Author has written 27 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Casper, Nightmare Before Christmas, Star Fox, and Sly Cooper.
10/26/13- Wow, it's been forever since I updated this...Happy almost Halloween everyone! :D
My thoughts of the Sonic characters:
Sonic: He's an O.K. guy, he's just too much of a show off and obnixous sometimes. BUT I used to love him, he was my second favorite person since my Bro. showed me Sonic when I was 4 or 5.
Tails: Tails was my first ever favorite when I was 4 or 5, I felt that too many people liked Sonic so I liked Tails and always played as him on Sega Genesis. I've moved on since then, but he'll always have a place in my heart. BUT Tails is an extremly nice and thoughtful fox. He's always looking out for his friends and helping out where ever he can to stop Eggman.
Knuckles: My view on him changed a little. I still think he's not the brightest bulb, but that's 'cause he's a bit too trusting of others. I mean, trust is fine, but to keep trusting Eggman after being tricked Chaos knows how many times, you'd think he'd start getting a bit more suspecious of Eggman's stories...
Shadow: I still hate 'im. But since people are constantly asking why I hate Shadow, I'll put it here. At first I hated him 'cause he stole Sonic's thunder as the fastest thing alive in SA2B. But as the game went on, he gained a bit of respect. At the end, he had full respect 'cause he died for a noble cause. THEN he came back in Sonic Heroes, and all respect he had from me shattered into billions of unfixable peices.
Rouge: Over time, my thoughts on her has changed. She either likes Knux, or enjoys flirting with him. But that's fine. She's actually a bit headstrong, and maybe overly confident...but rightly boastful. She's a jewel theif, and knows how to get what she wants. And she always...okay, almost always, has her plans perfectly made and nearly impossible to otherwise over come.
Omega: not much to say an Omega's behalf, except that he was made by Eggman and wants to kill him now. I have no comments on Omega sence I don't know his character much other than Sonic Heroes, even then I don't know much, I don't like Team Dark. Now I do have comments since The Dark Brotherhood. The guy has some serious obessive issues X3 I find it funny.
Amy: CLINGY! She chases after Sonic way too much for her own good. her weapon of choice is her Piko Piko hammer. She doesn't realize that she should be independent until Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. But other then thoes negative comments, she seems pretty sweet and caring...not to mention tough.
Cream: A sweet and innocent rabbit that somehow still manages to keep her innocents after everything she's been through...Maybe she's ignorant to the adventures she is kidnapped on and used as bait for Sonic, or maybe she's just the type to believe that everyone has good in them deep down.
Big & Froggy: Please don't get me started...
Espio: He's the brains of the Chaotix, despite what Vector says. He looks at facts before getting to a conclusion, he's totally dedicated. Though Espio seems diffrent from most of the Sonic characters, him and I are so much alike. We both have idiot friends, we're both very calm and quiet, and we both like to be alone. BUT he's a skilled ninja and keeps order in the Chaotix Detective Agency. AND he's a kind person even if he won't admit to it.
Charmy: A loud and obnixous bee. He's the youngest member of Chaotix and is more seen as a moscot for the CDA. Charmy always looks on the bright side of life when his team has failed to see a brighter world. I can't really say much about Charmy, but I've come to like him a lot since I last updated this little area; he's so cutely oblivious to what he says sometimes...
Vector: A money hungary croc. who's got a thing for Creams mom, Vanilla. Vector is also a kind-hearted person who can be mean, even scary when he needs to. Granted, he is pretty smart, but I have a feeling something happened to him at a young age that kinda...messed him up a little...Could be the whole Carnivle Island thing...(Knuckles Chaotix game).
Vanilla: Cream the rabbit's mom. I'm guessing she's in her 20's. A naturaly kind person who puts others before her own needs. Another person I can't say much for.
