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Hello,

My name, for all intents and purposes on this site, is FoxxyWeasel but everyone can call me Foxxy if you'de like.

Okay so I mainly read Naruto, Harry Potter, and Twilight fanfiction. I had written a few but i either took them down for myself, because I hated them, or the admins took them down for inappropriate content. (Read: Sex)

My OTP are as follows

Naruto-

Itachi/Naruto

Harry Potter-

Draco/Harry but there are so few good ones it's sad. And, a bit of blatant rec-ing. "Forgive Those Who Trespass"--Best Fanfiction I've Ever Read!!!! EVER!

Twilight-

Probably Jasper/Bella but really anyone except Edward/Bella will do. Cause Edward's a pussy.

Top 5 favorite characters and why!

Naruto

1. Itachi- I could go on forever but the main one is that he gave up everything for his family, he gave honor and got dishonor in return, he gave love and got hatred, he's the character that deserves the most sympathy and compassion but gets treated like shit. And he's okay with it.

2.Gaara- because you just wanna give him a big old hug and he's AWESOME

3.Kiba- for his energy and he's just so darm sexy

4.Neji- I didnt like him all that much until the Sasuke retrieval squad but he's awesome and I love his hair.

5.Shikamaru- Because he's so badass. He's the first to make Chunnin and he is extremely intellegent.

Harry potter

1.George- for that holey crack in deathly hallows!

2.Draco Malfoy- because who doesn't like a rich, bastard?who also happens to be HOT and a SLYTHERIN!

3.Luna-because she's so hilarious and caring

4.Sirius- because he's incredibly sexy

5.Harry- because of his courage and compassion

Number your 12 fav Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1) Itachi

2) Shikamaru

3) Gaara

4) Kakashi

5) Pain

6) Temari

7) Kiba

8) Neji

9) Suigetsu

10) Hidan

11) Sai

12) Naruto

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

(Temari/Sai) No, i don't believe i have.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Kakashi) Heck yeah! He’s super, uber hot!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Naruto/Neji) Well, that would be a sight to see, but Naruto is ALWAYS uke! I have no problems with mpreg.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

(Suigetsu) yes.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Shikamaru/Temari) YES! They practically are a couple.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Pein/Suigetsu or Pein/Hidan) I have a hard time invisioning either, 5/10 if it was manditory.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

(Kibe- Shikamaru/Naruto) Well, I would like for him to jump right in with them. XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

(Garra/Hidan) Umm, I really don't even want to think about it.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

(Itachi/Neji) Not a chance. Talk about the most stoic couple ever. They’d look seriously hot though!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(Kiba/Naruto) Saving a kitsune...

But then that could be any Naruto pairing...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(Kakashi/Itachi) It would have to be before Itachi killed the Uchihas so maybe like an initiation into the ANBU?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(Gaara) No.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Sai) Not that I know of.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

(Shikamaru/Kakashi/Pein) No...That would be a very interesting threesome, though.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

(Hidan) Fuck! Well, he is a potty mouth.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Neji) A Demon's Fate by Within Temptation

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Itachi/Temari/Naruto) PWP?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Hidan/Shikamaru) Hey mother fucker you wanna fuck. haha, I don't know.


THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Itachi, until he died, now its Shika

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

ItaNaru or GaaNaru

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Points up to question 2

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

This year at san japan baby!

going as Naruto!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

a video game(clash of ninja revolution), a sweatband that has the sand symbol, a sweatband with the Akatsuki cloud, an Itachi plushie! (Which I love!), a gaara plushie (Which I love as well), and a bag that has gaara, kakashi, sasuke, and naruto on it for school (messanger)... and ramen! :D

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

soo many times but then my friend kills my dreams and tells me that they are sadly fictional

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina…totally. (shudders at the thought of Naruto and Hinata…it’s just…wrong)

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Oh come on seriously…can you even imagine Sasuke restarting his clan with loud pink haired children? Besides, we all know Sasuke’s not into girls. Naruto’s the only person that could handle Sasuke’s emo mood swings and make them okay with his cheerful mood swings.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Hmm…does Akatsuki count as a team? If not, I’d say the Sand Siblings.

10. Do you support the Tobi=Obito theory?

no, sorry he is madara no more no less

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Of course. Well, it’s not really a theory anymore is it?

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

ITACHI UCHIHA!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

very anti-Sasuke.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

no, I read the manga

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Of course!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yes….very much so. Boy has an attention span of a fly.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub. Sasuke’s voice is hot in the sub. Naruto’s voice isn’t ridiculously whiny. Although, crispin freeman does have a hot voice.(Itachi's dub, as well as Alucard and some other anime characters.)

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

I seriously dislike Sakura. Not enough to bash her or anything, but I wouldn’t be all that upset if she accidentally ended up in the way of a stray kunai.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Tobi is hilarious!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Madara, duh.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Hmm…is there a spot in between the two?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara would totally pull off being a girl. Actually so could Itachi. and Neji, and Haku...damn there are a lot of feminine guys in Naruto

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome with a side of weird.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

I just imagined Itachi as a sweet kid and lmao.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

I’m here aren’t I?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

No, unfortunatly I'm not a very good writer.

27. Do you like lemons?

If they’re done well. I hate crap lemons.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Yeah…right. –laughs-

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yes.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Yes, like 1,000 times! They never get boring!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

No. But that’s how I ended up here.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

No but I draw them at home and had people recognize them

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Nope

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Nah

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Not yet

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

YES!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Hahahaha yeah right. I stay too caught up with the manga for that.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

i have like three. but they're not very good. you can see them on FLICKR under the same penname as this site.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Yes, He's Sexy-er.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

No, I hate OC's

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

yes.

THINGS TOO KEEP YOU THINKING--

If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Can mute people burp?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

Can bald men get lice?

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