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Joined 03-15-07, id: 1238842, Profile Updated: 04-25-10
Author has written 10 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hi! I'm Padfoot and Stacey, and I see you've stumbled upon my profile. Come in, enjoy yourself, stay awhile and all that crap. I like the OC pairings, as well as canon. Okay, well, I'm a huge fan of Dane, but I DO NOT fangirl him. I do fangirl Sirius black, although my current fancy is David Cook, the Idol winner. He is hot and an AMAZING singer!!

Here is a link to my forum, The Anti-Humananimal Pairing League. Please visit, and if you disagree with us, feel free to argue. Keep it clean, guys!

Here's my sorting hat results! The first one is from a few months ago, and the second one is on December 28, 2007. Take the quiz!!

First results:

Hufflepuff - 14
Ravenclaw - 14
Gryffindor - 11
Slytherin - 7

Second results:

Gryffindor - 15
Hufflepuff - 12
Ravenclaw - 12
Slytherin - 7

I still consider myself a Hufflepuff.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

-Someone's profile

hay i is byakuya i is Padfoot and Stacey's bff yeah go me _ -My friend that felt like typing something on my forum

Fave Books

Harry Potter series

Inheritance trilogy

Doctor Who

LOTR trilogy

Fave Music

Taylor Swift


David Cook


Secondhand Serenade

Rascal Flats

Avenue Q


Avril Lavigne

Kelly Clarkson

Carrie Underwood

Metro Station

And many others!

Fave Quotes From Books and Movies and Such

Tina's losing faith in what she knows
Hates her music
Hates all of her clothes
Thinks of surgery and a new nose
Every calorie is a war

And while she wishes she was a dancer
And that she’d never heard of cancer
She wishes God would give her some answers
And make her feel beautiful

-Our Lady Peace, Innocent

"Everybody has a bit of bad and good in them. The part you act on, that's which you are." -Sirius Black, TOOTP movie (Personal favorite movie quote!)

Cause when push comes to shove
You taste what you're made of
You might bend till you break
Cause its all you can take
On your knees you look up
Decide you've had enough
You get mad, you get strong
Wipe your hands, shake it off
Then you Stand.
Then you Stand.

-Rascal Flats, Stand


"I'M AFIRIN' MAH LASAH!!" -The LASER Collection

Shoop da whoop -The Laser

"PHYSICS!!" -The Doctor, School Reunion, Doctor Who

"Am I... Ginger?" -The Doctor, Christmas Invasion, Doctor Who

"And you decided to scream like a little girl?" The Doctor
"It was dark! And their were rats all over me!" Mickey
"5! Maybe 6! I'm picturing pigtails.." The Doctor - School Reunion, Doctor Who

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!" -Harry, Ron, and Hermione, HP and SS

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." -Fred and George, HP and CoS

(Harry, just being greeted by Percy) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-" Fred and George, HP and PoA

"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.
"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley.
Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously.
"It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-"
"-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred. -Fred and George, HP and GoF

Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall. -HP and GoF

"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." -Ron, HP and GoF

"FanTASTic." -9th Doctor, Doctor Who

"A son does not choose his father!" Murtagh, Eragon

"Do I dazzle you?" - Edward Cullen, Twilight

Doctor Octagonapus has chosen Shoop da Whoop. Yea, so you're pretty much screwed. -The Laser

"I sware to drunk I am not God!!" -Who knows, but it was a drunk guy who first said it!

"Never laugh at a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Then you can laugh because he's a mile away and you have his shoes." -unknown

~If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving isn't for you. -Someone Else's Profile. Sue me.

~"All toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads. Well, no frogs are toads." -Angela (Eragon)

~The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. -Somebody else's profile

~When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and create an army of SUPER lemons! -no idea

"Never be afraid to try anything new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, and professionals built the titanic." -who here knows? I sure don't.

QUOTES FROM FRIENDS (everybody here has a certain name to call them ((my dorky younger brother, My friend, My other friend, Yet another friend of mine, Again another friend)), it's not different people being called the same thing), Family, or Me

"I have mad superspy skillz." -my dorky younger brother

"Rose looks like an ape. Therefore, if you like Doctor Who, you will look like an ape." -My friend at lunch one day

"Is ham a bird?" - My other friend


"Hey mom are you almost here?" "Oh what did you want me to do again?" -A friend talking to her mom who was supposed to pick her up a half an hour ago

"YOU IDIOT!! DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!" Y-Kira and me watching the movie Hangman at youth group when the girl was looking into a spider-infested air duct, even though there was no door, just to annoy the guys sitting behind us.

