Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
well, as y'all prob'ly no by now, by pen name is KiyKat0575. eeerrr...yah. My fave things 2 do, r swimming, reading, writing, singing, dancing, canoeing, hiking, horse-back-riding, camping, volleyball, badmitton...dont even no if i spelled that right...but, like, w/e...things like that. Alright. Now, this is important. all of my stories, at least have 1 characteristic of my best friend, Tori. Since we share the same E-mail address, if you want to contact her to tell her she needs a sychyatrist, therapist, any kind of help... (lol, J.K., tori!) ...but, seriously...contact us, at:
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'life is just a dream that's gotta end sometime'-Me!
Chamber of secrets-Ron-'Follow the spiders! Why can't it be follow the butterflies!'
blond moments :)
1.) i waz watchin tv this winter, and sittin by the fire, and then, i said, 'it smells like something's burning...' seriously. i was sittin by a FIRE. :P sigh how stupid can i get?
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off.
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If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profileNinety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, KiyKat0575
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, KiyKat0575
I, KiyKat0575, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Reiview Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!
If you believe in love, post this in your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, KiyKat0575
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My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Sweet-Sunshyne, lilyre, KiyKat0575
I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
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If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt" and "Don't touch my dirt!" - Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates 2
"Hey O'Connel looks to me like I've got all the horses!" "Hey Benny, looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river" - Benny and O'Connel in The Mummy
"And did I panic ? I think not !" - Johnathan in The Mummy
"My name is Phoebus... It means Sun God!" - Phoebus in Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame
"I shall create fire!" - Sid the Sloth in Ice Age
"Pervert!" - One of the possoms in Ice Age 2
weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when u don't know what 2 call someone
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
"I'm not imppossible, just stubborn."
"Life-loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
"Ooooh... RUM! His name is Rum! His name is Rum, Rum, Rum, Rum, RUM!... Finnegan! True to his name! He takes the blame in a drunken haze! So clap! And Stand up! And give Rum a shout! Because Rum! Rum Finnegan! Is the best without a doubt!" (Song)
Join the dark side. We have cookies. ...Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!
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98 percent of fanfiction on ff.net is shit. Put this in your profile if your stories are part of that 98 percent and you really wish somebody had told you earlier.
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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
If one by one, the penguins steal your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever copy and pasted one of those things where you're supposed to add your penname into your profile, then promptly forgot to add your penname, copy and paste this into your profile and add your penname (I'm evil, aren't I?) to the list. Psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
You know you live in 2009 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow : No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Jack Sparrow : One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Elizabeth : Will!
Elizabeth : This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!
Will Turner : Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: "Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around."
SNUFFLES IS SEXY!
"I wonder if this planet is another planet's hell."
"An eye for an eye only leaves the world blind." -Ghandi
"Heaven won't take me, Hell's afraid I'll take over."
" America- land of low carb diets and fast food."
"All this time I can't believe I couldn't see, kept in the dark, but you were right in front of me." -Evanessence
"I don't want the world see me because I don't think that they'd understand" -The Goo Goo Dolls
"I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?" -Eminem
"Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken."
"Kill the living and raise the dead."
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" -Edgar Allen Poe
"Person One: I Know you are, but what am I?
"Person One: You want to fight me?
"I don't know why, but for some strange reason girls get into hissy fits when you don't remember their birthday. On the other hand, if you mention their age, they go ballistic on you."
"Person One: You're insane
"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
"'Thou shall not steal' my demonic ass"
"I haven't committed a crime.What I did was fail to comply with the law." -David Dinkins, NYC mayor
"Suicide hotline... please hold."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"I'll kill you until you die from it!"
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."
"47.5 of statistics are made up on the spot."
"If you can't fix it with ducktape you haven't used enough."
"Experience is something you don't get until after you need it."
"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I had a psychic boyfriend... he left me before we met."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"There are people I would take a bullet for, and people I would like to put a bullet in." Benji (Good Charlotte)
"Friends are God's way of apologzing for our families."
"If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, you might as well do it."
"Power does not come from strength, but from being able to control it."
"When one door closes, another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. -Alexander Graham Bell
"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in getting up every time we fail."
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
-If we Americans cuss then say "Pardon my French."But when the French cuss do the say "Pardon my English?"
-I don't hate all people just the ones I have met.
- Yes I do specialise in Randomness
"YOUR ALL GOING TO DIE!"
YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2)
"Life's an Ocean, Sail It"
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive
Life's Tough, get a helmet!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
you say physco like it's a bad thing
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
Reality bites with all different sizes of teeth
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months
The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?
Pain is temporary but pride is forever.
It's hard to stand up to your enemies. It's harder to stand up to your friends. But, it's the hardest to stand up to your friends while all your friends are becoming your enemies.
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose...
I'll always be your second best...but maybe second isn't so bad...but then again, it depends who I'm behind.
Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel & Gretel? She's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream home and then these brats come and start eating it.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I had a wet dream about you last night; I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff.
Everbody makes mistakes...Take your parents for example...
At my lemonade stand I gave away the first glass away for free and the second for 5. The second had the antidote
ROCK IS DEAD! Long live paper and scissors!
Shut up, voices! Or I'll poke you with a q-tip again!
I'd live up to my potential, but it would cut into my sitting around time.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oh, burn)
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Don't reach for the stars, you'll look like an idiot stretching for no reason.
Go ahead. Talk about me. But I have some advice: click your heels together and say "I NEED A LIFE!"
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into water guns and spray ppl in the eyes with it.
Matches! Let's burn stuff!
I'm not a pyromaniac...I just like playing with fire!
I have a big book of sarcasm and I'm not afraid to use it.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Squee like no one is listening!
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it shot NOW!
I want it thick and long so it will keep me up all night!--I'm talking about Book 7 you perv!
We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Without me, you're just AWESO
Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days...
You say I'm not cool? I'm good with that. Cool is a similar form of cold, and if you aren't cold, you're hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. ; )
You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start looking amazingly hot.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a driver's permit.
Fat kids are harder to kidnap.
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Things to think about:
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
Eggs are really liquid chickens.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before their considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in' but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts?' Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the Proffesor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If Corn Oil is made of Corn, and Vegetable Oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from Morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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ON HOLD: yah, yah, i no! i just started it, but, it's on hold! not many pplz seem interested in it right now, acoz of that suoer short chappie, so, i'm tryin' 2 get a longer chappie. anyways! This story is about a pair of muggle-born twins with unusual powers. i mean, yah, so, the type of power that they have isn't TOO rare, but, how it works for them, is completely new to the wizarding world. Along with their powers, they get some amazing side-affects. OH! AND, watch out for links between this story, and my other one:
Marauder and D.A. Era:
Lily's life completly changes with one letter. With this letter, comes the revealing of a family secret from her mother's side. Can this family secret put her and her family in danger? Will this one letter test and break the amazingly strong bond between her and her sister? Also with this letter comes New and Old friendships, better bonds in the friendships, feeling betrayed, and even more opportunities for pranks and a future, Lily is wondering how she will ever survive Hogwarts. Not sure if Lily and James die or not! I guess i'll have 2 take a poll!
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