Jaimee Black
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Joined 03-16-07, id: 1239670, Profile Updated: 12-17-11
Author has written 8 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

I'm Back!

Very Sorry with how long it took to get back -.-

With that said


My name is Jaimee, and I'm taking this profile over.

Rei, whom this profile belonged to, is being a freak about writing, so she has given her profile to me with the commandment that I finish the stories, which I will do!

A little about me

Name: Jaimee (To te peple on the internet anyways)

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Likes: My Best Friend...and that's about it haha. Besides FanFiction and WoW anyways.

Dislikes: Not getting into this as it will end up as a rant of Epic porportions

Story pictures:

Yugito from 'I'm Sorry' After Time Travel/Time Skip without mask

Yugito from 'I'm Sorry' After Time Travel/Time Skip With mask

Naruto's Scythe from 'I'm Sorry'


You just made my soul throw up...You sonuvabitch

I'm not evil, I just have a tendency to laugh maniacly and Kill people...
And attract Hero's who want to kill me...
And have a Dark fortress...
And Minions...
Screw it.
I'm evil

Friends are like Potatoes, if you eat them they die.

Friends are like Snow, if you pee on them they disappear.

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

It's like I hate you, then I love you. Like I want to throw you off a cliff, and run down to the bottom and catch you.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

I'm looking forward to regretting this

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

Everybody has the right to be stupid but you're breaking the rules!

Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow...

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Welcome to loserville. Population: you

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!

Your village called, their idiot is missing

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous, Everyone hadn't met me yet

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

I dont need your attitude I've got one of my own

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

I never come to a fork in the road, I come to sporks in the road, sometimes spoons

If further annoyed I shall spork your eyes out

I laugh in the face of death... then run away screaming like a little girl

Don't knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run... he hates that

Who ever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried to hug the air

A good friend comforts you when he rejects you. A best friend marches up to him and says, "It's cause your gay isn't it!?"

What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?

Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet.

I hear highschool's easier the second time around.

Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I'm not as think you dumb I am

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems

Don't go to bed angry, stay up and plot revenge

Angry people need hugs... and sharp objects

A true friend doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front…I will poke you with a spork during English

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

You're just jealous because I can act retarded in public and people still love me

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to be faster than you

I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars and the moon wondering... WHERE THE HELL'S MY CEILING!?

If thinking about it makes you cackle insanely for more than five minutes, you're not allowed to do it.

My friends are the reason I had to try and explain why seeing a button that says 'Satan Sucks. Tell Everyone.' Made me laugh hystercally for twenty minutes

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') (I was talking to myself about this the other day...)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Story status:

I'm Sorry-Time Travel Fic, Based off the phrase
'I can’t protect you without holding a sword
I can’t embrace you while holding a sword' from Bleach WIP
In one life: At the age of 15 Naruto neglected his ninja studies when, as a part of a peace treaty, a 14-year-old girl named Nii Yugito was sent to Konoha. He courted, and fell in love with her. However, when Akatsuki struck, Naruto found his strength insufficient to protect the girl he loves. In a desperate attempt to change everything, Naruto melds with Kyuubi and travels back in time.
In his new life: 3-year-old Uzamaki Naruto thwarts an attempt to kidnap Hyuuga Hinata. In order to show their remorse at the attempted kidnapping Kumogakure no Sato sends 2-year-old Nii Yugito to Konoha. As an unseen bonus, the Kazekage wonders at the wisdom of having an unstable Jinchuuriki around. Under the pretense of wanting to improve connections with Konoha he sends two of his children to be Konoha Ninja. This time Naruto has to choose, be with his love again and risk losing her, or Protect her from afar? NaruYuuHina, SasuHaku.