Chris: I wish he would die :3
Eggman: He's fat. XD Anyways, I think he's a coward. He hides behind machines and henchmen rather then fight one-on-one with Sonic. Though he's never hurt prisioners beyond rotobization, which may show he has a bit more of a caring nature...or SEGA doesn't want people to complain about violents in Sonic games. But I guess Shadow's game screwed that idea, so maybe he's a bit more a wuss than he lets on.
Metal Sonic: Sonic's metal copy and coolest robot ever made by Eggman. I think Sonic Heroes Mecha is the best.
Chaos: He's the god of Chaos and he can't talk...now THAT sucks.
Fang the Sniper/ Nack the Weasel: A bounty hunter that seems a little too sure of himself. Though I think the name Fang the Weasel would be a better name for him than the two people call him by. It sounds so much cooler. I've actually got a bit more in sight on him since I last wrote about him; now I'm convinced he's still too sure of himself, but he's also a coward that's tricky as hell.
Scourge: Evil sonic with a make-over. Which I think he looks better with. A womanizer that is suddenly only into one girl, Fiona Fox, and took over Moebius (formally named anti-Mobius) in an unexplained way and is pretty much arrogant and cocky, yet always seems to make things at least go his way in some manner of speaking.
Zone cop version of characters: They have funny names :D My favorite names, which I predicted, are Zespio and Zector. XD ...Now that I think of it, Zarmy is kinda funny too X3
Marine: One of the few girl characters I really like at first sight. not that it's spite for the other cannon girls for dumb reasons, it's just harder to find things I'm familiar with in them. Besides, Marine's a tomboy :D Or at least seems it Which a-okay with me :D
Blaze: Eh, I really don't care for her. Considering I learned she may have been made to take the place of the Chaotix, and she seems to be showing up in every game as of latelty when older characters occasionally get camo apperances.
Silver: Probably pretty easy to manipulate, like knuckles, he's a little too trusting, but that could be because of getting kinda jittery when he's alone and he'll listen to anyone if they'll stay around him. Poor guy, must be lonely X3
Sally: Don't like her =3 That's all I'm saying...Okay, I lied, that's not all I'm saying; Why do I not like her? Because every damn guy has to hav some kind of crush on her. Seriously? That's very Mary-sue and probably the prime reason I don't like her.
Bunnie Rabot: Kick-ass. 'Nough said...
If you like my stories and want your character to appear in a story, make a request with a discripton of you character and their persoinality (Pictures are helpful too, but not required) and I'll see what I can do...with the exception of annoying Mary-sue/Gary-stu FCs and FCxcanon romances unless I support them. All my stories will be about Team Chaotix, so you don't like them THEN YOUR IN THE WRONG PLACE! I don't do cannonxFC unless I support the pairing. Don't like it? tough.
Espio's name is thought to either have come from the word "espionage", another word for spying, or to be a reference to the Spanish word "espío" (meaning literally "I spy"). I KNEW his name had a meaning!
A good site to get an OC profile put together-
Da awsomenezz Sonic Scene maker-(Note that this DOESN'T belong to me)
What Chaotix member are you?-I'm Espio!
Jesuslove has some cool quizzes too-Like Sonic related, Teen Titans, Anime hair/eye color, Avatar (?), and other random stuff.
What Sonic Dude would fall head-over-heels for you?-(girls only. Sorry Chris and Shadow) apparently, I got the all of them answer... .
This is awsome! The animation is cool and the voices almost sound like the real thing!-(Note that this DOESN'T belong to me)
My 8th grade Social Studies Teacher dancing to 'Thriller'!-(Not much too see, way too dark.)(I'm sorry, I didn't think of this before, this isn't my account on YouTube, it's my friends' account. But, I do make a slight apperance in the video, watch the background around 00:12 to 00:20 and you'll see a sort of hat shape the lights are forming around, that's me.)