"DALEKS!!" Y-Kira and me yelling random junk while walking home from school

"I wish a friend and a Dalek came to your house under a slash writer's influence!!" -Y-Kira
"Ooooh." -Me
"What happened? What's 'Oooh'?" -a friend

"It's a feeling moment!!" Have_A_Biscuit_Potter and me watching HP and HG hug in HP and GoF movie at the theater

"Roses are orange,
Pickles are green.
Candy is bitter,
And you make me scream!"-Stacey

"I scream, You scream,
We ALL scream for...
CHOCOLATE!!" -Me, feeling like making up a poem, but I had a craving for chocolate

"Guess what? I'm engaged!"
"To Dane Cook or Edward Cullen this time?" -Me, after hearing Stacey announce her supposed engagement (it was neither).

"Yeah, well, just unbuckle your seat belt AFTER the car explodes and run away!"
"Sure, that's gonna work. Boom. Click. Run." -Some guys on Stacey's bus (with hand motions)


"Make friends, don't make out." -PL (Pastor Luke)

"NO LOBBY!" -Mostly PL, cos the Lobby of our hotel was off-limits cos we almost gave an old lady a heart attack when all eighty-something of us teenagers (6th grade to graduated seniors) walked in the door

"A LOT of cows!" -Germ (Jeremy), trying to explain the amount of cows 1000 cows was.

"Your legs are hopefully longer than your tongue" -Megan

"Bueno" (or) "No bueno!" -Brittany at first, then the majority of the camp

"Be a man!" -Brittany

"Aw you made me ink!" -Noah quoting Disney movies in a competition against two girls to win the talent show.

"I LOVE THE WORD!" -the ever-energetic Pastor Spike at the beginning of every time he preached. He had a whole thing about that and he had us repeat it back to him. It went something like this: "I LOVE THE WORD! I LOVE TO READ THE WORD! I LIKE TO STUDY THE WORD! I LOVE THE WORD!! NOW EVERYBODY KISS YOUR BIBLE!"

"Confidence will make an ugly boy cute." -Pastor Spike

"Shy is a lie!" -Pastor Spike

"Don't have sleeping bag syndrome" -Pastor Spike

"Oh that hurt my pancreas" -PL (he was recovering from Pancreatitis)

"There's a marble under the table" -PL (the hospital table was talking to him because of his pain meds!)

"Ma'am, those are my tacos!" -Jesi when some lady accidentally took her tray at Taco Bell

"OHHHHHHH!!" -Everybody at the camp just cos we felt like it (A bit of an inside joke)

"Crocs and socks!" -Grant will keep rockin' his crocs and socks in a freestyle rap during the talent show

"You can't have a bad day when you're wearing a new pair of socks" -Grant

"Let's go eat some appetizers." -Kurt before lunch cos he felt they didn't serve us enough food

"Islands in the wind..." -Eric

"I am not a man!" -Jessica

"If anyone gets up in your face, their head's gonna be big." -Shanequa (he's a guy named Chris, we just jokingly nicknamed that on the way there and it stuck: pronounced 'Shuh-nee-qwa')

"She was half-mooning us." -Rich

"He stopped the entire caravan so he could take a leak?" -Rachel, talking about Eric

"When I see your dress, I think 'proceed with caution" -Eric during the talent show to our Paula, wearing a bright yellow dress

"Whoever named the Ozark Mountains has never seen a real mountain before." -Grant

If Hollister said that breathing wasn't cool, half the teenage population would die within 24 hours. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your
name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Padfoot and Stacey

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call
someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than
weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your

Admitting you are wierd is normal. Admitting you are normal is weird. If you
admit you are weird, copy and paste this onto your profile!

You know when you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a facebook or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

6 Truths of Life

1.) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2.) All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

3.) The first truth is a lie

4.) You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

5.) You will now give this to another idiot.

6.) There is still a stupid smile on your face.

Well then, if there are any questions comments or anything else, just scroll on back up and send me a handy-dandy PM. I promise I actually read them. Oh, and, do me a favor, visit these people for me, they're some of my bestest friends.