Twisted Reality- WIP Current

Yugito and Gaara's mothers make their way to Konoha together because of a rumor that the Hokage protect the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi. They want their Children to grow up in a loving environment. When they die after child birth, Sandaime Hokage has three troublemaking Jinchuuriki on his hands. But when the Hyuuga come forward with their own Jinchuuriki, The Hokage is in for the Headache of his life, as well as the most paperwork. He prays that nothing more happens, but it's to no avail as Yamanaka Inoichi comes forward and says that the traitorous Sannin, Orochimaru, took his only daughter and made her a Jinchuuriki as well.. So now, Yugito, container of the Nibi no Nekomata; Gaara, container of the Ichibi no Shukaku; Naruto, container of the Kyuubi no Kitsune; Ino, container of the Sanbi no Inu; and Hinata, container of the Yonbi no Ryuu, have to manage in an intolerant village, A couple of insane Sensei's, and slave driving Demons who don't want their containers to be hurt. The mutual thought of all five kids? 'We're screwed', but the fun is just begining. The five recieve a C-rank mission, which quickly turns A-rank, But that's not the only problem, Yugito falls sick soon after Zabuza is "Defeated." With one of their own down, what will the other four do when A new enemy appears?

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Kurama's Sword by IndigoDarkChild reviews
Yin and Yang. Two Properties needed to create a strong Jinchuuriki. Placing Yin in Naruto and Yang into one of the strongest Swords in all of the elemental nations, watch a legend come from nothing. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,140 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hiruzen S., Kushina U.
Wings on which to Fly by SlashnYaoi reviews
Up For Adoption Yaoi!Harem. Started out as actual story, now just one shots of sex. Mostly blurbs from other story: Legacy of the Uzumaki. May add more/different pieces of smut as I go on. Naruto is a different kind of creature in these!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 7/5/2007 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 5,172 - Follows: 5,190 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Thoughts of Pudding 2012 by Brian64 reviews
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,257 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt reviews
Naruto has always had the makings of Ultimate Power. What if he developed a few special abilities and truly trained before team 7? How far could Naruto reach in life if pushed to do so? Lets see...NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,424 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,033 - Reviews: 3169 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Beach House Catastrophes by Namori reviews
MITB Seq: With the summer coming to an end, friends leaving, and conflicts arising, will Sasuke and Sakura's relationship ever bloom? Will Ayama's secret ever be revealed? And what will become of Sasori and Deidara? Only one way to find out. READ :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,441 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kitsune Memories by Thelow reviews
Captured by Orochimaru and experimented on Naruto is changed and lost. What will happen when his friends come to save him from his imprisonment? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,785 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Demon Shinobi of Konoha by Thelow reviews
After the attack of the Kyuubi it was revealed to the council who Naruto's father truly was. 12 years later Konoha is thriving with many strong ninja, one known as the Demon Shinobi is about to get his own Genin squad. Full Summary inside. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bloodline: Radiance, a Remake by Creative Procrastinator reviews
Naruto must learn to surpass the imposable, to protect those precious to him, using his bloodline and the Power of the spiral. Gurren Lagann Crossover NarutoHarem NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007
Kits! by OtakuLady reviews
After a brutal gang rape, Naruto, due to Kyuubi's chakra, finds himself pregnant! Now he must flee the village, and find somewhere safe to raise his child. Pairings: KyuuNaru KyuuSasu SasuNaru Gaara pairings too. Formerly Kits. Mpreg, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,920 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Speaks His Mind! by OtakuLady reviews
After an unexplained six days lack of sleep, Naruto's mind is just a little bit messed up! So, he does what no one thought possible! He SPEAKS HIS MIND! See what happens after he tells Sakura off, and tries to sell Sasuke to Orochimaru! Chap. 3 updated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hidden Inside: The Story Never Told by Bored-is-my-favorite-word reviews
IYHP XOVER! After defeating Narku Iuyasha has found himself the unwilling teacher to a bunch of weird Hogwarts students. Everything would be ok as log as they don't blow up the school. "So who likes to play with weapons in their spare time?" Smirk.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,701 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Harry P., Inuyasha
Tigerclaws Diary by chocoholic21 reviews
I have stolen Tigerclaws diary and I'm spreading his most personal thoughts all over the internet! Review!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007
Far and Away by Light Catastrophe reviews
Kira, Sasuke and Naruto's second son, has always been a loner. When he runs away he learns just how much family really means. SasuNaru. AU. Mpreg. OC. Companion to Looking In, Always You, and Lights and Sounds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,953 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008
Naruto: Edge of Tomorrow by Geor-sama reviews