It's the Forum!- http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Your_Other_Characters/33005/
Night Trap-I highly recommend this game/movie thing. If you're into horror mixed with humor, that is. (Note that this DOESN'T belong to me)
Doctor McNinja...so epicly funny!-
Concept mobius...basically the greatest Sonic information site. Ever.-
My DeviantART page-
Sonic the Hedgehog (always)
CharmyxLaya (Laya is Snow Miser's FC) Theme: A Thousand Miles (by:Vanessa Carlton)
KnucklesxSumowa (Sumowa is Pyrassion's FC, not mine) Theme: Truly, Maddly, Deeply (By:??)
EspioxKaity Theme: True Friend (By:Hannah Montana)
EspioxDreamcast (Dreamcast is Twilightdagecko's FC ) theme: Pending...
VectorxVanilla Theme: Kiss the Girl (By:Sandra)
CharmyxCream Theme: Bumble bee (By:??)
KnucklesxRouge Theme: Accidently in Love (By:Smash Mouth)
SonicxAmy Theme: I'm a Believer (By:Smash Mouth)
TailsxCosmo Theme: Not Gonna get us (By:??)
SilverxBlaze Theme: What's New Pussycat? (By:Tom Jones)
UnknownxKaity Theme: Tainted Love (By: Soft Cell)
DemiosxElectra Theme: Simple and Clean (By:Utada Hikaru)
UnknownxWire Theme: Ass Back Home (By: Gym Class Heroes ft. Neon Hitch )
CorpsexJenna (Jenna (C) Chaos bound Jenna) Theme: Pending...
These are just scary and should be feared...FEAR THEM!:
ScourgexKaity Theme: Paralyzer (By:Finger Eleven)
Stories for the future
And now, some ideas I've been tossing around but not sure when I want to write them...Some of these ideas my never make it to the writing stage... In no specal order, I put them up as I think of them. All titles are subject to change.
1. Title: Welcome to My Enernity
Summery: Why does Fear always chase after the Chaotix? Does he want them all dead? Or is it just because he can't stand his home zone? It's Fear's turn to tell a story, and this is it. Join the demented cat and maybe others on the crazy adventures of The Twilight Zone. (Now that I think of it, I'll just post it to DA since it's mostly FC-based)
2. Title: Murder By Brawl
Summery: After leaving Mobius to join in the Super Smash Bros. Brawl crew, Sonic calls for the Chaotix after finding a murder victim in the mansion. Most of the residence is in panic, and with the killer striking every night, can the detectives solve the crime before they're on the list?
3. Title: Don't I Know You?
Summery: Four Mobians come to the Chaotix Detective Agency and are overjoyed to see Kaity among the group of detectives. The only problem is she claims to have never met the four in her life. It's up to the Chaotix to find who's lying and solve a disturbing new case that may threaten to expose Charmy's past.
4. Title: Dream Runner
Summery: Kaity finds a device Tails was studying in his workshop and messes around with it, causing trouble. Now she's stuck traveling through dreams and nightmares to find her way back to her own dreamworld, only she's on the limit of dawn. Meanwhile, the Chaotix are frantic and trying to find thier missing friend. And who knew dreamcatchers could be so cruel?
5. Title: ACT One
Summery: What if everything Sonic and Co. did on their daring, heroic adventures was all an act? How would our heroes change compared to off-set? Even our own, beloved fancharacters may change. Find out what happens when Vector and Charmy are forced to solve the murder of their friend and on-camera teammate, Espio; Going only on what they've learned from their years as TV detectives.
6. Title: ACT Two
Summery: With the investigation still underway, the gumshoes with REAL detective experience arrive by a flux in time and space and instantly come to the aid of their less-than-experianced selves. Now with their new element in play, murders get more dangerous and much more personal.
