I'm really sorry, but my parents have found out about yaoi. So, therefore, I'm banned from ff.net until I'm 18. Yeah, I know, so my stories are as of now on a very long haitus. T-T
If some suspect of ill mask'd not thy show,
Then thou alone kingdoms of hearts shouldst owe.
Name: Hmmmm, call me Vexen, Four, or whatever else you want, kay?
Sex: No thanks. (Female)
Favorite Subject: (yes, school subject) Science!!
Age: ...Older than 10, younger than 20.
Sexual Preferance: LESBIAN AND PROUD OF IT!! No, I haven't 'come out' yet, only to my friends. Well, the ones not at school. Hm, I HAVE no friends at school...
I'm a Badass Uke on
Naruto: Sasori/Deidara, Itachi/Sasuke, Kakuzu/Deidara, Kakuzu/Hidan
Godchild: Riff/Cain, Jizabel/Cain, Mary Weather/ that one creepy girl in the first volume with the puppets, Jizabel/Cassain
Kingdom Hearts: Vexen/Marluxia, Demyx/Zexion, Lexaeus/Zexion, Xigbar/Demyx, Axel/Roxas, Sora/Riku, Larxene/Namine, Kairi/Namine, Mansex (Xemnas)/Saix, and lots others.
Quotes and Those Pastey thingys:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (does male cosplay count?)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (well.. read/write it...)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Stopped in 5th grade)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
Ah, hm, Vexen. No, Marluxia. No, Vexen!! Both of them are awesome.
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Namine and Larxene. Not as spaz-worthy as Marluxia and Vexen, but still spaz-worthy.
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Ah, er, hm, eh, Xemnas? Because he was a bitch to beat and I had to use a gameshark? (You heard nothing!!)
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Kairi. She's annoying, she stole Sora away from Riku, and she's only in the game as a useless character needed for being kidnapped. I hate those type of girls. Even Namine had more spine!!
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
The World That Never Was. All hail the great Kingdom Hearts!! -bows-
6. Least Favorite World?
Including the GameBoy version of CoM? Monstro.
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Bond of Flame, I guess. It's pretty, and it shoots out sparks. If not that, that Oathkeeper.
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
The one of which the name illudes me. But it was the Winnie the Pooh one.
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
The Genie. He always made me laugh.
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Wisdom. Can't say why, but it's awesome.
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling)
Marvex, Akuroku, NAMENE/LARMINE, Soku, Zemyx, Xigdem, Cleon, and others XD
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Anything with Kairi. Exept Namine. Namine's ok.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Not really. Not exctly one for crack pairings. Weird, yeah, but none I partucularly like. (Exept Marly and his vines XD -drooool-)
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Axel x Saix, Roxas x Mansex, and Marluxia x His Vines.
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
The way Roxas didn't even seem to care that his best-friend Axel gave his LIFE for him, and is preoccupied by Namine. -hissss-
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Riku. I needn't say any more.
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Saix is a puppy. (Yes)
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Most likely. But even if he was, I'd just go over to him and disguss quantum physics.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
YES. For Vexen. Because they both pwn like that.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Nope. Ansem is. I mean really: That's the guy who's not Ansem and who's Heartless wasn't Ansem either! And now he denies it all, then finally comes out of denial only to be killed when the REAL Ansem comes! And in Birth By Sleep, that guys not even going to be Ansem! I mean, really.
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
I don't really care as long as yopu get to use a Keyblade. (aka: As long as it's KingdomHearts, it's fine by me)
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Yes. But at least Vexen and Marluxia were in it...
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Vexen. Because he needs love, and I need help on my science homework. (nothing to do with that fact that my dream in life is to lock him and Marluxia in a closet with a hidden camera)
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Vexen. I'm a scientist, I'm smart, and no one respects me. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!! (even though I'm 13...)
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
When I bid on my Organiation XIII cloak. At one in the morning, I couldn't sleep, so I checked the bidding, and someone outbid us. I ran into my parents room, literally dragged my mom to the computer, and made her bid (I'm not allowed to know the password) After that, it turns out my mom hadn't told my dad about buying it, so when he sees the 'Congrats, you've won!' thing, he throws a fit. I manage to get it anyway, and now he calls it my 'Witch-craft Cloak', and thinks I'm doing the 'dark arts'. He really needs to stop reading Harry Potter...
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
I was Professor Vexen for Fanime, and am going to be either Marluxia or Axel for Halloween, and probably Marluxia for next year's Fanime.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
Sora grabbing Roiku's ass in the end. I had a fangirl moment!!
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Demyx. I lost to him, like 15 times!! But somehow beat Luxord by button mashing...
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Uh, let's see here... Organization XIII? And you don't use cards?
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Marluxia all the way!!
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel of Demyx?
Demyx (I spent about five mintues staring blanky at the screen)
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Larxene. I really love her, ya know?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namene...(Larxene x Namine)
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoRiku!! Oh, dear Kingdom Hearts, get that horrid she-witch away!! -hisses at Kairi-
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
PAOPU ICE CREAM!! (sea-salt ice creamwith a paopu in it XD)
42. Cloud or Leon?
Vincent. (because I can do that)
43. CloTi of Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean. (lol, at first I typed down 'Simple and Clam' XD)
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
Vexen, Marluxia, Larxene, Namine, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Zexion.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Naruto, I guess. Lol, Axel mistakes Naruto for Roxas!! Hehe, ow.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Axel looks like Reno, Roxas looks like Ven, and I look like a cross between Vexen, Marluxia, and Larxene. (Vexen's hair -but wavy- Marluxia's eyes -but brown- and Larxene's facial shape)
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
358/2 Days. It's going to be epic!!
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. Two words: Organization. XIII.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!
-Vexen and Marluxia are having this big fight over science vs. botany (again)- "I'll bet you don't even know the chemical make up of flowers!" "Oh yeah? Well, my flowers are so pretty they don't need make-up!" - My mind. Being weird. Again.
"If I had a penny for everytime you were smart, I'd have a penny." "If I had a penny for everytime YOU were smart, I'd have negative a bazillion munny!"
- My little brother an me. And everyone says we are practically twins... Exept that I'm half a foot taller... guess who said what...