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Joined 03-15-07, id: 1238871, Profile Updated: 09-08-09
Author has written 16 stories for Twilight.

ATTENTION C2 REQUESTERS:

I've been getting a lot of requests lately for me to add people's stories to my C2. I haven't the faintest idea why...it used to be the #3 C2, but now it's probably not even on the front page anymore.

Anyway, the point is that my C2 is extremely exclusive, and I don't accept any requests. If anything, requesting that I add your fanfiction to my C2 will likely ruin your chances of ever being included.

Also, I don't accept suggestions, either. And while reading them might be very amusing, please don't send me messages with "please read this fanfic! The authors so cool and the story has X reviews, so it must be totally awesome!!1one!1"

Because while you might think your "This totally isn't me" disguise is working, it really isn't. Also, I would just like to mention that the number of reviews a story has, has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of a fanfiction. If your fanfiction has ten thousand reviews, then congratulations. Ten thousand twelve-year-olds could connect on the level of your story and wanted to let you know about it. These days, the worth of a review in the Twilight Fandom on FF.net is plummeting faster than the worth of the USD. Sorry to sound like a bitch, but I'm really getting pissed at the people who are getting irritable at me because I haven't added their stories. Also, I'm no longer accepting C2 staff requests, because every time I do add someone they just add their own stories.

The main goal of my C2 is to collect all of the truly amazing AU fanfiction that I think could even be published under different circumstances. If your fanfiction doesn't make it in, it's not because your fanfiction is terrible, it's because I've got a stick up my ass when it comes to the standards for this C2, and the bar was just a little bit too high for your fanfiction...sorry.


After not updating for about a year, I went back and realized that my fanfictions sucked...and that I didn't really care about Twilight enough to go back and rewrite them. For more information, see last chapter of...well, anything I've posted here.

So...yeah. I'm giving up on Twilight fanfiction. Meh. It wasn't like I was updating anything anyway.


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My Love Shall Ever Live Young extras by Starshinedown reviews
A collection of one-shots and shorts that accompany Aengus and My Love Shall Ever Live Young. Chapter 1 is "Her" which was previously a stand alone one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
Noble Flesh by Lilith Filth reviews
Through Carnage and Crown
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,617 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007
Burn Beautiful by kajibot reviews
After Bella is turned, a million problems arise. The werewolves are furious, Victoria is still thirsty for revenge, and suddenly, Edward and Bella's relationship takes an unexpected turn, bringing them somewhere neither of them have gone before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,673 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Over Spilled Milk by apocalypse cabaret reviews
There's no use crying. AU. All Human. In which Edward Masen isn't a stuck up jock, Emmett McCarty isn't a transvestite, Alice Brandon isn't ADHD, and Rosalie Hale isn't glued to her mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Girl Anachronism by pinkeop reviews
AU - Behold the world's worst accident, I am the girl anachronism.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,851 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Iris by Lilith Filth reviews
Flicker. Flutter. Fade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
After Midnight by Demoninmyview reviews
She closed her eyes then as she brought the glass up to the side of her throat. I was paralyzed….I couldn’t move. I needed to leave before I did something I would regret, but there I stood rooted to the spot, watching her. Sad story, happy ending R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Nocturnal Pulse by Lilith Filth reviews
More forbidden than the forbidden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
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Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Torture reviews
She teasingly ran her finger up and down the side of her arm, as if she was shy. The mental image probably wouldn't have been so torturous if she wasn't naked....and on the other side of a locked door that I couldn't get through.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Lemon reviews
Searching for Jane Austin fanfictions, Edward and Bella find a purple link that reads 'Twilight' on a certain fanfiction website... Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Self Tanner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Paradox reviews
We were nothing more than a paradox. It was as if Life, Death and Fate were trying to keep us from ever being together, and pushing us at each other at the same time. BxE AU 1674
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,447 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Bella, Edward
Kiss Me reviews
Edward, in an attempt to impress Bella, takes up the guitar. Oh my....is that the sound of a guitar being thrown through a window, I hear? OOC PreNewMoon OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Invisibility reviews
It was a very nice power. I don't think I used it all that much, really. But it was then, as I walked into that classroom and laid eyes on him sitting next to that single open seat, that I realized how much I wanted it back. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,332 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Only reviews
Two-hundred word challenge. Real life fic...not so much Twilight related as just Fanfiction related in general. There's a bet involved. xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Hallucinogen reviews
[Hallucinogen: An object or substance that creates the perception of somebody or something that is not really there.] Edward visits his family after leaving Bella in the hopes of proving to himself that he's fine. He can't escape himself, however. [OS]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Emotional Edward reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Chaste Bite reviews
I pulled away from her lips before the temptation could pull me under, but continued kissing her face, her soft forehead, her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks...every inch of her perfect porcelain skin. And then I felt it, on my shoulder. OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Bridges reviews
Though he was desperate to go back to her, he knew that he couldn't. He'd promised. Not as long as she lived. And when she'd moved on from this Earth...the mere thought was too much to bear. He told himself that he'd cross that bridge when he came to it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Blood Sugar reviews
How do you get a vampire hyper? With blood sugar of course! [OneShot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Airport Fluff reviews
What was Edward's POV when he found Bella wasn't at the airport? What would have happened if Bella had been at the airport? Two seperate One Shots. BxE :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Absolutely Ghastly reviews
I felt something at the back of my head, smoothly working the knot, and then tugging it off. Then the feel of his hands were gone, and the blindfold fell off. Then I saw three people I'd only previously seen on television. [Humorous two or three shot.]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
A Strange Encounter reviews
Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
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