7. Title: Star Chaotix (Title by PikaKnight)
Summery: Though some fluke in time and space, the worlds of Star Fox and Sonic are pressed togehter, creating as much chaos as either side can handle. Now, both sides have to team up with one another, and enemies, to save their worlds from colliding and putting an end to both universes. Idea by PikaKnight [On hold]
8. Title: Chaotic Mission (Title by PikaKnight)
Summery: King Koopa's magic wand the the Master Emerald react violently with one another and throw both worlds into Mayhem as they fight each other, enemies, future allies, and everything else that comes their way in a mission to save their universes from destruction.
9. Title: Backfired! World Rescue! (Title by PikaKnight)
Summery: After a backfire in Kind Dedede's latest plot, their world is thrown in with the world of Sonic the Hedgehog. To save their world from complete destruction, they must gather their respective items of power...that is, if Eggman and Dedede don't get them first!
10. Title: What happened Back then?
Summery: Tails creates a time machine...the problem is it only goes back in time. Seizing the chance to test it, the Chaotix and Kaity agree to vist the pasts of each other. What will both sides find out about each other?
11. Title: Pending...
Summery: Thanks for a glitch in Tails' latest machine, the Chaotix and Kaity find themselves in seperate worlds with the Chaos Emeralds scattered after them. Even on a time limit to get home, collecting the emeralds should be easy with Sonic in every world...right?
12. Title: Pending...
Summery: The Chaotix are forced into accepting a job from a powerful gang of rogues [I'm out of ideas from here. If I get something, I'll make a better summery]
13. Title: This is What We Do V
Summery: The fifth installment in a series of short stories putting our favorite detectives against the criminal element. I'll come up with a better summery, I promise D:
14. Title: Pending...
Summery: The Chaotix and a few friends are invited to a mysterious carnival where guests are scared to go on rides. Things only get worse when Kaity disappears and reappears later, no longer the chameleon they know.
15. Title: Jak and Daxter: Chaotix Persuit If you have a better name, please tell me! D:
Summery: A negative reaction of powers sends the Chaotix and Kaity to a strange new world. Jak hears about strange new monsters running around New Haven and he and Daxter set out to once again protect their city from whatever evil may be lurking. Will the two sides get along long enough to solve their problem?
16. Title: Sly Cooper: Operation C.H.A.O.T.I.X.
Summery: Thanks to the Chaos Emeralds, the Chaotix and Kaity arrive in Paris just as an infamous theif is making his get away, taking a Chaos Emerald as part of his loot! The detectives team up with Carmelita Fox to retreive their emerald, as well as find the others, but it may be difficult with the theif popping up everywhere. their biggest problem, though, is finding a translater! (In-Progress)
17. Title: Ratchet and Clank: Chaotix Search and Rescue Task Force If you have a better name, please tell me! D:
Summery: Without warning, the Chaotix and Kaity are sent to an unfamiliar planet, and are thankfully found by a strange creature and his robot. Not so luckily, the Chaotix are enlisted by a Captain Quark after Charmy and a few others are kidnapped on a ship. Will the Chaotix find Charmy and make it back to their world alive?
18. Title: Chaotix: Defenders of Disney
Summery: When a mysterious client sends a letter with brief instructions and a paid trip to Disney World, the Chaotix meet their mystery client and take on the task of stopping Disney's villians from taking over the Magic Kingdom.
Favorite quotes (In no special order)
"Bad men do what good men dream."- Detective Robert Goren
"You can go do your little dance in Hell now."- Detective Alex Emes
"I'm not a steak!"- Espio the Chameleon
"The tools of conquest do not nessicarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices-to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudice can kill and suspicion can destroy. A thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all it's own for the children...and the children yet unborn, and the pity of it is...that these things cannot be confined to...The Twilight Zone!"- Narrator of 'The Monsters are Due on Maple Street.'