Thanks for surviving my insane profile!!

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 4,047 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reckless Abandon by FredFanatic reviews
Fred, George and Juliet return to Hogwarts for their final year. Facing threats the wizarding world hasn't seen in years, they must learn to stand together. As the twins chase their dreams, Juliet struggles to discover where her future lies. PART 3 of 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,252 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Fred W., OC
Separare i Genitori by SomethingCuteandCreative reviews
All Human! Rose and Emmett are seniors in high school, Rose has sole custody of her best friends son, Emmett is a single dad. What will happen when their worlds collide and they fall for each other? What will their parents think...How will Forks react...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Circumstantial Consequence by Tarantella reviews
Somber Resplendence Sequel:: After a bloody betrayal, Alycie and Murtagh are taken captive by the traitors. They struggle to survive as they are dragged across the Hadarac to Urû'baen. But the desert holds more than just sand this time. MurtaghOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,938 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
This Thing Called Love by Fear Die Rothaarige reviews
I've watched her come. I've watched her go. I've watched it all.
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Damen A., Ever B. - Complete
WTFudge by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Sequel to A Parental Guide. MAKES SENSE WITHOUT READING PREQUEL. Rosa's back, along with Brendan, the Marauders, Lily and Mary. Includes house parties with Slytherins, seven minutes in heaven and reunited relationships. SBOC. JPLE. OCOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,560 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Forbidden Love by elementsandmore reviews
today's romeo and juliet; she's to rich for him, he's to old for her, her best friend likes her, his ex will do anything to win him back, thier families hate eachother, could thier love possibly survive, will they?... rated T for some curse words
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
Inadequately Katie by FredFanatic reviews
Loud, unladylike, tempermental, irresponsible...just a few words Roger Davies used to describe Katie Bell. Now, she's determined to change for the better. But by "fixing" her flaws, she starts to lose herself. Who will set it right again? Fratie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Katie B., Fred W.
Another Chance by SomethingCuteandCreative reviews
AU: All human. The Cullens are given another chance by God at a human life, but to still know who they were. Will the choose to go back or stay human? T for safty. PLEASE R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,427 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008
Bond Of Blood by Ying-Fa-dono reviews
After a horrible accident turns Sarah's life upside down, she turns to the Goblin King for help. He agrees, but only if she swears never to ask for his help again. But when Sarah's mom shows up out of the blue asking for Sarah's help, who can she trust?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,754 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Bitter Reunion by swim freak 9000 reviews
I have returned from the dead to complete this story. Murtagh/OC - what happens when Murtagh realizes he has a daughter.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Murtagh
Trouble in Paradise by wannabeevampee reviews
Bella is a vampire. Life is perfect for her. Then a new vampire whois extremely powerful comes to Forks. He threatens Bella with the one personshe cares about most, Edward. Will she go with this new vampire to keepEdward alive? R & R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007
Another Bridge of Death by I Major in Magick reviews
When Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail was done what happened to the old man from scene 24? Read to find out
Crossover - Labyrinth & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sarah - Complete
Never Be Mine by Witch Nova reviews
On the eve of her 21st birthday Sarah is concerned when her friends begin behaving very strangely.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
What's a Dance between Friends? by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
SarahxJareth Sarah has a bad date, leading to thoughts about a certain king, which of course leads to dreams...
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A few Small words can make all the diffrence by serena221 reviews
COMPLETE. Instead of wishing toby away, Sarah accidentaly wishes herself away. now she must fight her way back to the real world. Will jareth help her, or hinder her? sequil comming soon.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Lauren's POV by Julsgracie reviews
What do Lauren and Jess have to say about Bella and Edward's sudden engagement? Will they make assumptions? How do Bella and Edward react to this? Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. All in-character. One-shot. LaurenPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Lauren, Edward - Complete
Lemon Bars by Angel Ren reviews
Fluffic! Companion to Cupcakes. Edward gets to return Bella's favor and help her make her lemon bars. Superfluff one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plot Thickens by FredFanatic reviews
Entering her sixth year at Hogwarts, Juliet faces a decision which leads to heartache, betrayal, and a crumbling friendship. In a wizarding world that is changing rapidly, the students of Hogwarts will have their loyalties tested. PART 2 of 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,286 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Cupcakes: The Sequel by Angel Ren reviews
