EdwardsBrandOfHeroin
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Joined 03-16-07, id: 1239173
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Wow I found out how to get stuffz onto my profile!

well i can relate almost any song to twilight new moon fanfictions or the books themselves (soon to be eclipse too!!). so Private Message me with a song and i WILL find a relation!

I AM IN LOVE WITH EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my friends are trying to burn my books! TT...well sigh that is all for now..toodles!!!!!

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

My Twilight count chart(how many times i have read them)-

Twilight-39

New Moon-18

Eclipse-8

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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okay here's the thing: I HATE Jacob! but i dont mind him when he is with somone other than bella i mean thats the reason i hate him because he is just to damn persistent with her and WONT leave her alone!! But when i read about him imprinting on somone like keah or an OC im fine...that was my rant!

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Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Peanut Butter Jelly Time by Katluva0323 reviews
This is when Bella and Edward catch Emmett doing something that is unbelievable to their eyes. Read and review! It is purely humor based.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2007
The Forbidden Game by Red Giraffes reviews
Sequel to 'Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire' So after the 'accident' they would never play thee game again, until one Extremly boring day in the sun, that's when they go crazy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Steamy High by Thomas'svampirexprincess reviews
Edward is the new teacher at Forks, and Bella is his student. He has his eyes on her, but Tanya enters and things get a little messy. Bella has to much pride to admit shesin love with her english teacher. EXB? EXT? rated M. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,767 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gym Class Woes by Stella Ann reviews
Bella and Edward are in gym class together when they discover they will be going on a field trip where Bella will be armed. But with what? And what will this fatal day bring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Light bulb challenged by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Bella replaces a light bulb... or attempts to. Lets just say it all unfolds from there. I promise I will write more if you like it. I've got big plans! Muahahaha! Remind me never to do that again!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Truth or dare with the pack by lildevil76 reviews
Edward is out hunting for the day and Bella is left with nothing to do. Jacob comes, him and the pack apologize and want to catch up and end up playing truth or dare & R&R PWEASE :D [COMPLETE] WOOOOOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Grounded? by twilightobsessed428 reviews
Edward and Rosalie get grounded. How? Read to find out. Off its unofficial hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006
What's Scarier than Vampires? by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
because every little town has a secret by Emmett's little sister reviews
what if Emmett and Bella were brother and sister, and Bella's not the weakling people think she is..rewriten used to be twisted life i am not stephenie meyers although i kinda wish i was
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward
Gotta love the Bear by Amber is a Jasper's girl reviews
Ok this is for LILWL's challenge! It's Emmett/Bella! PLEASE Give it a try! Along with my other stories! Amber
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,847 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Family Tree by Marble Meadow reviews
Bella researches her family tree and finds out some shocking secrets. Will her love for Edward survive through all of the obstacles heading their way? Can Bella once again escape from the danger that always follows her? Complete with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,616 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Great Week by alices911turbo reviews
Bella and Edward are graduating this week, Edward has something planned for Bella for everyday of the week.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
Secrets Made, Secrets Told by EdwardAddict reviews
Sequel to The Beginning of Forever... Bella and Edward are married and things couldn't be better in their relationship. But when Mike snaps, what will happen to this happy couple? And now that Victoria's shown up... DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Bella, Victoria
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Don't Come Back by i.love.him.123 reviews
Four years has gone by since Edward has left and Bella is all messed up. Until they find each other. Will Edward be able to fix the broken Bella, or will he leave her alone in the dark. AN Depressing, do not click if you do not like. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Bella, Edward
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Just Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
Sequel to Not Another Bella and Daughter Story. It's now eleven years after the incident and Alice Swan is eager to become a vampire, will her overprotective 'parents' even let her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,015 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
A Robot can be a Girlfriend by lbj reviews
Carlisle invents a robot that is fantastically realistic for his wife. Edward is given the task of watching over this robot called 'Bella' and finds himself falling in love. Can a vampire love something that can't think? EPOV ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's promise by x0biteme0x reviews
