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Sane Is The New Sick by Ififall reviews
We need to talk about Kevin. Kevin finds a friend.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 3/20/2012
A World Behind the Murder by Clara Verity reviews
After her kidnapping, a young girl strives to outsmart the dangerous man responsible. Rated T for mature and dark themes, as well as some violence and/or horror and/or romantic scenes. I greatly appreciate any feedback!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,923 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - BB
Heart of Wax by Sarapsys reviews
Patchwork stories about Beyond Birthday and the House in A and BB's time. Incomplete and discontinued.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,817 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - BB, A - Complete
Cell 104 by The Androgynous Alchemist reviews
When Beyond Birthday was told he was having a prison transfer, he had every right to be suspicious. Kira was becoming a household name in Japan, and L was becoming desperate for a solution. How long will L withhold his trust?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,067 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - BB, L
Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 274,111 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Thirteen Deadly Sins by alittlebird16 reviews
B had it all planned out: how he was going to surpass L, become better than him in every aspect. The girl was just an added bonus. Akane doesn't know whom she's dealing with.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - L, BB
Brothers contamiNated by Raven Ehtar reviews
A has committed suicide & B is left questioning the agenda of the Wammy House. But instead of running away to LA, he stays… and begins shaping one of Wammy's finest into a weapon of revenge. Rated for imagery, psychological trauma and gore. No pairings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - BB, Near
Young Fun Sans Sun Electric Shock Egomania by Novelist Pup reviews
Human AU: awkward high school senior Karkat Vantas is head over heels for John Egbert, but John is probably in total love with Dave Strider. So, completely reasonably, Karkat pretends to be a serial killer to 'encourage' John into his arms.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,539 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Karkat V., John E.
My Forbidden Desire by superstrawberryL reviews
Attention was all she wanted, but she hid it under an innocent mask well. And he would give it to her for a price. They were both freaks, but they were freaks together; screaming and hurting each other was what gave them happiness and pleasure. BB x OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - BB
Bucket Receptacle by Joanie Dark reviews
A quick flash fiction based on a piece of artwork. Dave finds himself enjoying some of the aspects of the trolls' black quadrant. Bucket holding, some objectification in a D/s standpoint
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Gamzee M., Dave S. - Complete
My Thoughts, Safe To No One by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Sobriety, among other things, isn't easy for the mentally unstable. Even for just a few hours. AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Heart by HerWretchedWastrel reviews
Help me find my heart," she begged, gripping his shoulders tightly with desperation. "Help me find my heart, and I'll help you find your Eyes." Misa died to reunite with her love. Instead, she enters the hellish Mu, and only one person can help her. BxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Misa A., BB
Smile! No One Cares How You Feel by monscandal reviews
Balancing the soul-sucking monotony of high school life with playing bass in the most non-conformist band in the history of music definitely isn't all it's cracked up to be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,094 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Red Goth, Curly Goth - Complete
Narcotics by WingsofSmoke reviews
Alternate had never been up against Beyond Birthday, the Reaper of Whammy House. Beyond Birthday/Alternate. Old work. Rated for implied sexual situations, torture, and murder.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - A, BB
Professionalism by azure feathers reviews
Now that Brian and Dexter killed that b*tch, they can mosey off into the sunset. Well, if Dexter will snap out of it. M for incest and cursing and gratuitous amounts of sexy and other nice things.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Rudy C./Brian M., Dexter M. - Complete
Whammy's Insane Asylum for Gifted Lunatics by Amaya-Ai reviews
A story told about B and an unexpected sidekick who may lead him into possible sanity, or induce more insanity. Eventual BxOC WARNING: Detailed murders involving genitalia damage and swearing. RATED M for these reasons!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,206 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - BB - Complete
Grounded by Fear by Rigato Caravel reviews
Butters has always led a life in the shadow of his father. Only one other person sees the darkness. Butters/Curly Goth
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,416 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Butters S., Curly Goth - Complete
Oxidation by RaptorAssassin reviews
He is tangible darkness, the death of sunlight, the antithesis of the human conscious; Upon heavy shoulders he carries the pyramidal weight of mans' most vile acts as Atlas carries the world. Even the gods are subject to retribution. PH and OCs.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Pyramid Head
I Write Sins Not Tragedies by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
B chances upon a girl dying in an alley. T for gore.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - BB - Complete
Too Much Like Me by Maela LouBell ShinoShane reviews
Sucked into Death Note. A perfect fantasy? Not if you have no idea about the story... Not to mention you look just like a certain sweets-loving detective... Will our heroine save her other worldly look-alike? Off Hiatus as of 1-17-2011! LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,992 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - L, Misa A.