At times of war things are done that should never be done. Research that should never be considered becomes practice. Now in a time when Daybreak is rising, desperate Shadows seek to kill what they created and a boy becomes a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,103 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Pack Law by psycochick32 reviews
One quest over, the pack sets off to make sure the peace will last. But the well mysteriously closes, and the fight moves to the future. Emotions run wild as two worlds merge; the pack must overcome their issues to become more powerful than ever. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,444 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Hensetsu izen Ai by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto’s had enough. Enough of Konoha and the constant hate he receives. And he does the unthinkable. He merges with the demon Kyuubi and runs away from Konoha to end up in the arms of one of Konoha’s most hunted nins…Itachi[Yaoi,itanaru,Mpreg]request fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Dragon's Kiss by Jupiter 13 reviews
Princess gets abducted by Dragon. Brave Knight goes to save Princess. Brave Knight slays Dragon and saves Princess. Brave Knight falls in love with Princess. Brave Knight and Princess marry. Your usual fairytale, right? …How about a new version? AU, SLASH
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 262,550 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Hell Of A Lot More To Me by Destiny Writes reviews
Your blade is only as sharp as your will to protect, Your will to protect is only as strong as your heart. UPDATED for once... Smart Naruto, eventual ItaNaru EVENTUAL NO FLAMES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,683 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Naruto: Ninja of the Sand by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto, at a young age was taken from Leaf and raised in Sand. Follow him as he grows up with new friends, a real family, and a new path. NarutoXTemari GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,470 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
My Regret by Shadow Priesstes reviews
Pride!EdxEnvy Pride has a memory that isn't his, and no one will explain it, so he goes looking for the only person he thinks might be able to. Rated M for future chapters Adopted by me...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Edward E., Envy
Avoidance at a Cost by Frosty Mint reviews
For Naruto life was simple, eat Ramen, train and become Hokage, that was until he had to suffer decreased Chakra levels, Sasuke stalking him, and falling in love with the one person he shouldn't; Itachi. ItaNaru with one sided SasuNaru. Canon universe, AT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Highschool Sandbox by BoomBoom31 reviews
/WILL BE FINISHED BY arashi wolf princess/ Gaara had always been able to control the sand that called to him. What happens when Gaara gets caught in the act at his new highschool? NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,943 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Nariko Uzumaki by Blazenix reviews
It's a high school fic. Naruto's is a girl called Nariko, who is the new girl at her High School. Finding it hard to fit in, and with a few guys wanting her to be their girlfriend only makes it harder. NaruXSasu ratings may be changed. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,684 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Capture Me Captive by Hiki-chan reviews
Chapter 9! Our mission is to go to Sound and spy on the two top main powers there, the Otokage himself and the second in command to make sure that Sound is not planning any attacks on Konoha or Sand and stop them at all cost, okay Gaara? SasuNaru, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Thief! by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Edward E., Envy
Blood Moon by bloodredkyuubi reviews
Hi guys! This is my first fan fiction! Sorry it’s kind of short, but it’s only a prologue. Man, I suck at summeries, but here goes! Naruto and the Kyuubi get first contact at age 6. He discovers his own bloodlines that surpass all others. Together they wi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Summer in the South by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Sasuke's family left the big city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaa ItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,756 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Guardian by Thelow reviews
Naruto returns from his fight against Orochimaru in a great depression at the loss of a friend and bad news from the demon. Hinata tries to help him through his pain. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,722 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Poisoned by Skullz427 reviews
Naruto is raised by his mother, taught int he shinobi ways and brings about the creation of Konoha's newest clan, the Uzumaki. He isn't actually poisoned, read and you'll see NaruHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Crazy Love Story by goddessofsilvermoon reviews
1st Sequel of "The Truth". Itachi knew that after the procedure he would have to deal with being back on ANBU however he didn't know he would have to deal with the other's crazy attempts to take Naruto away from him... and here he thought Sasuke was bad…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Crimson Void by UrufuKiba22 reviews
Hatred, Anger, Pain, Sorrow. Feelings not uncommon but still felt. These emotions can change the pure hearts of innocent people. Destiny is never set in stone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,977 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/14/2006
Little Black Box by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