"Forgive me, but this is our quest."- Espio the Chameleon
"I soiled my armor I was so scared!"- Brave Sir Robin
"Hello ungodly couple. My name is waiter and I'll be your Homestar for this evening."- Homestar Runner
"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."- Strong Bad
"They are most ungrateful, but I will not step quietly through the door of defeat."- Espio the Chameleon
"I want my jar of dirt."- Captain Jack Sparrow
"Mind the tide, guard the boat...don't touch my dirt."- Captain Jack Sparrow
"My peanut."- Captain Jack Sparrow
"Well, you've loosened your tie, you got a drink on your desk, you got three phone lines blinking, and you're chewing the inside of your cheek like some kind of frantic chipmunk."- Detective Robert Goren
"People look for an edge in an uncertain world."- Detective Robert Goren
"Die a lonely death!"- Espio the Chameleon
"Chaos Emerald Captured."- Espio the Chameleon
"This world thrives on the nutjobs we call humans."- Kaity the Chameleon
"Fillers for the masses!"- K-T
"You're spirit is willing, my friend, but your pink flesh is weak."- Meta Knight (Kirby Right Back at Ya!: 'Kirby's Duel Role')
"Why don't you duel Kirby instead? He has remarkable talent for one without thumbs."- Meta Knight (Climactic Clash by: Pyrasaur)
“About what? The lawnmower behind you or just for the fun of being sorry?”- Cloud the Hedgehog (Movie Night By: Fauxmon)
"(watches Big fly by) Shooting Cat...um...Make a wish?"- Cloud the Hedgehog
"Danny: Enough! I am SICK OF YOU MOR'GUL!
Mor'gul: You and the rest of the valiant world. get in line."- Danny the Bat and Mor'gul the Wolf (Danny (C) to Danny the Bat, Mor'gul (C) to Skaar)
"Andrew: If it rained pennies and filled the street, that would be awesome.
Andrew's dad: It would be most damaging to the roofs.
Andrew: Quiet."- Andrew and his dad
"People are drawn inexplicably to big evil things. My theory is that they think that they are full of candy."- Skaar
"SUPA MONKEY MAN!!"- Fray the Fox
"I agree with Kaity. Kill the food."- Jenna the Chameleon (Jenna (C) Chaos-Bound-Jenna)
"Good. If I ever decide to take over to world, you can be Second in Command."- Kaity the Chameleon
"It's in our nature to preserve ourselves and bring our own destruction."- Twilight the Gecko
"Chocolate is good, but insanity is better."- K-T
"OH SNAPARONI!"- Bornatearlyage (DA name)
"C:Okay, say someone gives you a bomb in a box, wouldn't that piss you off?
K-T: How do I know it's a bomb in the box?
C:...You saw 'im put it in, but-
K-T: So, I see a guy put a bomb in a box and he gives it to me?
C: Yes wouldn't that-
K-T: Okay, why's he giving me a bomb?
C: 'Cause he wants to kill you, wouldn't-
K-T: What kind of bomb is it?
C:...a grenade. Wouldn't that-
K-T: No, listen. If I see some guy put a grenade in a box and come towards me, I'm runnin' 'till that sucker explodes.
C: UGH! Stop it!
K-T: You're just mad 'cause I use logic."- Me and a girl from my school.(She was trying to explain the term 'Ebil' to me)
"RaketTH: Something written in their DNA I think.
"Only one can forstall the mole menace... FRAY-MAN-ANIMAL-THING!"- Skaar
"Tails: No Omega, Eggman's on our side now.
Omega: ORANGE FOREST CREATURE HAS GONE MAD. SUGGEST IMMEDIATE TERMINATION!"- Tails and Omega (Sonic Chronicles)
"Watch your tail Vector; ya almost killed me with it."- Kaity the Chameleon (Wandering Hearts By: Twilight the Gecko)
"Blood of Artemis:...anyone know a good way to start a message your going to send to everyone that you hope will be forwarded for awhile?