The Catalyst by ALaCarte reviews
A story about the LABB Murder Cases, with a certain something to mix things up a bit. Quite possibly OCXBB or OCXL. ***FRAGARIA IS THE SEQUEL.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Numbers by Jayne Foyer reviews
You're going to die, hisses the red-eyed boy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - A, BB - Complete
Standing Sex by Asimosama reviews
Whoever said computer hackers had a mutated 'sanity gene' could not have been more correct. Liang Xiaoxiao is unemployed, uneasily amused, and out to hack the world. Unfortunately, L is the only one in her way. L x OC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,452 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - L, Watari
What's My Name? by Raven Ehtar reviews
In the early days of the Wammy House, there were some bugs in the program. What does it take to turn a boy into a killer? Beyond Birthday's story, without the filters. Rated for disturbing imagery, language, psychological trauma and gore.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,074 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Admiral of My Ass by Burningbridges reviews
Weird title... A young woman named Val accidentally ends up at Superjail, and for some reason, the Warden "takes her in" and forces her to work for him as a Human Resources person. Watch as Val tries to get out of a virtually inescapeable prison.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009
Lucky 13 by LaSirenaSurf reviews
A story depicting the the first few years of Beyond Birthday's teens. His first kiss, his first kill, and his first meeting with L. Contains cursing and OC. BBXOC. My first fanfic ever. Constructive criticism welcome. No flames, please. Fire scares me.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - BB, A
Just Scream for Me by iNSPiREx reviews
BB/OC Beyond Birthday's First test for Detective L. American holidays, counting backwards. Twelve souls will parish by the New Year. Ready or not, the game has already begun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - BB
Parasite by TheRavenNevar reviews
You will be my life support, my host. And I will be your parasite. Until your heart can bear it no longer, I will be there to make you weaker. Like a Parasite. AloisxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Alois T. - Complete
Phantasmagorial Parameter by AndrogynousInk reviews
Beyond Birthday was going to surpass L. To do so, he'll need everything that L has, including an heir.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - L, BB, OC
For You, I Would by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Cellar Door by AmiraAlmighty reviews
A thrilling first person POV story, seen through the rather odd eyes of Beyond Birthday. Beyond is your 'normal' guy next door, goes to school, has a career, a genius. But how does he fall? And who watches him do it?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - BB, L - Complete
It Began With Lollipops by luvs-sum-crona reviews
Essentially a one shot, but too long, so broken into two chapters. Told from Kid's point of view. KidxCrona. Maaale Crona. Love me? ;D Rated M for second half. And first I guess, upon consideration... Soz, review for meh, yeah?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Death The Kid, Crona - Complete
Hey Hey, My My by Hollywood Grimm reviews
Everybody loves Jude Monroe. The story of a lovestruck stoner livin it up in Colorado.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,384 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Stan M.
Tea For Two by AishiExcel reviews
Beyond Birthday acts as the Mad Hatter and throws Quarter Queen a little tea party. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - BB - Complete
My OC Story Gone Weird by JoyHeart reviews
I didn't set out to make my OC evil. She did it on her own. I swear. None of the following chapters were intended to be as they are. I am just as a afraid as you.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Killer Klowns and Skittles by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
When you move to South Park, and your hair looks like a rainbow threw up on it, life can't be good... right? Meet Rhiannon Edwards, Skittles-in-progress. OC Submission closed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
His Har Har Lee by blacksilkrose123 reviews
“Do. No-t. Die. On me. No-t allowed.” There was something in his eyes, hidden behind the toying gleam. His face became serious as he reached up to tuck a stray piece of hair behind her ear, like someone else was breaking past this hostile freak.J/H
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,193 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Joker
Sex Bracelets by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
He took hold of my wrist, breaking my orange sex bracelet. "You owe me a kiss." OC Story! OC Submission closed : Re-Named
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Disco Master Matsuda by Sashocirrione reviews
Light learns about a new deal he can make with Ryuk, one with a very small price. With it, he could get L's real name. And what does L's dick have to do with all this? Silliness. Slight LxLight. Also LightxMisa and LxKyoko, a canon very minor character.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,881 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - L, Kyoko - Complete
Ideal Circumstance by bobbihachet reviews
A Kid and boy!Krona drabble. "Kid would know; he had measured it with a protractor..."
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Death The Kid, Crona
Abominable Love by Miklusca reviews
Movie-verse. May contain spoilers. A scene of L and Maki expressing their need for each other. Don’t like this kind of story, then don’t read.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - L - Complete
Forbidden City by Maya49 reviews
Bubbles and her sisters have always been protected by their father. They are all from a very high class family. Bubbles is the most protected because she's the youngest and most naive. Could moving to a new city change everything? AcexBubbles
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bubbles, Ace
Darker Days Revising by Black Gate Keeper reviews
One screwed up teenage girl, One Prince Clown of Crime. Two villans, one city. Both equally dangerous, and in love? Tittle may change. Jokeroc Jokerxoc Rating may need to change to M/R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Joker
When in Rome by Super Swung Dash reviews
When you're surrounded by nothing but insanity, staying sane becomes something of a chore... A "Superjail!" AU. Chapter 2 is up, for those who are interested!