A delicious smell wafted under my nose, tempting me to awaken. Sweet and chilling, seductive in all its icy glory, Edward's scent surrounded me. Stretching and cracking an eye open, I was greeted by his beautiful smiling face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Violar by Grumpu84 reviews
Jake does something bad to Bella. Really bad. Check this out. It's good. This takes place before Eclipse and after New Moon. REVIEW! Please?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,244 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007
Sneaking a Look at Bella's Diary by lbj reviews
Edward is in Bella's room one night when he sees her journal sticking out from under her pillow. He begins to read....find out what happens. Between Twilight and New Moon. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Edward's Birthday Surprise by StupidShinyVolvoOwner reviews
Edward's 'human' birthday is coming up, and Bella turns the tables on Edward when she comes up with a surprise party. As Bella, Alice, and Rosalie plan the party while Edward is gone, Bella starts remembering things from the past... Completed...or is it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Bella's Talent by EdwardEclipse reviews
What happens when Alice creates a new game to help Bella find something she's good at and the entire Cullen family gets involved? Plus a surprising twist that may change Forks forever! Read to find out more!Rated T just in case! Sequel: Senseless
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Never Ending Story by White Chocolate Mocha reviews
[SEQUEL TO Love for Eternal]Megan is back. She's here to get a revenge on Bella, her life, and to take Edward. Meanwhile, Edward and Bella are granted with a baby but they have some difficulties with it. What will happen? Just click to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006
Beaten by Kyln reviews
Bella has been Abused all of her life. Will her prince come to her rescue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
The Next Generation by BlackLilie reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have two kids, Alice and Jasper have a daughter and two boys. Bella had twins and now has a new daughter, whose had a rough start. Changing POV's. To all of my reviewers Thank You, Thank You, Thank You! Sorry but Discontinued!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,155 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie
Not Another Twilight FanFiction by theenvylover reviews
A clumsy Bella, a perfect Edward, Jacob the rapist, you've seen it all before but not in this extent. The product when you take the average of all of the other FanFictions on the site. Of course Flames are always welcomed and laughed at.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
The misadventures of Drama class by iheartsunshine reviews
What do you get when you mix Bella and Edward with a school play? A fake vampire seeking revenge, bunches of boy bands, and Tinker Bell Tights? The Misadventures of Drama Class. More than 30,000 hits. REVIEW AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006
Interwined by sylamesio123 reviews
Girl is punk. Boy is popular. He loves her. They pretend they hate each other. Girl find's BF cheating on her with her BFF. Boy is dating girl's sister. Boy: Edward Cullen. Girl: Bella Swan. Throw it all together and you have got a big ugly mess of a year
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Broken Down In Bars and Bathrooms by KelliNicole reviews
Bella has a little rebellious stage when Edward leaves in New Moon. Warning: Drug use, sexual themes, and language! Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,088 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
You Know You Wanted This xxx by Aglow reviews
Alice comes up with a great plan for the none existent sex life of Bella and Edward. With Jasper convinced to help and Bella unknowingly helping every step of the way, how much will Edward love Alice in the end? Hot Version
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Endless Possibilities by schizophrenic-twilight-lover reviews
Jasper and Edward, both single and not looking to fall in love. Well, that's just too bad because fate has some different plans in mind for them and it doesn't give a crap for what they think. BellaxJasper BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,828 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Bella, Jasper
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
An Unexpected Life by tekhne reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping. Edward eventually returns, but has some trouble finding Bella. AU, BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,252 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare? by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
The Cullens play a revengefilled game of truth or dare. Bella included...DUH! jk! multiple povs!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Twilight Story by EdwardLover44 reviews
Well this is my verison on how Bella and Edward meet. Bella sneaks out one night for a little exploring when she comes across a box marked with name Edward on it. Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Bella's House by Babbit.ramblings reviews
Okay so what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to visit Bella at 3 am, please read and review! T for some language, UPDATED chapter 1 please tell me if it's better. Chapter 27 is,finally, now here! author formally known as mybrandofherion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
What is the truth? by AngelfishSweetpea reviews
I dropped the bra that I currently held in my hands. That is why Edward has been so distant lately and didn’t want me to come over Friday.He. Was.Cheating. On. ME! My breath hitched as I realization caught up to my human mind. Edward was cheating on me
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007
Isabella Marie Swan left & Ella Arie Swanson came? by AngelfishSweetpea reviews
