a vase." - Me (and yes it's copyrighted)
Some background history for my own works (because I'm that bored):
Samurai Girl: Not that I have to explain my reasons to anybody for anything, and before you start trying to rip me apart for it, this fic sucks. Yes, I admit that this fic sucks and I'm the one who wrote it. Keep in mind that I was 12 when I wrote this. I wrote it exactly as it played in my head. And since I'm prone to montaged-ideas, it's very choppy and dry. I also have no clue in how it went from Samurai Girl to Naruto either. Why do I still have it up? Because 10,000 word fics are required to be a Beta. I'm aware that I lack creativity and originality. It's why I prefer to critique others than write myself.
ATWFDA: I wrote this when I was bored in the desert and desperate to stay awake. It's not great but it's FAR superior than SG. I did have it planned out originally to continue, but alas, like most writers, I lost my plans I had drawn out and lost inspiration. So I'm planning on taking a LONG vacation in writing. I'm not going to take it down (unless I move), as I might (and this stretches a lot) go back to it. I do not expect people to read it let alone review. *permanent discontinue since my desktop decided to say "fuck you" to me as it completely wiped out my 2T external hard drive. So unless I can perform a miracle that outshines God's "water to wine", I ain't getting it back.*
MisAdventures of a Mage: This is/will be under revision as I replay the game. And as I try pull a better title out of my ass than the one I have now. Only 1.5 chapters is currently written. I have zero confidence in my writing ability but hey, practice makes perfect right?
Reflections: I was SO bored at work. I written this while I was in a boredom induced sleep and trying to kill some time. I have nothing to do since I'm waiting for my paperwork to go through since I'm about to lose my job (long story short, it's because of the budget cuts). So instead of letting me off so I can do some actual productivity, I'm stuck to my desk twiddling my thumbs all day every day with the occasional (1--IF THAT--person per day) customer who needs my help. Sadly it takes less than 5 mins to do.
Greensleeves (Working Title): I really don't know what to call it. I don't even have a proper summery. I wrote it while I was struggling to focus as I was in another boredom induced stupor at work like I did with "Reflections". Who knows I might get back and restructure "ATWFDA".
Self-Assessment: Yeah yeah I know it's not fanfiction but if fools can post random shit on here, why can't I?
The way I review:
I'm very harsh on reviewing. If you can't take the heat then you don't deserve to be called a writer. I won't outright flame unless it's that terrible. There's a fine line between crap and trash. And the excuses won't fly with me. I don't care if that was your very first fic. Negative reviews should be your drive to get better. I never blindly praise a writer unless I find no flaws. And don't give me that "Life gotten in the way" excuse either. With my job, I have very little time for anything anymore. I juggle work, (a very small) social life, college, and entertainment (to keep me sane) all at once. My life is so stressful that I break down in tears when I get home and all I want to do is sleep. The people who uses this excuse are typically tweens. Please! You have no life until you get a job and/or raising a family. So unless you're planning a wedding, going on vacation, or have something that's going on (such as illness or birth of a child) that's demanding your full attention, you can write.
Now don't get your panties in a twist. People whine to me that they write for entertainment. So? When I write, even if it's to stave off boredom, I still put my heart and soul into it. And I expect no less than every single person on here. I may come off as a bitch. And you're point is?
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