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
Eyeliner by Nae'ka reviews
The Future-tense story of how a young student plans on becoming Goth... This is actually my thoughts on how the Goth group got started in South Park. 8D I do so love me some goths. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Curly Goth - Complete
Whimsy by keem reviews
In which L finds himself struggling with poor impulse control, and Sayu encourages deviance. L and Sayu, in five moments. For Teowli.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2009 - L, Sayu Y.
A Love So Sweet by jinkiez reviews
When Eric Cartman is forced to attend a stupid wedding, he ends up finding love when he least expects it. Silly, stupid short story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The Mad Hatters Tea Party by DancerFromTheDance reviews
Ah, to be young and in love.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Names and Numbers by Raven Ehtar reviews
Sometimes sanity just starts to slip away... Preview for "What's My Name?" Spoilers for Death Note: Another Note. Rated for dark themes and disturbing images. One-shot. WMN? arc.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - BB - Complete
So There We Were by Nurse Joker reviews
Joker POV. The shrinks at Arkham decide it would be therapeutic for the Joker to take up writing. This is the result.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - The Joker
Yellow Roses by Akatsuki Feathers reviews
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love. *Red Goth/Henrietta/Curly Goth, quick read*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Red Goth, Curly Goth - Complete
Cutters by JoyHeart reviews
Butters has discovered he is gay for the Curly Goth. To be accepted by his newfound love he naturally decides to turn Goth. Obviously for Butters, this isn't going to be easy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Curly Goth, Butters S. - Complete
A Very Good Neighbor by seditionary reviews
Rita is a little bit of an ugly duckling, a lonely teen, but her new neighbor proves to be very interested in her. How was she to know he would become the most wanted man in Gotham? OC/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,995 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Joker - Complete
Conforming by Nae'ka reviews
When the Curley Goth begins to change, might one venture to say 'conform', the Red Goth decided to take it into his own hands... with rather interesting consequences. Current lime, future lemon. CurlyRed, CurlyWendy. Rating will change to M next chapter.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Curly Goth, Red Goth
The Cheshire Grin by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
The Cheshire Cat has "stolen" the Joker's smile - and he wants it back. No slash.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dare The Dark Knight Characters! by OutcastToReality reviews
Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Lust for Freedom:The Hottest Jail Break Story Ever by DDshoeshowz reviews
The Warden's imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit! Well, I mean, he might have. Actually, we're pretty sure he did it. But, anyway, can he escape from this prison and get back to running his own?
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jailbot
Caused & Cured by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Joker knew how he got his scars. The truth changed with the circumstances; it wasn’t his fault if the Arkham doctors didn’t see it that way. But now they'd cured him, whether he wanted them to or not. After all - change the face, change the man. Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Joker - Complete
Retarded in Love by Katherine Russell reviews
After several years after leaving Townsville, Ace returns to find Buttercup a completely different girl from when he left. When Buttercup sees him after all though years, old feelings start to return. What happens when old feelings meet new feelings? R&R!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ace, Buttercup
A Deadly Obsession by fuckmyass reviews
Abigael Winters is a bored teenage girl who just wants some excitement in her life. Her prayers are answered when she meets her idol, the Joker. But will she be in too deep when she realized that maybe this was the wrong kind of high she was looking for?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Joker
The Rapist by caveat lector reviews
How could Crona not suffer from the desperate lack of symmetry in his hair? Kid, for one, suffered plenty, and he was going to do something about that awful asymmetry! No pairings, rated for Ragnarok's language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Death The Kid, Crona - Complete
Alone Together by prettilitTLepoison reviews
Superjail!... But before, I was muted, living life like a can opener that was stuck on a metal ridge, squeaking and going nowhere, but always having a place to go in the end. Sequel to 'Impossible'. I may have the Warden's perspective in here a little.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Another Document by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Life starts the moment your birth certificate is signed.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Season of love by NarutoandKakashiFan reviews
A walk in the park and a nice little chat could lead to broken bones
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Ace, Buttercup
I got a plan, what's yours? by NarutoandKakashiFan reviews
Being thrown in jail is a pain, but a visit can surely brighten it all. AxButtercup small bits.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Ace
Impossible by prettilitTLepoison reviews
Superjail! . . . I was falling in the Warden's Rabbit Hole, I was lost to the world... lost... in some kind of hot, claustrophobic Wonderland...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,169 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Hate by Whil-o-whisp reviews
Red Goth hates everything. has naughty language!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Like Gravity by stuff and nonsense reviews
The Joker doesn't like tabloid gossip. Drabble.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
What Would Really Happen To A Joker Fan Girl by h0lywood reviews
the title says it all. lmaooo. rated T for language. :D please review! it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :b yay!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Sweet Decadence by lilacs and lolita reviews
Mello bound her, the Virgin, with a dog collar halo across her neck; broken hymen of innocence lost, unholy lips opened in mute sacrilege.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Mello, Sayu Y. - Complete
Dirt by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Mello's got a major inferiority complex, and I find it hard to believe that Sayu wouldn't have one. This fic, set in scenic 'wherever Sayu is when she gets kidnapped', deals with that subject. Via The Sims2.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Mello, Sayu Y. - Complete
Then and There by blackdragonflower reviews
Banished from the home where she belongs Sayu finds herself in Winchester, England staying with her aunt. Through a series of events she finds herself at Wammy's House and the possible entanglement of a new love. Could it really be true? SayuxMello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,169 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Mello, Sayu Y. - Complete
Fateful Friends by stormbreaker830 reviews
So this is a story about Rory and Jess, starting from when they're 10 and a subsequent romance... Literati a little bit of Narco in the beginning but not so much, maybe even so Trory? R&R plz
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Rory G., Jess M.
