TEi Has Pants
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-16-07, id: 1239516, Profile Updated: 07-10-12
Author has written 35 stories for CSI, M*A*S*H, Young Justice, Danny Phantom, Jet Grind Radio, Mega Man, Crazy Taxi, Avatar: Last Airbender, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Eternal Darkness, Power Stone, RENT, Left 4 Dead, Saints Row, Tales of Symphonia, and Doctor Who.

He lives in a dimension where stories told in this world manifest and take life. Here, the untold stories grow and he nurtures the best of them into full bloom, enriching his home and shedding light on these events formerly left blank. He hopes to find the greatest story of his life. He is The Finder.

If you're interested in my shitty drawings or seeing more of my AtLA Spatula and Pestle (as the two seem quite popular), you can check my deviantArt gallery at tei-has-pants.deviantart.com, and if you're interested in hearing my random, oftentimes surly thoughts, follow me on Twitter @tei_has_pants.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Cactus Juice by Invaderk reviews
Mostly TophxSokka. Need more shenanigans in your life? If so, then this is the place to be! A collection of little Tokka oneshots ranging from romance to comedy to angst. 22. At the end of all things.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,314 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Once every hundred years, give or take by Llyzbeth reviews
Pre-"Rose". The Doctor has a conversation with another traveler who only visits once a century.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - 9th Doctor, Death
Restless in Ba Sing Se by kagehisa reviews
The city of Ba Sing Se has more than walls and secrets comprising within. Friends and lovers alike explore the more "intimate" side of their partners. Mature readers only. Lemon. Review for more pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Longshot, Smellerbee
Stones For Your Passage by Raindog Bride reviews
Smellerbee and Longshot:: Years before she was a stripe-faced, raspy-voiced freedom fighter with a chip on her shoulder the size of Omashu, a girl was walking to Bah Sing Se. ::Oneshot:: ::Gen::
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Smellerbee, Longshot
Hide and Seek by Shire.Conspire reviews
So many layers, like earth itself. She was strong, but still human. She never tried to hide from love and friendship, they just never found her before. Not every story has a hero...but every hero has their story...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,949 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Toph, Sokka
WildChild: Stories of the Freedom Fighters by The Narrator reviews
A Life of War... We don't know how or when the Freedom Fighters first came to be. 08. Equitable Expectation Sneers is looking for an activity to fill a slow afternoon - saving a damsel in distress might be worth a try. ... skillet?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,888 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Jet, Smellerbee
Like Never Before by EE's Skysong reviews
Smellerbee, in a way, is the cause of all Jet's troubles [she is who Longshot loves, she is why they left their hideout, she is why they leave him] but it was his idea to keep her around in the first place. JetShotBee triangle, some JeZu.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Jet, Longshot - Complete
Hell to Get Along With by EE's Skysong reviews
The people you end up loving the most are the ones you start out hating. Ch. 1: She needed someone to tell her she had made the right choice. She had told herself it a million times, but she wouldn't believe it until she heard it from his lips. Longerbee
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Casting Long Shadows by Clone Number 5 reviews
Their friendship is built on such strange things. [Smellershot.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
And She Told Me by Egglette reviews
A collection of Avatar oneshots. Ch9: Song doesn't know how she wound up in the swamp. She does know she hates it and it's only making her miss her mother even more. Few good things come out of the swamp. Meeting two certain freedom fight are one of them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Where Words Fail: Guerrilla Lovemakin' reviews
Set in the WWF universe, a series of vignettes chronicling the lovemaking habits of our favorite band of tree-dwelling rogues.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Smellerbee, Longshot
In the Dark and the Chill and the Rain
Written for a crackship fic-exchange LiveJournal community. Just because the war is over doesn't mean there isn't clean-up to be done. Unfortunately Ba Sing Se is a big place, and Longshot is but one man who is gradually approaching the end of his rope.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,167 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Longshot, Jin
If Only Work Was Always This Fun reviews
A more plot-oriented sequel to A little secret. Gum continues to spice up her day as a salaried employee at a fast food restaurant, and her co-workers are more than willing to provide feedback. Kinky stuff inside: you have been warned!