.AU. The relaxing school trip atmosphere kind of died after the plane went down. Just how long can a group of angry, emotionally unprepared teenagers survive before they kill themselves…or each other? .SasuNaru.ShikaTema.GaaraNeji.Other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Simple Change: The Sharingan Volume 2: Reminisce by James D. Fawkes reviews
An unforseen event has destroyed Konoha, leaving Naruto and Hinata as the only surviving Leaf Ninja. After hunting down the culprit, Naruto and Hinata make a trip back in time, armed with the knowledge to save the future. NaruHina KakaRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,687 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Story Of Mitarashi Naruto by AnkoSupaFan reviews
Naruto is saved and adopted by Anko. Will the two who are so alike be able to survive together through the most dangerous of all missions, life? How will he and his team and the other Konoha Genin fare in the Chunin Exams? NaruTen, Currently Revising
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Hinata's Fox! by Mitsukigirl reviews
Kitsune is the Kyuubi and Naruto has joined his demon clan to beat Akatsuki! Naruto and the Kyuubi talk to each other a lot. NaruHina. The chuunin exams bring sasuke bashing and Itachi's death. Guess who else dies?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fighting for a dream, fighting for a purpose by Zaara the black reviews
After Haku's Death Kyubi Makes Naruto an offer he can't refuse. Now going back he well change fate. Man if only he know the half of it. NarufemHaku may change to naruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
BlueBird Illusions: Move forward by Iron-Maiden Alchemist reviews
LAST EP. SPOILER WARNING, no game spoilers. Ed has been 'lost' to the gate, Al really misses him and searches for him believing hes still alive. He later on, runs into Ed's alter ego... -character death- (Status: incomplete and no longer being written)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Dragon Sannin by rasengan86 reviews
With the world ending thanks to Akatsuki, the Kyuubi attempts to bring Naruto to the past. But there was a mistake & now Naruto finds himself the fourth member of the team who will become The Legendary Sannin. How will he change the future? TsuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,203 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Purity by The Little man reviews
The Yondaime sealed the great Kyuubi into a newborn baby's belly. It was supposed to keep the demon in. The baby was supposed to be viewed as a hero. Neither were supposed to meet each other. Nothing really went according to plan. NarutoxFemale Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Unholy blood by angelofdeath291 reviews
Summary: not good with summaries. au Naruto is from a vampiric clan which is in a demon kingdom and has been destroyed, he makes it to konoha to gain the power he needs to gain revenge. not yaoi. naruxfemkyu oc personality for her plus more pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,425 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Change by Afug reviews
Kagome wants to go home, Inu won't let her. Someone convinces him to let her go. Inuyasha follows her, despite Sango's protests and sees Kagome change into the most powerful demon he's ever met. Who is this new enemy? Will they ever defeat him? R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,051 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by FullmetalFreak7 reviews
Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,788 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Yondaime's Curse by xan.tanuki reviews
What if the yondaime didn't seal the kyuubi into Naruto? What if he turned the Kyuubi into a newborn baby? KyuubixHinata, NarutoxTemari GaaraxSakuraReview and get WONDERFUL COOKIES!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kage No Naruto by Score89 reviews
At the age of seven Naruto has an unpleasant accident with the villagers, that 1 day changes the life of Naruto and the entire elemental nations.What follows is the story of the rise of a legend, one as powerful as the Gods. SuperNaruto. NarutoAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,634 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Doubutsuka by YaoiRocks reviews
On a mission, the Konoha twelve inhale a strange blue gas. And when they wake up, they find that they’re half animal? How will they cope with this…and it doesn’t help that the Akatsuki are active… [Yaoi, lemons, Itanaru XD, Mpreg] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,093 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Paying for his Sins by Disintegrating Vortex reviews
Can a human and a homunculus live together in harmony? Especially if they're both slowly losing it?Rated T for bizarreness. I promise the shounenai, but I phail.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Wrath, Edward E.
Icha Icha Naruto by antiassasinguy reviews
When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Fractured Sun by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
[AU Sequel to Road Trip] Music heals, the ancients say, it soothes the savage beast. Of course, moody teenagers who can't agree on which music are probably far from being healed...but the universe works in mysterious ways [SasuNaru, ShikaTema, GaaNe]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,372 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The New Fullmetal Alchemist by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
Set 7 years after FMA movie. Roy's dealing with enough stress already, but what happens when a flash from the past comes knocking? And what happens when they're suddenly taken to the world of Harry Potter? Find out! FMA spoilers! R&R! NO MarySue!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,380 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006
Syn by reiuki2 reviews
