Pippin Longstocking
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-15-07, id: 1239070, Profile Updated: 03-24-15

I'm Lane. I like to write things that ruin people's lives. If I'm not playing Dragon Age or talking about Dragon Age, I am probably crying about Dragon Age. My life is basically an explosion of fairy dust and lunacy.

I no longer post my stuff here, but you can find them on my Tumblr page, inquisitiontrashlord.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Words Written, Unspoken by o0-TheMilkyBarKid-0o reviews
A series of letters with words never said. If he'd had the courage, he would have told her years ago in the Tower; but somehow it was easier to write it down on paper, get it out into open and brace himself in the coming weeks for her reply.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,302 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/21 - [Amell, Cullen]
A Different Sort of Legend by Kichi Hisaki reviews
Dark Beings have spread war and disease across the lands of Hyrule. In an act of desperation, The Princess and the Orphan seek out the Desert King. "For what reason should I lend Hyrule my people's strength, Link of Ordona Province, knowing all of this?" "Because with your help alone could Hyrule win this war!" Without him, Hyrule will fall. Eventual GanonLink, Zelda?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,140 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Ganondorf, Link, Zelda
Impropriety by Maeghan Sullivan reviews
Terrible circumstances can certainly bring people together - if the Inquisition has taught anybody anything - but when people come together, things do not always work out as they should. Inquisitor Trevelyan and Commander Cullen are about to find that fact out firsthand, and question the importance of professionalism along the way. f!mage!Trevelyan/Cullen
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,607 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Inquisitor, Cullen] Trevelyan
Factis Non Verbis by YumeMori reviews
Love isn't something people just trip into; it is the culmination of many tiny, overlooked parts where two people overlap. It is the untold conversations, the brushing of hands, the shaping of private smiles. Sadly, Cullen and Trevelyan are the last to realize this. Eventual Cullen/Female Magequisitor.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Cullen, Inquisitor, Trevelyan]
To Conspire With an Antivan by Lilou88 reviews
Isabela knows Hawke still cares for Fenris after all this time, even if she'd never admit it. Feed up with seeing her friend so depressed, she decides to take matters into her own hands. When Hawke's group comes across a certain former assassin from her past, Isabela quickly hatches a plan with his help to get the mage the attention she deserves.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,147 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] Zevran A.
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Wilderness by Kanji no Sakka reviews
As the war screeches to a temporary halt, Naruto leaves the battlefield on a unique mission only he can complete. Sakura is ordered to go with him. In the days that follow their bond is changed forever. Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,672 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Every Time I See You, I Love You 50 Times More by CatrinaSL reviews
A collection of very short MoriHaruhi drabbles written for the 50lovequotes community on livejournal.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Your Hand in Mine by undercover.martyn reviews
'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars'. A series of vignettes about the relationship between Hawke and Fenris, as seen through the eyes of those who help define their lives.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,090 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
To Be Free by cellostargalactica reviews
I'll tell the story of Marian Hawke, the woman who taught a slave what it was to love and to be free. I'll tell the story of what we taught each other. DA2 through the eyes of Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,720 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Guilty Pleasure by Lilou88 reviews
Visions of a past life and abuse from his former master cause Fenris to walk away from Hawke after their one blissful night together, unable to open up to her about his past. Guilt-ridden, Fenris wishes he were brave enough to ask for her forgiveness, but worries for her safety should Danarius return. His fear is well placed, as the final confrontation goes horribly wrong.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
Just Wear That Dress by Kanji no Sakka reviews
Gaara fears the nature of his feelings for Matsuri. Since he cannot leave Suna, he sends her away instead. ** This story is not abandoned. Will update soon. **
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,711 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Gaara, Matsuri
Labryinth: The Jareth Chronicles by Dothacker16 reviews
How did Jareth come to fall in love with Sarah? The only way to fall in love with someone is to meet them and to get to know them. So what if Sarah had actually visited the labyrinth before but had no memory except the story. This is her real first adven
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Colors of a Heart by cutecrazyice reviews
They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Pieces by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
Lady Hawke/Fenris one-shots. Smut, angst, drama, stupidity, and whatever else the muse spews out.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,744 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
In the Business of Misery by Saoirse Driscoll reviews
Covet not what you cannot obtain, unless you hold the constitution to persue it, come hell or high water. Connor/OC, Murphy/OC.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,722 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Luckiest Loser by darkest just before the dawn reviews
COMPLETED! Who knew that a strawberry fruitcake landing on my head would be the best thing to ever happen to me? Mori/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 122,599 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., OC - Complete
Vanishing Point by Kanji no Sakka reviews
Itachi freefalls into despair, murder, and exile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Noose Around Your Neck by Saoirse Driscoll reviews
A companion piece to "In the Business of Misery". After the twins leave for New York, Laura has to keep going through her life. Implications for future Connor/OC.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Because Who Ever Said Life Was Easy? by Sparks Diamond reviews
Connor and Murphy set their sights on a well known drug dealer linked to a 15 year-old kidnapping case. But what will happen when they find him dead and now have a girl on their hands-- as well as a price on their heads? Rated T for language. Please R&R!