Fauxmon:... Click "Send"? X3"- Blood of Arteims and Fauxmon
"Go die in New Jersey!(kicks Chimbly)"- Karl ((C) Unknown-Person)(Chimbly (C) concentrationmoon)(Note: Unknown-person has nothing against New Jersey)
"There is nothing wrong, I just felt a sudden attraction for this...Iron support."- Karl ((C) Unknown-Person)
"K-T: traffic cones are fun to hit :D
Jammy XIII: they swarm when aggitated. they may be helpless on their own... but with 50 flying at you..."- K-T and Jammy XIII
"Dennis: (finally tackles K-T to the ground) Knowing my luck, this is just a dummy
Vixy: You kiddin? Even if it weren't a fake K-T, it'd still be a dummy.
Dennis: True, true." Dennis and Vixy (both (C) ChaosBoundJenna)
"Yep...or else they'll find out they're friends with a pile of ash-dust stuff...that talks..."- Kaity the Chameleon
"Kaity: Wait! Let's vacuum 'er up first, so we can just take ash-dust thing CBJ to them.
Jenna: (comes back) That is a superbly awesome idea. You are a very evilly smart mastermind!
Kaity: Well, I don't like ta brag but I guess I would make a pretty good evil mastermind...and if I DO ever become an evilmastermind, you can be my right-hand man...girl...chameleon...ya know what I mean." - Kaity and Jenna (Jenna (C) ChaosBoundJenna)
" Zero: :D Yay! Katherine and I are going to be friends! (I think he lost it...)
Kaity: It's 'Kaity', ya idiot! (me too XD)"- Zero ((C) Gail), Gail, Kaity and K-T
"I DENY the question exists"- Azrael ((C) Skaar)
"And it's a shallow person who judges anyone by the way they sound, I'm so shallow I'm suprised I don't relfect myself."- Nealan of Queen's Cove (Neal) (First Test)
"Neal: What possessed you?
Kel: I didn't like the shape of his nose."- Kelandry of Mindelan and Nealan of Queen's Cove (First Test)
"Neal: You're staring, Mindelan.
"Tkaa: As am I."- Nealan of Queen's Cove and Tkaa the Basilisk (First Test)
"Why, you've inspired me to be a blessing to my fellow bumpkin, just like you."- Neal (Lady Knight)
"My boi, leaving britney alone is what ALL true warriors strive for."- ElementalDrifter
"I'd rather not catch stupid."- Kaity the Chameleon
"Fray: =D okay, I'm gonna be SUPA MONKEY MAN!! :D (dresses in Supa Monkey Man gear) Who're you two gonna be?
Draco: PIEWARRIAHZ!! (Weilds a pie sword and a bandana with a pie symbol on the front and clothes with pie, in letters or symbols, on the fabric)
Rope: (shrugs slightly, but pulls out some rope)
Fray:(flails arms around anime style) Are you gonna be some awesome rope-weilding person!?
Rope: Probably. "- Fray, Draco ((C) ElementalDrifter), and Rope ((C) Shala the Hedgehog)
"(scorched black, his top half of body hanging from a tree. he growls) i will flay that viper's scales onto my boots! if its the last thing i do! (legs fall out of tree in front of him) =_= as soon as my legs come back to me..." - Zhain ((C) Bourne Exarch of The One)
"WOOT! I'm being eaten by a jelly!! X3"- Gail chan
"Run like you stole something"- a Poster I saw on some's locker at school
"A good friendship is always seen by how much is inspired between the friends in question. I think we've got a best friendship for sure!"- Twilight the Gecko
"Don't deny the orange."- Some kid in my Language Arts class
"subsitute teacher: Who knows how to land a plane on a ship?
Kid: Very very carefully."- some subsitute teacher we had in World History and a kid in that class
"Actually, people are like magnets, only opposites don't attract here. Instead, the idiots are attracted to idiots and the sane are repeled by the idiots."- Kaity the Chameleon
"Your Thought for Today Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected."- An Email I got
"Well. The majority of you present here came for the party. However, A number of you came for some Sonic flavoured payback"- Zalera the Kitty of mass and totally awesome destruction (said kitty (C) JammyXIII)
"Quack, damn you." -Jamie (Mythbusters)
"Everytime Dart smiles, a puppy dies. =3" -Derik the Shark ((C) Wingedfeline/ Crystal the Cat)
"ONWARDS TO TAGGERY!"-JammyXIII
"Mizuki: Oh! You're going to help her?