Summary inside: Bella lives a split life, that only Angela knows about. Bella keeps her secret from everyone.even Alice and Edward her best friends since 5th gr and birth But when Bella does something drastic everyone notices her life was a lie or do they
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,898 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
A Tisket, A Tasket by lg-lit reviews
“Well, yeah. The girls provide the baskets, and the boys bid on them. Then the pair share the lunch together. You don’t think it sounds fun?” Mike looked offended for some reason. I was seriously questioning his definition of fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Dramas of the heart by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
What will you do when your best friend is the love of your life? What will you do when you have to put family before your other half? What do you do when, in the end, you're not even of the same species anymore? What is there to do? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,989 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
Playing Jenga with the Cullens by Rissohma reviews
Part 1: Emmett decides that a game of Jenga to heal all of the problems in the CullenHale house. Part 2: Emmett chances upon a new game to unite the family. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Roses by midnightmoons reviews
Bella gets pregnant. what happens? how does the family take it? plz b nice fist fanfiction n i can't do summaries! i had to fix my rating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Forbidden Love by Werepanda07 reviews
Edward and Bella's adoptive daughter has fallen in love with Jacob's son but her mysterious past is coming back for revenge. What will she do to save everyone she cares about, especially the one person she truely loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,465 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Belladona by Swissa reviews
I suck at summarys,theres no good way 2 describe my story. It's very unique! But ppl have told me they love it and have never read ne thing like it. So give it a shot. It's Edward, Bella, and the Volturi, o my! Unfortunately there r no ruby slippers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,529 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007
Nightmare: The Prophecy by Any1there4me reviews
“What did you think? That I’d wait around, as you grew old and decrepit, for you to shrivel up and die?” He was angry, sputtering the words as he said them. “Do you actually believe that I love you? That I would stay?” oneshot of Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Well that sucks by FlapwazzleAnonymous reviews
AU Starts off when Edward is saying goodbye to Bella in the forest. Bella doesn't get all sad and hollow, but she gets angry and completely changes. When she meets Edward again, will he love the new Bella and will she still love him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
A Seer's Tale by toujoursmoi reviews
I knew the moment it happened. Someone had made a decision that would affect my family in ways no one could have ever predicted. Twilight from Alice's POV. Flames welcome
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007
edward and the braces by carebear with fangs reviews
this is seqal to the story edward visits the dentist by rissohma read that before you read this one!rate t just incasedisclaimer i dont own twilight or the plot just the hands that wrote it! after new moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Who Needs Love by I am a tie reviews
I had sworn revenge and now I was going to get it. I stood over Edward a look of hatred in my eyes. He looked up at me with those damn topaz eyes. How I hated those topaz eyes. He was going to pay for what he had done to me. I was going to prove I was jus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Volleyball with the Cullens by cullen-style reviews
When the Cullens get a new outdoor volleyball court in their backyard, they insist that Bella must play. And of course with Bella playing its a sure thing that it will be fun... well for at least Emmet. ECLIPSE SPOILERS! review please :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Skanky Bella by sRories reviews
CHAPTER 5 NOW UP! it's Edward Cullens first day at Forks high... and Bellas a skank... i came up with this one maths class coz i hate maths so yea... its my first ff so R&R... rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
My Choice by Palendrome reviews
This story is about Bella's wedding and her change and life afterwards. If you don't like my summary read the story to find out more. This is my first fanfic so be kind Don't forget to review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007
Edward Cullen Must Die by IheartTwilight reviews
[AU] When 3 beautiful shevampires move to Forks with the intention of getting revenge on their player ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen, they recruit the geeky new girl Bella Swan. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love? Uhoh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
The Beat Of Her Heart by KateLovesEdward reviews
You havn't really lived untill you've met somone worth dying for...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Not Another Instant Messaging Story by theenvylover reviews
heh, a parody of all of the AIM stories out there. this is a oneshot and it will stay a oneshot! voted ::the only IM story that deserves to be up here::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Bella Joins The Mini Pussycat Dolls! by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
Bella joins a pussycat dolls inspired singing group! How will the Cullens deal with Bella's new found fame and everything that goes along with it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
The Song and the 'P' Word by BeForever reviews