Something is changing the homunculi, and now Edward, Alphonse, And a desperate Envy must do something about it, but will inner feelings get in the way? ExE lemon is up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,156 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Rekindled by crietros reviews
In a battle between Leaf and Sound, Hinata is struck down. When Naruto fails to notice an incoming attack, Kyuubi steps in. : TimeTravel, Demonic : NarutoHinata, NejiTenten, undecided on others : Rated for violence, some language, nudity, and my paranoia
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Strange Magic by yllom21 reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter. After defeating Naraku, Inuyasha finds himself in Europe hundreds of years later as the new DADA professor. Now pretending to be a normal human, Inuyasha wonders how he will ever get home. CHAPTER 13!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,368 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Inuyasha
Expecting The Unexpected by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Ed and Envy are forced to take the phrase expect the unexpected to heart when it turns out that they are expecting, and indeed, it is quite unexpected. EnvyxEd. Yaoi and mpreg. Rated for language and for future chapters. COMPLETED.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,603 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
King Kyuubi by Mirazhe1 reviews
[King Kong fusion] Kiba looked down upon the huge footprint in the mud before him. It was so familiar, like a canine... Like a... fox.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,973 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Hinata H.
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Sin High by Cat-and-Kit reviews
ENVY x ED . Ed is a new student at West Rain High school. Being the only 15 year old in grade twelve, he is already gaining way more attention than he'd like. And when we add a very interested Envy to the mixture... ::Now rated M for later chapters::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,387 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Fullmetal Keyblade by MegaKiraraLover reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS! After the final battle with Xemnas, Riku and Sora are thrown into darkness for what they think is eternaty. Well, eternaty is shorter than it used to be... full summary inside FINAL CHAPTER CANCELLED
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006
A Kitsune Riding on My Shoulder by Nanashi-tenshi reviews
The Fourth Hokage forgot to take one thing into account when he sealed the Kyuubi inside Naruto, he was only sealing the Kyuubi's power. How will Naruto cope with having a voice in the back of his head and a chibi Kitsune that only he can see?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005
Teach Me by DarkTigerGirl reviews
[Sequel to Good Old School Days] Envy and Ed are about to find out that the real world is alot different then high school. Chap 8: Ed tries to cook, and Envy gets a video that he doesn't need to see
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Cursed Blood by dfourthhorseman reviews
Hidden from history, there existed a single vampire clan, the Uzamaki clan, but its history is more mystery than that which was foretold. By a turn of events, Naruto is soon to discover just what fate has in store for him. AnkoNaruSaku. OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,554 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Teasing, Teaching and Time Travel by Tanydwr reviews
HIATUS. Harry becomes DADA teacher. In 1977. But what mystery shrouds the DADA teacher? The Marauders want to know. HG, y'know. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Coffee Incident by wabbit sox reviews
While trying to create a simple cup of coffee, Ed accidentally gets himself and a few choice other characters blown to Hogwarts! How will they survive? “…I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…” Roy remarked slowly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/9/2005
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I'm Sorry reviews
I can’t protect you without holding a sword I can’t embrace you while holding a sword. 19 year old Naruto lost the girl he fell in love with and goes back in time to save her, but he has to make a choice, Love her, Or protect her? HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Twisted Reality:Redux reviews
What if Yuugito and Gaara were born in Konoha? What if Ino and Hinata were Jinchuuriki? What would their adventures bring? NaruxHarem, YuugitoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
I Forget
Oneshot Prequel to I'm Sorry. How did Yugito die Anyway? What was so bad even Naruro couldn't forgive it? NaruYuu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bright Eyes, Bright end reviews
Hinata has had enough, what will Naruto do. NaruHina, suicide, Oneshot. Re-done, and better than ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Run Naruto reviews
This has no summary, It is the crack result of my insomniainduced mind. FemSasuke. Evil Orange Jumpsuit...Dishes... UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata Can't Stop the Rain from Falling reviews
Songfic to Cascada's 'Can't stop the Rain from Fallin'. Oneshot. Hinata is visiting Naruto and tells him a few things before duty drags her away again. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's a Bastard reviews
No one knew how right Naruto really was. One shot. Yaoi if you look at a magnifying glass through binoculars. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My FatherMy Dad reviews
Edward is ordered to execute a murderer, but what can he do if that murderer is his own daughter. Slight EdxEnvy, implied Mpreg, Character Death oneshot UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete