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1. Your grammar was horrible (you might want to go back to grade school and learn it).

2. Your spelling was horrible, again, it's really not that hard, just take a look at a dictionary.

3. Your story doesn't really have much of a plot.

4. Or, your story's plot sucked.

5. You don't use quotations. And if you don't know what quotations are, then you definetely should not be writing.

6. You don't capatilize names or the first letter of a sentence (you just have to press an extra button, a two-year-old could figure that one out).

7. After I read your story, I actually lost some intelligence.

8. Your story makes a first-grader look like Shakespeare.


10. You entire story was written in caps, bold letters, or italics for no apparent reason.

11. You asked for no bad reviews or flames in your summary. (If you haven't already realized this, saying something like "NO FLAMES PLEASE!" is basically inviting a flamer to come and flame your story.

12. If you say something like "My story is much better than the summary." Listen, that is certainly NOT an excuse for your shitty writing. The only reason that your saying is that people will click on your story and open it up, hoping to see something better than your crap summary. But really, your story is no better, it's still a piece of worthless shit. So please, do us all a favor, and instead of writing something like "Story better then summary" just say something like "THIS STORY SUCKS. DON'T OPEN IT!"

At least one of the above could cause me to flame your story, so here's a tip for the future: think before you write again.

Have a nice day!

1. You have received a private message from:

penname: crazy-riters
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1235165/

I see you haven't written any stories

I do write stories, they are just not on FanFiction. And believe me, they are far better than yours. But thank you for taking the time to point out the obvious.

2. You have received a private message from:

penname: heywhatsup

profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1206179/

should i be complemented u didn't flame my stories? or scared that i'm next... and i already know that my one chapter stories kind of suck...

No, you shouldn't be complimented, dumbass, the reason I didn't flame you is because I joined yesterday! But since you asked...

3. You have received a reply from the author, kelseyXKels, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: I'll Be there for you Or well
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3437218/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1223269/

Ok Well dont reveiw im new at this and i will write again! No wonder they call
you flamer your always flaming storys!

Wow, you're a real genius to figure that one out. By the way, I made my own penname, that's not "what people call me."

4. You have received a reply from the author, lilerin91, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: New Jersey Come Back to Malibu
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3429607/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1087209/

wow thanks

No problem!

5. You have received a reply from the author, kelseyXKels, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: Most Hated Girl
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3429231/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1223269/


I'm sorry, but that's for me to decide, not you. But if you wrote decent then maybe I wouldn't have to flame them...

6. You have received a reply from the author, heywhatsup, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: Sadness for One is Sadness for All
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3409970/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1206179/

perfectly happy, thanks, and i said i know its dumb. i only kept it cause some people liked it for some reason. so hav fun flaming people!

Oh I am just having loads of fun flaming people. You're smart, trying to stay on my good side, but that doesn't mean that I will stop flaming your stories, I flame whatever I want to, but thanks for trying!

7. You have received a private message from:

Title: All Alone in This World
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3441832/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1231476/

Gosh!! your mean...I won't read any of your stories!! The reason its double
spaced is because a reader requested that!! I just thought of it, Is that all
you do, flame throw peoples stories...gah get a life!! And he was coughing!

It's a shame that you wouldn't be able to read any of my stories anyway, I don't have any on FF.nec. But if I did, they would be better than yours. And just so you know, I have a life, flaming is just a fun hobby that I like to do when I need to kill time.

8. You have received a reply from the author, chicagonebananas, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: 7:05
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3436176/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/883091/

FYI, i wrote that when i was tired so when i proofed it i didn't catch that Miley was missing the "y" and i havn't gotten a chance to go back and revize it. if you flamed me bacause my grammer sucked, well news flash flamy (or whatever your name is) when you proof read something that you wrote you've been exposed to it so you won't catch mistakes like those that i made. also, if my spelling just sucked for you, well then you should have seen how bad it was back when i was elementry school. i almost failed severale times because of it! so you should just lay off! it's people like you that make people not want to write, but i hope you relize that now that you flamed me i want to write even more! get. a. life.

So not only can you not spell, but you can't read either? My penname is xflamerx, not "flamy." When I proof read the stories I write, I find my mistakes, you should try that sometime. Obviously your spelling problem hasn't gotten much better since elementary school, you spell several as "severale" and realize as "relize." Well, chicagonebananas, good luck with your spelling problem, you really should get that fixed. If people like me make you not want to write, then how come you want to write even more? Also, I.do.have.a.life. Have a nice day!

9. You have received a private message from:

penname: mad-sugar-but-sweet
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1208557/

LMAOLMAO! i cant stop laughing! give me a sec- ok, u r so...weird! u stole that idea from flame rising and he is a way better flamer!! you are just an attention seeker! but i still think its funny, so i will say to you what i said to him, i think it is very funny what you are doing it sounds like somthing i would do! lol i know you will only find a way to be mean about this dont care if you flame me, not that you care x Private message me back you sound like fun!

What idea did I steal from Flame Rising? The only similarity that I saw between me and Flame Rising is that we both agreed that your story sucked. Oh really? I am an attention seeker, and you have come to that conclusion after one review of mine? Damn, you must be a pretty good physcologist. And what is it that "I am doing that sounds like something you would do"? I am just pointing out the obvious: your story was a piece of crap, I don't see anything wrong with telling the truth... And no, I will not private message you back, I don't like talking to dumb asses during my spare time.

10. You have received a private message from:

penname: slightly423psychotic
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/918765/

Oh man! Let me just start off by saying, why didn't you create this sooner? I wish I'd thought of it. Anyway, keep doing what you're doing. Sometimes people need a little wake up call. Maybe I'm one of them, who knows? There was no point to this message, and I'm not trying to get on your good side. If I am, cool, if not...cool. I just think what you're doing is funny (in a good way). That's it. Take care. Emilie

Well Emilie, thank you, it's nice to know that not everyone hates me, not that I give a shit. But yes, some writers do need a wake-up call, because some people just can't write, so I'm here to get that point across.

11. You have received a reply from the author, Midland001, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: Meeting Emily
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3434110/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1103595/


Yeah, that's the excuse a lot of people give, but if you are going to post a story for other people to see, shouldn't it be at least decent? And if you plan on becoming a writer (which I highly suggest you don't) you should learn to capitilize your "i's"

12. You have received a private message from:

penname: xODiSNEY
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/653516/

Hahahaha. You don't post you fanfics because you know they are all going to be
flamed whether they are amazing or not. Instead of flaming, try giving
CONSTRUCTIVE critisism, or is that too hard for a jerk like you? Listen, a lot
of people like my story, I will take your advice and change it but no need to be
so rude. And that is for me to complain about. So back off jerk.

If I posted stories on here, they would not be flamed because my stories are much better than stories like yours. If I gave constructive criticism, it would be pointless. Some stories are not meant to be on FanFiction, they are so horrible that they are beyond the point of giving constructive criticism. A lot of people like your story? Then how come the only review I see for it is mine? Just a tip, don't tell me to back off, it could make me flame you even more.

13. You have received a reply from the author, crazythasneem, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: confrontation
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3441200/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1235524/

thank ypu for your critisism. this story is pointless. but i will try improve.
this is my first fanfic. so i just need some time to get used to it

I'm sorry, but being nice to me and trying to stay on my good side won't stop me from flaming your stories. (That goes for everyone). And the only way that you'd be able to improve this story is by deleting it.

14. You have received a reply from the author, Perky Duck, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: None To Speak Of
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3440093/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1231239/

Your advice about proofreading is agood one. I thank you for alerting me about
the problem in the story. However, please be polite when reviewing. Your advice
is good, your tone is horrible.

Yeah, proof reading is a good thing to do when writing a story, genius. In case you haven't seen the penname, I am a flamer, so don't expect me to be polite when I review, because I'm not. The reason I flame people is because their stories suck and some people need to understand that they just can't write.

15. You have received a private message from:

penname: waterdragon719
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/955433/

Wow...I real life flamer. I'm impressed. I always though you people were
figments of my imagination. :D
Oh, silly me, I'm going off track. Let me tell you why I am actually writing
this little PM.
My curiousity always gets the better of me. Why do you flame? As much as I love
giving people a dose of reality, because the world is indeed not made of
sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, flaming seems like a waste of time. You never
know what could happen to people with a beta and a touch of CC. They could be
the next Charles Dickens for all you know.
Also, I've noticed that you keep metioning that your stories are much better
than anyone elses. Well, as proof, why don't you get up of your ass and actually
WRITE ONE! I notice you have at least written something, which I will be looking
at shortly if I ever find it, but at least give us something we can read without
having to scour the entire internet looking for it! Who cares if people flame
it? You don't seem to care about flaming other peoples work, so why not go
ahead? Tell us what you are made of. Give us a bit of culture. Show us the way
oh mighty ruler of the pen.
Also, just as a finishing note, do you even have a clue at how much people have
worked on their stories? Sure, they may have bad grammer, they may not have
everything a story needs, but at least they gave it a shot! They might just need
a little help, a push in the right direction. Besides, writing isn't all about
getting the words right. It's about doing what you want to do, putting emotions
on paper, voicing ideas to the world. Fanfiction is just a starting block to
help us get on our way. You can't exactly expect a brilliant blow-me-away story
every time you open a link.
Do not get the impression that I am trying to get on your good side. If you are
as smart as you say you are (which you probably are, by the looks of it) you may
have figured this out already. In fact, you can go read my stories and flame 'em
as much as you like. Doesn't mean I'm giving up though, writing is what I live
for, so it'll probably be a waste of time. I just thought I'd give you something
to think about. :D
Enjoy my little CC of your flame hobby. You will probably never hear from me
Thank you for your time.
Yours Truly,
P.S: From what I've read, it seems most of your flames vear towards CC anyway.
You'd better imrpove on that if you want to continue the way you are. Enjoy you
life. ;)

The reason I flame stories is because some people just need to learn that they can't write, and giving them constructive criticism wouldn't do shit, some people are such bad writers that their stories can't be fixed. It amazes me that you took so much time just to talk to me, am I really that special? I do write stories, dumb ass, they are just not posted on FanFiction. I know that my stories are good, and I don't need anyone else to tell me that, so I don't post them. I could give a shit what anyone else would have to say about them, it's not because I don't want them to be flamed. And the people that I flame, could definetely not be the next Charles Dickens, I flame them because their stories suck, and they need to know that. I don't expect a "brillant blow-me-away" story every time I open one, but I at least expect something that's going to be decent, that I would enjoy reading. There are some stories that I open and I don't flame, because I actually think they are an okay story, I don't flame every story that I have ever opened. Why thank you for calling me smart, I am smart, and that's why flame, to tell those not-so-smart people that they can't write. By the way, I don't even know what the hell "CC" means.

16. You have received a reply from the author, Best.At.Being.Me, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: Coming Down In Torrents: Love And Rain
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3433743/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1230255/

My friend says this:

dude. you need to chill. this isnt a buisness letter or anything. my friend took
a while to make that. flamming is lame. your username is lame. YOUR lame. Im
glad im not an english freak. and about the plot: your LIFE needs a plot. You
seem like a very boring person. go outside and have some with your 'friends'. If
you ACTUALLY have some! Oh, wait, a heartless person like you cant have any.
oops! this is sad. i hate you more then i hate akon. i don't even know you O_O
get a life. currently really cheap on ebay.

Your "friend" says this? You must be so much of a wuss that you can't even say what you want to and admit that you said it. If your "friend" said that, then why didn't your "friend" tell me that herself? "Flamming is lame"? The reason I flame is so idiots like you learn that you can't write/spell! I seem like a boring person? How can you tell that, are you stalking me or something? Wow, this might be one of the funniest replies I have ever received, it is making me crack up. And you and your "friends" opinions can be shoved up your asses because I really don't give a shit what you think.

And this is my "life's plot":
I was born. I grew up. I flamed stories on FF.net that were written by fucking retards who think they are so special!

By the way, have a lovely day!

17. You have received a private message from:

penname: Stranger than Friction
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1164155/

then why did you review f-? I didn't ask for bad reviews.

Well sometimes the truth can be harsh.

18. You have received a reply from the author, ilovekmerkk133, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: Behind the scenesthe rory and lane story
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3433727/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1229258/

god..what ever. It was my first fanfiction. And my friend told me to. I dont care...if you didnt liek it...i know im a poor writer. But you dont have to be a bitch

If you admit that you are a poor writer, why don't you all do us a favor and stop writing? And besides, I'm not going to stop flaming, I like being a bitch.

19. You have received a private message from:

penname: IrockHARDERthanYOU
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1012629/

Alright dude, I flame too, and I agree that the people who write shit on here need to get it off. But seriously, be creative when you flame. Doesn't it get boring to write "This was a piece of shit. What are you, two? Congratulations, that was ponitless." a million times? Really. Mention that they're probably in their 4th year of the 3rd grade, or maybe offer a link to a Hooked on Phonics book on Ebay. Just a flame about your flames, which are pointless and a piece of shit and a fetus in the womb could write them! I lOvE yOu!11!1!one1! --IrockHARDERthanYOU/Alexa

Yes I know, my flames can get pretty repetitive, I'm actually knew to this whole flaming thing. I wish I was more creative with it, I will probably pick it up over time, thanks for the advice, though!

20. You have received a reply from the author, lovetobeloved1493, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: The Sam Story
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3433721/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1230932/

Just wait till I write the next chapter loser. It will have hannah montana in
it. Just wait you loser.

Oh no, I am so insulted, you called me a loser. In fact, I'm crying right now.

21. You have received a private message from:

penname: xliteratiwhorex
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/926660/

I found your name on a story I was reading and decided to send you a nice little
PM. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you really think it's necessary to go
around and bash peoples writing? Sure, their writing may suck. And maybe the
plot is stupid or has no point, but if the author enjoys writing, let them
write. You don't need to tell every single person that they suck and should
never write. You don't have to be a total bitch. Why not offer some constructive
criticism or offer to help them? Or just be, oh I don't know, a little bit

And honestly, you really have no right to bash other people when you don't even
have your own writing up. I saw that you do write stories but think "they're too
good for FF". Then why even come on here if you're too good for it? Or just post
one of your stories. But you're probably just to scared to do so. I bet your
writing sucks and you're just to afraid of a taste of your own medicine.

Get a life bitch. Nobody wants you on here if you're going to act like fucking

P.S. I honestly will not care if you bash my story. I like it and lots of other
people like it and that's all that matters.

Yes, it really is necessary. I don't care if some people like to write, because some people just can't write and they need to know that. I don't tell everyone that their writing sucks, only the people who's writing actually sucks, dumb ass. If I was nice, I wouldn't get the point across. And just because you can use swears like "bitch" and "ass" isn't going to keep me from flaming.

22. You have received a reply from the author, alexandizzie4eva, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: National Fall
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3446752/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1148059/

okay so basically what im gonna say is that i respect your criticism but if you
dont like it, then dont read it, in my 2 chapter there was a lot of dialogue
because i wanted to show what they were going to do. i wanted them to have a
conversation that normally people have before going on a trip, that way i dont
have to worry about explaining it later on.. and as for exclamation points, i
like to put extras to show the real emotions.. but whatever. i appreciate you
not writting your examples of how you review other fics. so in the future dont
read my stories if you dont like them... no one is forcing you to.

I didn't know that I wasn't going to like it, that's why I read it. I'm sorry that I was trying to be nice and help your writing, jackass. Are you that sensitive that you can't even take a little criticism? It that's true, then you shouldn't be on FanFiction.

23. You have received a reply from the author, BlueEyedGirl19, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: Miley Leaves, Oliver Changes What Will Happen?
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3447331/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1212621/

Thanks so much. I really like it when people tell me whats wrong it really helps
me as a writer(which i justed started and i hope to get better because i enjoy
doing it). That example you gave is helping me alot thank you agian. Also i have
read some of your stories and there great. Thanks for taking the time to reveiw
and tell me what was wrong.

Well at least some people have the guts to take criticism (unlike alexandizzie4eva who can't). My old reviews used to be mean, but now I'm trying this thing where I list all of the things that were wrong with the story so at least the write has the chance to improve (which is some good advice. If I give you a review, I suggest that you improve your story and listen to me). Anyway, you're welcome.

24. You have received a reply from the author, LillyReBelFan, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: Romance Overload
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3007085/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1072357/

Well,I am terribly sorry the story didn't make your day. I do agree with you, I
never said I was a great writer. Your review is greatly appreciated since every
opinion counts. Have a great day.

See, why can't people learn to be more nice like "bren"? (hint, hint, people).

25. You have received a private message from:

penname: mariano sunshine
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1236663/

Huh. Someone devoted to flames . . . interesting. Pretty fucking lame, but I
guess some people just like to make other people feel bad by making fun of
things they work hard for.
Nice work, asshole.

If people had actually worked hard on their stories, they wouldn't be so shitty. Yes, the work I do is nice. Have a great day!

26. You have received a private message from:

penname: RoryLoganluver
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1200360/

ok first off "dumb ass" is that the best comeback you can come up with? if you are so smart then i think you could think of something more creative. and what is with all the cussing i mean its ok sometimes but i mean you do it in like every other sentence. cant you do any better than that. i mean if your so smart then i would think you could find a more creative way to get your point across. and as for telling people their stories are pointless and stupid sometimes people just feel like writing something stupid and there are people out there who like to read stupid things every now and then. just to have a laugh at how completely stupid and pointless it is. get over it already. it is really getting old. and im sure you are a wonderful writer. at least thats what you keep saying. of course no one on here can tell because for some reason you refuse to post anything. well i suggest you do post your stories maybe they will inspire all the "dumb asses" that post on here to write better if they read your wonderful stories. and just in case you didnt pick up on my sarcasam i was being sarcastic. and as for the spelling and grammer mistakes as long as it doesnt interfere with getting the point of the story, or lack there of, across i dont really see a problem. im not trying to change your mind about flaming because there is pretty much no point in it. people like you are too stubborn to change. so i will not waste my time in doing so. now i know if you choose to reply to my message you are probably going to tell me that i should capitalize the beginning of my sentences and my i's and that i didnt use the right punctuation. but just to let you know i intentionally used minimal punctuation and did not capitalize anything because i didnt want to. i hope it doesnt bother you. well thats all i have to say for now.

I don't swear every other sentence, you would know that if you actually read my profile and then replies that I give people, and "dumb ass" isn't the only word that I use. Why would people post things that they know are stupid and pointless? That is just so... I can't even think of a word that could describe that. You know, so many people actually keep saying that they would like to see one of my stories, so I have actually considered posting one, just to prove to you all that I am a better writer than you! If you're not trying to change my mind about flaming, then what was the point of your whole little chirade? Huh?

27. You have received a private message from:

penname: RaikimLover
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1112620/

Okay, hi, I'm sierra, recently you reviewed my best friends story Behind the
scenes: the Rory and Lane story. And, I mean I read your profile, I get what you
do, and such, and why, I can only imagine. But, what makes you so great to leave
crap reviews to other peoples stories. Heres my points.

First, if the story sucked (which it didn't) why would you waste your time
reviewing it. God forbid someone writes a story you don't like.

I mean, when I started, I admit (everytime someone asks) that my first story
sucked. But you know I got better. People reviewed my story, and they helped
me, and I got way better, and now like 17 stories later, I get tons of reviews,
and people even tell me when I first started out that I'm so mcuh better, and
I'm a major writer on the stories I write about.

Second, give her a break. It's her first story, what you did saying that it
sucked, wasn't constructive critism it was just mean, she just starts out. What
she does not need, is someone saying her story sucked, she needs people
reviewing her stories who will try to helpo her get better, as I do with her.

So, I just wanted to let you know, when you review peoples stories like this it
hurts them okay, they try and are put down, I suggest you seriously back off,
because her story is great, and as her story base grows she'll have nice
stories, even great ones, so here my thing. Just don't review if you don't like,

aka Sierra

Why do people keep replying to me saying that I hurt their friends' feelings? Can your friend not stick up for themself, if not, that's pretty pathetic. I wasted my time to review because I wanted your friend to know that her story sucked. I don't really give a shit that I hurt your friend's feelings, and I don't want to "helpo" her, as you said. I seriously suggest that you back off, and don't tell me what to do. And please, don't tell me to stop reviewing stories, that's for me to decide, not you. By the way, "Raikimlover," you have just earned yourself a free flame. Congratulations!

28. You have received a private message from:

penname: kelseyXKels
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1223269/

your a bitch . need a life or maybe day job instead of making people made and
upset unstead of making them feel like they suck at writing try to help them out
on the storys Miss flamer i know it all so im going to tell you suck at writing

HA! I'm seriously cracking up as I read what you wrote to me. One: I don't stay home and flame peoples' stories during the day, I go to school, you dumbfuck! Two: "Unstead" is not a word, it's "instead." And it's "stories" not "storys." The reason I flame is so idiots like you can realize that they suck at writing!! How do you know that I suck at writing, you've never read anything that I wrote, it's YOU that sucks at writing!! Please take your time to read what you replied to me just once more, in fact, read it outloud just to show you that you are the biggest retard bastard dumbfuck whore that I have ever met!! HAVE A LOVELY DAY!

29. You have received a private message from:

penname: RaikimLover
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1112620/

see heres the thing your looking at one of my not so good stories, so maybe you
should check out the good ones, and i dont care if you think i cant write, thats
why i have reviewers

Yes, that's what most people use as an excuse, "that's not a good story, read another one." But you know what? I read one of your stories, that's definetely enough for me. I am not going to take my precious time and read another one of your shitbags that you call a story. If you didn't care what I told you, then you wouldn't ask me to read another one!

30. You have received a reply from the author, asimplekisssintherain, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: I'm Not Like That
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3435381/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1162259/

that cmment was...

and stupied

I don't even think that I need to point anything wrong about that reply that you sent me, your stupidness speaks for itself. If anyone is reading this, please take the time to look above at the reply, and you will figure it out for yourself what is wrong with it if you're a decent speller, unelyke dumass aboove taht snet me a cooment. Here's a quick tip for you: Get a dictionary, you "stupied" retard!