Edward wants Bella to sing, but she is being stubborn and not complying with his request. All the chapters involve something different. R&R please! Humorous story.THE FINAL AND LAST CHAPTER 5 IS UP! Some Mature Content. LOWERED TO 150 REVIEWS NEEDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
The Art of Music by Allana2112 reviews
Bella is a little jealouse of all of Edward's talents. She think she isn't good at anything. But with Edward's help she finds that she has more talent then she gave herself created for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unity by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
What better way to ease writer's block than with a quick oneshot? Well, this one is about Carlisle and Esme, sitting on the front porch, at night, just being in love...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
The Real Edward Cullen by iamcool511 reviews
What really happens when Edward goes hunting... When Emmett and Bella decide to surprise Edward, they see somthing that will change both of their lives forever. read & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
Chaos Entwined by Lilith Filth reviews
Fools Suffer Alone
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Too Close For Sisters by MissingxMe reviews
Alice takes Bella on a shopping trip for a new wardrobe for Bella to show to Edward when Alice does something. [BellaAlice][OneShot] Like I said, this is for experimenting. Have a problem with the couple dont read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Age Restrictions by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
It all comes down to this: can any of the Cullens get into an age restricted cabaret to warn Emmett and Rosalie? I'm actually thinking about deleting this one...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
Banana hammock Cullen men by teenprodigy reviews
very wierd and funny. just read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2007
Southern Star by oceaneyes85253 reviews
AU: What if Bella was already a vampire when she came to Forks, and what if she was a Hurricane Katrina victim? E&B, first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,842 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
ways to torture jacob by twilightlovr reviews
Spoilers for eclipse, i really dislike jacob so i decided to make a list on all the things that i hate about him. i am sorry if i offended people in this, so read ch.7, it is a apologize ch. to all of the people i have offended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Pretty little thing by Montresor reviews
Edward stumbles onto Mike and his friends trying to do something that leaves Edward very,very angry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Not Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
I was tired of all of the Bella's daughter falls in love with Edward stories so i made my own. Voted Best On Site by some random people you probably don't even care about... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Magic by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Bella graduates, and Edward has a surprise waiting for her: He's taking her to Disney World! See what happens when the rest of the Cullens come along, and they discover Emmetts secret obsession with Cinderella, and many other embarrassing family secrets!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Dreadful Mistakes by misskiana reviews
Edward messes up and changes Mike Newton. What will happen in the Cullen household when two vampires lust after and love the same human?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Vampire Idol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
The Cullen's have their own version of American Idol! It involves: cross dressing Emmett, Rosalie with a gun, Edward being emotional over Clay Aiken, Mike in a ninja suit, Edward as a horse, Emmett as a cowboy, and so much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
Jessica's Ride Home! by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Jessica gets a flat on the way to school. she 'asks' Edward for a ride home! Angst for the fact that Edward and Bella have to ride home with Jessica! This is now a 'Suply and Demand' Fic, if a get ten reviews for a chapter, I will right a new one. Love ya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Eclipse Quote of the Month Story by ReadingTwilight reviews
I'm compiling all of the quotes from Eclipse off of Stephenie Meyer's site in chronological order to create a story. Please R & R and give me your opinions! P.S. I'm sending this to a contest so please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
Cullen's Cash Cab by teenprodigy reviews
The Cullens take Bella to New York... will get funnier, start mostly a filler. read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when by RossxRachel4ever reviews
I just thought this would be fun to write...please read! I hope you like it! Probably a one shot, but if I get any more bursts of creativity, I might change that. You're welcome to give me ideas too!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007
A Winter's Tale by AstraeltheDestroyer reviews
COMPLETE! AU fic! It's Bella's fault Renee and Charlie are dead and her brother Deryk hates her. She's completely in love with Edward but her brother won't let them be together. Drugs, sex and cutting are involved!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,973 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Escaping by Ginormous Funtastic Everything reviews
What if Bella was part of James's coven but not accepted by the others? Her solution is to run away from them, but where to go? 3 guesses...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
Mosquito Problem by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Mosquitoes have it out for Bella, What will she do? Starts out with that problem, but then Emmett gives Bella energy drinks, then mean girls from Bella's past come into play, finaly, A WEDDING! I would have made it longer, but people didn't review........
