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Joined 03-15-07, id: 1238963
Author has written 11 stories for M*A*S*H, Suite Life series, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

Saturday September 29, 2007 Update: Sorry everyone, computer problems were worst than expected. While on an unannounced hiatus, I started to write again. I wrote a chapter and saved it. The next day I had planned to post it. Unfortunately when I came home from school the next day, my comp's hard drive had failed.

After a couple of days, we had gotten a loaner computer, which had the basics (except Word!) and such, but for some reason I couldn't write this up earlier...Anyway, worse news had come; I couldn't get any of my old files back, and I didn't back them up for fear that someone I didn't like got a hold of my Flash Drive and showed everyone.

Now, we have a new computer (With Vista) that's only six months old, and never used before. Now, I guess I can start writing again. The only thing is, that it may take a while due to may lack of...old files.

I like MASH. I also like writing. I try to write in a lot of styles, (look at my story, 'The Temporary Switch') and I have certain reasons to choose them, due to the chapter.

Not much else to say really, I lead a 'normal' life. What's 'normal' anyway?

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My Voice is Anything but Painless (Random Parody Lyrics) by Barefoot XO reviews
A wide assortment of song parodies about MASH, the T.V. Show.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 6/24/2007
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Perceptions by laurydory reviews
The former members of the 4077th are all drawn to Crabapple Cove for an important and emotional day but each of them feels differently about being there.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2007
Twisted Seven Years by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Ganondorf was responsible for many horrible things that happened to Hyrule in the 7 years Link slept for. This is a story of just how he pulled those off, and who helped him.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Ganondorf
Radar Detects Love by Bridgette Potter reviews
Radar falls in love with... who? I know this is bit of an odd story but I had a dream about this and I just had to make it into a story. I hope you enjoy it.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Radar O. - Complete
The Plant by yiyjfgyty reviews
Sometimes, a little gift can go a long way. Pairing: MiaxDiego AKA Miego. Please Read and Reveiw!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Diego A., Mia F. - Complete
Danny by NashNurse reviews
Hawkeye finds out he is about to become a father, and shortly after he discovers he is to be a single father. Hawkeye struggles to raise his young son while coping with his loss and trying to see his way through his uncertain future.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,754 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
All My Nightmares by Olive Drab reviews
Things go wrong during a visit to the orphanage, and someone finds themselves in need of help.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,768 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Finally Friday! by SweetRedSunshine reviews
It's FINALLY friday for Dr. House and Dr. Cameron. How are they going to start their weekend?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
What War? by NewKhaleesi reviews
A new nurse causes a stir in the 4077th. There are surprising results. What is the link for an existing character? My first MASH Fan Fiction. Please RR and be honest
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007
A Little Fall of Rain by Dramatic Surgeon reviews
When the threads of Hawkeye's reality begin to unravel, B.J. has to find a way to bring him back...but the rain just won't stop coming. No slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Hot Under The Collar by Olive Drab reviews
It's hot. Everyone's in a bad mood
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Over the Edge by Gandalf3213 reviews
One unstable patient, one loaded gun, one BJ. Baracaded in the operating room until a chopper can come brings some of the longest hours in everyone's lives.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Mental Detritus and Such by LNFPH4077 reviews
If you're like me you've imagined the characters doing and saying things that wouldn't be done or said in a secondrate fanfic, much less the show. Welcome to the fifth rate fanfic that dares to record some of these things.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007
Troll hunting by IndeMaat reviews
Hawkeye has to deal with a number of surprise visitors to the 4077. [Protectors of the Plot Continuum spinoff]
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Rogue Pinkie by HouseAddict16 reviews
Who knew that one finger would be enough to send House to see a doctor, in NYC! House! Sick fic House Wilson friendship
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Cuddy's Losses by obsessedwithhouse reviews
Cuddy's pregnant with House's kid, and he's not happy. Can't summarize something to save my life, sorry. Chapter 7 is up! RR please
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Z to A of MASH by Sage Harper reviews
A mix bag of drabbles various characters and situations. Posted in reverse alphabetical order of the prompt words.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Dreams by Olive Drab reviews
It's hard to hold onto your dreams when the real world intrudes......
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Weekends With the Boy Across the Hall by HotlipsPierce reviews
If Goodbye Farewell and Amen wasn't the end for Hawkeye and Margaret.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
Let's go for a run by HouseAddict16 reviews
House is pain free... shorter piece....give it a read.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Key Moment by Olive Drab reviews
A boring meeting just goes on too long......
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy FerretFace by Sotto reviews
The title's pretty much selfexplanitory. Please read and review! Rated for later chapters.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M.
Apple sounds good by Sage Harper reviews
Hawkeye and Margaret have a bizarre conversation in an equally strange location.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
For The Love Of Cheese! by Elf-Vulcan reviews
Hawkeye and Trapper hold a funeral for "the cheese". Sequel to "That's My Cheese!" By T'Karish.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004
That's my cheese! by Elf-Vulcan reviews
Hawkeye wants some cheese...but Trapper also wants the cheese for his own purposes. By T'Karish.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004
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Bittersweet: Part 1 reviews
After the events of Turnabout Beginnings, Diego and Mia develop a relationship as they chase down Dahlia Hawthorne. Miego paring Could change to T depending on how those two want it XD.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008
Standing in Our Way reviews
Hawkeye is bitten by a rat when Margaret comes for a visit in The Swamp and loses a martini glass. While in bed he debates weither to tell Margaret something that could possibly ruin their relationship forever. Margaret worries about her reputation too.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Margaret H., Hawkeye P.
Parody Stories reviews
Just a bunch of random MASH parodies that I made up submitted one at a time in chapters.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
The First reviews
In the movie, Hawkeye, Trapper, Margaret, and Spearchucker arrived at the 4077th after the war started. But whom were before them? Find out.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
I, Who Have Nothing reviews
Batya's request fulfilled: A girl who hasn't heard from her dad in six months, goes to Korea to look for him and winds up at the 4077th, wounded. Rating may change. Humor would be a third genre. Sorry I misspelled your name, Batya
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
I Want to be a Soldier reviews
A Korean American wants to be an American soldier. Rating may change.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Temporary Switch reviews
Hawkeye and Margaret and the rest of the bunch have to suffer when the Nurses go away for a week and male nurses learn the job. Please R&R!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
With the Most Unlikely Person reviews
Spearchucker and Ugly John were sent out to do field surgery but wound up stranded halfway from their unit and from the front with snipers in between.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Spearchucker Jones, Ugly John
The Game of Life is Hard to Play reviews
Bob wants to do something surprising, Zack and Cody stop him with a song. Songfic. Rated for angst and dark thoughts. Oneshot.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Clones reviews
A short little oneshot fic I made up, about a test that Cody gives Zach. My first Suite Life fic.
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Henry's Final Letter reviews
ONE SHOT. This is what I believe Henry wrote Lorraine on his last day. This story sort of ties in with another one of my stories 'The Temporary Switch', just so you don't get confused as to why he gets withdrawal symptoms.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Henry B. - Complete
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