Remember when Bella and Edward make Cupcakes? See Cupcakes, by AngelRen We saw through Bella's eyes, and a bit through Emmett's. But what was Edward thinking the whole time? Now you can find out! Cupcakes: Revisited. Pure Fluffathon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Edward
Lies,Deceit, and Treachery by wannabeevampee reviews
Sequel to Kidnapped. You have to read kidnapped in order to understand this story. Edward and Bella are content and happy until past events come back to haunt them. Pitting family member against family member. No one is to be trusted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007
Breaking Point by Julsgracie reviews
Bella's at the breaking point, and there's no one who can help her now. She sees and feels Edward everywhere, but he hasn't returned. What will happen to Bella when she breaks out of her numb state? Will the hallunciations drive her to insanity? BXE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Now or Never by Julsgracie reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon--Edward/Bella reunion in her bedroom. Sequel to Edward's Phone Call, but you don't need to have read it to enjoy this. Alternating Edward POV/Bella POV. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sorry by Epic Win-Fail reviews
A new take on Owen and Annabelle outside the courthouse.
Just Listen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Cuddling by FredFanatic reviews
Fred always considered cuddling to be a feminine activity. This changes when Fred experiences his very first instance of cuddling, followed by nightmares and an inability to sleep. George thinks he knows why. Fred/Katie one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
Press P L A Y by oh.kd reviews
I Pause, I Play, I Rewind, I fastforward, I Stop.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Alone by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Is it harder to be the heartbreaker? It goes without saying that both are heartbroken... Edward's POV of that fateful conversation in New Moon, of the greatest lie he could ever tell.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When You're Gone by sylamesio123 reviews
A girl lost goes to a meadow to find who she did not expect. This person has ruined her life and now she must go to Italy to be where she belongs. She finds herself at a crossroads. She must kill the one she once loved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Can Feel You All Around Me by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Bella during New Moon. She just can't get over him, can she?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vicious Cycle by streco reviews
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. Then, the lion and his family, along with the lamb, were jammed into a 70’s love van, and decided to go on a cross country road trip on a whim, during a hot summer. Sure, let’s go with that. BellaEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2008
Queen of Hearts by ElvenVampyreFairy reviews
Adela is an American exchange student who gets sent to Hogwarts for her junior year. An adventure follows complete with food, fun, embarrassment, dialect confusion, and a dreamy rockstar that can't keep his eyes off her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,596 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/8/2006 - OC, Harry P.
Dear Diary by marauder05 reviews
It's Sophie's 4th year at Hogwarts and everything is all wrong. Fred and George were at "Headquarters" all summer while she and Ella were stuck and Grandmother's. And this new Umbridge woman is runing all their plans. Will things ever get back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - OC, Fred W.
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Compromise by xStayWithMe reviews
Chapter 20 - Compromise - in Edward's POV. One of the many ones out there, but please read and review! Starts all the way from when they first arrive at Edward's house and up till the proposal.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
One Last Dance by marauder05 reviews
Fred is dead and everything in Sophie's world is about to change. She can't help but spend a few moments lost in memories of the past. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - OC, Fred W.
No cure for a broken heart by DollyMixRockOutLoud reviews
Takes place after Inkspell, Farid is dead, and Meggie wants him back, although she knows it is impossible. Rated T for a few words, please dont be offended. Also, please reveiw!
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Phantom of the Labyrinth by The-Flame-Faerie reviews
Jareth could understand her trying to grow up. He could comprehend her dating he never said he approved of it. But he couldn't understand, was her new obsession with some masked loon... ... Besides, he did masks better than that Erik fellow ever could.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Black on White by alsdssg reviews
It began when Murtagh and Arya have a conversation in an inn on Dras Leona just before the fight at Helgrind. So much more happened after that. MurtaghArya and EragonNasuada, implied MurtaghNasuada and EragonArya, at least in the beginning.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,422 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Of Destiny and Fights to the Finish by efficacious humorosity reviews
Sequel to Of Sisters and Midnight Kisses. Sirius, Starr, Lily, and James now balance fighting against Voldemort as Aurors and their growing relationships. Sirius and Starr are engaged, but with the war, who will live and who will die? SBOC and JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,354 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Blood Drive by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Forks Police Department is sponsoring a Blood Drive. Bella Swan resolutely believes that if the Police Chief's daughter makes an appearance, it will help a good cause, but can she handle it? Oneshot. Fluff. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing for the Better or the Worse by alsdssg reviews
