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Joined 03-16-07, id: 1239253, Profile Updated: 01-04-13
Author has written 1 story for Gilmore Girls.

Are there any disgruntled readers still out there? First off, a heartfelt apology to everyone who got sucked into this story and endured torturous lengths of time between updates only to have me seemingly drop off the face of the Earth.

I'm still here and I DO intend to finish this! I hit a bit of writer's block, got extremely busy with life stuff, and...time just flew, but I've never completely forgotten about this story. I've always had the ending planned out, but getting to it has been tricky. Luke and Lorelai are going to have to go through some very tough times, but I do promise the ending will be satisfying.

I will not post any new chapters until the entire story is complete. I have learned that I can't trust myself to keep up with promised updates. In my defense, my real job is demanding and requires a lot of creativity and writing. It's been hard at times to find extra 'gas' in my mind tank to write creatively outside of work. I'll do it, though! Stay tuned.

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Slip of the Tongue by Mag68 reviews
A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 421,890 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Angels in Blue Baseball Caps by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
Tragedy leads to something unexpected. L/L. Rated T. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Waking Up in Love by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
Not even Lorelai would take a joke this far. Luke had to wonder if he really was still asleep. He was smack dab in the middle of the most confusing scene of his life. Story complete, rated M.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Dreaming of Reality by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
I made this fic a preventative step in the WBB split. Just a way for Lorelai to open her eyes and see what she needs to see without waiting til Luke is five seconds away from leaving her. It's complete and rated T with some adult content.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Stars Hollow Trivia Luke's Bet! by Jmaka reviews
Back by popular demand! The story plays out with Luke's original bet! A town event and a friendly wager turns everything on its ear. Set in Season 4, after Nicole before Luke Can See Her Face episode.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,201 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Jumbled Protocol by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
What if forgiveness wasn't an issue? LL, complete. Season 7, AU. I know, I know...just click
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,227 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Respecting Today by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
How would Lorelai feel if something were to happen to someone who owns a certain diner? Just a fic to remind us to tell our loved ones they're loved.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Satisfaction by ecouteuse reviews
Four days after 5.17... what Lorelai is beginning to understand.rnrnObviously, Amy owns them, and I'm still just moving them around a little.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/14/2005
Snow Shovels and Silence by LegalBlonde reviews
SPOILERFIC. A blizzard and a little fun with the latest spoilers. LL.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005
Tingle by netherfield reviews
LL. The Challenge Stories: A series of separate, though related, short stories for the TWOP ficathon. Takes place at a late summer wedding at The Inn. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,223 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Coming Clean by netherfield reviews
LL. Intimacy and Admitting Stuff... sometimes it is easy, sometimes it isn't. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,183 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Complete
We Dance to Sad Songs, Too by LegalBlonde reviews
If she could set their relationship to time, it would be a waltz. It makes sense, like that, two steps forward and a side-step. LL. One shot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
Joining by netherfield reviews
Mostly LL. A post Season 4 Finale piece for the Summer. Challenges arise on the road from Independence to Joining. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,479 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Complete
Chipped by vodka straight reviews
"He doesn't sound agitated like usual, though. He doesn't sound annoyed. He sounds like he's laughing. He doesn't laugh much." Luke and Lorelei wake up beside each other.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
The Morning After the Night Before by AnxietyGrrl reviews
LL. So it all starts, or rather ends, like this, see: She watched him turn to leave, saw his hand fall on the doorknob, and blurted, 'Stay'
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Complete
The Unbearable Heaviness of Being reviews
15 year old Lorelai Gilmore feels smothered and unloved. 17 year old Luke Danes just checked his father into the hospital. What happens when chance brings these struggling teens together?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,710 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D.