Hiruko: I-I'm not doing it because I want to ride in the elevator!
Mizuki: Uh-huh. sure..." -Mizuki and Hiruko (Nightmare Inspector, Volume Eight)
"Hifumi: What wonderful clothes you're wearing! I'm Hifumi Misumi. Nice to meet you.
Shigoroku: I'm Shigoroku Rokkaku. The pleasure's mine, you handsome man!
Hiruko:(in the background) sleep now, leave these idiots behind." -Hifumi, Shigoroku and Hiruko (Nightmare Inspector, Volume Eight)
"Sleep now...leave this world behind." Hiruko (Nightmare Inspector)
"Shigoroku: I've come to ask Hiruko to marry me!!
Hiruko:(thinking) In your dreams!!(outloud) If you like Bakus, there's another one...but he's conniving and vulgar.
Shigoroku: Tsukishiro? I've already tried." (Nightmare Inspector, Volume Eight)
"Shigoroku:...He's depressing, short-tempered, stupid, chubby, and bald, so he said. He asked if I was alright with that. However, I don't see such an ideal man like that here. Has he moved out?
Hiruko:(thinking) That's her ideal?! (Outloud) H-he went to America!" -Shigoroku and Hiruko (Nightmare Inspector, Volume Eight)
"K-T: OKAY! (sneaks up behind Zero and pokes him)
Zero: (still uses the ball as his representation) What th--(cuts off as the ball shuts down)
Skip: I would have given you a medal...IF YOU HAVE STRUCK THE REAL ONE!" -Me, Skip the Heartless and Zero (Both (C) Gail-Chan/ eccentrical-disorder)
"Why would Howdy Doody be sending people mail bombs?" -Adrian Monk (Monk)
"Then where would we go? The hospital to pay Kaity a greeting card? Saying 'Get Well Soon, You'll Make a Fine Dinner'?" -Darren Marvelo ((C) Mistythehedgehog) (It's Not Over Yet By: Mistythehedgehog)
"Ha! And they thought they could get rid of me, bah! (walks into cemetary) Now...where are they..? (trips over a gravestone) Geesh, who puts a gravestone in the middle of a cemetary, anyways??" -Kasey the Tiger ((C) TigerLoverM)
"I want the chocolate kind with the sprinkles...ya know? (gets up) You can mail it to me. (dashes down the hallway and into the stairwell)" -Kasey the Tiger ((C) TigerLoverM)
"God forbid you wear torn clothing in Dr.McNinja's Town." -Author of The Adventure of Dr. McNinja (Revenge of the Hundred Dead ninja, Page 41)
"Count Nightwing: How dare you try and haggle with me? I'm immortal. I'm invincible!
Freddy: You're toothless." -Count Nightwing and Freddy (Goosebumps: Vampire Breath [DVD version])
"I'm the nut! I'm the nut!" -Artemis Fowl (Atlantis Complex)
"I detected sass." -My astronomy teacher
"The cuticles were greenish. Not happy, flowery meadow-green but moldy, eewww-something-is-growing-on-this-sandwich green." -Narrator of The Magnificent 12: The Call By Michael Grant)
"Dear Mack, I had an excellent day at school. The woman called Mrs. Chapman asked me if I was still devouring books. She smiled so I knew this was a good thing. So I said that I was. I devoured one for her and she stopped smiling. Then I met the man call Assistant Principle Furman, who asked me what I major malfunction was. I explained to him that I cannot malfunction because I am a supernatural creature made of mud. He told me to go away. Your friend, Golem" -Golem (Magnificent 12: The Call By Michael Grant)
"Spredding jelly with a spoon is hard...Peanut butter is harder." -K-T
"But how are we supposed to play your little game now? He has run off screaming with the bottle." -Krypt ((C) Fauxmon)
"Go straight to the nuthouse. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars." -narrator of Malice by Chris Wooding)
"My vessel may be gayer than a Christmas Tree, but I, on the other hand, ain't too fussy." -dark Oli ((C) The-Real-Shadow)
"I love you too Kaity, you smell like cookies 8D" -MistytheHedgehog
"I'M AN ABOMINATION!...And I'm comin' to your house after schoooooooooool." Jello version of Marshy
"Allonz-y!" The tenth Doctor Who
"Vector: Charmy….Mighty has a dirty mouth."