Blood Ties by uncmeister reviews
I am the looker and I am the reflection; the first and very last breath. I am your past and your present, your sweetest dreams and your blackest nightmares. You are mine and I am yours. Forever...and ever" BB/L, M for violence and one VERY creepy Beyond..
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - BB, L - Complete
Choosing by sixtoe22 reviews
This is a challenge. Soo Rory and jess new eachother for a while as kids, she had a crush on him. He comes back to the Hollow and things havent changed including everyone hating him. plz rr!ON HOLD! SRY!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Rory G., Jess M.
A WellBeaten Path by Sira1 reviews
Jess has left, but he did leave something behind.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,215 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Rory G., Jess M.
The Visitor by Bookybookbook reviews
Crossover story because there aren't enough. Michael finds out Dawn is in America and invites her to come and visit. How do you think Dawn, Pam and Jim would get along in the same room? Brilliantly of course! Chap 3 up! Surprise!
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006
The Consequences of a Cancelled Comradery Event by Emily92 reviews
The story of Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall as told by the employees of Dunder Mifflin. Takes place after "The Job;" spoilers for that episode.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sick Home by Lance Ruhiru reviews
When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Oh God! The Medical Channel by Just A Girl Of The Hollow x3 reviews
Oh God! What? Rory are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine, I'm watching the medical channel. Jess chuckled.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
It's Simple by EmilyHalpert reviews
A night of reading fanfic gives Pam some courage...Response to Internet Fanbase challenge at MTT
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
22 point 8 Miles by Zovid reviews
A small drabble. implied literati. You know your a true literati fan if you get this. Might change to drabble set. not sure. ONESHOT for now
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Da Capo Al Fine by Cassie Valentine reviews
AU. Christopher comes, and goes, just after Rory starts Gr. 10 at SHH and leaves a little something behind. How will Lorelai deal with a life that seems to have returned to the beginning, da capo al fine? Will be LL eventually.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
I'm hell, I'm Death, I'm by TheLustofkilling reviews
Read a story that has everyone perplexed, and glued to their seats. Come read a stroy that is sick, twisted, and is the new best Johnny story since the real thing. read and review.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
So Not Rock 'n' Roll by fulfilled reviews
Suddenly, it's her new favorite color. Drabble.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Lane K. - Complete
The Whole Town by Francesca Jones reviews
Oneshot, after Nick and Nora Sid and Nancy. Why DID Jess steal that lawn gnome?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Sorry For The Inconvenience by abc79-de reviews
Lit, oneshot. The past has a funny way of helping you make future decisions.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Too Everything by YouWouldntLikeMe reviews
Jess shows up at Rory's 21st birthday with a gift that's 3 years too late. JessRory Fluff. [OneShot]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Jess and Dean are Dead by Wonderlandleighleigh reviews
Exactly what it looks like... Sequel to Trucks and Telephone Poles
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Jess M., Dean F.
No Strings by Wonderlandleighleigh reviews
His no strings attached policy had backfired horribly and completely. LIT
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Passing the Torch by Wonderlandleighleigh reviews
Jess passes on a little something to the next generation. Future lit Ficlet
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Fallen Rebel by supergurl reviews
Rory and Lorelai reflect on the similarities between an inanimate object and a certain diner boy. –A pointless one-shot fic; based on an actual conversation I’ve had. Yes, I am certifiably insane.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
100 Words by Tyler Bateman Esq reviews
You are not your summary.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Complete
In Tyler We Trusted by Tyler Bateman Esq reviews
The Narrator is out in the real world. Marla is making money and Tyler's life is about to be made into a movie. Guess who's not happy. Contains minor slash in the last chapter.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2001 - Published: 3/15/2001 - Complete
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