Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
GAH!! i just accidentally DELETED when will it end!! i will re write it(because I'm an Idiot and didn't back anything up, hopefully i will have it all back up, including the next chapter, soon!! I'm SO sorry!
now for randomness
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Vamp-wolf lover
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If your obsessed with Harry Potter then copy this to your profile
If you are obsessed with the Twilight series then copy this to your profile
If you believe that twilight is the new Harry Potter, or could at least give Harry a run for his money then copy this to your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to communicate with an orange or another fruit/object copy this to your profile.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Help stop prejudice against people preferences.
random convo between myself and my friend misty/claire/momiji/superhugglez(...depending on the day...)
ME:come to the dark side!! we have cookies!!
her:Hmmmmmm, but the light side has rubber duckies!!
ME:damn..but we have Kratos!
her:we have Zac(an OC developed by another friend)
ME:we have coco moo(chocolate milk for those who don't speake jamesineese)
her:we have apple juice!
ME:we have edward cullen!
her:we have smexy anime guys!
ME:so do we!
ME:I WIN!! so will you join?
her:what kind of cookies?
her:okay, I'll bring zac too!!
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1)I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
2) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick
3) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
4) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
5) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
6) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
7) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
8) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
9) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
12) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
13) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
14) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
15) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
16) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
17) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
18) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
19) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
20) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
21) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
22) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
23) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
24) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
25) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
26) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
27) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
28) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
29) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
30) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
31) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
32) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
33) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
34) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
35) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
36) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
37) I will not lick Trevor
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
42) I am not the Queen of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
THINGS FROM OTHER PROFILES
Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
You're intoxocated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cootiesBoys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...Unless the doctor is Carlisle, in which case, screw the apples!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Uhh now on to me!
I am insane...or so I've been told, i am book obsessed...music obsessed...fanfic obsessed...and slightly anime obsessed...oh and i must right now at this moment thank my buddy pal cally who is my book buddy, and just like yeaterday leat me barrow 20 books...including maximum ride, vampire kisses...and a bunch of books by Amelia Awawater-Rhodes( she's amazing, read anything by her!) and so yeah...i just wanted to put up a couple quotes...and add some books...so yeah...
i hadn't been planning on writing, i had started this account so i could review stories that couldn't have 'anonymous reviews' i kept having wierd ideas so i decided to type it...and yay ppl like it!!
I'm 13 now! YAY!...though the only way you could tell would be my atrocious(big word!!) grammer and spelling
kay more random stuff...Favorites!!
my favorite subject to learn about or read about:slavery,the holocost,Twilight(the book by Stephenie Meyer),abuse,drugs,rape,wars,racial discrimination,that kind of stuff, i hate it all(except for the book), but find it utterly fascinating...hence why people call me insane!
books:twilight/new moon,the circle of magic(whole series),peeps(whole series),uglies(whole series),maximum ride, silver kiss,blood and chocolate,shattered mirror,twitches(whole series),warriors(all three prophicies),ttyl/ttfn/l8r g8r,rainbow - boys/high/road,sweetblood,stealing freedom,perfect/lush(anything by that author), Harry potter(whole series),other random books
musicians:avril lavigne(her old music),boys like girls,carrie underwood,cute is what we aim for,evanesence,fall out boy,greenday,kelly clarkson,Kt tunstall,pink,my chemical romance,panic! at the disco,PARAMORE!!,the red jumpsuit ap.,saoison,three days grace,taking back sunday,hello goodbye...ect
And now a couple awesome quotes:
I feel like pudding, pudding with nerves, pudding in pain- Iggy
why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? because he's good at it.-max's thoughts
Are you afarid of new experiances? I'm talking to you arn't I? jorden and tony
what did your mother want? to tell me the world's a dangerous place. I hope so, otherwise i'd be bored. jorden and tony
you smell good. one of us has to, its the law. jorden and tony
that'll look good on my tombstone, "hopeless, but nice" toney
Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse(AKA the holey/sacred books to my friends and I)-
i make the cowardly lion look like the terminator- bella swan(T)
but i AM a were-wolf, and he IS a vampire. AND I'm a VIRGO!- Jacob Black and Bella Swan (E)
maybe it's caffine withdrawl, its like crack for white people- bring it on all or nothing
oh and please come to me if you need help writers block, story ideas...i always have way to many ideas, and would love to help, I kno I'm only 13 but i have a lot of good ideas, and so yeah
luv u all, but remember real men sparkel...or turn into giant dogs...or, i guess they can have giant wings and fly...
my buddy gary the werewolwanted me to say that jasper is also SMEXY...she adds that kakashi and Gara are as well...and a bunch of anime guys...ohh and that cheese is evil and will take over the world...
my other buddy Ash says that Naruto is friggin awesome
my other buddies add other people to the Smexy list...i don't want to add them...too lazy...
but yeah...luv ya'll bye!
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