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009
Church of England by Fawe reviews
SG-1 travel to a new planet where they find themselves in a spot of bother. With sincere apologies to Eddie Izzard.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
How to Plan a Story the Easy Way by Pimpernel Princess reviews
An affectionate send-up of the young-adult fantasy genre and the people who write it. I parody myself and my own writing. Please read and review!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Alice by Zexion's.Emo.Queen reviews
A small collection of dark versions of Faerie-tale-sorta things... Ideas are welcome- as is criticism! -ownz naught any originals-
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Dreams of a Dark Knight A Tithe Fanfiction by danseartsgirl reviews
What was Roiben thinking the day he shook Kaye awake? Why was he so desperate for her to answer him? Pretty much pages 237-241 In Roiben's POV. My First Fanfic. Not a oneshot. Rated for safety.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2008
Might Have Been: A Valiant Fanfiction by BeautifulMonstrosity reviews
Rather late, my short idea of what Kaye said to make Roiben smile in Valiant. Inspired by all you people who actually wrote these for the contest on Holly's site. Well, I can't think of anything else to say, so as always, Enjoy, Read, Review!
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlit Moments by Hot Pink Butterfly reviews
Kaye and Roiben go for a moonlit walk in the woods. Post Ironside.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Failte by morning's-broken-angel reviews
After three long years, the MacManus men have returned to Boston at Agent Smecker's behest, but time marches on and the brothers discover that even avenging angels need more in their lives than bringing the wicked to judgement. Primarily Murphy/OC
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Bees and Butterflies by ambriosa reviews
Everyone knows that Hikaru and Kaoru are the two hottest first-year boys. Arisu, a model for the Hitachiin family, has had a crush on Kaoru since the beginning of time. Can love happen? KaoruXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Take Control Of Me by Shattered Glass Keeps Falling reviews
Kaye/Roiben Post Ironside. Drabblelike. I just conjured it up one day but i only wrote it to ease my mind shouting at me. So characters are a little OOC. Please reivew. About Roiben wanting to know why Kaye didn't command him in Ironside.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Killed the Cat by Harey reviews
Nephamael revels in the liberating confines of the iron city and narrowly escapes one of those vicious, wheeled contraptions before making his botched attempt on Ellen's life.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
How to Succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really by Thorne Scratch reviews
The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
All Of Eternity by SpiceChaiPrincessOfDoom reviews
Fluffy KayeRoiben drabble Kaye isn't certain about their relationship, but Roiben manages to disperse all her worries. Please R&R!
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Want by Harey reviews
The night refuses to take her into its embrace, but perhaps he will not, as sharp an embrace as his may be. [NephamaelEthine]
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Just for a Moment by Harey reviews
What exactly was Kaye thinking while Roiben led her to be sacrificed? More importantly, what was she thinking when he kissed her out of nowhere?
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
What Could Have Happened in Ironside by desalina90 reviews
what name could Kaye have given Silarial instead of Rath Roiben Riven? hmmmm....rated T, because I hate K
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Mid Morning Mayhem by saimone reviews
Just a little drabble that examines what a typical morning could be like for the twins when they aren't out killing people... Contains sock abuse! (Rated for language.)
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2002