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Babysitting by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
While Edward and Bella are at a parenting class, it's up to Alice to babysit their daughter... R&R. Finished!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007
Emmett Needs a Babysitter by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Emmett is getting into trouble way too much, Alice thinks he needs a babysitter, and he will get one if he is caught messing up one more time. So the question is... will he get caught? oh my... IT HAS A MORAL! GASP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Alice Discovers EBay by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Alice discovers the wonderful world of EBay. What will happen? And why did she get a llama? I know this is my first fanfictin and all but read it anyway? please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Sneeze by VampireApple reviews
Hold your horses. I’ll tell you why I’ve been asking all these questions in a minute. Complete. Slight ExB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Mike's Stupidity by Forbittenlove reviews
So, what happens to Mike when he finally decides to stop being 'discreet' and to just show Bella how he truly feels in the most physical of ways? When the Cullens find out, it's not a pleasant thing. For Mike at least. Rated T for adultish content!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007
Bored On A Sunny Day by Bella Masen Cullen reviews
It's a sunny day, and the Cullens are stuck inside with nothing to do. They're all bored, and soon Edward is the only sane one left! How does he survive the craziness? Okay, the summary sucks. Just read the story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Bella Gets Bitten By A Leech! by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
Bella Goes on a hike with Jake, but then they get some unexpected visitors Vamps, Wolves, and one gross, disgusting leech!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2007
I Miss You by Butterscotch82 reviews
Spoiler warning for Ch. 1 of Eclipse. A flashfic of exactly 100 words, written for sillybella's Twilight Challenges forum. My version of Bella's note to Jacob at the beginning of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Butterfly by dragontuat reviews
Bella's freind comes to Forks. Whats gonna happen? And what is this girls secret? I suck at summeries. But the stories good. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Beach Party with the Cullens by twilightnite reviews
/HIATUS/Bella and the Cullens go to the beach and have a little party. Stupid characters, weird plot, funny story! If it’s offensive in any way we’re really sorry! We’re just trying to have fun! R&R! UPDATED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
True Love by walkinginshadows reviews
Jasper and Bella are getting a little to close, and the rest of the family isn't likeing it. But what happend when Edward walkes in on a privete moment between the two, and how will he take it but Better question how will Alice take it
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Void by EdwardFangJasperEmmettIggysigh reviews
Edward left Bella. Yeah, we all know that. But what would happen if an unexpected visitor came to see Bella one night? Is there love in the air? BEmmett Chptr. 22! This story is finished but I add the occasional one shot! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Dawning Birth by Crazy Speech Kid reviews
Bella and Edward never thought they would have kids, but they now find out Bella's pregnant. How will the characters of Twilight and New Moon take this news, and what will happen with the baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006
The Magical Effects of Alcohol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Someone contaminated the lakes and rivers outside of Forks with alcohol, and it just so happens Edward is out hunting. This is totally random and RETARDED! Ever wondered if Edward wears boxers or briefs? Read chapter three to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Everything Changed by DivineRosey reviews
Bella takes a one month break from Edward after returning from Italy, but she soon learns of an affair in the Cullen household. What is Bella's reaction and furthermore, what will the outcome be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,607 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Vampires Kiss by Ginormous Funtastic Everything reviews
A poem I had to do for English. Please give it a chance! My first FanFic!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Mending Hearts by SmilinSmiles reviews
Sequel to 'Broken Bottles' Personally wouldnt suggest it to anyone but a few of my closest friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
A Rose Like No Other by Amiiix3 reviews
A series of oneshots 'behind the scenes' in Twilight. Contains: Humor, Humor, Romance, and an extra dose of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Play Ball by thisismyfreakingname reviews
Bella goes to the cullen house. THey play baseball, but bella is injured and Edward freaks out....R&R please
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Grease Is The Word! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Forks Community Theater Club is putting on Grease! And once again, Edward messes up everything by trying to do the right thing. Can he fix it? READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Edward's First Ticket by EdwardLover44 reviews
Remember in Twilight When Edward Tell's Bella that He never got a ticket for speeding? Well what happens when Bella plots a sceam to give Edward his first ticket? Read and find out! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Prank Phone Calling by EdwardLover44 reviews
When Bella has a close friend come out from Arizona and they decide to Prank phone call Edward what kind of trouble will bell get in to?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