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Gum, Poison Jam
Strange Man in a Blue Box reviews
"That device you're holding isn't magitechnology. You introduce yourself as 'just the Doctor;' no actual name, just a title, and you expect us to go along with it." Who is this strange man with his strange, blue box?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Raine S. - Complete
Long Life and Distant History
The Doctor has been doing nothing but running. He ended the Last Great Time War at the cost of so many lives, so many worlds and species. But this new world...it's quite enjoyable, even if it could use a Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Published: 7/23/2010 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Where Words Fail: Epilogue reviews
And so, the time slips away...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Smellerbee, Jet - Complete
Where Words Fail: Book 8: Coming Full Circle reviews
Time is running low for the Freedom Fighters as Sozin's Comet draws closer. Smellerbee and Longshot need to pull together every ally they'd made during their travels if they want any chance of keeping the Fire Nation from destroying the world...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,322 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Realism is Underrated
It's tough being the sole realist in a group of optimists. Nick's had to make compromises ever since the infection hit, but why in the hell does he trust these three strangers?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Nick - Complete
Where Words Fail: Book 7: A Game of Pai Sho reviews
The Freedom Fighters have been divided when the world needs them the most, but can Smellerbee and The Duke reunite everybody in time for Sozin's Comet?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Sheena, Zelos and Regal Don't Like Mary Sues reviews
What Sheena, Zelos and Regal really think of Emil and Marta.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Marta L., Emil C. - Complete
How Long You Been Bangin? reviews
Pierce is feeling chatty and attempts to bond with Gat over a game of pool, but Gat really doesn't care.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Combustible Silence reviews
Longshot tries to explain archery to The Duke.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Longshot - Complete
Where Words Fail: Book 6: It's All or Nothing reviews
Smellerbee and Longshot are almost home. The forest is only a few days away, but things are only going to get more difficult from here. How much have things changed since they left for Ba Sing Se, and will their presence be welcomed?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Where Words Fail: Book 5: The Invasion of Omashu reviews
Smellerbee and Longshot finally arrive in Omashu, only to find that the Fire Nation has conquered and is occupying the city. To make matters worse, rumor has it that the crowned prince and princess of the Fire Nation are visiting...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
Where Words Fail: Book 4: Threshold Guardians reviews
Smellerbee and Longshot have escaped the swamp and bridged the gap between them. Their next stop, Omashu, is still a few days away, but that doesn't mean those days are uneventful...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Where Words Fail: Book 3: A Test of Faith reviews
While Ba Sing Se may be behind them, Smellerbee and Longshot's trials are far from over. Their next stop in their travels: a swamp rife with spiritual energy...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
A little secret reviews
Working a day job sucks, but Gum has found a way to turn that around. Sex-related things, PWP, might do a more story-oriented sequel if people ask.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Gum - Complete
Where Words Fail: Book 2: Escaping Ba Sing Se reviews
The second book in the Where Words Fail series. Smellerbee and Longshot have made it a long way together, but one crucial step still remains before they're truly free: escaping from Ba Sing Se.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
What did you lose? reviews
Zoey tries to get Francis to open up in the bombed out airport terminal. Maybe he lost something significant to the infection, like everyone else. Friendship story.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Vertigo reviews
Clutch never liked going to Sky Dinosaurian Square very much.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Clutch, Beat - Complete
Coming to an Understanding
The Northern Water Tribe's culture is changing. Told from the perspective of two original characters with Avatar characters mentioned in passing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Where Words Fail: Book 1: A Fight for Survival reviews
In a world without Jet, and where the Avatar is presumed dead, two Freedom Fighters must persevere against staggering odds and take the fate of the world into their own hands.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,998 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Defying the Taboo reviews
The GGs have been caught and forced to play the Game of Battle Royale. Time is running out, and only two are left alive...who will be able to do what's necessary in order to walk away? Contains nudity, violence and character death. You have been warned!
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
A Collection of Danny Phantom Drabbles reviews
A series of drabbles. Chapter 3 up: Technus and Skulker drink and talk about changes, Pariah Dark, and how scary Danny can be.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Dan Phantom, Technus
Up Above reviews
With Roger gone and Angel dead, Mark and Collins are lost. Not slash, just...outrospection, I guess the word is. Takes place during the play, between Goodbye Love and What You Own. Oneshot, complete.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Mark C., T. Collins - Complete
Glint and Glimmer
Drabble. Jack wears bandages and has a bizarre obsession with knives: this is why. Rated M for graphic self harm. Oneshot, complete, and angst free.
Power Stone - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Six Seven One reviews
Drabble. A year has passed, and the pain hasn't stopped...focuses on Anthony following his part in the game. Oneshot, complete.
Eternal Darkness - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
A Collection of Phoenix Wright Drabbles
Chapter one deals with Maya's case in PW2, so heavy spoilers. Chapter 2 is a CSI heavy crossover with a pinch of Phoenix Wright near the end. To be updated if I have the inspiry. Rated M for implied murder.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007
A Collection of Jet Set Radio Drabbles reviews
Chapter 4 up. I present to you a different spin on the popular RhythYoyo pairing from JSRF.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007
A Collection of Avatar Drabbles reviews
Chapter three up: Toph and Aang talk about romantic blindness, told in the present tense. More to come if I get the urge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Toph, Iroh
Charge, or In Charge? reviews
Drabble. The Crazy Cabbies finally bought the company from their boss, but it looks like the price is steeper than they initially thought. Oneshot, complete.
Crazy Taxi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
A Collection of Megaman Drabbles reviews
Three chapters up: Tron and Roll bond, Cutman and Elecman do MORE than bond, and Snakeman.EXE is REALLY creepy with his bonds. Second chapter contains slash.
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2007
A Collection of Young Justice Drabbles reviews
A series of Alternate Universe drabbles based on Young Justice, because I'm a disgruntled fanboy. The first chapter deals with the team's potential breakup after Graduation Day, chapter 2 having a Danny Phantom crossover.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2007
Unlikely reviews
Drabble, set postwar. Charles is in dire need of some help at Boston Mercy, so he calls in some old MASH buddies to lend a hand. Based on the television series. Oneshot, complete.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Charles W., Hawkeye P. - Complete
A Collection of CSI Drabbles
As the title says, this is a collection of short stories related to CSI, usually focusing on Greg. I'll update it as it catches my fancy. Spoiler warnings regarding to Season 7 episodes and Chapter 3 involves a Phoenix Wright crossover!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Greg S.
Staff of:
  1. Smellerbee, Longshot... and the Freedom Fighters
    Cartoons Avatar: Last Airbender