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Joined 03-15-07, id: 1238844
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Huzzah! You have entered the magical world that is operator please's profile, otherwise known as Anna. I spend most of my free time either reading or writing fanfiction. If i'm not on here, i'm most likely doing something like talking on MSN, reading a book, watching TV/DVDs, listening to my iPod, at school or out with a friend. I love reading, it's one of my favorite hobbies; my favorite books are fiction, supernatural in particular is a favorite of mine, but if i'm reading that genre I will usually opt for something by Scott Westerfeld, Stephenie Meyer, etc. My favorite books are: Uglies, Peeps, The Last Days, So Yesterday, Twilight and New Moon. The Last Days and Peeps have to be my favorite books of all time. I love watching movies and television. My favorite movies and TV shows are: The Pirates Of The Carribean series, Supernatural, Desperate Housewives, Unexplained, The Twilight Zone, The Wog Boy, Family Guy, The Sideshow (A comedy festival type show in Australia) and many more. All these are in no particular order. My favorite bands include: The Dresden Dolls, The Dresden Dolls, The Dresden Dolls. Hehe. As far as i'm concerned, Brian and Amanda are gods. If you were wondering about my penname, Operator Please is one of my favorite bands. Hence the name.

Now, let me really introduce myself.

I am Anna, and i'm 13. My mind mostly works creatively; I love writing, whether it's fiction, journals, music, or anything else, I will do it. I play a lot of sport. My favorite sports in particular are soccer, football, and the most childish yet, flag tag. If you are wondering what it is, it's a game designed for young children but I still enjoy it. The technique is almost exactly the same as normal tag. You get a velcro belt and two tags of the same color. There are yellow and red, so red team tries to get yellow's tags and vice versa. You must tuck the tags into the belt with the velcro ends. You then go on to run around like an idiot, but, if both your tags are stolen, you are not it. You are out. Everybody is it until they are out. Then, and only then, is the game no fun.

I live in Melbourne, Australia, and i'm not exactly inclined to post my city or suburb on here or anywhere on the internet. I only enclose personal details to my closest friends. I'm talking known-them-for-about-2-years-closest-friends. Not randoms that somehow got my MSN address. Which I don't give out, by the way.

In case you don't recognize me, I was formerly Sick masochistic lion. I am now Operator Please.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and remember, feel free to plagierize my stories if you will, but remember than fanfiction may ban you if they wish. Goodnight!

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Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Gravity by myoathkeeper reviews
At that moment, I remember myself thinking, that there was no one else in the whole world that mattered more to me. I could never again live without him – I would rather die. A fanfic that takes place right where New Moon left off...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,488 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2007
Being Sane in Insane Places by BurningIce22 reviews
Alice had existed for just over four years when she began to frighten her parents. She knew things. Things she shouldn’t know… couldn’t know. And she was locked away for it. ,,,continues through vampire years,,,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,561 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007
If You Only Knew by MorganSill reviews
After being changed into a vampire by Laurent, Bella [who was in isolation with herself] decided to return to high school. Surprise, Alice and Edward are there. She tries to run away, but seems she can't. [UPDATES COMING SOONREDOING ALSO?]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007
Psycho Alert! by misskiana reviews
Just an idiotic story about the characters of twilight. It's amusing and I'll develop the plot later...This is just for fun and laughs. Review please! Rated M for drug content. P.S. It may not be wise to read during school!completely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
Dawning Birth by Crazy Speech Kid reviews
Bella and Edward never thought they would have kids, but they now find out Bella's pregnant. How will the characters of Twilight and New Moon take this news, and what will happen with the baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006
A Thousand Pains by ouiplanete reviews
After a thousand years Edward Cullen still mourns for Isabella Swan... But then a human girl appears in his life that shakes his very foundation... Edward, then, learns that the power of love can over come everything...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,604 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Your Arm Around Me, Never Too Tight by Dazzled by toppaz reviews
Edward left. Bella graduates and goes off to Art College in Oregon. Her past is always there, but she lets it out on paper. What happens if she learns how to play piano? And what if NOT by accident the two lovers just might meet again. Prev. I drew you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007
Randomosity by Emberling reviews
Random moments in the life of Bella Swan. I'll probably do a lot more of these.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007
Edward Cullen is a Dirty Dirty Disco Duck! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
FINISHED! I fixed ch. 3 and 4. so hopefully it is better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Vampire Sisters by luvtwilight reviews
Bella's 18th birthday is here and she just had the weirdest dream. What happened if Edward and Bella both had a twin and they were all destined for something great? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Vampires don't cook by Georgiana1234 reviews
When Alice is forced to take Home economics how will she cope? Vampires don't cook!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Butterscotch and Chocolate by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
A series of drabbles, updated whenever. EdwardxBella. A quick laugh, a thought to chew on, and Edward angst. UPDATE: The horror of the DMV, Jacob angst, and now with tasty beta flavor, courtesy of Lomesir! Thanks for nearly 200 reviews! Much love for all!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
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Reverse This Curse reviews
Do not confuse for a songfic. Title is taken from Escape The Fate because I am uncreative. Read Prologue as summary. R&R Chapter One NOW UP! BxE and T for possible violence, etc.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2007
The Cullen's go on a Holiday reviews
Title is pretty much selfexplanatory. I suck at summaries but read and I promise you'll like! R&R Please, Chapter 1 now UP! T for language and such.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2007