Presentation by EdwardLover44 reviews
Hey guys! sorry I haven't been on in a while!I just got back from my friends house. This is a oneshot, but what happens when Bella has to present something in class! We all know how much she hats getting attention! HEHE!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2007
An Outgoing Bella? by xX.ay.bay.bay reviews
What if bella was Outgoing, Had Friends, and dare i say it FASHIONABLE! What would happen when she went to Forks? This is basically something i came up with when thinking of how Twilight could have been slightly different. SEQUEL IS UP! r&r
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,976 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Until we meet again by VampireGoddess12Xx reviews
DISCONTINUED Laurent has kidnapped Bella. He intends to take her to Victoria but instead he makes a deal with her. He wont take her to Victoria if she....read to find out! EdwardXBella eventually PROMISE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
Cullen Singstar night by chica-chilena reviews
Edward takes Bella to his place to enjoy a very special night. But it isn't quite what Bella expected...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007
Please, Remember by TwilightsVampyre reviews
what happens when edward gets into an accident,loses his memory,and doesn't remember he loves bella? craziness!what happens when bella gets into a nasty situation and edward,who claims he doesnt know her,is the only one who can save her? very twisty story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,955 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
Fallen Star by Anthony Shadows reviews
I don't normally write about outlandish things, but this one kept nagging.Edward is out hunting. Jessica needs homework help. But with what Mike has planned Bella is the one who needs help. UPDATED AGAIN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007
Bella's Baby by Kay12693 reviews
Bella gets pregnant and then her cousins come over. Bella is forced to tell a big secret! What is it? i aint telling! Better then the summary. No flames please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Surprise by Love me some Edward reviews
What if Jasper bit Bella at her 18th birthday party when she got the paper cut? Would Edward be able to forgive Jasper? Will Bella turn out to be a normal vampire, or something more special? Please Read and Review, this is my first fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,699 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007
Colorful bottles by SmilinSmiles reviews
This is just a story I wrote for a few of my friends to read. Personally I wouldnt suggest it to anyone but them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,119 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Secrets by FictionFiend75 reviews
Everyone has secrets right? So what are the Cullens keeping from Bella? Who keeps stealing Alice's pants? What kindergarden concept did Rosalie fail to grasp? And who is kitty kitty meow meow? one shot 4 now. may add more later. please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
A Thousand Miles by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO THE NEW BELLA. Something is wrong with Bella. She feels human. Then Carlisle tells her something amazing. Could it really be true? But then again is it really her biggest problem? Rated T for saftey. Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,088 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Unruly Night by Falling-December reviews
Well, it's the night after Edward and Bella's wedding. The night is young, and the romance is brewing between this lovely pair. So what are these two up to? Why opening wedding presents of course! What exactly did Rosalie get Edward?:grins mischeiviously:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
Love, Lust, and Scandals in Forks by 4ever1 reviews
Things are heating up with Bella and Edward as they come closer to the date of the change . . .Chapter 7 is up Will Bella tell Edward why she is upset will she forgive him or will his temper get the better of him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
Rosalie's Talk with Bella by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
One Shot, Rosalie decides to pent her feelings about Bella on Bella. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Misunderstanding by midnightmoons reviews
1. edward and the cullen's left for italy. bella slept with jake not remembering how. bella's pregenant and not sure if it's jake's or edward's. bella marries jake what happens 2 years later when edward finds her? had to fix my rating! it was too high!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007
Shadow Rising by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
A werewolf in the dungeon, a protege with a grudge against her teacher, and a creepy vampire stalker. Just a typical day in the life of Bella Swan. A Moonlight Sonata sequel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,492 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
The Kiss by Allana2112 reviews
A bet between Edward and Bella... who can last the longest without seeing the other... I suck at summaries sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
The Victoria's Secret Pajamas by spikescrypt reviews
Edward really likes the pajamas that Bella's mom got her, he decides to show her just how much.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Chorus of No's with One Yes by samantha.e.anne reviews
Written for Live Journal's 5 Things Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Yummy by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Sometimes, Edward daydreams of Bella as a candy bar. He imagines she would taste quite good. Sometimes, Bella daydreams of snogging Edward within an inch of his life. She imagines he would taste quite good, too. [Oneshot.Fluff.BellaEdward]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