"Charmy: Did he eat dirt?"
"Vector…Yeah, he did." Vector and Charmy (Chaotix Complxities 2: Treasure in Sunset Isle by: LadyskarlettofSkaro)
"Unknown: Where's Happyland?
Tabuu: Where there's elves that make cookies and unicorns that p*ss rainbows =w=" Tabuu and Unknown Silvertongue (Tabuu (C) wingedfeline/ crystal the Cat)
"They are SCAREH... It's like being chased by death. The only way to escape them is to jump over the fence" CBJ (We were talking about being chased by geese, ducks, ect.)
"Oh, believe me, sofas can work wonders against aliens. If nothing else, you can hide behind them," 10th Doctor (Hedgehogs And Relative Chaos In Time By:Taranea)
"The Doctor: You made it worse!
“Here boy, see the food. Come on. (holds up a pork shop)(baby talking) Look at the lovely food, isn’t is nice? Isn’t it, yes it is. (to guy) Get out of here. (babytalk) that’s a boy. Whos-a wants-a porky choppy, then? (to guy) I said run!!” 10th Doctor (Love and Monsters)
"Acro: (creeped out)(looks at the popobawa's corpse)...Wow, she works hard for hugs..." Acro the Bat ((C) Wingedfeline)
"Grammar; the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." Someone. CBJ showed it to me XD
"…What, are you serious? That's like asking Hitler to go to a Peace Convention!" -A friend of Twilightdagecko
"Waffles and damnnation for all!" -Cracked.com (12 Old War photos you won't believe aren't photoshopped)
"Exactly. It starts off on one subject, then takes a sudden right turn, swerves off-road into a vast desert, loops back onto the freeway, goes into an underwater tunnel, boards a transcontinental flight, crashes out of the cargo bay 50,000 feet in the air while fighting a mutated giraffe, lands, stops in at a bar and gets face-to-floor drunk, burns down the bar, takes a bypass over its origin point, smashes into a unicorn, pummels itself to near death after turning the unicorn meat into moonshine, throws itself into a sausage grinder in its drunken stupor, and then it all gets pumped out into an old shoe to give it that oaky timbre.
reads that again* What the hell did I just type..." -SVC-TalismanN7 from deviantART
"Get offa me, you smell like bacon!" -Sam (Burn Notice)
"Do I look like the kind of person who would drive a squishy little car??" -Gibbs (NCIS)
"Butler: We lost the crickets
"Artemis: Not ducks, Please, not ducks. I was going to win the Nobel Prize" -Artemis Fowl (The Last Guardian)
"And the dachshund has sought refuge under the christmas tree like some furry Yule log." -SVC-TalismanN7
"Twenty. Whole. Minutes. Of slight discomfort.
In a realm where it is always either just a bit too warm or a bit too cold, where you can't be certain that there is someone talking behind your back, you clothes are just a bit more snug than usual, and so on.- the most monotonous hell you can possibly imagine. It's a bit like Ohio, really.
In fact, I think it is Ohio, or at least the SOUL of Ohio." -SVC-TalismanN7
"I think I will treasure the memory of her hitting the doors forever." –Zodiac the Chameleon (- Wingedfeline)
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