Marin was a petty criminal fleeing Dras Leona to escape punishment. Then she tried to steal food from a group of travelers staying in the caves on the plains. That was when everything got started. That was when she realized how many mistakes she made.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,810 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
The Mary Sue Hunters by Captain Hollywood reviews
When two young women going under the penname 'Mary Sue hunters' find a pink wardrobe appear one day, they pack up their LOTR copies, grab their dog Sirius Black and head off to fight Sues and Slash, get Aragorn very mad, and cause chaos in general.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007
Ways to Annoy a Vampire by italianvampiremafia reviews
Exactly as title says, ways to annoy a vampire. Easy read for lots of laughs!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Howlers by have-a-biscuit-potter reviews
Fred and George invent Extendable Eyes, and use them to spy on Ginny. She is not happy. Here is her tale of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Broken by Inu13 reviews
50 years ago, Bella's life changed dramatically. she lost almost everything. But now, she has a new family, a new life. What happens when the Cullens return and Bella is forced to remember emotions she had hoped she had forgotten? I don't own Twilight. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,112 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
To Emotional by FireDragon218 reviews
The mind of Galbaltorix's daughter is a confusing one when it comes to guys. What happens when that guy is our beloved, Murtagh. MURTAGHxOC..Read and Review
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Trials Of The Unknown by HospitalHorror reviews
started this in 8th grade, its 120 pages hand written so damn it took me a while. credit due to bff liza sirius who helped me through the rough bits. i am proud of it but you all should review it so i know whether or not to post the other chappies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007
HP Chat1 by swim freak 9000 reviews
Well...I was bored. And I wondered what it would be like if some of the HP characters were in a chat room together. This is the result. Features and engagement, dead people, and random nicknames.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Babylon by alsdssg reviews
Morzan x Selena. Morzan ponders and regrets what he did to Murtagh and Selena. Better than it sounds. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Underlying Pain by DreamingIce reviews
For the second time in his life, Brom experiences the overwhelming pain of loosing someone he loves, and reflects. Before the series, but with spoilers from Eldest. First in a Brom 'mini trilogy'.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2006 - [Brom, Selena] - Complete
Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
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I Just Can't Live A Lie reviews
What if Bella figured it out? Could she stop Edward from breaking up with her? Set to I Just Can't Live A Lie by Carrie Underwood, New Moon Era.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eragon Gone Wrong! reviews
Two best friends go into the magical world of Eragon to 'help' him on his journey, and are joined by another. Warning: highly illogical! Rated T just to be safe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Lie reviews
A New Moon era songfic to David Cook's song 'Lie'. Bella's POV. In the forest, Edward readies himself to say goodbye, but Bella has another plan in mind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sorrow reviews
A Flyleaf songfic Bella's POV. New Moon era. A nightly occurence, the pain, but tonight they take a step up as memories and thoughts threaten to overwhelm her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always Be My Baby reviews
Another songfic. Bella never hung out with Jacob, and this is about 1 month after the cliff diving was supposed to happen. She visits the place where she last saw Edward. Always Be My Baby, David Cook style. Also Edward's POV as My Immortal by Evanescence
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do I Dazzle You? reviews
This is just a bit of a jab at the actor who plays Cedric in Harry Potter/Edward in Twilight. TwilightxHP crossover. You must know both to understand. Drabble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Cedric D., Edward - Complete
I Want You reviews
Okay, my first songfic is also my first fluffic. Bella tells Edward how much he means to her, how, as he puts it, eternal damnation, is completely worth becoming a vampire, as long as they are together. I Want You, by Faith Hill.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day I Died reviews
The stories of a few of the people killed by the vampires Victoria created in Eclipse. These people's names are all mentioned in the book. The day they died. A collection of short stories.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
In the Odd Minds of Teenaged Boys reviews
What? Sirius and Remus are gay and James is bisexual? A new twist on a not so old story! As I have previously stated, this is NOT a slash story, just guys being guys!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
What Kind of a Name Is THAT? reviews
Nagini was chosen to be the snake Voldemort chose for his horcrux, but why her? And how did he choose this name? Well, this is how all this came to be. VodemortXHuman Nagini
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Nagini