CANCER! by withlovekalie reviews
OMG what if bella had lymphonic lykemia? hmm read to find out! R&R NO FLAMES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2007
Dark Temptation by xXDontWantItAllXx reviews
Edward's POV. Bella is having a nightmare, Edward is there for her. One shot. This is my first fanfic, so be easy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
An Angel's Torment by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
Edward's thoughts and fears come out while he watches Bella sleep. What does the monster inside him have to say? Can he accept Bella's fate of becoming a cold one? Angst & Fluff. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
I Love You, But I Can't Change You by HelloSexy reviews
What happens when Bella threatens to kill herself if Edward doesn't change her? Will Edward do it? The story's actually pretty good considering it's my first fanfic but please, please, please read and review! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2007
Nocturnal Pulse by Lilith Filth reviews
More forbidden than the forbidden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Dawn's Morning Dew by blackjeans101 reviews
Sequel to the end of another day. It picks up at Bella's and Edward's wedding. All was going well, until faith wavers and someone is back... someone unexpected! Please review! LAST CHAPTER UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Summer Lovin by iheartsunshine reviews
This had been the best summer of my life. Every summer I had to come up and visit my father Charlie, in his hometown of Forks.I discovered a meadow, the meadow where I met Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
happy endings is what we aim for by LauraSweetums reviews
Edward wants to be with Bella. What lengths with Edward go to to be with his love? Lets find out! Who's CARRY! [New Moon spoilers!]strong language,chapter 7. LAST CHAPTER UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,074 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
The Day That Changed my Life by Slasherbynight6 reviews
Bella finally gets her wish from Edward, he changes her, and their lives are never the same. It has both it's drawbacks, and it's benefits. Who is the dark figure chasing them? Will they be able to fight him off? Prequel to the story Finding my Powers. R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Daddy by Alphie reviews
Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Attempted Sin by Boho Bella reviews
A spin off of the fabulous Twilight, by the awesome Stephanie Meyer! Edward and Bella adventures! Bad summary, sorry. EDITED CHAPTER ONE NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
A Democracy by SkyFaunteleroy reviews
On vacation in Florida Edward and Bella meet some other vegetarian vampires who have a plan to revolutionize the vampire world. Sequel to Saving the Soul.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
KuKukacho Kakaw by rosehale reviews
Sorry about the lack of updating our computer is stupid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006
Star Spirit by TwilightSnowStar reviews
Edward never really believed the story his mother told him so long ago, but what if this seemingly innocent story is more than just a myth? What if it was true? This is preTwilight during a crucial period in Edward's 'life'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
The New Bella by reader71 reviews
Bella kissing a vampire. Not an odd picture. To bad that vampire isn't Edward. Bella's been chaged. It's been ten years. Edward is back and Bella is pissed. My first fanfic so be nice! Rated T for my implying things. Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Killer Vampire Chipmunks from Mars by PeteStump reviews
The long awaited Killer Vampire Chupmunks from Mars story. This is what happens when the Cullens go to Mars on a vacation. HUMOR FIC ONESHOT PLEASE REVIEW! Lexiconers: I am Stumpy. This is the story. Obviously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
4 Strangers, Bella, And A Very Pissed Off Vampire by MercuryAshlingPrincess reviews
My lungs were burning from holding my breath. Quickly I exhailed, only to inhale and screamed the first thing that came to my mind. 'EDWARD' M For Violence Complete Yes It Is ALOT From The Book
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by CandlePen reviews
After a horrible accident, 19 yearold Bella's only way of surviving is in the hands of Edward. Will he be able to accept her fate?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
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Canonization reviews
This is just an idea that popped into my head at 2 in the morning. Alice and Jasper are babysitting Renesme, these are Alice's thoughts about Jasper. I welcome flames with open arms, i love them! Oneshot. AliceXJasper. Please tell me what you think!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Superseded reviews
This is not your normal new vampire story What happens when a new vampire comes into the Cullen house hold? What if she could see the future but with no limitations like Alice? Will Alice be the thing of the past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice
ObSeSsIoN! reviews
This is a story list thingy of things that really happened to me regarding twilight! I swear all of these have really happened! T for saftey and possible use of profanity...hehe i like that word: profanity!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Boom, Boom, Boom, Ouch! reviews
How much trouble would Bella find when Edward was away hunting for a week with on Charlie to protect her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2007
Would The Razor Bend! reviews
My First Ever FanFic! Yayyz, the title says all!EBOH sorry its teen but i was having trouble rating it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
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